Warm Dreams
Zhengui remembered...dirt. Trees. Stinky water. Eyes drooping. The smell of the young man, whom he called thought of as his not-fish cousin. The familiar smell of smoke and burning. As the young xuan wu fell into rest, the last thing he saw was his Big Sister's face. Caring, slightly worried, and always watching them, Zhen and Gui both.
Always watching them.
Like something to protect.
Her darling, irreplaceable,
precious Little Brother.
...
"Wake up!"
Four eyes snap open, bright sunlight filling them with an irritating sensation. What would pass through his mind but solely confusion? 'But we only just fell asleep! Why do we have to wake up so quickly?!' the pair wailed as one.
"Wake up, Zhengui! You're going to be late!" Maybe it was the sun, starting to heat the cooled fire in their veins. Or perhaps it was the familiar voice, calling up to them from a short distance beneath them, but something about the situation roused the youthful turtlesnake to full wakefulness, and for the first time since waking took a proper
look at their surroundings. It certainly was an unfamiliar place. Neither the home that their Big Sister had shared with the Bais, nor the cave that they had moved in to recently. Nor even did it resemble the tiny home in which their Little Sister resided, nor snowy peak with which Zhengui had grown so very accustomed.
No, what surrounded those two pairs of inquisitive eyes were...White walls. Not like the White Room in which their Big Sister had spent so many weeks cultivating only a short few months ago, but simply a set of walls - and a ceiling - that were stained a uniform, plain white.
"W-where are we, stupid Gui?" The beasts upper half asked with an audible gulp.
The beaked head beneath simply shook from side to side in negation, "Gui doesn't know either." His voice came out with a strained trill.
"Zhengui, so help me if Big Sister has to come up there..." A
very familiar voice called, and whatever heat had filled their veins abruptly vanished, the two sets of eyes glancing towards one another in a sudden, ingrained fear at the tone being used. Yet even then, a spark of hope flared.
"Coming, Big Sister!" The two cried out in unison, walking through the wide doorframe fit to accommodate his size easily. But then they faced their greatest challenge yet: A set of steep stairs, too narrow for them to move down comfortably, the steps too tiny to fit their feet on comfortably. It was great care that Zhengui moved down then, each movement accompanied by a loud groan as the wood beneath them strained under the Xuan Wu's immense weight.
"Hurry up, Little Brother, or else your food will get cold!" That, more than anything else, grabbed Zhengui's attention. And with a single minded focus the two of them made their way across the strange building in a blur of speed and excitement, tracking down the familiar voice into a spacious room. One which the inquisitive creature quickly recognized as a kitchen.
What greeted them there was a sight both known, and unknown. The figure was something Zhengui would never forget. The very first thing they saw in this world. The loving, and loved, face of their precious
motherBig Sister, Ling Qi. What was new, however, was the outfit she wore. Rather than the flowing, self cleaning dress which was both powerful and allowed her to fly, Ling Qi today was wearing an outfit that would not have been out of place on a man. All...straight angles, and rather than the dress their Big Sister favored, covering her legs were a simply set of dark blue pants. Tightly fitted, just like the long-sleeved shirt she now wore.
Zhengui, for their part, was confused. Ordinarily, Ling Qi
hated to wear tight-fitting clothing, as if she didn't like showing off the shape of her body for reasons unknown to the Turtle Snake. What would cause her to wear such an outfit? Along with such restrictive footwear? And were those glasses?!
However, her smile was still the same as ever, and even then all questions were left unsaid as their beloved Big Sister set down two plates. One with fragrant wood wrapped in the familiar scent of Steel Bear Flank, and the other with a set of cores of the same.
"Now eat up, you two." Ling Qi said politely, reaching over to a large cardboard box emblazoned with the, unknown to Zhengui since he couldn't read, characters for "Pill-Os". Retrieving a bowl for herself while singing a low, haunting tune, the pair watched the taller woman fill the bowl with the fragrant contents of the container, before grabbing a spoon and shoveling them into her mouth with an appreciative hum.
Two pairs of eyes stared at each other.
"Perhaps you are only overthinking things, stupid Gui." The serpentine head muttered with a hiss.
