"My kid's interested in your videos, but I've watched a few of them, and I'm concerned that he might get into something he can't handle. What age is a good age?"
"Look. My buddies have been getting all into the stuff you've been laying down, and they're *real* interested in the Dark Side. Like, the Sith are some of the most badass warriors to ever walk the galaxy, and they *want* some of that. I heard some stuff, and I'm worried, but just telling them I'm worried isn't cutting it. They're starting to get angrier, and I'm starting to get a bit scared. What can I tell them that's a real, solid downside that they'll actually *listen* to to get them to back up a bit and chill down a bit and maybe not go all ragemurder on my ass? Please reply quickly."