Volume 9 watch status: Complete. Posting will now commence.
Next time: Chapter defies summarisation.
Narrator: "This is the story of a girl who had a
lot of problems." And with that, heartbeat noises, that gradually accelerate as the sound of wind rushing by grows louder.
Please welcome the first-person perspective of Ruby Rose, in a series of disjointed flashbacks(?) from the last two Chapters over increasingly frantic background music: Cinder making herself known; Yang falling; Crescent Rose falling; Ruby herself falling despite Blake's best efforts.
The main sound is Ruby's breathing as she keeps falling, now in her very own liminal space (so maybe she's floating instead of falling...). The starry ambience that marked the top hemisphere of the Central Location (the bottom hemisphere was blackness) now spans the full sphere around her. The golden motes are all around, too; one is close enough to touch, revealing them to be not just harmless but fully clippable.
Here's Neo, who is still very,
very mad if the way she tries to beat up Ruby is any indication. Ruby grabs both Neo's wrists to defend herself. Neo disguises as Oscar, so Ruby attempts to toss her away. Neo now disguises as Yang and resumes the beating, pausing partway through to change disguises to Penny
. Yep, Neo still doing Neo things.
Ruby eventually manages to fling Neo away for good (the disguise breaks), but in the meantime it is confirmed that they both really are still falling rather than floating (so the motes are falling with them), as that looks like ground below them and it's rushing closer.
Okay, maybe it's just green smoke or something. The screen whites out as they both fall in and start breathing it.
After a sizable hiatus, it is once again time for
michaelb958's Tangentially Related Storytime.
Contrary to popular belief, Britain has produced science fiction media other than Doctor Who. One example was
Blake's 7, which the BBC aired between 1978 and 1981. The basic premise of the thing is that Roj Blake leads a band of guess-how-many improvised revolutionaries against the tyrannical Federation, and runs into interpersonal conflicts because he's the only ideologically-dedicated revolutionary amongst them.
I bring this up due to what my father calls British episodic television - at least the sci-fi part - being well ahead of its American equivalent circa 1980 in doing things like 'changing up the status quo'. As an example, Star Trek: Voyager (seven seasons) was clinging to its status quo as late as 2000 despite how little sense one could accuse that of making. Contrast Blake's 7, which by its second season (of four) was picking main characters to kill off. When I'm feeling snippy I like to say that this was because shows with less budget for special effects had to get good at writing instead, but honestly we all know that you're not even guaranteed one of those things.
The biggest one Blake's 7 did was killing off Blake for the third season. Yes, you read that right. The root cause was that the actor wanted out, but the character wasn't recast like others (albeit minor) had been and would be, and they didn't so much as change the name of the show to reflect that it no longer had a Blake - they just went on.
My thesis here is that not only would it not be impossible that we never saw Team RWBY again, but it wouldn't even be unprecedented in episodic audiovisual media. Fortunately, it does not appear to be the case.
The sky is orange over that jungle beach we saw briefly post-credits last time. Someone (Yang?) is shouting Ruby's name, but very distantly. If Yang did all this first (by minutes), it would make some sense that she recovered first, but how would she know to look for Ruby? Did she see Ruby falling in? Has she (Yang) lost her own mind and is clinging to the last thing she coherently thought of? Is this just Yang's last vocalisation echoing in Ruby's head and the actual Yang has nothing to do with it?
Another shout doesn't percolate into Ruby's conscious mind but does wake her up. I see we've left first-person. Ruby looks around. Weird beach, orange water (maybe just reflecting the sky), two suns(!). She climbs to her feet, which we see from a camera angle positioned just inside the jungle, which surely isn't foreshadowing anything (/s).
Back into first-person briefly to pan down from the really big tree in the distance. This is Ruby's 'I am completely lost' face.
Ruby treks into the jungle. I don't know nearly enough about wilderness survival to comment on whether this is a good idea, and even if I did, how much of it would even apply here, because have a gander at this wacky wildlife. Case in point, this flightless bird that jumps and wails as she walks by.
Ruby advances further into the jungle, and soon arrives in an extremely-similar miniature clearing with an extremely-similar wailing/babbling bird. ...Wait, the bird is
laughing.
As Ruby advances for the second time, her shadow brushes over a mouse dozing on some kind of psuedo-rock formation, which takes very minor notice.
