IWIW RWBY

V02C08 Field Trip
There is apparently a theory going around that Yang's white dress last episode was an animation mistake, but reports of DVD commentary indicate it was a deliberate Marilyn Monroe reference.



V02C08 Field Trip


Ironwood makes a start towards my good books by taking it extremely seriously that somebody got into the Tower. He, Goodwitch, and Ozpin have called Ruby to the latter's office for debriefing. (Vocabulary tip: Briefing is to debriefing as uploading is to downloading.) They all look unimpressed when Ruby tries to lighten the mood with her 0/3 bad-guy-catching record (Cinder just now, Torchwick at either end of Volume 1.)

Ironwood continues his march towards my good books by complimenting Ruby on her actions.

Goodwitch looks very serious standing there with her riding crop out. Does she expect the intruder to come in the window right now and try to finish what she started?

Ruby can only add what she's sure of: Cinder (not that any of them know it was Cinder) fought with glass shards, and had light-up clothing. Goodwitch correctly makes the connection to Her Volcanic Pilot-ness - not that any of them know that was Cinder, either - but Ironwood counters that Dust in clothing doesn't narrow it down at all. Ruby, her memory jogged by Goodwitch bringing up Her Volcanic Pilot-ness, recalls something about a hideout south-east of Vale. (I need my memory jogged - when did we learn this? As mentioned by Roman Torchwick shortly before the giant robot fight.) Goodwitch objects that this doesn't match Ruby's testimony moments prior that Cinder didn't say anything, but Ozpin mercilessly overrules her (the writers have forgotten again how to do naturally messy dialogue interruptions) and dismisses Ruby with a warning to be discreet. (Vocabulary tip: Discreet is to discrete as quiet is to broken.)

Ruby's discretion may not hold up in the face of Team WBY.

Meanwhile, Goodwitch and Ironwood get into an argument (as probably usual) about how to handle the south-east, with Ozpin stopping Goodwitch one syllable short of accusing Ironwood of "treat[ing] every situation like it's a contest of measuring di-", a sentence structure sufficiently tortured that I'm certain the writers did it deliberately to facilitate the curse-cut-short joke. The next thing I sorta wasn't expecting was Ozpin to then side with Goodwitch, counselling against playing their entire hand (and spreading panic) by sending the entire decently-sized air force to blast out the problem. They should scout first, he says. He has a point. (Somewhere in there, Ironwood says he's "served [Ozpin] faithfully for years", which is a weird thing for one Academy headmaster to say to another.)

Ruby's discretion has not held up in the face of Team WBY.

Ruby is pretty excited to get mail from home. I think this is the first time we clearly see Ruby's Semblance from an outside perspective. Yang cruelly denies her the opportunity to open the poster-tube. It contains ...another poster-tube? The inner tube bounces a couple of times of its own accord, then unfurls into a dog.

Ruby is so excited she just about starts her own Queen of the Castle-style musical number. Weiss has Objections to dogs, and to mailing dogs, but forgets every single one of them upon eye contact with said dog. I'm sure you can work out how Blake feels about a dog in her living space. Yang is unfazed by it all.

As Goodwitch calls all first-year students to the ampitheatre (sometimes I swear Ozpin just keeps her on as an A/V technician; does anybody actually respect her at all?), Weiss wonders what the plan is for taking care of Zwei (what a name for a dog) while they're off on their possibly-week-long mission. In response, Yang pulls out a letter which explains that Taiyang (what a name for a father) has also sent sufficient food. At the word "food", Zwei stops harassing Blake and runs over; in full accordance with the level of slapstick in this show, Zwei isn't killed when Yang turns the tube upside-down on top of him to reveal that it also contained more cans of dog food than could possibly have fit in there even if he hadn't also been crammed in there. When Weiss questions how that helps, Yang agitates the tube one more time and it produces a can-opener, which apparently solves that problem. Must be quite a dog.

Blake leaves without touching the floor.

(The cans are branded "Gentleman's Best Friend".)

Cut from Ruby's happy face (staring at Zwei) to Ruby's backpack as she wanders into the ampitheatre. Is she going to smuggle the dog with her.

"Professor Ozpin would like to share a few words before we begin," says Professor Goodwitch. Will these words be any better than the last ones he delivered here.

Ozpin's lecture explains to us that the war eighty years ago (so plausibly "the war" in which Jaune's great-great-grandfather fought with what is now Jaune's weapon) was about, among many other things, self-expression vs anti-art dystopia, and self-expression won. Apparently this is why folks have colour names. {{As the fandom said at the time, "IT'S JUSTIFIED?"}} While we listen, cut to Team JNPR, only one of whom has a colour name (please chide me in the comments for missing the colour etymologies of the others) (as usual, I am wrong, they all have colour names if you squint hard enough).

Yep, much better words.

