konamikode
Cooking Harder
Behold, the Pax Hamburgana Chicken Sandwich from Miller's Maxi Buns.
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Metal Gear Solid V: Chronicles of Outer Heaven (MGS/Valkyria Chronicles)
- Thread starter konamikode
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- Sci-Fi Crossover Action Mature
Dr. Snark
Exactly As Planned...Probably
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- Right where I want to be
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- He/His/Him
Behold, the Pax Hamburgana Chicken Sandwich from Miller's Maxi Buns.
"Excellent news everyone! We've managed to reduce the casualty rate of the Ragnite Burgers to 10%! Now future customers will only have a 1 in 10 chance of dying!"
Kanata.EXE
Programmer
- Location
- Indonesia
This is SpongeBob episode all over again.
A Wise Hermit
Well, Sometimes.
"Don't worry, the other 9 times it is proven to completely revitalize you from even the brink of death! What do you think ragnade is made from?
EmpirePlayer
Anyone need some chaos?
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- Penang
...inb4 Ragnite Burgers becomes an equippable item to help any Valkyur regenerate more health than a standard healing item, which was a reason why the Valkyur dominated the world back then.
Pax Valkyria is possible only because of Pax Hamburgana!
Pax Valkyria is possible only because of Pax Hamburgana!
TikiTau
Commander Pangolinski
- Location
- Texas
Do it.
Do it.
Do it, nerd!
(Yes, i fully recognize the hypocrisy of urging the guy who wrote a heavy infantry meat tank who reminds me a bit of Cole from Gears of War due to being HUGE and LOUD and EXUBERANT by calling him a nerd. When i made a super old nerd character.
It makes it even funnier to me)
Get out of my (omake) notes. :|
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Aranfan
Team Plasma Grunt
Nix's Warden
Welcome to Hades
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- United States
@konamikode exactly how long is each Turn?
EmpirePlayer
Anyone need some chaos?
- Location
- Penang
Needs a catchy name. Nuka Cola was a good name for what it was, so er...
Ragnite
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Pepsi
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...Ragsi? No. Hm. Blue Bull? Too unoriginal. Rapsi? Too awkward a name. Pepsinite? Papnite? Ragni-Pepsi? Bah.
oh yeah I haven't voted yet.
hm.
[X]Plan The Truth Will Out (Toughened)
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- Anchorage, Alaska
Papnite sounds like a good name for that!
now...another idea...oh boy, Kaz is going to go HAM on Pax Humburgia! why not blue fries?
now...another idea...oh boy, Kaz is going to go HAM on Pax Humburgia! why not blue fries?
WanderingTwix
Posting something good once in a full moon
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- United Kingdom
Oh please, people eat pufferfish; why should this be any different?
A Wise Hermit
Well, Sometimes.
Nah, we already have Red Bull. Now, Uber Red Bull made from Ragnite and Red Bull, and you have something that makes the Big Boss into the Ultra Boss. What would it be named, though?
Disclaimer: Don't take in large doses.
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Red Bull company started in 1987 and starting year is 1984. Too early for it.
A Wise Hermit
Well, Sometimes.
Hmm... What do we have then? Stolen Vodka, maybe? Lucozade? Maybe just regular coke mixed with ragnade would work? Perhaps a solution with coffee? Too many ideas coming in at once.
However, I'm pretty certain that Miller's Rag Whale burgers would give you that much energy anyway; Combining the two would create foreseen consequences, if it doesn't give you enough energy to fuel an ICBM, that is.
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From what I checked on Peace Walker:Tch. What do we have then? Stolen Vodka, maybe? Lucozade? Maybe just regular coke mixed with ragnade would work? Perhaps a solution with coffee? Too many ideas coming in at once.
However, I'm pretty certain that Miller's Rag Whale burgers would give you that much energy anyway; Combining the two would create foreseen consequences, if it doesn't give you enough energy to fuel an ICBM, that is.
Lime Soda (Mountain Dew) and Zero-calorie soda (Pepsi Nex).
WanderingTwix
Posting something good once in a full moon
- Location
- United Kingdom
What we really need is some ragnite-infused matè.
A Wise Hermit
Well, Sometimes.
Well knowing the amount of sugar in your standard bottle of Mountain Dew, it appears we have a winner; Which means that the drink would start looking a lot more like Nuka-Cola Quantum... Well, we now know how Quantums are really made now!
Omegastar
fear the {CENSORED}.
speaking of Mate the chocolate calorie mates does taste good.
Shashenka
Verified Water Sausage
FIxed that for you
Also i just had a thought if ragnite is so explosive couldn't we use it as explosive reactive armor for our vehicles? We don't even need to change the acronym it could just be called Explosive Ragnite Armor!
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- Location
- Anchorage, Alaska
That's damn genius!!! Problem is everything would be blue...even the metal gear! But if we do it right...maybe find a way to match the density of DU armor we could replace that dirty nuke with a cleaner version.
Then again everyone will freak the heck out due to the fact that our Metal Gear is "Alive" and very much capable of kicking ass and taking names!
"PRAISE.THE.SUN." Indeed!
Shashenka
Verified Water Sausage
Only thing that may be a problem is that it could make them think the Metal Gear is a giant valkyrian relic that we own. Also if they damage it and we repair it they might think we know how to repair and maybe even build valkyrian tech. This could lead to all sorts of interesting shenanigans such as it leading them to believe all our tech is valkyrian based.
Also i meant to say explosive ragnite armor at the end not explosive reactive armor
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