With regards to the Ivo omake, yeah, what was said was believable. Sometimes entire extended families can go into wild grief pits that they never dig themselves out of.

Doesn't excuse it though. If it really was this bad, then it explains a lot about Eggman's personality.
 
Maybe Motobugs as Scout.

Not sure of these two.

How many fire base badniks do we have again?

We'll probably need some besides the bishops.

I think you suggested that an Egg-Fighter model armed with a sword and shield could be a Demo-Knight....so we just need to make a grenade launcher for him.
Can't forget the Scottish accent and alcohol addiction as well.
 
Maybe Motobugs as Scout.
Maybe.

Not sure of these two.
Hm....I recall a chameleon-type Badnik from Sonic Adventure. As for Engineer? Not sure. What type of Badnik creates machines (or REPAIRS machines (perhaps even other Badnik models))?

How many fire base badniks do we have again?
I don't recall. Looking it up....Fireworm?

We'll probably need some besides the bishops.
True.

Can't forget the Scottish accent and alcohol addiction as well.
Yes.
 
I don't recall. Looking it up....Fireworm?
How about a Flamer.
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Flamer

The Flamer[1] (ボーラ[2], Bohla?) is an enemy that appears in the Sonic the Hedgehog series. It is a mass-produced, sea urchin-based Badnik created by Dr. Eggman, and a variant of the Orbinaut. Compared to other Orbinaut variants, Flamers have a slightly different appearance. While they possess the...
The chamaleons are called Newtrons, we have a bunch of them, they specialize in stealth and espionage.
Well at least we have our Spy.

The closest we have to a badnik that repairs badniks is Belle.
Huh, looks like we'll need to build a Engineer and Medic class badnik now.
 
when we go to war with the empire
it is going to get NASTY when they start loosing
they are fanatic nazi expys
its inevitble
im fully expecting them to start using tactics like suicide bombers and shoving a rifle in a kids hand and sending them to the front

we are going to have to BREAK the empire
 
when we go to war with the empire
it is going to get NASTY when they start loosing
they are fanatic nazi expys
its inevitble
im fully expecting them to start using tactics like suicide bombers and shoving a rifle in a kids hand and sending them to the front

we are going to have to BREAK the empire

Dude....

I think you may gone a bit too far on that idea.

I mean I do enjoy some dark stories here and there but...

I don't think the QMs will be comfortable in writing this type of scenarios.
 
Dude....

I think you may gone a bit too far on that idea.

I mean I do enjoy some dark stories here and there but...

I don't think the QMs will be comfortable in writing this type of scenarios.
oh i wont enjoy it
it will be unpleasent
but the empire is evil
the front is going to get nasty

You're really looking forward to that, huh.
im looking forward to destroying the fantasy nazi expys yes
they will never hurt anymore people again once were done
 
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This will be for the bounty of Jet Set Radio Last Transmission @Kingster , @Boohoo the 3rd , @Ranger65 , @ShepardCom and @KA$H. Hope you all enjoy.


Signal Lost, Signal Found
Kilobyte lays against the wall with a sigh. Today has been a stressful day. Perhaps the most stressful day of your life. What with all these monsters Gouji has been sending in, he has been busy with all kinds of stuff. Trying to find ways to fight these monsters, planning for what to do if they get attacked, always staying aware of his surroundings so as to not get surprised while skating around Tokyoto. It has been hard.

"Hey Kilo, what's going on? Looks like you need some stix."

He looks up to see Hotwire with some of those sugar stix. He reaches out and takes one. "Thanks man. Just recharging." He sucks on the pack, inhaling the thing quickly. Sadly they never last long. As he savors the flavor, he looks to see Hotwire looking at him expectantly.

Sighing, he says "Strawberry. It's strawberry."

Letting out a laugh, Hotwire sits besides him. "Dude, you're the only person who can tell the flavors of these things. I didn't think these flavors were legit until you told me. I thought they were the same old sugar."

"Yeah, well, maybe try tasting it sometime."

"You eat these things faster than I do!"

Hotwire takes out his own back, letting it sit on his tongue with a pensive look on his face. Then his eyes turn frustrated as he swallows the rest. "Nope, you're crazy, they all taste the same."

"Whatever, man," Kilo sighs before grabbing his tiny handheld TV and flicking through the channels absentmindedly. It looks like the Demons haven't found them yet, as they aren't around the base. But it's only a matter of time.