"B-but you were just as confused as I was!" The turtle trilled back. But in the end, the two were of like minds in the same self, and they were hungry this morning. As they always were. Strange clothes and stranger home aside, Big Sister acted like Big Sister, and that was enough for now. Especially with such tempting food before them.
It was only the work of moments of gorging upon their meal that a light knocking sound reached their ears, and three heads turned towards it's source. The tallest of them sighed, glancing into her empty bowl with a gaze full of longing, "I guess it's time for us to head out, Little Brother." Zhengui's Big Sister nodded, reaching to grasp a bag and leaving the kitchen.
Dutifully, the young xuan wu followed the young woman to the front door of the house, where a familiar sight greeted them.
"Is Zhengui awake yet?" Came a soothing voice, crackling like a flame.
Ling Qi smiled, "Well
good morning, Linhuo, did you have any trouble trouble waking up Xiulan this morning?"
A feeling of excitement filled Zhengui then. This would be the first time the pair had had a chance to see the little sprite in ages! With an energetic shuffle, the pair charged forward, two heads peering around the opened door to see a floating, humanoid figure composed of flame with a core of heavenly energy. Her form bobbing up and down in the air energetically, as Gu Xiulan stood further away, her expression set in an unamused scowl.
"You know how she is!" Linhuo giggled, "She's always staying up late and pulling an all nighter!"
A dark skinned hand adjusted those glasses, "
Really, Xiulan? How many times has this happened this week?"
"We all have our own natural talents, Qi." The shorter woman replied with a huff, folding both arms under her chest as if in emphasis, "You are efficient at work. And I am efficient in more..." She twirled her hand mysteriously, "
Social settings."
Zhengui's Big Sister frowned for a second, as if considering a response, before shaking her head, "Well, whatever. We're going to be late." With a satisfied nod, Zhengui and Ling Qi both walked towards Gu Xiulan, accompanied by Linhuo. But as Zhengui's feet left the house, they were struck with a new, almost uncomfortable feeling:
They could not recognize the sensation beneath their feet. It was some hard, unliving substance like stone. But stone like nothing they had ever experienced! It was less carved bricks they strode upon, but more as if someone pulverized a rock into a paste beneath them to walk on! So caught up in this new sensation were they, that Zhengui simply followed Ling Qi's lead before a hand gently nudged the snake head that rested on top.
"Not this way, Little Brother." Their Big Sister said with a chuckle, "School is
that way."
"School?" Two heads asked in unison.
"My, you really
are still asleep, aren't you?" Ling Qi replied, her smile growing, "Just follow Linhuo you two, and
try to pay attention to your surroundings, will you?"
Blankly, the heads of the xuan wu nodded together, and thus found both heads patted simultaneously, "Have a nice day at school, Zhengui." And with that, Ling Qi departed, engaging in high speed chatter with Gu Xiulan as she always did.
"Come on, sleepyhead!" The unfamiliar voice of the forest fire sprite called out, warm hands tugging at Zhen's snout, "You're going to make us late!"
Nodding dumbly, Zhengui marched forward along the unfamiliar material. In the unfamiliar land. The path which Linhuo lead them down was not familiar in the slightest.
...
It was as the three of them made good time running their way to "school" that Zhengui ran into their first obstacle. A strange sensation, almost as if they were being watched, fell over them. With their own senses, the young xuan wu paused, casting out into the earth and plants around them to try and locate the source of that curious feeling. But there was nothing to be found, and the feeling itself shortly faded, eventually forgotten as Linhuo kept on driving Zhengui to greater and greater speeds, tearing down the "street" as fast as they could go.
So fast, in fact, that when a blue shape passed a corner and entered their vision, Zhengui had no time to react, let alone truly stop themselves.
A loud thump, and a louder shout announced the result of their collision. Whatever Zhengui had hit had been quite heavy. And shouted with an incredibly familiar voice. Four eyes blinked in unison at the well-known sight of Hannyi, a piece frozen mouse poking out of her mouth, and her dress riding scandalously high over her blue-tinged ankles.
"Eesh! Watch where you're going you stupid sled!" The snow-child shouted with a familiar glare at the xuan wu, "You could've killed me!"
