IWIW RWBY

Eventually he does his Final Smash, and knocks Yang down long enough for it to land. Then he basks in the adulation of the crowd. Does he not know Yang's Semblance, or is he up to something? Unclear. Yang recovers (of course) and beats him down to win the match, draining his Aura entirely.

It's probably worth noting that his final smash didn't just beat her down hard, it beat her down to exactly the edge of the defeat line. Like, we are seeing for some magic pixel stuff here.

So in other words he left her as strong as she possibly could be before he started showboating to the crowd.
 
Yeah, I have no doubt that was deliberate. They have been watching her all tournament. Mercury may have lost the match, but Yang was dancing to his tune the whole way. Or Cinder's tune as played by him.
 
The eight remaining doubles have selected a champion to represent them: Yang (presumably RWBY's second choice because goodness knows everyone just saw how versatile she wasn't), Sun, a total of three other randoms, Penny, Mercury, and Pyrrha
Fun fact, there were initially plans to have Pyrrha and Nora knock out Sun and Neptune, but they didn't have the time to animate it and Sun being there saved them a character design.
(For some reason they're replaying it in the stadium.)
Well Cinder did just step out...
 
V03C07 Beginning of the End

V03C07 Beginning of the End


Well, these episode titles are getting ominous.

After an audio-only sequence that implies a jewellery theft, Cinder has cornered Emerald in an alleyway. I presume there's context for this.

Emerald is understandably pretty antsy about being cornered. Cinder is, well, Cinder: smug and self-assured in telling Emerald that clearly she (Emerald) isn't the usual kind of thief because the usual kind can't nick jewellery while the jeweller is literally watching.

The next audio-only sequence includes Cinder saying "Follow me, and you'll never be hungry again." I can only presume this is meant to be Emerald's backstory. Certainly, being able to fool the senses like that explains what she did to Coco.

Now the two of them have met Mercury on the road. His legs are freshly bandaged.
Cinder: "I'm looking for Marcus Black."

Mercury: "There you go." (gestures to the dead body behind him as a house burns further back)
Cinder reveals they watched the death battle from the treeline and they're interested in recruiting him (Mercury). The song from V03C04 that backed the first part of Mercury and Emerald's fight with Coco and Yatsuhashi was, in hindsight, the former pair's villain song that foreshadowed all of this.

Next audio-only sequence. We knew Cinder was a horrible person, but she now reaches new confirmed levels with the unmistakable sound of slapping Emerald for daring to question her. Also Roman is there, but with even less context than usual.

Next video-equipped sequence. Team CEM seek an audience with Adam, who won't give them the time of day. I am feeling surprising amounts of schadenfreude at Cinder's continuing abject failure to butter him up because she's too used to buttering people up to realise that Adam is ideology-driven and immune to buttering. Blake is moments too late to see them leaving, and wouldn't it have made a few things simpler if she'd seen and remembered them. Sliding doors, eh.

Audio-only, Team CEM discuss their next steps. Cinder tells them that there is a plan and they have to stick to it exactly.

Video cuts in, at the same time the ambient background music cuts out, which makes me pretty sure we're done with audio-only. Somebody walks a horse along a road in the middle of nowhere. Seeing a child who stacked their bike on the road, the equestrian dismounts to offer aid. The bike rider looks like a much younger Emerald so I'm immediately getting bad vibes. Sure enough, the young Emerald is a hallucination and the real Emerald lurks beyond. The latter isn't perfect at masking the signs of her presence, which the equestrian picks up on but doesn't quite put the pieces together. She puts it together very fast when Emerald dispels the hallucination and comes at her, guns blazing.

Emerald is no match for the equestrian; in particular, the former's gunfire accomplishes about as much as Ruby ever has by shooting at Cinder. Emerald and Mercury combined present more of a challenge, especially when the equestrian's flamethrower-sceptre reveals that Mercury has had his lower legs amputated and replaced so burning him feet-first can't dissuade him from kicking her down. So she breaks out the glowy eyes and starts hovering in the air, no-selling absolutely everything they do, and weaponising every nearby element of nature against them.

