Hey
@konamikode I got another omake for you...
When I originally wrote Gecko's profile over on the other thread, I figured it would be boring to just put out everything there, so I deliberately chose to not completely explain everything in her sheet, and instead elaborate more on her character in omakes. Therefore chunks of her past and such are gonna have omakes dedicated to them.
This one was originally part of the other omake I posted, but I decided it didn't really fit with the tone of the previous one.
In true Metal Gear character fashion I wanted Gecko to have both some serious philosophical opinions... and also a bunch of ideas and mannerism's that were, goofy, insane, or straight up stupid.
The first omake was a look at her more serious side. (Although there were hints at the goofier bit.)
This omake on the other hand, Is very much just showing off some of Gecko's goofy ass beliefs and her doing goofy ass weird shit in the name of said beliefs.
To all of you other thread goer's, if your bothering to read this please tell me how I did, and if there is anything I can improve on. I want to improve as a writer and feedback really helps with that.
All right that's all I wanted to say before we got into the omake. So, here we go!
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To Become One With All Creation!
To achieve oneness between oneself and the cosmos. To obtain true understanding of the self, the universe, and one's place within it, and through this obtain mastery over the physical form.
This was the dearly cherished goal of the soldier known as Lazing Gecko. It had started within the smattering of Buddhist teachings she had incorporated into her worldview back in Vietnam. But it has since evolved into something else. A means of obtaining abilities beyond the ken of humanity, to break into that exclusive world which the only greatest warriors inhabited.
The logic behind this idea was as such. The universe was a vast system of who knows how many moving parts, each part defining itself through its actions within the greater whole. Movement made things stand out, defined things that would normally have blended into the background and helped to give shape to physical existence.
The soul, on the other hand, gave rise to the notion of "self," of identity, and to thoughts and feelings. These in turn served to isolate and define one's spiritual existence, to create a membrane that insulated oneself from the endless sea of memes that was humanity.
The mind was the bridge between body and soul, between the spiritual and the physical.
This was what Gecko believed at least.
She also believes that through sufficient training of the mind, body and soul, that one could achieve something miraculous.
Through her long journey to understand herself, she had gained control over her soul. Gecko was free to define her own identity and ideology within the memetic ocean of humanity, free from any unwanted influences.
The next step was to gain control over her mind via long periods of meditation and self-analysis. To be able to absolutely control her thoughts and rid herself of mental distractions in an instant.
Gecko felt that she had made a lot of progress in this area.
Finally, using her well-honed physique gained through a rigorous exercise regimen, combined with ironclad self-control gained through long hours of meditation, she would obtain absolute mastery over her own body. She would eliminate all excess motion from her movements and acquire conscious control over things such as her body temperature, her heart rate, and even her hormone output.
Finally, having achieved absolute control over the entirety of herself. She would bring her body and mind to a perfect stand still. Utterly ending the movements and thoughts that isolated her from everything else.
She didn't really know what would happen at this point, but she imagined it would probably be trippy as all hell, and that she would gain a deeper understanding of… everything, out of it.
Also, she might become God, so that was neat.
But she would never achieve any of this if she didn't do her daily meditation. So with all her training finished for the day, and plenty of sunlight left to burn, that was what she was going to do.
She just had to find an appropriate location and position.
She'd considered the command deck, or perhaps the motor pool strut. But in the end she had decided to set up shop outside the male barracks , this was definitely not because she wanted to covertly ogle them while they were still sweaty from training. She would never do something like that, not at all.
With her location scouted out, it was now time to select her pose.
The pose was a matter of utmost importance when it came to her meditation. Her pose was meant to test her dexterity and endurance (whilst also looking appropriately majestic and/or intimidating), so it had to be chosen very carefully! Should she sit in Lotus position? A hand stand? The Crab walk?
No! Today she would strike a T-pose! Not only would the pose test her ability to maintain absolute stillness in the face of muscle cramps. It would also serve to assert her dominance over the other soldiers!
Let it never be said that Lazing Gecko was not a brilliant mind.
