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So, and I can't believe that I need to make an account to put this out there:

Do ANY of you remember that when Paragon-verse Jade was loaned the Orange Ring to fix her Uncle's Brain Damage caused by chemical weapons, she gave herself a Super-Brain while she was at it? I seem to remember her doing that.

That is all. I'm gone.

P.S.: Sup Datacord?
 
I'm going to assume that the words "No." and "Stop" where not uttered by Jade. She was simply unprepared for Super-sex. You're almost acting as if OL somehow did something wrong, and considering she isn't telling him to get out...

It's not about consent; that's not where I was going with this. I'm not saying he did something wrong; it's more...

Let's say you have a friend that you're trying to change the parameters of your relationship with. In that case, whether your first date with them is a picnic in the park or watching an orgy kind of matters in terms of setting the foundation for where things are going. She might be completely cool with either, but particularly if the both of you are bad with communication, where you take her will cause her to set expectations and make assumptions about your expectations that may or may not be completely accurate.

Basically, Paul is already so emotionally invested in Jade that he's already talking in true-love violet to her, but she doesn't yet seem to be. Porn star sex is fun, but it puts things on a purely physical level (which is probably where her past relationships were and inside her comfort zone) as opposed to a more emotional level (where Paul already is), which leads things to a more casual sex level rather than a relationship.

They never really had a romantic relationship before. They ended things last time with Jade offering him just "sex between friends" without any need for emotional commitment. Seeing his thoughts as we do, it seems (IMO) obvious that he wants more than just casual sex in which they connect on a physical level, but I'm not sure the extent to which Jade knows that.

Plus, Jade already has a lot of reasons to have self-esteem/inferiority issues. "I can casually give you amazing sex, but you passed out before I got any satisfaction" seems like a bad route to start things off with, particularly since she seems to have been assuming that this was one area she'd actually be able to take the lead in.

... not that I'm saying he did anything wrong or there's any deal-breakers with what happened; it's simply more on the level of how starting a relationship with a one-night-stand can add an obstacle to starting a romantic relationship, because of creating expectations as to the nature of what both parties are looking for.
 
Oh, you all KNEW I was going to be here for THIS. ...you did know that, right? I mean, I'd hate to have chained the doors shut for nothing.
Honestly, I'm a little disappointed you didn't do anything with the previous update. I'll take what I can get, though.
Oh, god. He's one of those people who get all peppy after.

...or he's a morning person. Hmmm. No, that can't be it. He's gone into too many religious institutions without bursting into flames.
Power ring for the pep, and scry wards for the religious institutions.
....DUMP HER, PAUL. No one who willingly drinks instant coffee can be trusted! The BARE MINIMUM is drip coffee! I don't even drink coffee and I know THAT! She's gotta be a Skrull or something!
Easy, there, ma-
It's INSTANT, you monster. That's the "I have a coffee drinker in my house and I don't drink coffee THIS WILL GET RID OF THEM" option! No TRUE human being chooses to drink instant!
I said relax! That's clearly her father's influence at work. It's probably a taste that she acquired despite it being horrible, like Guy with his horse piss beer that he drank before the Ophidian performed an intervention. Also, remember Paul's motto: When I am confronted by the evils of the universe, I will rejoice. For when I'm done, there will be one less. Applies just as well to horrible taste in coffee as institutional ocular mutilation.
 
Resolution (supplementary, Renegade option)
13th September
08:17 GMT -6


I press down on the writhing carapace of the horror beneath me, doing my best to keep my head away from its flailing raptorial forelegs. Perhaps the most disturbing part of this is that rather than chittering or screeching as I'd expected, the abomination is near completely silent as it tries to bring its natural weapons to-.

Gughuh! And it reminds me with a spray of toxic gunk from its spinnerets that it's anything but natural.

I turn to the observation window. "Do you need samples of this as well?!"

Cranius raises Otto's hand to his mouth. "If it is not too much trouble!"

