Is this a song about Team RWBY now? Or is it about Salem way back? You decide!
Huh, have we had a Chapter title with a comma, where the bit after the comma wasn't just "Part 2"?
(checks) Yes, there were two? V04C09 "Two Steps Forward, Two Steps Back" and V07C09 "As Above, So Below". This is the first (and only) one with
two commas. Massive bonus points for Oxford comma.
Okay, so, where's Jaune in all this? He knows that Team RWBY all fell before he did, and chronological separation doesn't seem to matter too much because Weiss and Blake linked up first. His juxtaposition with Neo really early on is a little concerning.
Hol' up, when Alyx leaves the beach at the end of the titles there is a second set of footprints to indicate that someone already has. Between that, Crescent Rose washing up just after, and the clocks, methinks there's a real good timey-wimey ball going on.
Anyway, Team RWBY get a military escort up to the
Red Crimson Castle. Ruby justifies it as "the Red King helped Alyx". The others aren't so sure. The drumming would have long since gotten on my nerves.
This is a really conspicuous shot of a butterfly above them.
Oh my goodness, the halberds are also trumpets. I really should not be so surprised.
Presenting: The Red King. ...Oh no Ruby. We can tell that royal protocol is extinct on Remnant, can't we. Safe to say that the Last King of Vale didn't foresee that being a problem that someone might have down the track.
Okay, this is the Red
Prince, and there is no Red King. I presume there has been a succession recently. (As much as 'recently' has any meaning down here...?) This chap really needs someone to teach Him some manners.
Team WBY are just as incapable of keeping their observations to themselves. This does bait a guard into revealing that "[their] kind" are responsible for the Red Succession.
The Red Prince takes an instant and probably-irrational disliking to Weiss. Weiss wonders out loud if she was ever that bad. I'm thinking probably yes.
The game of wheels-on-the-bus continues apace as two guards present the newest royal birthday gift, "acquired by us and only us with no help at all". ...Okay, maybe that's a good thing, because I realised a split second before the guards did that it's green and that's going to clash terribly with literally everything around here.
THAT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. Scoreboard: The last thing Ruby had of Penny has been cast aside like last week's rubbish, and the guards who dared to present it in
green have been
summarily executed.
Ruby, being Ruby, tries to get another in with the Red Prince:
"W-wait! Well maybe we can help cheer you up."
"Hmm. Beheading people does cheer me up, but go on."
A stark reminder of the stakes of the conversation.
"We heard you like to play games."
It looks like He does.
All of the ridiculous number of bells in the Crimson Castle's ridiculously tall bell tower are ringing. I presume the party is on. That same butterfly enters the tower (avoiding being pasted by any bells) and flies
down up along down(?) the hollow centre - at the lower(?) levels the bells are replaced by halberd-trumpeting guards - as the camera follows it to reach a position looking down on the Red Prince's dual-purpose throne-room-games-room.
As Ruby walks before the throne, the Red Prince bids her make a request to be wagered on the game, and tells her "There's always a catch.". Ruby, after a scare where she takes compliment-advice from Little which could easily have gone way worse than it did, requests that He help them reach "the tree". He is not impressed, which I think is because he's feeling a bit lazy, but agrees, emphasising the "if" in "if you win". Only then does Ruby ask how the game is played. The entire royal court laughs. Uh oh.
The rules appear fairly simple:
- Each player may move every pawn one space each turn.
- Whoever gets the most pawns to the other side of the board wins.
- To take over a space, you must dispose of whoever occupies it.
I severely doubt that it's actually that simple. The first complication to become apparent is that the "pawns" have their own sentience: The Red Prince's appear to have better morale (and possibly equipment) than Ruby's, in white.
The second is that Ruby is short a few pawns. After some thought, the Red Prince ominously proclaims "How perfect that you brought along friends to play, then," and proceeds to pull out some sorcery that shrinks Team WBY to pawn-scale and deploys them on the board. Now what could possibly go wrong here.
Little is pretty pleased to have additional "Little"s. Blake, atypically, seems to recover fastest from her sudden jaunt through the air, instructing Ruby to focus on winning the game.
More trouble starts brewing: the white pawns think Team WBY "look stupid". I fear a mass desertion. ...Apparently not immediately.