Then Cinder sticks her oar in, knocking the equestrian out of the air with a barrage of deadly sharpened debris. She lands heavily, and Emerald makes her hallucinate that nobody's there. The hallucination is nowhere near perfect, but it gives Emerald and Mercury enough concealment to close to melee. In turn, they provide enough of a distraction for Cinder to prep her exploding-arrows trick. Once the equestrian clears her vicinity, Cinder blows her halfway to kingdom come. Only halfway - she still has the strength to brush CEM away, but not much more than that. She prepares to stab the downed Emerald, but forgot about Cinder, who shoots her in the back.

With the equestrian subdued, Emerald and Mercury hold her in place while Cinder walks right up and - oh my, is that a Grimm in her hand. Cinder's hand. Has a Grimm in it. That emerged from an Eye-of-Sauron visual effect that's been in both the V1 and V3 titles. And that's how Cinder steals the Maiden power from Amber. But only partially, because here's Qrow, who knocks Team CEM away. Cinder shows off that she did indeed get part of the power before Emerald vanishes them all and Cinder pulls another explosion trick (just like the ones she used all the way back in V01C01) to cover for its weakness at covering their escape.

So when Mercury was spooked by seeing Qrow back in Chapter 3, he really was desperately trying to preserve their cover - Qrow has seen all of CEM before, and Emerald wasn't even there to do an emergency hallucination. On the other hand, this presumes Qrow wasn't paying attention to them on television at all, and wouldn't do so even for Yang's finals match. (But then I guess how would they know Qrow would care about Yang - but surely everyone on Remnant would care about the finals...)

Okay, we're back to audio-only. Cinder is on the phone to I-hate-to-think-who reporting partial success and being told to press on. Think about it - Cinder's malevolent enough, what kind of person would be calling her shots?

Video returns. Adam orders his White Fang to give up on finding "her" (Blake), but any further explanation will never be known for at that point the commotion starts outside. Surprise, it's Team CEM. Half-Maiden Cinder is now powerful enough to deliver plata o plomo.



And now we pick up where last episode left off. With Yang under a wall of guns, the medics are next in to help Emerald help Mercury.

Cinder is impersonating a medic, and has procured an aircraft to impersonate an ambulance (and Neo to fly it), to divert Mercury away from anyone who might detect the ruse - for it was a ruse. Mercury's leg is not broken because the part that was "broken" is the part that was amputated; the prosthetic just needs repair. Emerald had a difficult time keeping enough hallucinations in place - they're meant to be single-target - but it's worked just fine. Everybody hates Yang, everybody's agitated, Grimm are responding to the agitation, and nobody suspects a setup.

Cinder and Emerald return to carry out the next phase. I really hate to think what that entails.

{{If this is the kind of emotional wreckage I'm in already, I'm probably not about to have a good rest of the Volume. Send cookies.}}



Next time: You're all halping! With an A!
 
So when Mercury was spooked by seeing Qrow back in Chapter 3, he really was desperately trying to preserve their cover - Qrow has seen all of CEM before, and Emerald wasn't even there to do an emergency hallucination. On the other hand, this presumes Qrow wasn't paying attention to them on television at all, and wouldn't do so even for Yang's finals match. (But then I guess how would they know Qrow would care about Yang - but surely everyone on Remnant would care about the finals...)
There's some kind of weird distortion effect that hides their faces when he turns to look at them. Don't know if that's Emerald being sloppy with her Semblance or Cinder doing some heat haze trick, but he doesn't actually know exactly what they look like. I'd still be worried he'd put the pieces together if he saw me again long enough if I was them, but apparently they decided to risk the TV appearances.
 
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Adam is ideology-driven and immune to buttering

Ohhhhh, if only...

wouldn't it have made a few things simpler if she'd seen and remembered them

Everybody hates Yang, everybody's agitated, Grimm are responding to the agitation, and nobody suspects a setup.

So when Mercury was spooked by seeing Qrow back in Chapter 3, he really was desperately trying to preserve their cover - Qrow has seen all of CEM before, and Emerald wasn't even there to do an emergency hallucination. On the other hand, this presumes Qrow wasn't paying attention to them on television at all, and wouldn't do so even for Yang's finals match. (But then I guess how would they know Qrow would care about Yang - but surely everyone on Remnant would care about the finals...)