I nod, taking a syringe in my right hand and doing my best to suck up the larger congealing pools. Insectoid Unmen. I have no idea what Arcane was thinking when he made these and frankly I'll be perfectly happy if I never do gain that sort of insight. This poor bastard used to be Corporal Frank Cruz before his disastrous assignment to General Sutherland's research project. Real zombies don't have infectious bites. In fact, they usually won't bite at all, lacking the animating spirit from which normal people derive motivation. These things on the other hand are totally infectious, symbiotic cells in their blood, digestive systems and venom glands straining with all their might to turn any animal they come into contact with into more Insectoid Unmen.

I turn my head aside and spit, a wad of transformed Unphlegm flying from my mouth. It has.. veins growing on it, the mass twitching as it attempts to develop a heart beat. My divine resistance is enough to prevent my body being transformed, but anything else

I slide the syringe back into my armoured holdall, then take out another. This one is a bit tricky, and there's next to no chance that the creature itself will cooperate. Extreme option, then. I lift my hand from its thorax, braced for it to start writhing again. There's a token wriggle, but I think even its animal intelligence has worked out that it can't throw me from this position. Okay, step two. I slam my fist forward, striking it directly on the vertex. Nothing like a full strength hit, but hopefully… Yes, its eyes aren't focusing on me. I shove the needle into its mouth, piercing its venom gland and sucking a syringeful out.

Okay, done. I activate my aero-discs and rise off its body, forelegs swiping at me instinctively but being harmlessly turned aside by my armour. Well, that was revolting. I send a wave of orange light over myself to burn away any lingering goop. Mother Box, boom tube.

BOOM!

I slide the venom syringe into my satchel as I fly through, shutting the tube down as I land on the observation platform.

Cranius turns around on Otto's shoulders to grin at me. "Excellent work, my boy! Usually taking samples from zhe insectoids takes us weeks and costs us a great deal in equipment."

I unclamp the satchel from my armour and hold it out. "Happy to help, Cranius."

"Unt… You are not suffering any… Ill effects?"

Oh, my mouth is dry. Mother Box?

Ping.

Ring?

No abnormalities detected beyond the usual.

Huh. I think it might be learning bad habits from Sinestro.

"No, none that I can detect."

Otto turns around to face… To chest me and takes the satchel before walking in the direction of the stairs back into the main part of the Uncorporation headquarters. Cranius manoeuvres himself so that he can look back at me as Otto ascends. "I am very glad. You, I zhink, would be an even more troubling specimen zhen zhey are."

"I'd like to think so. What.. do you intend to.. use that for?"

"Eh, a back burner project of mine. I do not zhink zhat reversing zhe effects after zo long would… Be of use to zhose poor unfortunates. But, if anyone were infected in zhe future, possessing a way to arrest zhe changes would be wizhout price."

"And it would serve to improve your understanding of Doctor Arcane's workings."

His face twitches slightly. "Even I would stop short of creating somezhing like zhat."

"Glad to hear it." We leave the insectoid vault proper and step into the airlock, an entirely sensible precaution against airborne toxins and transmutative agents. And people trying to come back through without knowing that they'd been infected. The inner door clanks closed behind us and Cranius hops onto his perch while Otto begins stripping himself of clothing. "And your work more generally?"

"Zhe next round of zhe implantation procedures begins on Wednesday, unt zhen I will be fully occupied with zhe testing." He strums three fingers. "I am… Finding it an adequate replacement for zhe uncreation." He looks me over. "But… Zhis is not a purely social visit, no? You want my answer."

"I want to give you the opportunity to ask any questions so that I could allay any remaining concerns you may have."

"I…" He looks down for a moment. "I will be honest wizh you: I am minded to accept wizhout furzher qualification." He looks up again. "For zhe work you have done for me, for us, and zhe opportunities you have provided for us… I owe you zhis. And I believe zhat it will benefit us to continue zhis relationship. However."

"Yes? Please, any reservations-."

"I have no knowledge of my own expiration date. I could drop dead tomorrow, or… I could still be as I am a century from now. If I am to devote myself fully to zhis great transformative work you would heff me perform… I need to know zhat my people can continue wizhout me. My… Students are capable unt my brozher Crassus is skilled… But zhey do not have my experience, my insight."

