THatWhichWillBe
The Squiddly One
- Location
- In The Darkened Deep
I'm pretty sure I somehow inspired Theravis to do those via my various idea pitches, so I'm obligated to fix my mistake somehow.
INTERNATIONAL INQUiSITION HOOOO!
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They stand on the stone stage beneath a sky of rock and clay. Muscular vines coil about the broken pillars, building them anew. Man or woman you cannot tell what they once were, all that matters is what they are: healed. Whole. Face folded back in fleshy, fanged petals, baring a blackness within their skull. Grains of sand shroud their head, burning as they're pulled into the nothing. A celestial halo, a cosmic lensing. God buried you beneath the sand but soon you'll pull yourself free. Reach into yourself and share what you have with your kin, share what you are and become part of the tree. Flesh of my flesh, leaf and bark and blood and bone.
Feel the thorned teeth split your tongue. Reach up and pull your face apart, open the maw in your head. It hurts but birth always hurts and it won't hurt for long. Eat the sand. Eat the land. Eat towards the sky.
If you all work together it shouldn't take long at all.
Waaaaaait a Goddamn Second.
Oh no, you're in this boat too my friend, there's probably a Mouthy Mouth cult in France consuming Baguettes and Foie Gras in an uncivilized manner as we speak.Meh. Not much I can do about this unless God's aren't resistant to heavy weaponry. Have fun magic powers
Worse.Oh no, you're in this boat too my friend, there's probably a Mouthy Mouth cult in France consuming Baguettes and Foie Gras in an uncivilized manner as we speak.
Edit: ..... Wait.
Worm. Eating Things. Hunger.
THE BASHE IS BACK PEOPLE EVERYONE PAAAAANIC
Oh no, you're in this boat too my friend, there's probably a Mouthy Mouth cult in France consuming Baguettes and Foie Gras in an uncivilized manner as we speak.
World Quest, remember?And...?
Like I said, unless the thing happens to be vulnerable to conventional weapons I can't address the problem, just the symptoms. Which means it's all on the magic powers to work out a solution. Now get going and save us
Well....Like I said, unless the thing happens to be vulnerable to conventional weapons I can't address the problem, just the symptoms. Which means it's all on the magic powers to work out a solution. Now get going and save us
This.
You're the one who rolled early and got a World Quest man.Well....
This.
I mean, there is a possibility my World Quest is entirely unrelated to this.....
But believing that would require an optimistic mindset towards these kinds of things.
Plus, I'm not even a particularly magical power, my magic's at, like, 6.
So..... Poland, Japan, Iran, Naglfar, Mexico, and Canaan, this is you guys' problem.
I had no intention of causing 'The Very Hungry Caterpiller: The Sequel: Revengeance: Electric Boogaloo' when I did that roll!
Just pay Wade to curse you. Problem solvedI had no intention of causing 'The Very Hungry Caterpiller: The Sequel: Revengeance: Electric Boogaloo' when I did that roll!
I'm innocent here!
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The world quest hasn't officially started yet aside from 'this weird thing happened'. You still have time.....
I don't think that a failed World Quest would be much better than a Successful World Quest in this situation.
Right now I'm weighing the possible results here.The world quest hasn't officially started yet aside from 'this weird thing happened'. You still have time
World Quests don't "fail" you just get the regular bonuses......
I don't think that a failed World Quest would be much better than a Successful World Quest in this situation.
But it would feel like a very GM thing to do to make my attempt to manipulate the system backfire on me....
Yes, that's what I thought.I hate gaming the system, and it is very ill advised tp specifically try to break it with OOC knowledge.
That said, you'll probably have several countries cone out with gains from this.