He's legally listed as Yang's uncle, after all. It makes using Yang for this particular scam particularly reckless and stupid on Cinders behalf.

One thing about this volume. It loved giving the heroes near-chances to pull even a partial victory out of whats coming, and then dashed that faint hope. It was around this point that it really started getting obnoxious for me. The fact Qrow was utterly useless here when Yang needed him, the Mercury/Ruby encounter later that was pretty much because Mercury's a dick, and so on. "For FUCKS sake," was a common rant of mine in the coming episodes.
 
But only partially, because here's Qrow, who knocks Team CEM away. Cinder shows off that she did indeed get part of the power before Emerald vanishes them all and Cinder pulls another explosion trick (just like the ones she used all the way back in V01C01) to cover for its weakness at covering their escape.

So when Mercury was spooked by seeing Qrow back in Chapter 3, he really was desperately trying to preserve their cover - Qrow has seen all of CEM before, and Emerald wasn't even there to do an emergency hallucination. On the other hand, this presumes Qrow wasn't paying attention to them on television at all, and wouldn't do so even for Yang's finals match. (But then I guess how would they know Qrow would care about Yang - but surely everyone on Remnant would care about the finals...)
Emerald covered their faces and they changed their clothes by the present time, so they do have some cover still, but they're close enough to the end of the plan by now that running would make their situation worse.
I mean from a certain point of view the description isn't technically wrong.
 
There's some kind of weird distortion effect that hides their faces when he turns to look at them. Don't know if that's Emerald being sloppy with her Semblance or Cinder doing some heat haze trick, but he doesn't actually know exactly what they look like. I'd still be worried he'd put the pieces together if he saw me again long enough if I was them, but apparently they decided to risk the TV appearances.
Emerald covered their faces and they changed their clothes by the present time, so they do have some cover still, but they're close enough to the end of the plan by now that running would make their situation worse.
(checks) So there is. I think the accompanying sound cue signals Emerald doing an Emerald.
 
V03C08 Destiny

V03C08 Destiny


The titles appear to be juxtaposing Return of the Gears Motif with Eye of Sauron: The Grimmening in order to either contrast them or draw parallels. Or both.

Two of Atlas' finest guard the door to Team RWBY's dorm room as, within, Ironwood (understandably, but still saddeningly) doesn't believe any protests of innocence. The evidence is clear; and even if we know it isn't, and even if Ironwood somehow knew it wasn't, the public never would. Yang is disqualified.

Ironwood leaves. At least Yang has Team RWB to back her up. Or rather, Team RW. Blake is (also understandably) having flashbacks to Adam's spiral into being the Adam we know and loathe. Fortunately she pushes past it and takes Yang's word.

Team JNPR are also standing with Yang. During this, we are exposited at that Mercury's cover story is rushing back home to family, conveniently putting him out of reach for clarification.

Ruby encourages Pyrrha to "win one for Beacon". Ruby isn't exactly to know that Pyrrha also has a lot on her mind.

Nora you're not helping.

Nora implies that the remaining finals matches will be split across multiple days. Decent chance that was the plan all along, which makes even more of a mockery of the theory of giving the competitors no prep time - the remaining six have had a day to know they won't be facing Yang or Mercury; and Yang (if she wasn't framed) or Mercury (if he'd won) would have had three days to make plans to fight whoever won this next match, because the only way that fight wouldn't happen is if they drew opposite semi-finals and one or both of them lost. Of course, even using four arenas simultaneously would give prep time while the drawn finalists were moved there. And the winners would still have some time to plan hypothetical semi-finals (only three possibilities), and those winners would know they would face each other in the grand final. Because this is on global live television: good luck keeping results under embargo. And the sooner you schedule successive rounds to deny prep time, well.

It is now time for michaelb958's Tangentially Related Storytime.

