- Pronouns
- Female
Meme based on a Doobus Goobus skit:
*Belle and Orbot are sitting around the water cooler some indeterminate amount of time in the future*
Orbot: Soooo... How's the kids?
Belle: Orbot, I'm not even dating anyone.
Orbot: Right, right... So you, uh, catch the latest episode of Comedy Chimp? ...Boy, that Scourge the Hedgehog guy sure is cra-
Belle: Orbot, are you just making small talk so I'll show you what's under my hat?
Orbot: Come on, ma'am, we've worked together for years, I'm REALLY curious!
Belle: Well, I'm sorry, but no. It's my privacy and you're going to have to respect that, I am not going to show y-
Starline, warping in out of nowhere and swiping the hat: Ha ha, there we- Oh.
*It's revealed Belle just has a notable bald spot*
Starline: ... You're just balding?
Belle: *sighs* Look, papa ran out of hair material and it felt weird to ask so I never got around to it.
*Awkward silence*
Starline: ...I was expecting some more interesting.
Belle, uncharacteristically irritated: Well not all secrets are interesting, some are just embarrassing, thanks a lot, jerk wad.
Orbot: Yeah sir, that-that wasn't cool.
Starline: If it makes you feel better I'll show you what's under my gloves.
*Starline removes his gloves, revealing his hands are red, veiny and throbbing, to Orbot and Belle's visible horror*
Belle: ...Do you need medical attention?
Starline: It's too late for me.
*Belle and Orbot are sitting around the water cooler some indeterminate amount of time in the future*
Orbot: Soooo... How's the kids?
Belle: Orbot, I'm not even dating anyone.
Orbot: Right, right... So you, uh, catch the latest episode of Comedy Chimp? ...Boy, that Scourge the Hedgehog guy sure is cra-
Belle: Orbot, are you just making small talk so I'll show you what's under my hat?
Orbot: Come on, ma'am, we've worked together for years, I'm REALLY curious!
Belle: Well, I'm sorry, but no. It's my privacy and you're going to have to respect that, I am not going to show y-
Starline, warping in out of nowhere and swiping the hat: Ha ha, there we- Oh.
*It's revealed Belle just has a notable bald spot*
Starline: ... You're just balding?
Belle: *sighs* Look, papa ran out of hair material and it felt weird to ask so I never got around to it.
*Awkward silence*
Starline: ...I was expecting some more interesting.
Belle, uncharacteristically irritated: Well not all secrets are interesting, some are just embarrassing, thanks a lot, jerk wad.
Orbot: Yeah sir, that-that wasn't cool.
Starline: If it makes you feel better I'll show you what's under my gloves.
*Starline removes his gloves, revealing his hands are red, veiny and throbbing, to Orbot and Belle's visible horror*
Belle: ...Do you need medical attention?
Starline: It's too late for me.