So... Someone over in
A Backwards Grin made the
!!Critical error!! of giving me an idea... So, posting it here too.
Given how much
Flair ended up helping with this one, you could almost think of it as a pseudo-chapter where one of her SI's accidently ends up somewhere she
really doesn't want to be.
Enjoy!
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Consumption
Well, it's official: I am, once again, totally lost.
I sigh. I took the Pokedex almost solely to prevent this from happening, and yet I've still somehow managed it. Apparently, I'm now "out of range", or at least so says the error message I get every time I try to bring up the map. I don't understand
how I could possibly have gotten out of range, as I'm pretty sure Sinnoh is surrounded by water on all sides, so it's not like I could have just wandered into another region — maybe carrying it around in my mouth wasn't the best idea after all, container or not.
I look around. Nothing but grass over three or four times my height, as far as the eye can see. Maybe the Pokedex isn't broken, and the signal is just being blocked by this stuff? Where does grass even
grow this tall?
I must have changed direction at some point without noticing. If I had to guess when that happened, it was probably back in the forest, where I had to take a detour in order to avoid
another Ursaring I noticed lumbering around. Though, I suppose it could also have been when I came across that unmarked river, and had to find a spot on it narrow enough for me to get across...
Ugh, well, it's not like it matters that much now. I'm way too turned around to backtrack at this point, and without being able to use the map, I'm right back to square one. Unless I can maybe
climb the grass and see if I can spot any landmarks?
I make a few attempts at this, but despite the absurd size of the grass, it's still too fragile to support even my relatively low weight. Yeah, that's not happening. Time for plan "walk in a straight line and hope I find something" to make a return, I guess...
By the Pokedex's clock, it takes me no less than
two hours of walking around before I finally find my way out of the grass. What I walk out to see, however, doesn't really make me feel any less lost.
Both of my mouths drop open in disbelief. In front of me now stands another forest, but certainly not the one I walked into earlier — this forest seems to be composed entirely of barren, but utterly
massive trees, so tall that I expect they'd more than twice outsize any of the ones I've seen up until now. Not only that, but winding beneath them is what looks to be a slowly-running river (which I can only assume originates from underground, in lieu of any other obvious source), as well as several
streetlights, placed seemingly at random into the dirt around it. What the- where
am I?!
Before I can focus on that for too long, I notice that my throat feels extremely dry, the sound of the gently flowing water bringing the sensation into stark relief. I suppose I have been walking around for a while, and my face is still a little sticky from the last berry I ate, so I might as well get a quick drink while I'm busy boggling at how utterly lost I am.
Grumbling at the ridiculousness of my life, I plod over to the bank of the river. Leaning down, I open my mouth to take a sip... whereupon I notice that the water is pink. Like,
vividly pink.
I pull back, wary. Great, is this stuff contaminated? I can't drink that... or, well, I suppose I can, but I have enough problems as is without potentially making myself sick on top of that.
I groan aloud, stepping back from the riverbank. God, I really can't catch a break lately. I've even been wandering around so long that it got
dark and I didn't notice; when the heck did that happe-?
I stop, having looked up at the heavily clouded sky mid-thought. It's dark, and kind of hard to notice around all the trees, but...
Is the sky
green?
Something clicks in my mind. A forest of enormous dead trees, growing beneath a dark green night sky, filled with randomly placed street lights and a
river canal filled with rose-tinted water... this can't be-
"What is that?"
I spin around, my gaze snapping to the source of the voice — standing about twenty feet away from me are two girls, one with long amber hair and one with short blue hair. If that and my current surroundings weren't enough of a tip off already, they're also wearing outfits that make them unmistakable as anyone but who I already know them to be.
"Is it a familiar?" Tira asks, continuing her question.
"I don't know, but for some reason, I feel like it's responsible for most, if not
all of our problems." Sayaka replies, her eyes narrowing at me.
I don't move or try to respond in any way, my mind too busy racing to comprehend the situation.
Apparently, I've somehow skipped universes again. This time however, it's not just another fictional universe; it's a fictional universe that I literally
wrote. I am
in my own fanfiction. There's no other explicable possibility. If this was just pure Madoka Magica, then Tira wouldn't exist, and I wouldn't currently be staring at her while standing in the barrier of a witch that I also-
...hang on a second. If Sayaka and Tira are here, then where's-
A giant, semi-translucent ribbon suddenly wraps around me from behind. Before I can overcome my shock, it proceeds to hoist me what feels like hundreds of feet upwards into the air, until I'm face to not-face with the Witch of Subsumption herself.