"If you need me to go looking for more of Arcane's books..?"

"No." His neck bulges briefly as he passes more air through it, sighing. "At zhis point, zhere is little more a written text could teach me. Razher… Zhere are two.. furzher… People, who might lend zheir efforts to my work. I know where one is unt where zhe ozher was, but zhey are both beyond my reach. If you could get zhem, persuade zhem to come here…." He nods. "Zhen I am your man."

"Alright. Who are they?"

Cranius smiles in satisfaction. "Many of zhose… Zhe papers call 'mad scientists', zheir work has no obvious predecessor. In science, we are always standing on giants' shoulders, but sometimes… Zhat freeze ray you are so fond of. It is contrary to everyzhing in heat physics. Mister Snart read some zhings und zhen 'poof', it just appears in his mind. Arcane… It was nearly zhe same, but! Zhere was one man whose research he sought after and acquired, one man who inspired him."

"Victor Frankenstein."

"Jah. Yes. Frankenstein himself had long since died in zhe arctic circle, unt he destroyed many of his own records… But in his creations lie zhe secrets of his work. Find zhe creature or zhe Bride, unt we will heff zhat. Zhe last record we heff for zhem is zhat zhey worked for zhe American government during zhe Second World War. Your contacts in zhet area are better zhan mine."

Looks like I'm going to have to talk to Katarina again… "Okay, I can probably manage that. Who else?"

"Doctor Arcane had no true friends or peers… But for several years, he had an assistant. An Englishman wizh whom he had a certain… Familiar relationship. He came to us in zhe fifties, stayed for several years. Zhey parted on good terms."

"That… Really?"

"He was a somewhat unusual man himself. His name was Grymleigh Gartside Fiendstein, unt he continued his work after he returned to England. He is currently in zhe special prison underneath zhe Tower of London."

Well, I was planning on overthrowing the British government anyway… "What was he convicted of?"

"Robbery, arson, murder unt gross indecency." I raise my eyebrows slightly. "What? You zhought a friend of Arcane's would be a 'nice man'?"

"Probably not. On the other hand, I doubt that an eighty year old is much of a threat to anyone. Are you sure that he's still alive?"

"No, but his crimes had a certain notoriety unt zhere has been no announcement. I hope."

I nod as the exterior door opens. "I can't make any promises, but I'll see what I can do."
 
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"Doctor Arcane had no true friends or peers… But for several years, he had an assistant. And Englishman with whom he had a certain… Familiar relationship. He came to us in zhe fifties, stayed for several years. Zhey parted on good terms."

"That… Really?"

"He was a somewhat unusual man himself. His name was Grymleigh Gartside Fiendstein, unt he continued his work after he returned to England. He is currently in zhe special prison underneath zhe Tower of London."

Well, I was planning on overthrowing the British government anyway… "What was he convicted of?"

"Robbery, arson, murder unt gross indecency." I raise my eyebrows slightly. "What? You thought a friend of Arcane's would be a 'nice man'?"

"Probably not. On the other hand, I doubt that a eighty year old is much of a threat to anyone."
...eighty year old mad arcanoscientist? That can be a heck of a threat to everyone. Can we say "magic plagues" or "locate city bomb"?
 
Does anyone remember what chapter it was that Grayven told Batman he'd be the recipient of the Yellow Lantern Ring if he died, and if he denied it, it'd go to Doctor Crane?
 
Nah, apparently the ring was autoset to go to Dr Crane, from World 50 if it hadn't been held by their Star Labs or something. Grayven set Batman as his successor so that it wouldn't go to a villian.

I think it was for Zoat to tease the shit out of us with a Fear Lantern enhanced Batman.
 
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Y'know, I can't remember whether it was Paul or Grayven who dealt with Cursitor Doom. I want to say it was Grayven in an attempt by the various World Governments, especially the UK, to handle him. I honestly cannot remember though. If it was Grayven then he's going to probably have an interesting talk with Master Doom in the near future I expect.
 
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