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That Time I Became A Dictator Of A Small Asian Communist Nation

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HeroCooky said:
However, his situation had gone from natural disaster-bad to World War Three Incident-Bad with a single phone call. Mainly because, due to the tsunami, there was an American Aircraft Carrier Beached A Hundred Meters Into The Island.
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....okey?
So the incident was because they sailed a little too close and mother nature decided to toss it onto our island?:lol::rofl:
Well. I am not sure how exactly to handle this.
 
So, do we have any people near to the beached carrier that speak English fluently? Talking with them and offering them food until their compatriots come and take them away will be good. As long as we let the sailors and the classified tech leave I don't think this would cause ww3
 
Tabascoheath said:
Should we call over the big dogs? I feel like this is something the soviets and Chinese might want to be involved in. Although that might make things more tense, and I really don't want to make this another Vietnam.
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Maybe we should call the Americans and tell them they owe us billions for the damages their carrier caused us.
 
"I believe you parked something on my lawn, would you be so kind as to come and get it."

"You know we were looking for something we lost, while we're at it would you mind telling us about those weird parade pieces we saw on the way in?"

In any case I'm loving the stand off scenario.
 
*splutters wordlessly*

*throws up hands*

*leaves*

what the hell, HeroCooky, just what the hell.

....you know, it was said as a joke but I kind of like the littering idea.

Fine the Americans something like 5 million dollars for 'defacing our natural beauty' with their ugly hardware and demand they clean up their mess.

The Americans know we're not trying to steal the thing, just extort a small amount of money, and we get to show off our big brass national balls by flicking off Uncle Sam.

Honoured guests is nice too. Hell, maybe some gay sailors would defect!
 
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I do Remember something about a certain rumor pertaining to the proclivities of the USN sailors and servicemen, I wonder if we can use that to our advantage.
 
BelligerentGnu said:
what the hell, HeroCooky, just what the hell
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Mate if you want to blame anyone, blame me, I rolled the dice.

Tabascoheath said:
"I believe you parked something on my lawn, would you be so kind as to come and get it."

"You know we were looking for something we lost, while we're at it would you mind telling us about those weird parade pieces we saw on the way in?"

In any case I'm loving the stand off scenario.
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It's almost absurd the amount of insanity that just dropped in our lap?

Do we reveal to the world we have mecha in exchange for holy shit tons of western aid and a sweet deal to make us boatloads of money while pissing off the Chinese?

Do we bring the other two powers into this and have them deal with it while we profit.
BelligerentGnu said:
Fine the Americans something like 5 million dollars for 'defacing our natural beauty's worth their ugly hardware and demand they clean up their mess
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Why not push a little more because it's a fucking aircraft carrier! That's going to take years to clean up.
BelligerentGnu said:
The Americans know we're not trying to steal the thing, just extort a small amount of money, and we get to show off our big brass national balls by flicking off Uncle Sam
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Well an act of god really helps in that regard.

Plus the American sailors being beached on an island paradise with friendly locals may even cause some to defect!
 
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We can very much try to get a fine for some good 20 Million dollar, and Even try and make a fuzz about America destroyind exotic and extremely rare fauna, with this we can get the greenpeace or something environmental to shit on america, and get the reportern about the disaster that cause in the lives of our citizen, get the media milk this news
 
Ryzer said:
We can very much try to get a fine for some good 20 Million dollar, and Even try and make a fuzz about America destroyind exotic and extremely rare fauna, with this we can get the greenpeace or something environmental to shit on america, and get the reportern about the disaster that cause in the lives of our citizen, get the media milk this news
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You know that sounds better then what I thought.
 
Ryzer said:
We can very much try to get a fine for some good 20 Million dollar, and Even try and make a fuzz about America destroyind exotic and extremely rare fauna, with this we can get the greenpeace or something environmental to shit on america, and get the reportern about the disaster that cause in the lives of our citizen, get the media milk this news
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Careful. We are a communist state.
HeroCooky said:
"After a recent explosion within a steel foundry in the degenerate nation of Ghuanghou, the Great Leader, Wei Jungmin, has once more ordered a terror campaign on his people, jailing and executing dozens of innocents for crimes they did not commit to cover the failings of the communist ideology. Agents and sympathizers within the regime have noted that their Chinese overlords were present to oversee the executions with glee and fascination, apparently laughing as the executions were conducted." Davidson purposefully avoids rolling his eyes at the exaggerated story, as the commies most likely shot a few people on tv with a bit of flair and not the horseshit he was currently reading to the American people.
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But we certainly can flip the narrative if we play it right.
I mean, we DO have a giant aircraft carrier that was tossed onto our island.:D
 
[] send a message asking for the Americans to please come pick up their boat.
-[] The nation's littering laws are currently not suitable for the situation at hand. Pass a new law to allow for a suitable littering fine.
-[] Try to get our new visitors to run through customs and immigration.
 
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[X] send a message asking for the Americans to please come pick up their boat.
-[X] The nation's littering laws are currently not suitable for the situation at hand. Pass a new law to allow for a suitable littering fine.
-[X] get a field hopstial and field kitchen going to help the American sailors, issue orders to our people they they are NOT prisoners but dont let let them wander off.
 
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