"No-one's going to get hurt," asks Ruby, "right?" The Red Prince does not answer at all, leaving the implication very clear; he instead offers Ruby the first turn.
Ruby directs one of her pawns to advance. In the close quarters of the game board (closer than I thought - half of it must have actually been the surrounding table), this immediately involves trying to fight a red pawn. Rather as I expected, the red pawn wins easily. (The defeated pawn is removed by magic stretcher, implied to be merely defeated rather than dead.) Her next three moves all go the same way.
Ruby then orders Weiss in, with much better results. As I expected, the Red Prince takes that poorly. "Beginners' luck," He lies through his teeth, "doesn't bother me...", before asking Ruby why exactly she (and her companions) want to go to the really big tree. Ruby answers that they want to go home and that's their best option. Then she moves Yang (who looks really low-detail here - is that intentional art style, and if so, why only now?), with Weiss-like results. The balance of morale is changing, which is good.
The Red Prince asks Ruby how exactly she knows about what the tree might be able to do. Oh, I'm calling it now, He gets really angry when He finds out they think Alyx is some kind of hero (even if they don't). Ruby manages to avoid revealing anything important, then has Blake advance one space; Blake also easily takes down a red pawn. The Red Prince sounds angry even at what Ruby did have to give away.
The white pawns are now motivated enough to request orders. Ruby lets them advance, to positive results. The Red Prince asserts His turn and orders his pawns to advance, to negative results. Turns out all that the white pawns needed was examples that they
could win.
The Red Prince throws a tantrum. He only flips his throne, rather than the table, but it's probably only a matter of time. Then He thinks to ask:
"Wait - what type of creatures did you say you are, again?"
I don't think they ever did say in the first place. Neat rhetorical trick. I reckon Little 'helpfully' answers. ...Nope! Ruby dissembles by stating Blake (faunus) and Little (mouse) first, but can't avoid finishing the sentence with herself, Weiss, and Yang being humans. Everyone in red or a pawn freaks right out, which even I saw coming from a mile away.
The Red Prince's face is cracking, that cannot be good. He declares that Team RWBY must have cheated and orders "Get them!". The white pawns also respond to that order, so Team WBY determine that the rules have been suspended and defend themselves to the best of their ability. Which is, wow, how did anyone think that the pawns had a chance?
And here come the lyrics! It was pretty good music even without them, so.
...Okay, Team WBY may have peaked early. At Blake being put in a bad position, Ruby protests that they're going to get hurt, to which the Red Prince asserts the suspension of the rules because it's his birthday, and for an encore pulls the previously defeated pawns out of storage as reinforcements. Blake avoids a sticky end for now, but Yang gets dogpiled by the new arrivals.
Blake and Weiss are soon forced back to separate corners of the table, Blake needing to reload at an inconvenient time. The Red Prince gloats in His victory and tells Ruby to "give up already" (or asks it with an implied only correct answer, same difference). Ruby probably thinks about it for a moment, then refuses and orders Team WBY to "Kick their wooded
butts!", which I think is about the closest that Ruby has ever gotten to the swear word quota.
Team WBY find their second wind. Weiss creates gravity Glyphs to allow Blake safe passage (walking upside-down) over to Weiss' corner of the board, then retreats to her own Glyph to summon a spectral Giant Nevermore that rains deadly sharpened feathers on many pawns trying to join the dogpile on Yang. Blake, on her way by, swats most of the dogpile off, allowing Angry Yang to shake off the rest of it.
For some reason the pawns are resetting? Or fighting amongst themselves as usual? Or something? Or are these a new batch pulled from the royal reserves? I don't really know what's going on. What I do know is that they took their eyes off Team WBY. Now Weiss is holding the other end of Gambol Shroud's ribbon and they're going to do the old slingshot trick (from about the last time we saw a Giant Nevermore). This time the shot is Yang. ...Yang wielding, you know Weiss has the Trailer Armour summon? Weiss summoned its sword in Yang's hands. This is going to be extremely metal.
(It is.)
Now the Red Prince flips the table.
The edges of the throne-room-games-room's floor are actually nowhere near the edges of the room: the intervening space - most of the area inside the walls - is bottomless pit. Pawns and the table rain into the void as Ruby Semblances over (with Little) just in time to catch her still-shrunken teammates. No! There's been enough falling!
