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Is it just me or did we miss the second half of the previous episode?

Feels like interviewing the prisoners& taking the fight to the hyperclan would be best done sooner rather than later
 
I don't understand what happened here. At all. Might have to go reread to remember who these characters are.
Euanthe is the Dryad he rescued, and later gave a home at the Team's mountain, in the arboretum they keep Swamp Thing's tree in. The fruit he's talking about is an alien fruit he created with the ring and that Euanthe gave spiritual life to.
 
So the Dryad actually GAVE LIFE to the little alien plant and a baby Dryad is now living in the temple... And Paul has not noticed he is a parent.
 
So his obliviousness has become a big enough issue that his friends have started giving out warnings about it. :lol:rofl::lol
*Guide for introducing Orange Lantern to new people: As compiled by The Team*

[...]

Section 2: Preparation

When preparing someone to meet Orange Lantern, there are several things you must prepare this soon to be victim to face. You must prepare them to have him try to upgrade them and their capabilities in some way. You must prepare them to have him upend their view of the universe with shocking and uncaring regularity. You must prepare them for bizarre verbal ticks.

But most importantly, you must prepare them for OL's complete lack of romantic sense. You must make absolutely clear that if the person thinks OL is hitting on them, he isn't. If the person wants to try hitting on OL, attempt to dissuade them from this impossible task.

Section 3: Security, Defense, and Snake Pettings

[...]
 
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Oh. Having Greek gods involved makes (the teammate) Artemis' name ... ambiguous. I thought the gods were warning Donna about Paul's obliviousness.

... Actually that would still make sense. Carry on.
 
The Amazonian's think he's into plants.

Or that he slept with the new Dryad and those strange plants were their illegitimate offspring. Which I suppose add a new meaning to "the fruit of your loins".

I guess you never can be too careful when Dryads, magic, and power rings are involved. I mean, this is the guy who has demonstrated the ability to impregnate a woman with the child of another woman without touching either of them.
 
"I fabricated the seeds with the ring and Euanthe connected them to the Green to make them grow. Why?"

"Oh, the island thinks you're a botanophile."
Wait... does Paul not think that this was a sexual act between him and Euanthe? Because she invited him to have sex, and he compromised by having the plant equivalent of sex (or something very like it). I mean, he provided the seed, and she gave it life/magic and he provided light. That is very similar to using pollen to cause fertilization of a flower right? They even swallowed at the end. Am I missing something?
 
The timeline of this story is confusing the hell out of me, is this arc after the Mars arc or sometime else? Also whats with Paul and Thana? When did this happen? This story is so good but so damn confusing!
 
*back at Mount Justice*

KF: "Hey Robin, I want to throw another bet into the OL Preference Pool™."
R: "Ok. What's your new bet? Current favorites to win are 'gay and messing with us', 'David Bowie' and 'neutered'."
KF: "Just thought of a new one. Going to put down fifty on 'plant sexual'."
R: "Oh, 'botanophile'? I'll put you down with Donna and Teekl."
KF: "...wait, what?"
 
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