The bird hasn't stopped laughing when Ruby arrives in the miniature clearing for the
third time. Clearly normal spacetime doesn't apply here. The mouse is now awake, and has a transitionless mini-montage of reactions as Ruby keeps walking by. After a hopefully single-digit number of attempts she gives up and sits down under a tree to curl up and start crying.
You thought we were doing the 'imply character is crying by showing tears falling on the ground' thing again? Surprise, it's started raining in the jungle. Although given that normal spacetime doesn't apply here, maybe the crying has caused the rain.
The mouse from earlier is attempting to pull some kind of root vegetable out of the ground; the mismatch of scale means it's not having a good time. Ruby locks on to a problem she can actually solve, offering the mouse one hand (it climbs on) and extracting the vegetable with the other. It has the appearance of a strangely-shaped block of cheese. I wouldn't eat that. The mouse does, with gusto.
"Now if only you could help me..." mutters Ruby to herself. First vocal line of the Chapter (other than Yang's which was sampled from a previous Chapter). It only took four-and-a-half minutes, more than a quarter of the runtime. Not that this is a bad thing; as precedent, note the film WALL-E, which went quite a while before its first vocalisation, and even longer before one that wasn't just a character's name.
The mouse finishes its mouthful, looks at Ruby and says "I could try!". Well doesn't that beat all.
Ruby screams in shock, so so does the mouse. They both take deep breaths after a few seconds; the mouse recovers first and asks why Ruby's yelling. Ruby has no words to articulate it. I'm actually not sure whether this counts as Comedy™ or actual comedy.
The mouse wonders whether Ruby wants to share, and seems profoundly disappointed at having to give up most of the vegetable even as they concede "it's only fair". To be fair, I'd sound disappointed too. Ruby apparently wouldn't eat that either, or perhaps reckons she could just grab another one from the patch; she now finally finds her words again:
"No, that - that's alright, uh - I guess... I've just never really spoken to a - a mouse before...?"
"Hmmm... Well, I guess I've never spoken to a... you before. ...What are you?"
Isn't that a question. Aside from the somewhat obvious difficulties of answering it without inadvertently being racist (to faunus or otherwise), it implies that nothing the like of a human or faunus has been here in living memory.
Ruby tries answering with "a human", which results in murine confusion. Followup attempts of "a girl" and "a Huntress" only confuse her interlocutor more: "That's a lot of things..." Ruby tries again, giving her name. The mouse immediately mistakes it for her "purpose". This is going to continue to be an interesting conversation with these vastly different frames of reference.
The mouse apparently doesn't have a name yet because they're "still young". Ruby dubs them Little. I'd say I've seen that film, except I haven't. They are somewhat confused about how to verb that adjective; it seems that the culture here gives names that are verbs describing the "purpose" of the named being.
Ruby doesn't answer the question, instead getting caught in an unseen flashback; she asks Little (name pending confirmation) if any other "people... humans, like me" have been seen. Little wonders if Ruby's talking about copies of herself, and between the two of them they can't communicate the concept of 'mostly like Ruby', reinforcing for us the continual gulf in understanding between them. Ruby attempts to explain the distinguishing features of Yang and Blake, making the assumption that Little even knows what "blonde" and "hair" are while forgetting the obvious-in-hindsight minor matter that a mouse is not likely to react well to anything cat-related (and in her recovery making the even shakier assumption that Little would have any clue what a "cartoon" is).
Little doesn't confirm or deny having seen anything like Ruby, but recommends returning to their village to ask around. They also guilt-trip Ruby into pulling up a few more vegetables.
Another shot of the twin suns, one slightly smaller than the other. Do these symbolise Remnant and moon?
Pan down to treetops full of wailing birds (okay so either they can fly, they're brilliant at climbing, or the local excuse for spacetime is on their side) as somebody talks; firstly Blake, then Weiss starts (shamefully, I needed two guesses at the latter). They're looking for "Gambol Shroud", which I infer (and happen to {{know}}) to be (the other half of) Blake's weapon. We finally have a
second primary-canonicalized weapon name! It only took 105 Chapters.
Just like Ruby, neither Blake nor Weiss has any idea where they are or what's going on. However, they have the data point of having linked up after Falling, so they can be confident that Ruby and Yang are also here somewhere.
Oh no, Blake wants to know what else Weiss saw in the Central Location. Weiss will either have to either clam up, or break it to her about Penny. Weiss picks the former option, only wanting to tell this story zero or one times.