-Five minutes ago-
You are Ashtaroth, the Witch of Subsumption, currently relaxing in the sky over the barrier of the recently departed Witch of the Netherlands.
The place is really looking up these days. The tulips are coming into full bloom under the tender ministrations of the Faas, the Brandies seem content to laze in their canals and cause no further trouble, and everything just generally seems rather picturesque. The Faas have even begun to expand out from their gardening duties into general landscaping, as demonstrated by the recently installed gravel path snaking elegantly through the beautiful patch of countryside.
...one could almost forget that the place used to be the lair of what you can only describe as an eldritch windmill. Or indeed that the entire area is merely a subsection of what could easily be defined as a despair-born wound in existence itself. Though, you'd prefer to think of your home in nicer terms than that.
"...a jazz hand?"
"Yes, a literal jazz hand."
You switch your attention to Sayaka and Tira, the pair engaged in idle conversation as they stroll though the area.
"You can't be serious." Sayaka mutters in disbelief.
"On the contrary, I am perfectly serious Sayaka." Tira replies. "I encountered it back in Mitakihara, close to where the Takamachi family bakery used to be."
"Oh yeah, I remember that place. My mom took me there a few times when I was younger. They made good cakes... don't suppose you know why they shut down?"
"From what I gather, Mrs. Takamachi was expecting, and they needed a home large enough for their impending family. Hence, they closed up shop and moved."
"Ah. Good for her then... still, I miss the cake."
"Should you-" Tira starts, then pauses for a moment, "-should
we ever find ourselves in Uminari City, I hear they own a coffee shop there. Midori-ya, I believe. I'm sure our host would be polite enough to let us stop by."
<Yeah, sure, we could do that.> you cut in.
Tira smiles nervously, while Sayaka merely offers a short grunt in response, perhaps not appreciating the reminder of your constant presence.
You fall silent again. You suppose you should probably stay out of the conversation unless directly addressed --- Sayaka is slowly getting over her inability to go anywhere that your barrier isn't, and even seems to have warmed up to you somewhat, but reminding her of her complete lack of privacy when it comes to you likely isn't going to help with that. As such, you suppose you'll just sit here and quietly eavesdrop for the time being.
Your interruption seeming to kill the conversation for the time being, the pair simply strolls along in silence for a short while. Eventually, they walk off the gravel path and transition into the barrier's outer layer, roughly below where you are. As they casually weave around several of the enormous dead trees and set off along the bank of one of the canals, Sayaka's expression grows more relaxed again, and she resumes speaking.
"...so, that jazz hand, Tira?"
"Ah, yes." Tira says, not missing a beat. "The witch's form was that of a giant hand with a single large eye in the center of its palm, and articulated musical instruments for fingers, all of them commonly used in jazz. I must admit, when I first saw it, it brought to mind a few memories of a certain Zelda game… accursed Wall-Masters."
"Ugh, tell me about it." Sayaka replies, irritation blatant in her voice. "I lost track of how many times I had to re-do a dungeon because of those-"
"Erm, Sayaka?" Tira interrupts, pointing at something standing at the edge of one of the canals. "What is that?"
The thing Tira is pointing at abruptly startles and spins to face them. As soon as the small yellow-and black humanoid sets eyes on the pair however, it freezes, seeming almost petrified. What the heck...?
"Is it a familiar?" Tira asks, mirroring your own thoughts.
Sayaka squints. "I don't know, but for some reason, I feel like it's responsible for most, if not
all of our problems."
<I see it too, and it's not a familiar.> you state, slowly descending from the sky above and positioning yourself directly behind the creature.
<Not one that's native to this barrier at least. Can't say I have any idea how it got in here without me noticing it.>
Seriously, that's weird. What is this thing...?
Reaching down with a ribbon, you furl the odd creature up inside of it and lift it up to get a better look. The creature offers a negligible amount of resistance to being picked up, simply staring back at you with wide red eyes.
You squint, in as much as you can actually do that without eyes. Something about this feels strange... for whatever reason, you almost feel like you should know what this thing is, or that it should
mean something to you. The feeling of familiarity is pushing at the back of your brain, nagging at you like a distant childhood memory.
...er, well, presumably at least. You still can't actually remember anything from the time before your tragically brief career as a Magical girl, so you suppose you wouldn't actually know how a childhood memory felt.
You shake your neck slightly, discarding those thoughts. In any event, this thing pretty much has to be a familiar of some sort. Unfortunately, you doubt that it can communicate — by now, you've pretty solidly determined yourself to be an exception when it comes to witch sapience rather than the rule, and a familiar is even less than a witch. As such, there's a roughly zero percent chance of it being able to explain why it seems so oddly nostalgic to you. Damn.