A tennis match is divided into sets, which are subdivided into games, and further into points. Scoring of points in a game is weird (they count 15, 30, 40, basically-50 instead of 1, 2, etc. like everything else ever), but it boils down to you have to score four points and lead by two points to win the game. Similarly, to win a set you have to win six games and mostly you have to lead by two games. (There is no lead requirement for sets in the match; it's just best of three, or five.) The exception is if the set score reaches six games each, a "tiebreak game" is played, where points are tracked by normal numbers, the goal is a bit higher, and the winner wins the set despite leading only by one game.

As of 2022, the four major tournaments and the Olympics have all agreed on tiebreak games to 10 points (and leading by two). The longest known tiebreak game, in case you're wondering, was in 2013 and ended up with a scoreline of 36-34. There was a fair while that tiebreak games weren't played in the final set at many tournaments - there are reasons they changed, and here is the biggest one.

On 22 June 2010, John Isner (USA) and Nicholas Mahut (France) met for their first-round match at Wimbledon, best of five sets. They each won one of the first two sets. They each won one of the second two sets, by tiebreak game. The fifth set was delayed to the next day because it got dark. The next day's play alone would have set the record for the longest tennis match in history: by the time it got dark again, seven hours later, the fifth set was tied at 59 games each, which was so unbelievable that the electronic scoreboard had crashed at 47 each and some IBM programmer had to pull a late night to hotfix it.

On the third day (absolutely unheard of), there was a merciful end after slightly more than an hour as Isner pulled two games ahead to win the set 70-68, and with it the match. (Yet another reason this was a good thing was that IBM had advised that the hotfix wouldn't hold if anybody reached 73.) Isner had to play his second-round match the next day, against Theimo de Bakker (Netherlands), who had won his fifth set 16-14 and then had a day off. Isner was bundled out in the minimum three sets in the shortest singles match of the tournament to that point, and went straight home (withdrawing from doubles matches he was scheduled to play) to do literally anything except tennis. Mahut had to start a doubles match that very evening and he and his partner lost the first set before darkness fell; scheduling conflicts then gave him a much-needed day off, but they proceeded to win only the third set.

The point here is that athletes need rest between matches. Given that you also can't hope to embargo results from folks in attendance, or keep a tournament draw secret from those who will be split up for it (unless they'll play simultaneously, meaning you need multiple playing areas [which Amity Colosseum doesn't have], and unless they're co-located you'll still need to be careful about not letting them see each other on the way), the Vytal Festival Tournament's theory of not giving finals competitors time to prepare for each other is not even a theory, merely an unsupported hypothesis. Yes I do have opinions about the tournament structure. Clearly it must be hardcoded in a peace treaty, otherwise it would have been changed for the better by now.

Anyway, Nora, having conjured a comically heavy weightlifter's bar to make her point, proceeds to demonstrate the importance of knowing your weightlifting limits.

Ren is also unwittingly not helping. {{So this is where the apron originated. Thread, should I buy one? Closely followed by the memetic green smoothie. Thread, I will not buy those.}}

In which Nora, for once, makes a joke and then has to face the reality that it wasn't a joke.

Is this what Jaune has had to deal with this entire year? Sympathy increasing.



Qrow, I wasn't sure it was possible to be less helping than Ren, but you just got there. I hope this is some kind of bluff to get Yang angry enough to rule out her lying. I'm not sure that's a wise plan, but it would be a slightly respectable plan. The alternative is you actually think that, which would not be respectable.

Oh no, it's worse: Yang skips anger and goes directly to doubting her own sanity.

...because she saw Raven on the train last Volume and thinks she (Raven) is her (Yang's) vanished mother. If she's connected enough dots between there, Qrow's photo she saw a few Chapters ago, and the photo she's carried with her for ages, it might even be plausible.

Yang's logic is that Raven's sword on the train matches Raven's sword in Qrow's picture.

Qrow confirms it!?!

Raven apparently passes messages to Qrow from time to time ("whenever it suits her"), and last time one of those messages was for Yang.
"Why didn't you tell me sooner?!"

"I was trying to wait for the right time, and this sure ain't it. But I guess you deserve to know."
An exchange that could just as much apply to the entire thing. Anyway, the message for Yang is that 'she saved you once, but you shouldn't expect that kindness again'. Edgelord gonna edgelord, I guess.