Cue finding Blake's gun lodged in a heap of spiked vines. I predict it will not be easy to retrieve it. Weiss reports that she's low on Dust, implying that they can't burn their way in.
Cue montage. Blake has considerable difficulty trying to pull a vine out of the mass. Weiss has better luck slashing some away, but she's still tired from the battle she came from and has to take a moment to catch her breath, during which the vines regrow and undo all her progress.
Blake now climbs a nearby tree and tries to reach her gun from the side. Weiss is reduced to cheerleading. It takes some serious stretching, but Blake eventually manages to brush the weapon a little closer. This angers the vines, which reach out to engulf both of them, exactly as I was expecting to happen at some point.
Cue an army of Little-style mice to rush in, cheering, and declare that their trap was successful. I have no idea what they were trying to trap but I severely doubt it was these two. Weiss is hung up on the mice talking; Blake has bigger concerns (a cat cornered by mice definitely clears the bar for actual comedy).
Naturally, Ruby arrives back at the mouse village to find Weiss and Blake strung up in preparation for being burned at the stake or something similar. Ruby is almost completely immobilised by shock (particularly to see Weiss); she can only awaken Little, who was asleep in her scarf. "Oh, hey, it's your cat friend," says Little, and then realises they said "cat" and has a little panic.
The misunderstanding is quickly cleared up: Little tells the story of how they unsaddened Ruby and then Ruby extracted the entire cheese-plant (how did I not see that it was cheese? I was so close!)
by herself!. (So why exactly was Little sent out as a foraging party of one?) One of the audience faints dramatically. The mouse-in-charge fearlessly scampers over to Blake, now with both parts of Gambol Shroud, to profusely apologise for the misunderstanding and the actions that sprang from it. Blake accepts.
While Team RWB are here, they ask about Yang. Yang has not been seen here.
Ruby explains to her teammates that she was trying to get to the cliff and get her bearings from higher ground. Not sure if that would even work when normal spacetime doesn't apply here, but what else can you really do? Cue Little to appear on Blake's shoulder and declare a willingness to be their guide. This startles Blake a bit; there are multiple perfectly good explanations for this, but 'cat scared of mice' is definitely the funniest.
Smash cut to Little fast asleep in Ruby's scarf again. At least they're on a path now, says Blake.
Blake is worried for Yang, who has been here (wherever the h*ck 'here' is) the longest. Ruby asks Weiss if anyone else fell. (She means Penny, doesn't she.) Weiss still doesn't want to tell that story yet, deflecting by saying they should find Yang first.
Ruby starts saying something else but is cut off by an utterly terrifying roar. Team RWB run towards it - of course - and are taken aback to discover what looks - and sounds - like the Hound's wackier-but-that-makes-it-scarier cousin. Weiss and Blake draw their weapons; so would Ruby have, if she still had it.
Whatever the h*ck this thing is abruptly charges for them. Blake engages first, and it trivially grabs her weapon. Any further combat is forestalled by Yang taunting it (but looking exhausted, and down her prosthetic arm) and bouncing a rock off its head. It retreats.
Weiss and Blake run off somewhere - after it? Ruby wants to reunite with Yang, but Yang isn't in the mood:
"Damn it... You weren't supposed to be here."
"If you thought we wouldn't come for you then you must have forgotten who raised me."
Go Ruby! Yang pulls the "You wouldn't believe me if I told you" card (with which she has recent experience) when Ruby asks about her arm, and is quite surprised to see Little (who comments that Yang "seems trustworthy"). Yang can barely get a question out about what's going on there before Blake, who evidently remembered the next thing on her priority list, returns and dives in at great speed for a heartwarming reunion.
"I sort of thought you'd be a little happier to see us," says Weiss. It's not that Yang isn't happy to see them, says Yang, but that their presence implies that the battle in the Central Location must have gone badly. At this point Weiss starts heading for tears because she's run out of excuses not to tell them about everything, including Penny.
Weiss cuts herself off after the first time she says "Penny-". This makes it quite enough of a day for Ruby (who got the implications just fine even if she may or may not have heard Weiss making clear that Penny "sacrificed herself"), who faints.
It is raining again as Ruby awakens, possibly only a few moments later. Weiss is telling Blake that she doesn't actually know what happened to Creation or Neo or anyone in Vacuo, but she's not optimistic. Ruby confirms that Neo arrived at the same time she did.
