23rd April
19:23 GMT +3
Donna shakes her head, looking contemplative. "No, I can't really say I've given it much thought."
"Really? Because I've got to say-
" We touch down just outside Hades' temple.
"-it was one of the
first things I started thinking about when I got here. I mean, what religion are your parents?
"
"Episcopalian."
"That's.. Anglican, right?
" She nods as we head towards the entrance.
"Remind me what current church teachings on magic are?
"
"That it's just another skill, and no more evil than any other." She hesitates. "Though that's just the branch of the church we belong to. The evangelical wing has a.. slightly less liberal viewpoint."
"At least Anglicans Sixteen are arguing about something that actually has spiritual significance.
"
I lead the way into the outer part of the temple. Thana doesn't appear to be around.
"What do you mean by that?"
"We learned from the Young Offenders that this parallel is parallel sixteen. So, I refer to its Anglican inhabitants-.
"
"As Anglicans Sixteen." She nods. "But what do you mean about arguing about something important?"
"Back on Earth Prime the Anglican Communion is fracturing over homosexual ordination. I mean, magic involves rearranging the universe using your soul. I
understand why that would be contentious.
"
"Homosexuality is an issue, too."
"But I can guess which is a bigger problem for you.
" Now, should I
scan for Thana, or-?
"What?" I turn. Donna's stopped a little way behind me.
"Well, you're an innately magical being.
" We stare at each other for a moment.
"Aren't you?
"
"Yes
s." She looks away. "Ugh, sorry."
"What?
"
"You know… How Amazons-?"
"Homonormative, right.
"
"Homo-? Huh, yeah, that actually fits."
"So?
"
"A lot of people
assume that Diana's gay, because of where she grew up? And then
I showed up working with her?"
Oh.
"But you're American.
"
"Right, but they didn't know that. And when Diana first brought me
here the Amazons assumed the same thing."
"Oh.
" I try and suppress my smirk.
"Um. She is a bit older than you…
"
"Apparently that's how they..
used to.. do things."
Suppression attempt failed.
"Hey, I offered you a chance to assert your heterosexuality after the play.
"
"Oh,
don't." She looks away. "And they were all so
happy about it…"
"Can I assume that
Donna Troy is a known heterosexual?
"
She goes to answer, then hesitates. "When you say 'known'-?"
"Pavlos!" Thana walks up the stairs out of the literally stygian depths of the Temple. "And Donna, who certainly is not the Princess' erômena."
Donna rolls her eyes. "Hey Thana."
I transition right in front of Thana just as she reaches the top of the stairs. She starts, and I use that as an opening to wrap my arms around her back and pull her into a hug, pressing my forehead against hers. She remains stiff for a second, then relaxes slightly. "Is Eris so easily pleased that 'surprise hugs' are a devotional act?"
"No, she pretty much wanted me to pin you against a wall and… 'Express my fondness'.
"
"I see." Her facial expression is one of equanimity. This close I can feel her exhalations on the skin of my face. "And do you intend to do that?"
"She may just have been trying to wind me up. Though I do note that you've been isolating yourself again. Despite what that did to Lord Hades' original priestesses.
"
"That simply isn't true-."
"I looked everywhere during the festival.
" I nuzzle her left cheek.
"Guess who I
didn't see.
"
"I… Attended."
I lean forwards slightly, my mouth right next to her left ear.
"Really?"
"S-some of it."
"Someone isn't embracing chaos."
"Chaos appears to be embracing
me well enough for both of us."
I move my head so that we're face to face again.
"As my mistress taught me: the more you fall behind, the more I chivvy you along.
"
"An expression of fondness?"
"A trip to Fawcett City. Melinoë needs a chaperone.
"
"Ah…"
"I
warned you.
" I kiss her lightly on the lips, then release her and step back.
"Donna and I are heading down to talk to Lord Hades. Would you be so good as to let him know that we're coming?
"
"I…" She looks more than a little lost. "I.. can do that."
"Thank you.
" I step around her and start down the stairs.
"Donna?
"
I'm nearly to the end of the first flight before I hear her rapid footsteps as she hurries to catch up with me. I stop as she approaches. "What was that?"
"What? You've had jobs from Athena before.
" I start walking again.
"And besides, Melinoë
does need a chaperone.
"
"Thana has trouble talking to other Amazons, and you're taking her to a
city."
"Yes. Daemonic invasions not withstanding, Fawcett City is the friendliest city in America. Um, in the United States. The Marvels said they'd see if they could join us… Seems like a good place to start. Is this a bigger problem than I think it is?
"
"And kissing her? What about Euanthe?"
"Oh, she doesn't like cities.
"
"Did you..?" She realises something. "No, wait, Artemis warned me about this. Where did the strange fruit in the Temple of Demeter come from?"
"I fabricated the seeds with the ring and Euanthe connected them to the Green to make them grow. Why?
"
"Oh, the island thinks you're a botanophile."
"No, Dad was always more into gardening than I-.
"
Oh.
…
Huh.