"Hey, you shouldn't be looking at that constantly. It will only stress you out."

"Just, I need to keep an eye out so we can prepare for any attack. They got us good last time and I want to be prepared." Suddenly, the small display is grabbed from out of Kilobyte's hands.

"You ain't rechargin' like that! We gotta see something interesting!" Hotwire frowns, flicking with the channels until the TV flips to an empty seat at a sound board. "It's almost time for Jet Set Radio! That's actually something worth watching and WON'T stress you out."

Sighing, Kilobyte puts a hand to his head to massage his aching temples. "You just wanted to watch DJ K? It's a radio show, we don't need to watch it."

"Says the guy who snuck a camera into his studio. Besides, you need some good news I think. Come on, K always makes you feel better."

"Okay, okay," he relents, leaning in to get a better view of the screen.

It doesn't take long before K enters the recording studio. But… the way he moves is different. Not the usual confident stride, no rhythm to his movement, no rhythm to his movement. No, the man just ran to his chair with the haste of a man in an emergency. As his board starts to heat up, he shakes his fists at it impatiently. Then the radios start to turn on.

"Yoyoyo! DJ Professor K is here! Boys and girls, I bet you are excited to hear my voice today, especially after some recent happenings." Despite his frantic movements, his voice is as calm and collected as ever. "Now, I would love to play you some kickass tunes, but I have some bad news for you."

"They found me."

Those three make Kilo's heart drop out his body and onto the floor. The way his friend has turned white, it doesn't take a genius to see he isn't the only one terrified of this. Kilo grabs the TV, switching the camera to outside the building, and he sees what can only be described as death itself. A hooded skeleton, riding a pale horse is standing right outside the door to the building.

"This might be the last you all hear of me, so I'm gonna make the most of it! I'm gonna do what I can for you Rudies out there, so please, listen to this old man's last words, ya get me?"

"You don't think he's really going to…?" Hotwire looks to Kilo, fear in his eyes.

"No, no he has to have a trick up his sleeve. Professor K always has a trick up his sleeve. H-he must just be faking it for Gouji!"

But than… why does he look so defeated on the screen where no one can see him?

"Now, all you Rudies need to band together. Survive! This isn't about winning anymore, this isn't about being cool anymore, this is about livin'! That is your first and last priority. It breaks my heart to say, but art ain't worth your life! Don't be like your DJ here."

Is he serious? This doesn't sound like K. Where's the freedom of expression? The right to make noise? The messages found only in graffiti?

"You guys might want to paint the entire town and I won't lie, I'd love to see that. I've dreamed of seein' your amazin' works all over Tokyoto! But you can't spread your soul on the buildings if your blood is in the street. You won't make anyone proud of you, your friends will just be stuck burying you."

No. No, no, no. Even K has given up. How are you supposed to have hope when even he has given up?

"But don't misunderstand me! Gouji can be beaten! Just not today. While you follow whatever tired rules he forces on you, never let that light in your soul go! Never forget the art of skating. The art of the soul, graffiti. The streets will be the Rudies' again! So long as you are alive and you have graffiti souls, never forget that you are a Rudie, and I'm so proud of you. I'm proud of you, you, you! And I'm even proud of you!" He shouts, pointing right at the camera to the two teen's shock.

"That's right, I know you put a camera in here! Ain't no leader that can keep you guys in check is there? I hope you guys got a good look at my radio show, because if I haven't given you guys a blast, this show should!"

"Now, on the topic of leaders, I'm sure ya'll are scared and gonna search for a new one. Let me tell you kids somethin' I've wanted to say for a long time. You might see me as the leader, but I'm just layin' back here, giving orders like that loser Gouji. I never thought of myself as your leader neither, more like a cool uncle who gives advice to support my troublesome kids. You want to know what a real leader is?"

"It's someone who can usher in the future! Who is willing to stand in the gunfire with ya, but also pull your ass out when you need it. Someone who looks at the trajectory of your desires, goes 'aight' and leads you down that path, not someone who forces you onto a different one. Someone who knows that you kids are the future of Tokyoto!"

You hear the sounds of something hitting the door come from the radio, and DJ Professor K turns to it in surprise. Frantic, he turns back to his sound board.

"Okay, I ain't got much time! To the remnants of the Sound Tanks, keep on with your badass tech, keep fixing up those beauties from the junkyard, and most of all… take a break on that sugar! I love you guys, and that ain't good for ya, it will rot your teeth! Trust me, healthy body, healthy brain. Can't beat Gouji with a sugar high. To Beat and Gu-"

Suddenly, the door is broken down, and that monster you had seen before walks in atop his horse. "Your time is up K. Gouji has requested that I bring you to your end."

