Eggmemo: unexpected variables
For a long time, I have calculated every variable every situation possibilities but the one thing that truly affects me is unexpected variables. I try as I possibly can ever since meeting that blasted hedgehog, to always try to expect the unexpected. I could have not foreseen the events after I forced that big red ignoramus to hide back in my stolen empire.
Ironically, enough, the first unexpected variable was when that, fashion designer that starline who put her down as a possible minon to me due her anger against Zavok and the rest of his ilk destroying her clothing shop. I can relate with the whole, feeling anger of that big red idiot, breaking things that isn't his. What I didn't expect is for that cat to show up when things were just getting good. Luckily enough it seemed clove talked her down and was able to convince her to join up to my glorious empire.
I…will admit that the battle starting didn't exactly went as according to plan towards me. It seemed like in his anger he has reached the state that I have usually reached before the calm anger. Where he ignores everything and just focuses on destroying the target, his anger. It's quite effective. I can tell you that. But my other minions made it up by taking down unfortunately, my prize creation meal without any fuss and damage Zavok pretty hard back as he did to me.
But honey, really helped exactly by distracting that big moron long enough, so I can shoot him in his damage eye, courtesy of canna and my latest invention for her promptly name " the Maria" another genius invention by me to aid me along with the judgment goggles I given Caana for her success at getting the lance and….starline out when he was heavily injured.
I do admit, I made others some personalized equipment when I easily predicted when that big red moron with march upon my territory to kill me. So they can't complain that I haven't made anything for them. Ahem… where was I? Ah yes Zavok getting a nice shot in his damage eye of my new DARC EGG robo ragnite payload. If I'm lucky, I was able to take some revenge of him, damaging my robot and taking control of my glorious creation. That was a prelude of what's to come when I take out Zavok and remaining members of his heh "deadly four"
Hah, as I was saying the damage we dealt to him reduced his promptly what I would basically describe his kaiju form. He shrunk down and pitifully crawled away while letting my machines cover his escape. I was not going to allow that to happen, it's paying me a little to destroy them, but I had to.
It's feels like I'm forgetting something, ah yes Zavok has been messing with my machines……
he has been messing with my machines. I can tolerate a lot of things, but when you put your grubby little hands on my genius badniks you have not only have insulted me, but you have signed a death warrant. I swear when I grab that red moron I will make him wish, the eye is the only thing he's going to lose.
ahem it seemed like he was forcing this chuck to modify my badniks. I can see that when that lazy one Zeena and….
Zomzom. Went up for their second attack against me.. it failed obviously but it showed me they are not lazy with my machines… I will admit the stealth field for my badniks is not a bad idea, and help me set up a surprises in case of another assault letting my opposition believe those are my current numbers when in reality I have so much more.
I was able to capture the two of them, and what I did with them, I'll explain later. But as I was saying before and to continue, I was gloating about my rightfully earned victory, and I have the chance to capture him. This is where the second unexpected variable came into play or is this third… let's just say it's the third for argument sake.
In my haste when I open the hatch of my latest revamp version of the death egg robo. I believe I must've forgotten that when I took out the black arms was quite possible for the gun restoration alliance sent a scout to see the last base of the black arms on the Greenhill zone. That seemed like whoever the scout was has a grudge against me…. Well, I mean, who doesn't I have made many enemies.
They're also a crack shot, with whatever they used to shoot at me. The question is who took that shot at me? Was it someone from gun believing it was a perfect opportunity to assassinate me? No, they know better to incur my wrath… after all, I did destroy them once. It could be member form gun but an alternate iteration of that organization that got cocky and tried to do it.
The other suspect is the restoration…. If it was someone from that organization….
I might have to reconsider making alliance with them. Well anyway I survived thankfully, due to years of taking abuse and surviving attack attacks against that blue hedgehog, which has built a decent resistance for pain. It's still hurt like the dickens first time getting shot.. interesting experience, I swear starline had a look of fear believing I was dying, which I wasn't but still… it did worry, my daughter very much.
I might have to consider bringing a personal shield device for later use in the field, just in case another incident like that happens again. It did sour my victory as somewhat against that brute, but I still want and I was able to recover one of my older badniks sliver sonic and most important metal. I will not lie, I was slightly disappointed with its performance during the battle against me, but then again it just shows that only I can wield my machines properly.
The fourth unexpected variable when I was in my hidden base with my daughter healing up from my assassination attempt was ironically, the same organization that I destroyed gun and commander Towers. Hmmm, the last thing I remember was that fool died when I destroyed the gun. It seems like another theory that I've been cooking up that the dead have also come back from the grave might be true…. I will not think about this.
Instead, that fool came with a small security detail of gun agents, I thought that moron had a death wish who was looking for his early grave again.. but no, he does have a brain. He has given me a cease-fire in exchange for a deal which I have taken to fight against the black arms.. I took the deal. I loathe that alien race as much as I loathe them.
It was a no-brainer, of course, but I wanted some things from him. I wanted that other useful minion for me thunderbolt out of gun jail in exchange I gave that tub of lard Zomzom as prisoner instead. I….. Will admit that I was tempted to not trying to give him because I wanted some personal alone time for what he did to metal. But no he was useless and I didn't want that idiot to eat my entire food supply.
And so after a lengthy discussion and towards my deal, I promised in my glorious empire's name that I would study the black arm sample. Unfortunately giving me more things on my plate of repertoire of various things I have to juggle. But finally, the fifth surprised hit when that bat rouge sneaked into my base (which is how I don't know everyone is finding!) to offer a deal…
She offered her service in exchange for me, saving shadow from Black doom's hand. She had unfortunately brought her along my rouge creation Omega. I'm lucky that one track minded fool didn't blown my hidden base is doors down. Anyway, back to what the back wanted for me. It was a no-brainer as well, not only do I get her various skill sets of sneaking and infiltration I get to test my machines against Omega.
That does raise a question why didn't she go to those other bleeding hearts the restoration instead for their help? It seems like she might not be telling me everything and there might be some actual trouble brewing inside the restoration…. I could use this for later.
The fifth unexpected variable was that blasted Chuck managing to trace my darling daughter's hack back towards my secret base. That little ingrate, threatened to reveal my location to Zavok but he didn't and he requested my help to get him and his grandson out of the Zavok hands. He revealed his location to make the exfiltration much easier…. He is near the heart of my former empire… for once I can compliment that zetti for keeping a prisoner like him close.
It will be hard to get him out, but luckily with rogue and my newly acquired egg clan. I will go tactically smooth. But for the last variable, the six…. It greatly disturbs me. I will not lie. I've seen things that would've drive normal men insane or broken their spirit.
Somehow, whatever zhor a member of the deadly six… has been doing caused him to seemingly powered up his dark magic.. I shudder to think whatever he has been doing to acquire that level of power to completely decimate the empires hero and her forces with little ease. He has moved up on a priority list of targets that should be targeted during the final battle between me and Zavok.
All these unexpected variables are pains in my neck, but I have dealt with that hedgehog for a year, so I've learned to go with the flow as he calls it. It doesn't matter anyway all i will win and take my empire then take over the world.
Because I have the masterplan!