Team RWBY attempts to sign up for a mission in the south-east, revealing that (1) Remnant uses QWERTY keyboards, and (2) that mission is considered too dangerous for first-year teams. Before Ruby can expand on her brilliant idea of mailing themselves there instead, Ozpin walks over and agrees that he's fairly sure they'll go there anyway; also what were they doing at the docks, how did they actually learn about Cinder's hideout, and what was this about "robots and rose petals in a dance club some time ago"? I don't remember that last one; might be a noodle incident™. Anyway, he'll never know (wink wink), and "instead of waiting for you to break the rules, how about we just bend them?" And so Team RWBY get that mission anyway, and a stern admonishment to bring their A-game. Of course, they'll never know that Ozpin had this planned since last time he saw Ruby.

Outside, an extra informs us of the much-delayed return of the team who were meant to be planning the dance. Among them is Miss Rabbit, actual name Velvet. I wait with bated breath to see how they spell "coffee" with four letters when two of those letters are probably V and Y. Velvet explains that nothing went spectacularly wrong, "there were just so many". But first-years aren't allowed on missions that dangerous, so they'll be fine! Dramatic irony! It is left to Ruby to bring her team's morale back up.

Team morale takes another hit when they learn that the genuine Hunter they'll be shadowing for the mission is none other than Doctor Oobleck. The animators even dug out the old no-pupils shocked eyes for them! (I'm not shocked, because at the end of each episode the video player presents thumbnails of the next twelve, and he's visible in two of the next three thumbnails.)
"Why hello girls! Who's ready to fight for their lives?"
On second thought, I agree with Team RWBY on this one.

Roll credits. The art of Velvet is brilliant (finally, another fan who can draw faces), and the music has no lyrics (first time this Volume).



Next time: Any idiot can fight; fewer know why they fight.
 
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Ruby, her memory jogged by Goodwitch bringing up Her Volcanic Pilot-ness, recalls something about a hideout south-east of Vale. (I need my memory jogged - when did we learn this?)
Torchwick's White Fang recruitment rally in Painting the Town... where he reveals the Paladin mech:
Volume 2 Chapter 4 said:
TORCHWICK: Now, many of your "brothers" have already moved down to our new operation in the southeast. If you'd rather stay within the city, that's fine...
TORCHWICK: But if you're truly ready to fight for what you believe in... this is the arsenal I can provide you.
First bolded bit is the south-east part. Second bolded bit has the implication of it being outside the city/kingdom's borders.

and what was this about "robots and rose petals in a dance club some time ago"? I don't remember that last one; might be a noodle incident™.
I think this is another reference to the events of Painting the Town...? There are rose petals falling in Junior's club as Yang and Neptune walk away from interrogating Junior, and Torchwick in the mech chases Blake and Sun past an adjacent street as they're calling for help. Maybe the rumor mill distorted things, but I think it referring to the events surrounding the Torchwick mech fight is the simplest and cleanest interpretation.
 
NPR, only one of whom has a colour name (please chide me in the comments for missing the colour etymologies of the others
Well, since you asked:
Jaune is the French word for yellow.
Pyrrha's name literally means "flame colored," so that's a color name.
Lie Ren can mean "ardent lotus" but it can also mean "hunter." Apparently there's a shade of green called hunter green. I did not know that before.
Nora may mean honor but it may also mean Light. Also there's a pink flower called the Nora Barlow Columbine. I think this one's the biggest stretch.

Did you also want their character allusions?
 
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V02C09 Search and Destroy

V02C09 Search and Destroy


For the first time in a while, this episode picks up right where the last one left off. Weiss has found her pupils again, but is still in shock, or at least that's the only reason I can think of that she makes the terrible mistake of calling him Professor Oobleck. Like probably most folks with a doctorate, he's very protective of his doctorate privileges.

Between the high-density infodump, the pacing, and the punishing schedule, Doctor Oobleck is my new spirit animal.

It is Ruby's turn to make a terrible mistake, uttering the words "saving the world" without first checking earshot for Nora.

{{Is this where the Junior Detectives meme comes from? It's so much fun seeing meme origins in their natural habitats.}} Sun also hangs a lampshade on protagonists doing protagonist things.

I have never heard so much sympathy delivered through the medium of meaningful silence as when Teams JNPR and SN realise that Team RWBY are shadowing Doctor Oobleck.



Cut to the fairly noisy VTOL interior.
Oobleck: "...as a Huntsman, I've had my fair share of tussles."

Ruby: "Like the mushroom?"

Blake: "Those are truffles."

Ruby: "Like the sprout?"

Yang: "Those are brussels."
Ruby, your vocabulary needs work. On the other hand, it's funny. Also the Brussels sprout is named after the city in Belgium, which makes me wonder about their Remnant etymology.