"Shit man, you can't just dead air me like this! Couldn't ya read the sign outside?"

"A fitting term, dead air. Your transmissions have always been dead air, and from now on they will always be dead air."

"Don't you know what the hell dead air even means!?"

The skeleton gives a swing with his scythe, which the DJ is able to dodge. With him out of the way though, it sinks into the console behind him, sending out a huge amount of sparks. All the radios are forced off.

"Come on, that shit was expensive, yo!" they hear him complain through the camera.

"I care not for the cost of materials. Your soul is worth more to me than copper and steal," Rider says, removing his scythe from the machine.

Then, K grabs a small microphone out of his pocket. "Well, luckily I still have my mobile unit! Sounds gonna be like it comes out of a toilet though." He hits a button, and suddenly the radios are back on. "Did ya miss me? Well, I ain't got less than a minute, so hear my out!"

"Gouji ain't a leader, he's a loser! You will always be a loser, Gouji! Stupid clothes, stupid music, and you have a shiny ass head! Everyone knows it!" He says, now backing towards what looks like a large speaker.

"Oh… oh, shit," Hotwire whispers.

Kilobyte turns to his friend. "What? What is it?"

"I remember making that. That ain't a speaker. That's a Boom Box!"

"What? What do you mean?"

"Come on and swing, you emaciated fucker! I'd say give that cloak back to the guy you dug up, but that guy is obviously you!"

"Enough with this! I tire of your useless prattle!" The Rider brings his scythe up and once more swings it down. It hit its mark. It sinks deep into the DJ, and the sight makes Kilo wantr to scream. However, K just keeps on smiling.

"Ha, for being older than me, you're dumb as hell!"

Then, the sound of an explosion can be heard. Not from the radios which have all gone off, not from the TV which has gone to static. No. Kilobyte can feel the earth shake. Terror, sadness, and anger all flow through him as the transmission cuts off.




Kilobyte opens his eyes. That dream again. Even in his new home, far away from the worries of Tokyoto, he can still remember everything so clearly. Part of him wonders if he'll ever stop having these nightmares.

Getting up he grabs an apple from a nearby fruit bowl. He tried to enjoy his gang's usual sugary treats after the incident, but these days he has lost his taste for the stuff. He couldn't even differentiate the fruits anymore. They just have the aftertaste of iron.

Walking to his sound table made from scraps taken by Hotwire, he puts on his hand made earphones and turns the dials until he's satisfied with the sound. Then, it's show time.

"Yoyoyo! We're on air! Whether you're an ex-slave or a Rudie, I think we all can appreciate the freedom of music. It's DJ KB here, and I want to ask you a question. Do you understand the concept of love? Because me and my boys sure did when the awesome Eggman took us under his wing! Sapient robots, big ass flying machines, and cars that can stick to walls, if that stuff doesn't make you wanna pick up a wrench and build I just don't get ya. Here's a song in honor of the big man himself!"

The world is a bleaker place without DJ Professor K. But you'll do what you can, take what you know, and show the world that so long as you, no, the Rudies survive, his soul will live on.
 
Turn 6- JUNE 2XXX GLOBAL REPORT New
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John Adams

"We start this show with a speech from the one and only John Adams! President of the Trusted States of America!"

The screen shows the viewers the visage of John Adams, standing on a podium as he addresses the countless people that came today to hear the announcement.

"My dear citizens of this proud nation! I know the last few months have been tough for everyone! Not only we had to deal with attacks from Drudge, but also had to contend with that madman known as Dr. Z as he had seen horde after horde of monstrous dinosaurs to conquer our peaceful land!" The president fist hits the podium, making it shake.

"We had gone through so much! It's one crisis after the other, believe me, I share with you all the pain inflicted on every fallen soldier and citizen, and I'm finally ready to shout: No more!" He raises a fist to the air as the public goes wild.

"As of Tomorrow at 0,700 hundred hours, our counterattack will begin! As I speak, valiant soldiers volunteering for this fight are getting ready to defend our homeland!"

"For too long we have been pushed around! But it's finally time to show the world that the Trusted States of America is no one's victim! We stand proud as the ones on the land of Freedom and Safety!"

As the public continues to shout in approval, the videofeed cuts back to Evila.

