Dezron
In the Omnissiah we trust !
- Location
- Poland
Segata Sanshiro, the man who will make you play Sega Saturn until your Fingers break.
If you refuse he will judo throw you so hard you will explode.
Scrambled Eggs. A Sonic X Sega All Star Villains CK2 Quest
- Thread starter Kingster
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Segata Sanshiro, the man who will make you play Sega Saturn until your Fingers break.
If you refuse he will judo throw you so hard you will explode.
He's also a master disguise he could look like he could look like you he could even be…
- Location
- Three feet to the left
- Pronouns
- He/They
He is the only man to match Chuck Norris at full internet meme power....
Before Chuck's power was sealed away, of course.
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Dolly Fail Fail
Boss Leader
- Location
- Within dreams and memories
Yakuza-verse probably has it. So basically if anyone has a Saturn, it's Majima.
- Location
- Fall, or somewhere close to it
There are actually several territories that have Sega Saturns. You'll just have to discover which ones
Underdog Emiya
God-Emperor of Underkind
- Location
- Brazil
- Pronouns
- He
Good. We need to appease the destroyer, lest he crushes us all like ants.
...Wait is he seriously a problem?!
- Location
- Three feet to the left
- Pronouns
- He/They
Eggman goes to Elizabeth to use her fortune telling to find one. She keeps getting the Sega Saturn card, which she didn't put in her deck. Eggman runs like hell, to her confusion. She is never seen again....
- Location
- Nowhere
Power: 50 (To beat those who don't play Sega Saturn)
Trickery: 50 (To tell if you're lying about having a Sega Saturn)
Mystic: 50 (To reach you no matter where you are if you don't play Sega Saturn)
Travler66
Let her name echo in song!
- Location
- Beyond
Scrambled Eggs Character Themes has been updated with two familiar faces!
- Location
- Three feet to the left
- Pronouns
- He/They
There is, canonically, only one person who can defeat Segata. Even better, that person is here in this world!
Unfortunately for us, that person is Sonic the Hedgehog, so it's not great.
Unfortunately for us, that person is Sonic the Hedgehog, so it's not great.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
oh Absolutely, if he arrives to green hills and no one has a sega Saturn?
Yeah... everyone there is taking a beating no ifs or buts.
...not as much of a joker as you might believe.
Guy definitely can contend with power houses like Selvaria, shadow and Neo metal Sonic if properly motivated
His passion for Sega saturn is stronger than any super form!!!!
*Clears throat* Master Emerald powered Sega Saturn. That will be all.
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- Location
- Nowhere
The Darcsens are going to be so confused when they get a legal mandate to go to their locally designated supply hub to get their free video game console.
Underdog Emiya
God-Emperor of Underkind
- Location
- Brazil
- Pronouns
- He
I imagine that getting visited by Segata Sanshiro is like a Nat 1 event or whatever.
Exploding nat 1s
- Location
- Three feet to the left
- Pronouns
- He/They
He reaches through the monitor to get at you. That bad of a nat 1.
- Location
- NJ
So we can just point him to the Empire that they don't have a Sega Saturn and watch him go wild.
He also had trouble with Zombies.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
After he Beats Eggman and all his hero units? Sure!
- Location
- Three feet to the left
- Pronouns
- He/They
God, poor Sage! She doesn't even have a body, and she'll still get judo thrown! Her poor neck! And Starline! I can't even....
It's okay! It's okay! Starline's used to it.
- Location
- Three feet to the left
- Pronouns
- He/They
Nobody's that used to it! If his neck isn't broken, he'll still explode!
Nothing for it! We have to create Sega Saturns and give them to all of Green Hills! For free! There's too much at stake!
- Location
- NJ
I mean after we make sure Cassia, Clove, Isara, Belle or even Canaan have a Saturn ready.
I think we should leave it in our territory but not the D6 or the Restoration, maybe G.U.N.