Blake proposes that they recover their missing items - Crescent Rose and Yang's arm - and then look for a way out. (Cue ray of sunshine.) Weiss asks what happens if they "can't leave", and then cuts herself off before asking what Yang promptly takes over, which is "What if we're dead?". Yang was fairly sure she was in the afterlife before linking up with Team RWB, and still has doubts.
Blake asserts that they're not dead: She thinks they're in a fairy tale. Her words, not mine. Dramatic shot of the really big tree in the distance, and all sorts of fantastic landscapes around it.
Well, it's been a bit (fourteen Chapters of V8, all nearly twenty minutes long), but finally new titles!
- Passing-starfield vision through those golden motes. Intercut are single-colour shots of first Jaune and Neo, then Team WBY, then Ruby (who is falling). A white light emanates from Ruby and washes out the screen.
- A red meteor falls from above - probably symbolising Ruby - onto/behind the really big tree, seen at twilight. There's some kind of explosion visual from behind it. Suddenly the scene is in standard-so-far orange sky and the series logo is here (and so is the electric guitar; it was just synth beforehand). Definite tree motif continues.
- More nostalgia shots! Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Ruby (in that order) are seen on a single-colour background (except for their emblems), walking towards the camera in first their V1-3 outfits on one side of screen, then their V4-6 outfits on the other side, then their V7-9 outfits in the center. Ruby breaks the pattern at the very end by not walking towards the screen in her V7-9 outfit, instead she's facing away looking sad as her emblem fades out and it starts raining. Then I've no idea what's obscuring the screen here.
- Yeah, Ruby doesn't look like she's going to have a good time.
- Ruby's teardrop forms into Crescent Rose. Wipe transition (it's those birds) to some of the mice foraging.
- An object I'd have to freeze-frame to see gets smashed by a hammer. There is definitely a blacksmith at work in the background of this next shot.
- What in the h*ck kind of army is this.
- Return to Crescent Rose, which hits the featureless ground and turns into dust that forms into Team RWBY (and a fifth person who looks female [so probably not Jaune...]) as the beach scenery appears around them in the style of a pop-up storybook.
- Pop-up storybook transition to an entirely different scene - a town - except with the same five foreground characters and background tree. Oh hang on, there's a technicolour cat too.
- Again, to something that looks like they're taking inspiration from The Nutcracker.
- And again, to some kind of neon forest. The characters have sped up each scene, now they're sprinting (without actually covering ground any faster). Except Ruby, who has slowed down (and fallen back) each scene and is now barely moving.
- What even is that?
- Jaune! And clock faces?
- Team RWBY try to work out where on earth they're going in a landscape of twisty paths that remind me of the later levels of Super Mario Galaxy, plus portals than remind me of late V8. When we get to Ruby, she turns to look down a rope bridge that we just faded to. In the mirror position is Storybook Shot Character #5, except as she turns to face the camera a really-big-tree leaf wipes across the camera, and now she's also Ruby. She falls/leaps downwards(!).
- Neo hosts a tea party, menacingly.
- Pages of a storybook, briefly obscured by whatever-that-was that Team RWBY 'fought' near the end of this Chapter. The book closes, and catches fire. Fire transition to some guy in completely obscuring armour.
- Team RWBY sprint along some irregular terrain. Camera pulls back to reveal that they're sprinting up the side of the really big tree, that's how big it is. Suddenly the gravity you'd expect reasserts itself and, despite their best efforts, they all fall off it. No! There's been enough falling!
- Ruby falls past a lot, culminating in a statue of Neo where the camera stays as Ruby plummets offscreen. Fade to Storybook Shot Character #5, who is lying on the ground looking a bit baffled. She gets up just in time to avoid an orange wave, which washes up Crescent Rose. More gradual camera pullback to show us the full beach and jungle and background really big tree, over which we see the creator credit.
In conclusion, I have no idea what's going on, except that Ruby's probably going to have a bad time and Neo isn't going to have nearly as bad a time as I think she should.
Credits: Just for something different, the slide
before the voice cast is the one with lots of names and small text. Speaking of the voice cast, a process of elimination tells me that the Hound's local cousin is called "Jabberwalker". I'll be using that name immediately, because it's way more convenient than any other descriptor I have for it. (It jabbers, and it walks. Close enough.)
Next time: Sure, start a fight with an entire kingdom you know literally less than nothing about.