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No, the turtles are mutants. The ninjas are aliens.
Ship of Fools: A Taylor Varga Omake (Complete)
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FaerieKnight79
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No, the turtles are teenagers, mutants, and ninjas.
For an equally terrifying suggestion, I will point out that Skitter's world has three currently-unemployed... people...
One of them might have been interested in taking up a new job.
Neruz
Rogue Spiderbanana
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- The Land of Fire and Poison
That is exactly what the alien doppelgangers pretending to be turtles want you to think!
Ace Dreamer
Verified Reality User
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- Between The Unknown & The Known
Neruz
Rogue Spiderbanana
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- The Land of Fire and Poison
Probably not, people have died for less.Should I ask what the sentient bananas are up to?
FaerieKnight79
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Probably not, people have died for less.
I thought one was pretending to be the celebrity apresident?
Jokes aside, sentient bananas aren't the issue. It's the sentient artichokes you got to watch out for.
Isnt my realname
This isn't my real name.
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You're going to tell me I need to worry about the artichoke more than I need to be wary of the cabbage? The historical record would appear to indicate otherwise.
A Loaf Story - The Wanderers' Library
A collection of extraordinary stories, hidden from ordinary eyes.
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- Beyond the Unknowable Veil
Those are easy to deal with with a steak through the heart.
Jonn Wolfe
(Verified Sarcastic) (Not a Wolf)
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- Beyond Sanity Since 1971
Great. Now I'm hungry.
FaerieKnight79
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- The Internet
Join the club. Sadly, we don't have cookies. Which is of course a given since if we did have them, we wouldn't be hungry.
Ace Dreamer
Verified Reality User
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- Between The Unknown & The Known
Even with only access to a microwave making cookies from scratch isn't horribly difficult... Even if you want the really chocolaty sort...
FaerieKnight79
Verified Pixie
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- The Internet
Silly human, of course the We're Hungry club's HQ doesn't have any cooking supplies or implements.
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- Beyond the Unknowable Veil
No, we would be hungry whilst holding cookies. This would be followed by us not being hungry and we wouldn't have cookies.
ConfusedPotato
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- Australia
I'm pretty sure that we do have large amounts of pictures of food though. Along with lots of excepts from stories with food porn.
FaerieKnight79
Verified Pixie
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- The Internet
That use to be the case. Then Mick was driven mildly insane by his hunger and ate all the pictures. The food porn had to be disposed of due to self rightous 'think of the kids' crusaders who just heard the word 'porn' and got dangerously indignant without understanding what they were crusading against.
FaerieKnight79
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Neruz
Rogue Spiderbanana
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- The Land of Fire and Poison
It was still Constantinople in 1204 when the Fourth Crusade sacked it.
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FaerieKnight79
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Are you seriously going to let historical accuracy get in the way of an amusing song reference?
Neruz
Rogue Spiderbanana
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- The Land of Fire and Poison
Absolutely.
FaerieKnight79
Verified Pixie
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- The Internet
Absolutely.
You sir, are a fruit. Also, you're weird. Neither are an insult btw, just statements of fact.
Neruz
Rogue Spiderbanana
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- The Land of Fire and Poison
My secretsessss! I am discovered! Years of cunning plans foiled by one moment of weakness, this is Treason!
FaerieKnight79
Verified Pixie
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- The Internet
Treason? This. Is. SPARTA!
Jonn Wolfe
(Verified Sarcastic) (Not a Wolf)
- Location
- Beyond Sanity Since 1971
*boot*