Qrow encourages Yang to "move on" from being framed on global live television. When Yang understandably wonders to what to move on, Qrow says he reckons he can help Yang track down Raven in the future.



Pyrrha meditates outside the dining hall. Why there? We may never know. A dead leaf blows down to her feet, reminding her of the extra stakes piled upon her. Fortunately, Jaune has brought what I'm told the Americans call cotton candy. (In Australia, we call it "fairy floss".)

Nora and Ren wander around the corner and see this, whereupon Nora drags Ren straight back. Is she trying to save Ren from the wrath of a near-victim of the green smoothie? Is she just giving the dorks some space to do something? Or is it the result of Nora-logic, inscrutable to you or I?

Jaune confides to Pyrrha that she was the first person to believe in him - even his parents were more focused on planning for when he washed out of Beacon. (Understandably so. "Understandably so" seems to be the theme of this episode.) Pyrrha has a response, but forgets it and drops her pink fluffy sugar when she realises Jaune is holding her hand. Are the dorks doing something?

The dorks are snuggling. It's adorable.

Another leaf blows in, unfortunately reminding Pyrrha that she has concerns that aren't 'when is Jaune leaving'. "Do you believe in destiny?" she asks, leading in to waxing philosophic about destiny in order to lead in to asking his advice. It doesn't work - despite Jaune's best efforts at working out what she's going on about, she's in too much turmoil (or just too many implied NDAs) to make a coherent point.

Eventually, coherence emerges, perhaps by metaphor. Pyrrha tells him she's certain her destiny is to save the world by becoming a Hunter, but no longer certain that she can do it. Jaune, being Jaune, presents a straightforward answer: since when did the Pyrrha he knew back down from that kind of challenge? From that kind of destiny?

Pyrrha starts crying. Jaune wonders why, mistakenly tries to touch her again, and is Semblanced into the wall for his sins. That poor wall, Goodwitch is going to have to repair it again. Pyrrha realises what she's done, snaps straight back to horror, and flees; Jaune is too dazed and confused to stop her. My poor heart.



At the landing pad, Ruby meets Velvet, who is "working on her photography". The photographs centre on departing exchange students' weapons. Velvet expresses her sympathy for Yang, noting that most of the public haven't met a battlefield and shouldn't be passing judgement on battle, giving the example of Coco's "stress-induced hallucination" during her doubles match. Then she snaps a cheeky photo of Ruby, or possibly Crescent Rose.

Later, Ruby settles in for the next quarter-final, and is taken aback to see (all the way across the arena) Emerald also doing so. For some reason she (Ruby) decides the best response to this is to wander into the stadium's service areas. There, who should she meet but Mercury, looking suspiciously able-bodied. Mercury is unruffled.

As the two of them have a staring contest, it is announced that the next match (as selected by Cinder, not that Ruby knows that) will be Penny v Pyrrha. Ruby thinks about it, and reaches a conclusion she really doesn't like. "Polarity versus metal?" muses Mercury, "that could be bad." And Emerald's there to stir the pot. Yeah, I'm getting a bad feeling too.

Ruby reaches for Crescent Rose, doesn't find it (it isn't there; clearly Velvet can't have photographed it), and so is forced to do nothing against a doubtless-armed (legged??) Mercury. Pyrrha, in the arena, looks like she'd rather be anywhere else.

Thanks credits concept art, now I finally know what an "ahoge" is and I'm not gonna lie, it's much less hentai than I thought. Also Velvet's camera gets so much design attention you'd think it was her weapon; I guess flash photography can sort of be categorised as 'glows funny colours'?

(Now that I have a pretext to officially look, credits confirm that Qrow Branwen shares a family name with Raven [Branwen].)



Next time: Prophecy, fulfilled.
 
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Next audio-only sequence. We knew Cinder was a horrible person, but she now reaches new confirmed levels with the unmistakable sound of slapping Emerald for daring to question her.
Especially since the question was "Do we really need another person, can't it just be you and me working together?" Which sounds like Emerald is pretty attached and brings her and Mercury's petty sniping in their earlier appearances into a new light. She doesn't like competition for attention.