Approximately three minutes after coming to a decision, Lazing Gecko had made her way to the male barracks and taken position. Her back was ramrod straight, her arms outstretched to either side of her body, eye's looking dead ahead into the distance, feet planted firmly at shoulder width, her mind empty and her headphones removed.
It was time to search for some enlightenment!
It would be a lot easier if her audience would remain silent and let her empty her mind though.
"Why is this woman staring at us?"
Idiot, she wasn't "this woman" she was a legend in the making, she was Lazing Gecko.
"Relax, that's just Gecko, she does that. Just be thankful she's doing it in plain sight and not under your bed."
For the record Smirking Tapir had totally deserved what had happened, what kind of soldier doesn't even check under their own bed for infiltrators?
Coincidentally Smirking Tapir may have also mocked your choice of weapon, but you couldn't cycle the action of a pump action shot gun by twirling it!
Well you couldn't do that with a lever action shotgun either… Unless you spent hundreds of hours practicing like she did.
Style points were worth the effort though, just ask Ocelot, there's no way he didn't spend weeks getting the revolver juggling thing down.
"Why is she doing this though?" and thus did "Dumb Rookie," as she had mentally designated him, continue to ask stupid questions.
Why do this? That was easy, enlightenment, superhuman bodily control, becoming one with the cosmos… pick a card, any card, all of them were valid.
"Something about "Becoming one with the universe" or something like that, apparently its some Buddhist thing she picked up in Vietnam." The other dude… what was his name? She wanted to say it was "Snuggling Gazelle…" Yeah she'd just go with that, he looked like a Snuggling Gazelle afterall, anyways Snuggling Gazelle was correct
Sure, the average Buddhist would set either themselves, or her, on fire if she explained her version of things to them, but he's technically correct in that it started in Buddhism.
"Is… is she even blinking?" Dumb Rookie asked.
"No, no she is not, apparently she isn't allowed to move at all when she does this and blinking counts as moving. Also I would recommend not making eye contact, some of us are pretty sure she's slowly gaining the ability to suck out your soul through your eyes."
Soul sucking vision? She didn't know she could do that! Maybe her efforts we're already paying off!
"That's pretty dumb." You have no right to be calling anything dumb, your codename was "Dumb Rookie" afterall.
Okay so maybe that wasn't official, but she would definitely petition the bosses for it as soon as she was done here.
"Man, there's a giant fucking robot over on one of the other struts, and a Bikini model who can phase through solid matter and breath through her skin in one of the holding cells. If Gecko spontaneously developed the ability to suck out your soul by eye-contact it would not surprise me at all."
Thanks for the show of faith Snuggling Gazelle, you are a credit to the organization.
Oh, they were leaving now... Good, dominance successfully asserted. Now… back to emptying her mind.
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Epilogue:
Lazing gecko would stand there in T-pose next to the male barracks for six more hours. She would disturb several new recruits with her cold dead stare of stillness and would even unnerve several more experienced operators.
She counted this as a successful assertation of her dominance over the common Diamond Dog.
Three minutes and six point two seconds into the seventh hour would see her randomly attacked in CQC by a passing Big Boss.
Due to her arm muscles having locked up, she failed to last as long she normally did.
Upon awakening she thanked Big Boss for the honor, and then departed to the cafeteria, after being chatted at and comfortably listening to some of her comrades, she left for her bunk and spent the remaining time before she went to sleep nursing a cold drink and listening to "Stone Cold Crazy" by Queen.
She did not achieve oneness with the universe on that day, nor on any day afterwards up to the present time, but she continues to make a new attempt every day without any sign of giving up.
Her petition to assign the codename "Dumb Rookie" to a recent recruit was soundly rejected. He was instead designated as "Doom Rooster."
To this day, she has failed to remember Snuggling Gazelle's real codename.
She just couldn't be bothered to.
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Word Count (Not counting my little spiel at the top of the post): 1387 words.
Bam. Done.
Tell me what you think if you bothered to read this. Critique helps me get better.