The Red Prince threatens to have her (and possibly the others - pronoun "you" is unclear) executed unless she/they concede/s. What are the chances that conceding gets them executed anyway? Ruby calls out the tantrum in as many words, asserts that they won (which they really did, which was more impressive with the other side making the rules to their benefit), and demands that He fulfil His end of the bargain. You will be shocked to learn that He instead calls for "their heeeeeads!".
The technicolour cat fades into being eyes-first near the dais that hosted the table. (Its eyes briefly appeared back when everybody was freaking out that Team RWY were humans.) They proceed, after vague seeming-threats about the purpose for which the Red Prince was "put on this Acre", to talk Him out of executing anyone. When Ruby brings up that Team WBY are still shrunken, the cat makes a feline-tinged simile about the Red Prince's promises (...did he ever actually promise to unshrink them?
(checks) ) and recommends Team RWBY+L leave before He changes His mind about merely banishing them.
Ruby deliberates a bit too long before following the cat out: the Red Prince declares "They're finished!", which the Red Guard all interpret as capital writ.
There follows a brief chase sequence through the castle that a Kaizo Mario Galaxy speedrunner (yeah, those exist, I'm certain of it) would struggle to wrap their mind around with practice, never mind Ruby Rose with no prep time or even warning. Is that what the bell tower was foreshadowing? Speaking of which, the butterfly shared a primary colour - cyan - with this cat, so maybe there's a relationship there. Anyway, after a bit they dive into what the cat says is a passage out of the castle, managing to simultaneously shake the guards.
As the cat becomes the latest to ask Ruby what her intentions are, Ruby is crawling down the narrow passage on her hands and knees. It's possible she pocketed her companions somewhere, but I haven't seen them since before she Semblanced out of the throne-room-games-room so they may have fallen victim to some trickery. ...Scratch that, while checking I saw Yang and Blake in the back of her scarf just after entering the passage. And here they all are now in the back of her scarf.
Blake is either not actually scared of mice (just shaken and unsettled by the mortal peril of Chapter 1), or doing a masterful job of controlling that fear while riding next to Little who is now bigger than her.
The cat gets real close and personal with Scarf Gang when Blake mentions the Red King; they're curious to know how they know of Him. They purr a little,
which I half-remember from somewhere started as a mechanism for cats to lull their prey to sleep for easier killing before being hijacked as a mechanism for making the humans keep doing what they're doing (this was almost certainly a natural-intelligence hallucination on my part, my bad!).
The cat doesn't get an answer, so they say some confusing stuff before weird-teleporting everyone out.
Everyone's back in the clearing where the Red Guard first caught up to Team RWBY. The difference is they've gained a technicolour cat and Team WBY are still shrunken. Yang is buoyed to know that there
was a Red King. Blake is worried that there no longer is. Weiss just mutters about how they are instead "stuck in [the stupid story]'s stupid sequel". Little is asleep, allaying my fears about the writers having forgotten that they were doing that once per Chapter.
The cat interrogates Ruby some more. Ruby grumpily answers (again) that they're humans, to which the cat says that "the others I've met" were more interesting before getting distracted by another butterfly, this time in yellow instead of cyan. Something about Weiss' latest grumbling finally gets Blake to twig that this is the exact Curious Cat that helped Alyx escape the Ever After. As the Curious Cat goes after more insects, Yang shouts for Ruby to go after it, which she does. For comedic purposes, Little now wakes up and panics a little at the thought of a cat, before settling down at the realisation that it's the Curious Cat and declaring that they need a nap now.
Even accounting for a minute of credits sequence, there's still a minute of episode, so what happens now?
Far away, the Jabberwalker gallops over a bridge between two Acres. Shortly thereafter it cuts itself on some sharp grass (or maybe it was a pre-existing injury from Yang). As it stops for self-repairs, a meteor impacts heavily just over the next hill. The meteor looks purple, but so do the clouds in this Acre so who knows for sure. Don't tell me this is Jaune arriving.
No, it's Neo arriving. How could I have forgotten about Neo? She tests her Semblance by briefly becoming Ruby and then Cinder (the two people she most wants to murder). Then she notices the Jabberwalker heading her way, immediately clocks it as bad news, and Semblances up an army of herself (which is a new trick, I think). This seems to panic the Jabberwalker.
Next time: A bad trip.