Thanks credits concept art, now I finally know what an "ahoge" is and I'm not gonna lie, it's much less hentai than I thought.
Yeah, it means something like 'foolish hair'. It's a pretty common piece of character design in anime and inspired works.
 
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Jaune confides to Pyrrha that she was the first person to believe in him - even his parents were more focused on planning for when he washed out of Beacon.

Wait, this brings up a point I have never considered before; How does Jaune's family think he got into Beacon in the first place? We all know he faked his transcripts to sneak his way in, but his family would know his actual level of skill and experience. Do they think that Beacon just has the absolute lowest standards for entry? I'm actually really curious now what has been running through their heads since they saw that acceptance letter.

Also I absolutely cannot judge his parents for not believing he'd succeed at Beacon when they know that he has no idea how this whole Hunter thing works.
 
God, could you imagine being in Pyrrha's position right now, though? In Fall, she was basically blasted with several world-shattering revelations in under half an hour:
  • Magic and the Maidens are real.
  • The highest levels of school faculty are part of a conspiracy.
    • A foreign headmaster slash military leader is also part of this conspiracy.
  • War is coming, but "not a war between nations". Either way, the decades of peace since the last war are about to go out the window.
  • The Fall Maiden had half her power stolen, and is now comatose on life support in the basement.
    • The conspiracy's plan to avoid the rest of the Maiden's power going to her assailant when she dies is to rip her aura out and shove it in you, a 17-year-old girl.
      • Based on what Qrow and Ozpin say, the potential side effects they're worried about could go up to the level of death of personality. ("The question is, what's that gonna do to you?" "There's no guarantee this transfer will work, and there's no telling if you will be the same person if it does.")
        • We need your answer to this terrifying choice we're pressuring you into before the end of the festival.
It's like, no wonder she's having a mental breakdown, right?

There, who should she meet but Mercury, looking suspiciously able-bodied. Mercury is unruffled.
Music fun facts corner: The score that plays from this point to the end of the episode is a dark reprise of the motif associated with Amity Colosseum, first heard in V3C1.
 
Also, the Branwen family is a giant ball of issues on top of issues built on a foundation of childhood trauma and miscommunication.
Ah, the !!fun!! kind of family.

I'm actually really curious now what has been running through their heads since they saw that acceptance letter.
Have they seen the acceptance letter? All we know about Jaune's family is that they exist; nothing yet about what they might think Jaune's doing.

God, could you imagine being in Pyrrha's position right now, though? In Fall, she was basically blasted with several world-shattering revelations in under half an hour:
  • Magic and the Maidens are real.
  • The highest levels of school faculty are part of a conspiracy.
    • A foreign headmaster slash military leader is also part of this conspiracy.
  • War is coming, but "not a war between nations". Either way, the decades of peace since the last war are about to go out the window.
  • The Fall Maiden had half her power stolen, and is now comatose on life support in the basement.
    • The conspiracy's plan to avoid the rest of the Maiden's power going to her assailant when she dies is to rip her aura out and shove it in you, a 17-year-old girl.
      • Based on what Qrow and Ozpin say, the potential side effects they're worried about could go up to the level of death of personality. ("The question is, what's that gonna do to you?" "There's no guarantee this transfer will work, and there's no telling if you will be the same person if it does.")
        • We need your answer to this terrifying choice we're pressuring you into before the end of the festival.
It's like, no wonder she's having a mental breakdown, right?
More like ten minutes, unless the lift went really slowly. It is a lot, and really not a great time to do it. You could even argue it was a bad time, and (given time constraints) they'd waited too long and missed any not-bad time.

Music fun facts corner: The score that plays from this point to the end of the episode is a dark reprise of the motif associated with Amity Colosseum, first heard in V3C1.
I like music fun facts corner. Keep 'em coming.
 
V03C09 PvP

V03C09 PvP


a note from the near future
Reader, I do not swear. Well, I'm Australian so "bloody hell" doesn't qualify, but I can about count on one hand the number of times I've used any of the seven dirty words, and the majority of those were quotations of other people. I've been playing this up in-thread by leaning into the meme of censoring the comparatively mild "h*ck". I'd like you to keep that in mind.