"Well, that was quite the speech! After the States went through so much trouble because of its neighbors! It's great to see they are finally ready to answer back! Isn't that exciting!?"

Death Adder
"Turning back to the conflict between the central trio, for once the snake of the north is not being absolutely destroyed by his opposition! A nice change of pace, this reporter thinks!"

The screen shows a giant of a man in a barbaric armor wielding a gleaming golden axe absolutely tearing through a horde of silver armored soldiers, seemingly laughing as a swarm of skeletons backs him as the news really does show all of the gorey details of this Death Adder seemingly taking a lot of ground.

Cutting back to the android reporter, they shuffle some papers before continuing.

"The snake of the north has lost much of his territory in the past to her lady of the silver gauntlet but in a single monstrous push, his borders have returned to what he originally set down. The soldiers that had occupied his lands were massacred to a man by Death Adder's army of skeletons, amazons, and other soldiers as they marched forward."

"The one drone that Death Adder didn't destroy got a quote from him that 'all would know the wrath of his axe and the world would kneel before him.' Well we'll just have to see how long this streak of good luck lasts for him!"

Bane
"Our next story tonight is one that will touch your heart, or at least the main focus of this one would love to. It has been a while since we checked in on Lord Bane, but he seems to have been doing well for himself and tonight is no different! After last month's outburst, the House of the Dead spilled over the borders into Lord Bane's lands and while he does insist and show that he is a tyrannical god and avatar of death, he is still interested in defending his own lands."

The feed switches to a video of a horde of… well zombies spilling into a deeply forested area as a towering figure in deep blue armor stands before them. As the figure raises its hand, a black light coats the gauntleted hand, springing forth and coating the hoard of charging creatures, the lot of them slowly drawing to a halt.

"Kneel."

The word is clear even through the recording and, as one, the creatures clumsily fall to their knees in front of the armored necromancer.

"As you can see, the Lord of Death managed the group of Creatures (legally distinct from zombies, so says the almighty trademark) quite easily, though it seems as if the good doctor had grown tired of his creations being dealt with so easily."

There is a movement in the trees briefly before a monster the size of a brown bear leaps from the branches at the armored man. The image is slowed down and you can see what appears to be an enormous sloth with claws the length of your arm streaking towards the lord of the dead, who does not seem that concerned.

He proves why when he grabs the creature by the neck, catching it out of the air with one hand as that same black light covers The Fool and the creature goes slack in his hand.

"As you can see deer viewers, Lord Bane seems to have this situation well in hand." Canned laughter and applause play. "And it seems as if The House of The Dead has lost a resident. Though Lord Bane may just send the Creatures (legally distinct from zombies, so says the almighty trademark) back to give their former master a piece of his mind."

Wizeman

"And now! We are back with the one and only, Wizeman the wicked! Last time we saw him, the Lord of Nightmares was proclaiming to all viewers how his new age of darkness was coming! Wow! Such an spooky line! I still have chills! And now! It's finally happening, Wizeman's armies are starting to march forward! Let's go and take a look at what Wizeman has to say!"

The screen cuts for a moment to show the same view of last month, with the floating figure of Wizeman standing proudly in front of his throne as he continued to spoke. "-and no human shall have a moment of rest! All of you shall be in the shadows! Where I shall relish every second of your suffering!"

"Oh right! I almost forgot! The Wizeman interview has been continuing since last month! Our lord of nightmares had so many things to say! If our viewers want to watch the complete 87'0 hours of the interview, please buy our Super Darkness Deluxe Package!"

"In the meantime, let's take a look at Wizeman's armies! Bet that's what our dear viewers want to see!" The feedback changes showing a terrifying picture.

On the Edge of the land of Wizeman, several monsters could be seen marching through ground and air. All of them looked so cartoonish and colorful, making it hard to believe they were monsters, but they emanate an air of malice noticeable even through the television.

There were two figures leading the charge, both of them flying through the air and dressing like some type of jesters, one of them clad in pure purple while the other in all red.

"Well, looks like Wizeman is setting sights on the territory of Darksol! We will have to see if the God of Nightmares and Darkness will be able to back his words! Please keep watching as we will do our best to shop everyone the developments of this exciting battle!

Eden

"Hello folks! A new social media site is sweeping the nation!" Evila chirped cheerfully as she appeared on the transmission.