"Hmph." The crackling voice of Linhuo replied with a huff, blue sparks shooting out from minuscule nostrils, "No way Zhengui could've killed a fatty like you."
Hannyi's jaw dropped, her half-eaten mouse dropping to the ground, "I-i'm not
fat!" The snowgirl's skin turning a bizarre pumice, the color of frostbite, "I'm just at a perfectly normal weight! Momma said so!"
The fire sprite merely chuckled, "Is that right?" Her arms crossed under her chest, "Then why were you eating on your way to school? An extra snack because you can't live without ten meals a day?
Fatty."
"Uhm not hungry." Hannyi replied bitterly, glancing to the side.
"Then you won't mind if I just get rid of this, will you?" Linhuo snapped her fingers, and the blackened rodent caught fire, burning away into cinders as the larger girl fell to her knees with a cry of anguish.
"Why would you do such a cruel thing?" Hannyi muttered, cradling the smoldering ash in her hands, choking back a sob.
"C'mon, Zhengui we're gonna be late!" The fire sprite said, charging ahead down the road.
"Coming!" Gui shouted back, as Zhen rested his head on their friends shoulder consolingly. Gui joined shortly after, nuzzling his beak into her hand before chasing after Linhuo before they could lose track of her.
Hannyi rose to her feet then with a mucus-filled sniff, "You're such a good-" The snowgirl paused, glancing back at her now empty hands. She blinked, looking up towards the swiftly trundling form of Zhengui, already vanishing into the distance.
"You little
glutton!"
But he couldn't help it. In the end, Zhengui thought to themselves, they were still a growing boy!
...
It was a short while later when all of them, panting heavily save the fire sprite, arrived at what Linhuo and Hannyi referred to as the "School". It was a building unlike anything they had ever seen. A large number of buildings, highly angular in design, surrounded by a relatively short wall with the only entrance being a single, wrought iron gate that Zhengui felt they would be able to tear down with some ease. At the gate, however, stood a tall, hairy figure. A giant, blood-red ape glanced at the three of them with a raised eyebrow, before addressing them in an almost maternal voice.
"You're almost late, children. Come along now." An oversized limb gestured towards the gate, and the trio moved to enter the grounds when something else arrived. A sleek, black carriage without anything pulling it nor an obvious driver. Uncommonly short, only coming up to around twice Zhengui's height, it made up for its lack in that department with an incredible length. Tinted black windows reflected the faces of the three companions, when with a soft click Zhengui's eyes were met with two yellow ones, glowing with an inner light that contrasted deeply with emerald scales.
"Good morning, Zhengui." Bai Cui hissed out in greeting, a ghost of a smile on her expression, and the paired consciousness of Zhengui stilled for a moment.
"Good morning, Lady Cui." Zhen, as ever, was the first to respond to her, both heads greeting the Bai scion with shallow nods which the great snake returned. The moment was ruined, however, by a burst of intense bloodlust, vanishing as quickly as it arrived, shaking Zhengui out of their stupor, and causing Bai Cui to narrow her own eyes in annoyance. A forked tongue flicked against the air, before returning with an audible huff.
"Well, whatever." The great snake began to unfurl itself from the back of the carriage in which it had sat, slithering towards the schoolgrounds, and past the two humanoid girls who glared in turn with their own varying levels of hostility.
""Bai-Sempai.""
The arched form of Cui simply flicked her tongue at them in passing, giving no other indication of acknowledgement before her massive length passed fully through the gates. The red furred ape, however, coughed loudly.
"You might want to hurry, you three."
A bell began ringing, and as Linhuo and Hannyi scrambled to get into the schoolgrounds, Zhengui decided that he had no choice but to follow their lead.
A.N.: And there we go, as promised the first part of "Zhengui, Harem Protagonist"
I decided to go all in on seeing if I could run this in such a way as to make it canon, so now imma gonna sell it as a literal fever dream for Zhengui! Yes, Precious' entry into becoming a teenager will be after experiencing his life as the dense protagonist of a Slice of Life Harem Anime! How appropriate! How terrible!
By the way, @yrsillar here you go now there's no escape