This episode is unusually short by Volume 3's standards - less than twelve minutes in total, where most of the others are around fifteen or sixteen minutes.

{{My heart rate is already climbing again.}}

Ozpin, in his office, watches as Penny and Pyrrha are selected for the second quarter-final.

If Pyrrha has approximately everything on her mind, Penny absolutely doesn't. What Penny classifies as pre-fight banter would be great any other time.

Meanwhile, below the arena, Ruby breaks the stare-off with Mercury to ask what's going on. Mercury says nothing, and blocks Ruby's attempts to get around him.

Penny is ready. Pyrrha is arguably not. Ironwood, JNR, and Emerald watch on from first class as Penny gets all her floating swords out and the fun begins.

"Showtime," says Mercury, and starts taking Ruby seriously. Ruby attempts to Semblance past him - no, at him, which was the worse idea because we know how well Ruby doesn't fare in unarmed combat. If she was banking on Mercury still being injured to some degree, well, that was a bad assumption given he was on his feet (both of them) and having no visible problems. Ruby, on the floor, tries to call for backup; Mercury shoots her phone out of her hand. Ruby is just not making great choices here. The perils of being in the fight instead of a comfy chair watching.

Pyrrha is holding her own, which is pretty impressive when Penny has about six times as many weapons (even if you count Pyrrha's shield) and can use them all at once. All watching are appropriately impressed, except Jaune, who looks worried for her (Pyrrha), and Emerald, who is preparing to do Emerald things. It is unclear whether Pyrrha had a Semblance control problem there or Emerald just made her think she did.

Ruby eventually presses the fight to Mercury hard enough to get past him and make a break for ...somewhere. For someone with a speed Semblance who's willing to use it at the drop of a hat, she's great at not using it when required by the plot.

Pyrrha, being unquestionably the more skilled fighter than Penny, adapts and overcomes, knocking Penny back a fair way. Penny is not about to take that lying down, and during her next charge uses floating swords to relieve Pyrrha of her weapon and shield; she has to use her Semblance to recover the former.

Penny preps all her swords again. And now Emerald does Emerald things, multiplying their number beyond comprehension as seen by Pyrrha and Pyrrha alone. Pyrrha, left with nowhere to dodge to, no shield to block with, and no coherent thought with which to wonder where all the extra swords came from, has to resort to overclocking her Semblance to push away the thousands of floating swords flying at her. In reality, there are only a very-low-double-digit number, so Penny herself takes the brunt of the magnetic wave.

And that probably would have been fine if Penny had been literally anyone else. But Penny is not anyone else; she's made of metal. She somehow keeps her position and footing, but is Gaussed beyond belief. And then, while she's wounded and stunned (at best), she's not controlling her (heavy) swords, and their cables aggressively tangle around her.

And that's how Penny Polendina is fucking butchered on global live television.

Suffice to say that audiences the world over are horrified. The Grimm of Mountain Glenn signal the charge towards Amity.

Don't ask me how Ruby worked out what happened with only muffled audio cues, but she did. Ah, oh dear, she reached an arena entrance just in time to bear witness. Oh god Ruby. Even Mercury doesn't bother to shoot her in the back while she's incapacitated with grief.

(Ruby has been doing a brilliant job all show of being a surrogate for the mood of the audience.)

Oobleck demands to know why it's all still being broadcast to the world. The back room says they've lost control and can't stop or change what's being broadcast. Then Cinder sticks her oar in, changing the broadcast to a static image of a black queen chess piece (on a red background, to maximise the damage to viewer subconsciouses) with a voiceover by herself lying through her teeth to cast literally everything since Penny's very creation in the worst possible light.

As either a parting gift from Cinder or a normal measure she locked them out of, an automated announcement tells everybody in the floating stadium how many Grimm are about to drop in, sending the primed crowd into sheer terrified panic and thereby setting in motion the fulfilment of its own prophecy. Ironwood finally makes it to the commentary box and starts trying to calm the situation, which derails as soon as it starts because a Giant Nevermore shows up and starts pecking at the forcefield roof. Sun and Coco are not smart enough to realise that one Giant Nevermore can't possibly constitute this level of threat; Ren has to tell them.