"EdenNation.Com has all the features you could shake a stick at! People are hyped and some people are already getting quite addicted! I just hope they still have time to tune into our show!" Evila quipped with a laugh, though there was an edge to it. Regardless, she shook her head good naturedly.

"Now, even we have been unable to get in contact with the mysterious CEO behind this product, but they have sent their assistant AI to talk things over with us to the best of its ability! Isn't that right Eden?"

"Yes. We do hope you enjoy our site. Happiness is a fickle thing. Hold onto it while you can…" a voice said simply.

"Wow. Major bummer!"

"Apologies."

The two talked things over for a bit. Hmmph. The AI was seemingly rather simple, but it answered questions promptly and well, which is all that matters one supposes.

10-
Brunhilde

"Next in our list of announcements, we have the pleasure to show again a figure that has almost become a mainstay in our channel! I'm talking about the Valkyrie Brunhilde! This mysterious lady appeared one day and had single handedly dealt with most of the lord of the House of the Dead, Roy Curen!" The transmission shows Brunhilde fighting hundreds of Creatures (legally distinct from zombies, so says the almighty trademark) near the edge of a familiar forest.

"Last time we saw her, she had an impromptu trip throughout the continent as one of Curen's creations sent her flying!" Evila's excited robotic voice can be heard as Brhunhilde scythe continues to cleave and burn the Creatures (legally distinct from zombies, so says the almighty trademark) with each swing, and while each one of them holds no threat to her, she was literally being buried in numbers "But it seems that doesn't deter her!! She is doing her best to contain the wave of zombies entering Lord Bane domain, but will she be enough for this?"

"So far she has managed to hold on admirably, will she- What is this?! Ohh exciting news! Apparently, The monster from last months that sent the Valkyrie flying is approaching her location! We are having a rematch, people!"

"Dear viewers! Please wait excitedly as we prepare to show an exciting battle! Oh this will be awesome, wonder who will-"

Segata

Just then, the feedback of Brunhilde fighting the Creatures (legally distinct from zombies, so says the almighty trademark), is cut off, interrupting the views.

"Hey! What is going on!" Evila shouts as the security group radios her. "What do you mean we have an intruder…He is coming right here?!"

The doors of the studio explode to reveal a figure wearing a karate-gi, with a black belt. It was the man who gave Neff a beating last month!

"Do you have a Sega Saturn." The figure said with a grave voice as he crossed his arms and walked slowly towards Evila, the rest of the New's staff quickly getting away from the studio.

"Uhmmm…not really?" Evila makes a cutsie poise. "Being the ultimate reporter doesn't leave much time for playing!"

"Blasphemy! Prepare to face the wrath of the Saturn!" The man shouts as he takes a fighting pose.

"W-Wait just a moment!" Evila shouts quickly, realizing the gravity of the situation. "How about a deal! You could tell everyone the greatness of this Sega Saturn! You would help people learn about it!" The figure stops at Evila's words, thinking about it.

"...Go. On."

Just give us a minute to get back all of our staff and we can transmit the one in a kind interview to all people in the world! Just stand there in that spot with an X conveniently marked with!" Evila points to said marked spot on the studio.

Segata doesn't think twice before doing as requested, and turns to look at Evila. "Now what is-"

Segata's question is cut short as the floor below him opens, creating a hole that sucks Segata with such intensity he can't react in time, as the defense protocols of the studio kicks in, literally preparing to throw Segata back to earth.

"Ohhh thank goddess the Boss upgraded our security measures after last time." Evila sighs. "Well…time to continue with the show!"

Captain Metal
"And as you can see here a nasty storm is forming off in the middle of the Atlanta ocean, a typhoon from the looks of it."

The robotic weather woman brings up a feed of a series of images showing a terrible storm, typhoon level winds, and what appears to be tornados of water reaching towards the heavens.

"Well it sure would be unfortunate to be caught in something like that. Lets enjoy the video of some idiots who don't have a subscription to our channel for up to date weather updates!"

The feed cuts to a fleet of metallic pirate vessels attempting to weather the weather and having a rather poor time of it. The largest of them, a vaguely familiar metallic vessel with cell like sails is at the head, attempting to lead the fleet out.

But it was not to be.

Something bursts from the water and the camera's used by the news station are not enough to actually make out what it is, but in a flash of light, the lead ship is cracked in two, with the remains of the fleet fairing little better.

The screen cuts back to the smug weather bot. "And don't forget to renew your subscription today, so you don't end up like those poor chumps! And now onto sports-"
 
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