Highwind
To Rise From The Ashes
- Location
- Brazil
And that's why it's funny.I mean... that's literally the opposite of what Smoky Bear is supposed to do.
And that's why it's funny.I mean... that's literally the opposite of what Smoky Bear is supposed to do.
Ashy Elk?I mean... that's literally the opposite of what Smoky Bear is supposed to do.
I mean... that's literally the opposite of what Smoky Bear is supposed to do.
I will not have you deface a beloved icon for your aggressive anti-kaiju propaganda!
...and in any case, you want to uproot and strip Anteverse plant life for resources, not burn it. Not only is it really not the sort of stuff that likes to burn, but burning it would probably just heavily pollute the air and soil around it, given how toxic the stuff can be.
Alright, plan B it is.I will not have you deface a beloved icon for your aggressive anti-kaiju propaganda!
...and in any case, you want to uproot and strip Anteverse plant life for resources, not burn it. Not only is it really not the sort of stuff that likes to burn, but burning it would probably just heavily pollute the air and soil around it, given how toxic the stuff can be.
Alright, plan B it is.
[JK] Research Rocket Combine Harvester Superheavy with point defense guns. Ensure it can separate the plant matter from the crushed bits of buildings.
Alright, plan B it is.
[JK] Research Rocket Combine Harvester Superheavy with point defense guns. Ensure it can separate the plant matter from the crushed bits of buildings.
Pillage, then burn, got it.I will not have you deface a beloved icon for your aggressive anti-kaiju propaganda!
...and in any case, you want to uproot and strip Anteverse plant life for resources, not burn it. Not only is it really not the sort of stuff that likes to burn, but burning it would probably just heavily pollute the air and soil around it, given how toxic the stuff can be.
This is when General Highwind dramatically reveals to his fellow Council members, as well as KRAUN, that he was a member of the Knights Templar and that he and his fellows have been secretly working under Papal orders to prepare for the Kaiju all along. No one believes him.You know, we could very well be in the midst of a Crusade. General Highwind is obviously Catholic and there's no evidence that the Pope didn't call for all true believers to defend Christendom from the Zeno filth.
Hell we even had a Yeager design called Paladin Victor for maximum holy fury.
This is when General Highwind dramatically reveals to his fellow Council members, as well as KRAUN, that he was a member of the Knights Templar and that he and his fellows have been secretly working under Papal orders to prepare for the Kaiju all along. No one believes him.
No one but KRAUN-01, but he knew all along, of course.
"The twinkies? Ohhhhhh noooooo. Those twinkies were being used for my bar snack experiments..." -Someone in the Peanut Gallery.
This is when General Highwind dramatically reveals to his fellow Council members, as well as KRAUN, that he was a member of the Knights Templar and that he and his fellows have been secretly working under Papal orders to prepare for the Kaiju all along. No one believes him.
No one but KRAUN-01, but he knew all along, of course.
You know, we could very well be in the midst of a Crusade. General Highwind is obviously Catholic and there's no evidence that the Pope didn't call for all true believers to defend Christendom from the Zeno filth.
Hell we even had a Yeager design called Paladin Victor for maximum holy fury.
"If so, you guys don't seem to have done a very good job, what with the whole 'apocalypse' thing and all."This is when General Highwind dramatically reveals to his fellow Council members, as well as KRAUN, that he was a member of the Knights Templar and that he and his fellows have been secretly working under Papal orders to prepare for the Kaiju all along. No one believes him.
No one but KRAUN-01, but he knew all along, of course.
"Oh fer-don't screw with the Command Center snack supply! We're already paranoid enough without having to worry about spiked snack cakes.""The twinkies? Ohhhhhh noooooo. Those twinkies were being used for my bar snack experiments..." -Someone in the Peanut Gallery.
Ah, yes. Any Kaiju foolish enough to brave the Mediterranean quickly learns to fear the new and improved Popemobile. Of course, it's still a Mark I and by now the Vatican has finally built it's sucessor, the Mark IV Urbanus Secundum.Found hidden in General Highwinds file cabinet.
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Chest weapon specs: launchers for a salvo of Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch!
Quick consult the book of Armaments...
"Blame the guys who cut funding to the PPDC, it's not like the Vatican had all that much political weight to pressure them. Bet the fuckers were all working with the Illuminatti anyway..."If so, you guys don't seem to have done a very good job, what with the whole 'apocalypse' thing and all."
"Point. Honestly, I still don't know how they managed to sell the Wall of Life well enough to get any traction. I've heard the pro-Wall spiel quite often, but none of their points hold up if you consider them for long. You may actually be on the right track with the Illuminati thing. Certainly would explain how they pulled something like that off.""Blame the guys who cut funding to the PPDC, it's not like the Vatican had all that much political weight to pressure them. Bet the fuckers were all working with the Illuminatti anyway...
Also, given we aren't all dead yet and the fact we managed to leave working Shatterdromes all around the Pacific for people to rally around, I dare say we did a pretty good job so far."
*starts cackling over the imagined KRAUN dialogue and the Kaiju Sheets*
I would hope our dialogue would last a bit longer than "Hi, is there anything you need immediate aid with handling?" and the answer to said question. At least in a vote that doesn't explicitly end it after said response. We have several questions that need answers. It's just that first-aid, firefighting, and rescue, amongst other things, definitely come first.*starts cackling over the imagined KRAUN dialogue and the Kaiju Sheets*
Unrelated note: Anyone remember the formula for converting Jaeger movement to km/per hour?
10 units = 1 KM. I don't remember how long a round is, but if anyone can provide that it should be simple math from there.
10 units = 1 KM. I don't remember how long a round is, but if anyone can provide that it should be simple math from there.
I am going to be blunt; don't even bother.