Goodwitch and Qrow run to Ozpin's office. Ozpin dismisses them to the city, and brooks no argument. He then calls Ironwood and insists that his army now serve its damn purpose.

One of the big ships is not in any condition to, because Neo has been having her way with the place en route to breaking Torchwick out of his cell. "Well, it's about time," says Torchwick in a way I can't possibly not read as a StarCraft reference. He then pilots that ship to casually shoot down the other two. So the plan that started with "get sent to Guantanamo Bay" ends with "naval-invade Florida as another crisis on the pile". Ironwood, what have (or haven't) you been teaching your aircrews that even the second target didn't see that coming?

Multiple VTOLs arrive at Beacon's landing pad. Are they Atlas' finest, here to help? Are they preparing to ferry students about? No, it's Adam and his minions. Just when you thought this couldn't get any worse. Correction, it's even worse: the next one has actual Grimm in it. How do you get Grimm to play nice in a VTOL?!



Next time: Suddenly, Dark Souls!
 
No, it's Adam and his minions. Just when you thought this couldn't get any worse. Correction, it's even worse: the next one has actual Grimm in it. How do you get Grimm to play nice in a VTOL?!

The How will be mostly explained via implication later.

He then calls Ironwood and insists that his army now serve its damn purpose.

Note that James' response to the phone call was trying to insist he could explain Penny. Because James has terrible priorities.
 
I have mixed feelings about Penny's death here that I'll get into more later, I think. It definitely achieves its goal of being shocking and signalling to the audience that we are taking a hard tonal swerve here and it did have some successful build up.

Then Cinder sticks her oar in, changing the broadcast to a static image of a black queen chess piece (on a red background, to maximise the damage to viewer subconsciouses) with a voiceover by herself lying through her teeth to cast literally everything since Penny's very creation in the worst possible light.
The fun thing is dissecting this speech and trying to determine how much of it is an outright lie and how much is what Cinder actually believes. I mean, she knows Pyrrha and Yang are innocent but what does she think about Penny's purpose, for example?

Next time: Suddenly, Dark Souls!
For some reason I quite like this next episode stinger.
 
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Have they seen the acceptance letter? All we know about Jaune's family is that they exist; nothing yet about what they might think Jaune's doing.

I mean, Jaune just said that they think he's going to wash out of Beacon as part of his saying that Pyrrha is the first person to believe in him and he has no reason to lie to Her about that. So presumably they know he is there, the question really is just what did they think was going on?

"Showtime," says Mercury, and starts taking Ruby seriously. Ruby attempts to Semblance past him - no, at him, which was the worse idea because we know how well Ruby doesn't fare in unarmed combat

I would like you to keep this fight in mind for the future. Won't say why since spoilers, just please do so.
 
This will be important later :p
The How will be mostly explained via implication later.
I would like you to keep this fight in mind for the future. Won't say why since spoilers, just please do so.
(scribbles notes)

Note that James' response to the phone call was trying to insist he could explain Penny. Because James has terrible priorities.
To be very, very fair, that's an important bridge to mend. But I do agree that it was a lower priority at that time than, well, (gestures at everything).

The fun thing is dissecting this speech and trying to determine how much of it is an outright lie and how much is what Cinder actually believes.
I have no doubt that some would find that fun. But I'd kinda rather not try to get inside Cinder's head. The outside is scary enough.

For some reason I quite like this next episode stinger.
Thanks! I'm unreasonably proud of some of them. It helped, in this case, that Super Mario Odyssey had already given me a frame of reference for 'Dark Souls interrupt'.

I mean, Jaune just said that they think he's going to wash out of Beacon as part of his saying that Pyrrha is the first person to believe in him and he has no reason to lie to Her about that. So presumably they know he is there, the question really is just what did they think was going on?
...Sometimes I'm very smart; sometimes I'm really not. So yeah. Seven sisters, and they all probably have a tarnished opinion of Beacon because it admitted their idiot brother.
 
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