Well then.

Hey @Theravis can I get magitech flamethrowers for my spare Magic point? I think it's time I let the Inquisition come out to play...

 
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Now, I'd like to reassure those members of the international community that the Cult of Blood in Wales is in fact not a cult to a Great Old One, or an Outer God. Nor is the rising amount of Paganism and Welsh Druidism related to this.

On the other hand, please burn any members of the Cult of Dagon that you find. The Sea that marched against the flame​ wants them dead for various reasons.
 
Meh.

Cultists that we behead go to Hell as is right and proper, any innocents that accidentally get beheaded in the enthusiasm go to Heaven so win-win-win.
 
Perfected Principle of Consumption

They stand on the stone stage beneath a sky of rock and clay. Muscular vines coil about the broken pillars, building them anew. Man or woman you cannot tell what they once were, all that matters is what they are: healed. Whole. Face folded back in fleshy, fanged petals, baring a blackness within their skull. Grains of sand shroud their head, burning as they're pulled into the nothing. A celestial halo, a cosmic lensing. God buried you beneath the sand but soon you'll pull yourself free. Reach into yourself and share what you have with your kin, share what you are and become part of the tree. Flesh of my flesh, leaf and bark and blood and bone.

Feel the thorned teeth split your tongue. Reach up and pull your face apart, open the maw in your head. It hurts but birth always hurts and it won't hurt for long. Eat the sand. Eat the land. Eat towards the sky.

If you all work together it shouldn't take long at all.

A second arm.
And then a second. And the third and forth.
Waaaaaait a Goddamn Second.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT THAT MOUTH-WORM THE MOUTHY ONE IS GETTING IN PEOPLE'S HEADS.

Edit: on research, Principle of Consumption is A NEVERBORN!

Goddamn do we need Exalts right now.
 
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Meh. Not much I can do about this unless God's aren't resistant to heavy weaponry. Have fun magic powers
 
Meh. Not much I can do about this unless God's aren't resistant to heavy weaponry. Have fun magic powers
Oh no, you're in this boat too my friend, there's probably a Mouthy Mouth cult in France consuming Baguettes and Foie Gras in an uncivilized manner as we speak.

Edit: ..... Wait.

Worm. Eating Things. Hunger.

THE BASHE IS BACK PEOPLE EVERYONE PAAAAANIC
 
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Oh no, you're in this boat too my friend, there's probably a Mouthy Mouth cult in France consuming Baguettes and Foie Gras in an uncivilized manner as we speak.

And...?

Like I said, unless the thing happens to be vulnerable to conventional weapons I can't address the problem, just the symptoms. Which means it's all on the magic powers to work out a solution. Now get going and save us
 
Like I said, unless the thing happens to be vulnerable to conventional weapons I can't address the problem, just the symptoms. Which means it's all on the magic powers to work out a solution. Now get going and save us
Well....
World Quest, remember?
This.

I mean, there is a possibility my World Quest is entirely unrelated to this.....
But believing that would require an optimistic mindset towards these kinds of things.

Plus, I'm not even a particularly magical power, my magic's at, like, 6.
So..... Poland, Japan, Iran, Naglfar, Mexico, and Canaan, this is you guys' problem.
 
Well....

This.

I mean, there is a possibility my World Quest is entirely unrelated to this.....
But believing that would require an optimistic mindset towards these kinds of things.

Plus, I'm not even a particularly magical power, my magic's at, like, 6.
So..... Poland, Japan, Iran, Naglfar, Mexico, and Canaan, this is you guys' problem.
You're the one who rolled early and got a World Quest man.
 
The world quest hasn't officially started yet aside from 'this weird thing happened'. You still have time
Right now I'm weighing the possible results here.

"It goes off, is mostly beneficial for me, but everyone else gets a bad case of the Munchies", "I cancel it, the GM laughs and makes it go off but now I'm also getting a bad case of the Munchies", and "It fizzles out".
 
I hate gaming the system, and it is very ill advised tp specifically try to break it with OOC knowledge.

That said, you'll probably have several countries cone out with gains from this.
 
On recollection, it can't be from me! The World Quests still conform to theme rolls and distance rolls, right @Theravis ?

So.... A sudden case of the Munchies in Arabia can't be because of my world quest.... Right?
 
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