Maybe you should just subsume it then? It's a bit of a long shot, but you have no other way of getting information from it, and perhaps its profile will be able to tell you more about why you feel this way…
The sight of Novella unfurling in front of me sparks a feeling of utter terror in my mind, greater even than the first time I was almost eaten. What is she doing?! I'm not magic, at least not by this world's rules, which means that if I get sucked into that book, I'm just going to end up as-!
I immediately begin thrashing around as violently as I can, fighting desperately to make Ashtaroth release her hold on me. Her grip slackens slightly in surprise at my sudden resistance, and for just a moment, the edge of her ribbon loops under my massive jaws.
I don't hesitate to take the opportunity presented, opening my jaws and Biting down on the ribbon with all my strength. My maw tears through the material like it's not even there, and Ashtaroth immediately drops me, or rather
flings me, her bitten arm releasing and recoiling from me like a venomous snake.
I suddenly find myself flying through the air again, but this time more than four stories off the ground. My heart immediately proceeds to leap into my mouth, but Ashtaroth's reactionary fling was thankfully aimed away from Saar's forest, and I just end up being sent hurtling back into the grass, which manages to cushion my fall.
...in part, at least.
My reunion with the ground is softer than I thought it would be, but still painfully crushes the air out of my lungs, leaving me gasping for precious seconds as I scramble to my feet in a total panic. Determined to escape un-subsumed, I sprint away as fast as I can, ignoring the pain in my everything purely through force of will and desperation to survive. Grass rustles furiously on all sides of me as I shove it away in-
I screech to a halt, stilling in fear. Wait, I wrote a scenario like this before with Hitomi! Ashtaroth can easily track me by the movements of the grass; running like this will only tell her where I am!
I change directions, slowing to little more than a crawl so as not to disturb the surrounding foliage and give myself away to the witch. I've no doubt she's floating overhead at this very moment, even if I can't see her past all this grass. Why did I have to write this fic... hell, why is Ashtaroth even after me?! I've done nothing to warrant being subsumed by her; there's no reason she should have been trying to-
A pair of ribbons suddenly descend from above and wrap around me again, far more tightly than before. Before I have time to do more than cry out in surprise, they reel me up and out of the grass... and into a rather unexpected hug with a slightly
smaller figure, before I'm bodily carried away with a kind of haste I've never experienced in my life.
Turns out, those ribbons weren't Ashtaroth's.
I remain seated in my bizarrely tall chair, unable to stand up anyways after having literally been tied to it. My host floats in front of me, watching me raise a fork full of cake to my mouth with borderline-obsessive interest.
Apparently, Candeloro hasn't been taken care of in quite the way I was planning in the fic proper. Instead, she seems to have been simply left alone for the time being and allowed to freely wander the barrier at her leisure... and evidently while in the middle of said wandering, she spotted me, at which point she decided I might make a perfect new "guest" for her tea party. So now I'm trapped here in her cottage, being forced at ribbon-point to drink tea and eat cake.
At least it's a
pleasant sort of imprisonment, I suppose.
I look to the side of my face and grimace. Slightly less pleasant was the "hair-styling" effort Candeloro decided to attempt with me. Thankfully, she didn't even try to mess with my maw, which I get the feeling wouldn't have taken too well to being so badly bent out of shape, but the witch seemed to take great joy in twisting my little tendril-antenna things into a pair of tiny drills. Evidently, some of Mami's habits remain rather firmly ingrained in her after all.
Using my free hand, I absently fiddle with one of the the drills. Truthfully, the experience wasn't really that bad — Candeloro is a surprisingly gentle hairdresser — but I don't know how I'm ever going to be able to get these things back to normal. They're made of
metal, and I frankly don't understand how she got them like this to begin with, so even if I manage to get out of here, I might just be permanently stuck with them in this configuration. At least they're kind of cute, I guess...
"
Beh!"
To my left, the small, plushie-like figure of Charlotte smiles happily, enthusiastically digging into what was once an entire wheel of cheese, though exactly what kind escapes me at the moment. In response, Candeloro softly claps her ribbons together in what I can only assume to be an approving manner. These two really were made for each other.
Sighing, I slowly take another bite of cake. Hopefully Ashtaroth will decide to check in on these two soon, and get me out of here... and even more hopefully, I'll manage to convince her not to subsume me in the process. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wish that I was back in the Pokemon universe.
I pause. Though, come to think of it, I do have one crucial advantage here that I didn't have there, in that I not only intimately remember
everything that's happened so far, but everything I had planned for this world's future. So, if I manage to explain to Ashtaroth both who I am, and what I know...
Well. This should be interesting.