Weiss, as today's designated cause of infodumps, next makes the terrible mistake of asking Oobleck what his specialisation in history has to do with the mission. Long story short, the south-east of Vale is home to the expansion city of Mountain Glenn, which failed due to being overrun by Grimm. Blake correctly deduces that the ruins would make a good hiding spot for anyone who didn't want to be found and could keep the Grimm out.

The VTOL drops them off in what definitely looks like a ruined city. Look, two tumbleweeds!

Ruby has brought her backpack, in breach of Oobleck's order to leave their baggage at Beacon. Ruby is smuggling Zwei in her backpack. I just know it.

Yep, there he is.

Oobleck takes after Weiss with regard to Zwei, lauding the "genius!" decision to bring a hunting companion on a scouting mission. Weiss and Yang aren't so sure about rewarding that decision which was almost certainly not made for that reason; possibly also Blake, but maybe she's just dreading being stuck with Zwei for the whole mission. Mood, Blake.

This side-on shot of Oobleck holding Zwei makes very clear that Zwei has basically no legs. Good thing he can be carried. ...and then Oobleck just drops him. You are a cad, Doctor.
"As you have been informed, the south-east area has been marked as a recent hotspot for Grimm activity. Now there are several possible explanations for this behaviour; one of which being, Grimm."
Are the writers under their joke quota for the part-season? No, that last "Grimm" is the one that has just poked its head out some distance behind Team RWBY. This fails to be the last decision it will ever make, as Oobleck orders them to hold fire.

Grimm are apparently attracted to negative emotions. I have several questions. Firstly, why is racism still legal?

Anyway, Oobleck's logic is that this Grimm may well be following the 'scent' of the folks in the White Fang hideout, and they can track it to its pack, and then track the pack to the hideout. When Yang asks how long the first stage might take, Oobleck explains it could be up to months, and without even stopping has to correct himself that there's the pack now, and the pack has detected them so the second stage is no longer possible - apparently that answer really, really disappointed Yang.

And now, the part where Team RWBY fight Grimm. How many full episodes has it been since a Grimm fight? Ten, that's how many, and they've all been full-length.

A ...I think this lot are Beowolves, but don't quote me on that because I've definitely been wrong before. A Beowolf tries a head-on countercharge at Yang, queen of head-on charges, and very briefly regrets it. Several more charge at Blake, reasoning that her back is turned therefore she can't tell exactly where they are; they also briefly regret it. Additional brief regrets are had by Weiss' targets. Ruby blunts the charge in her direction with sniper fire - which for some reason has Zwei runing in circles in excitement, heedless of Ruby's prior instruction to cover his ears (which he appeared to hear and understand at the time) - before recoil-boosting herself to cut the last one in half before it has time to regret anything.

My assessment is that Team RWBY made good individual performances, but their lack of teamwork isn't acceptable. Beacon assigns partner-pairs for a reason, and I'm pretty sure that reason extends beyond 'it's funny to assign by first eye contact'.

Doctor Oobleck doesn't offer critique, merely warning them that this won't have been the last fight, or even close to it.

Later, after more fighting, Oobleck pronounces the current sector clear of hideouts. "Sector" is almost certainly the wrong word for the area they've just searched, because a sector is the subset of a circular disk bounded by two radii and the arc of the circumference between them. We can probably blame science fiction for that one - dividing the galaxy into sectors may have originally made sense (the thing is roughly a very flat cylinder), but the shape of such a "sector" has been subsequently diluted by writers' misuse into 'any subdivision'. Should you wish to avoid this, refer to a "grid square" instead of a "sector", because that's probably what you actually mean.

Anyway, Yang wonders aloud if she'll get to see Oobleck in action, to which Oobleck explains that he is - it's a rare mission that is entirely combat. Later, he presses Yang on why she wants to become a Hunter.
"Well, to fight monsters and save-"

"No. That is what you do. I want to know why you do it."
Yang explains that she's a thrillseeker, and this is a way to help people while getting thrills. Weiss, under similar interrogation, says that it was her duty to the family honour to fight once she knew she could. Blake (after shooting down a bunch of tiny Nevermores; now I know whether the one in the Emerald Forest qualified as "Giant" [thankfully, it did]) says someone has to fight injustice in the world and it might as well be her; when asked how, she has no answer.

Ruby is found playing with Zwei, by sticking a supermarket-condition chicken on the end of Crescent Rose and holding it just out of reach. Oobleck directs the others to make camp while he and Ruby secure the perimeter. I sense a Conversation™ coming.

Holy cow, those are some big Boarbatusks Goliaths. As I was somewhat expecting, Oobleck has to dissuade Ruby from trying to kill them. These big boys, explains Oobleck, have lived long enough to learn that it's not a good idea to come and attack humans, because that makes the humans kill them. Then what are they doing that close by? "Waiting," says Oobleck, refuses to elaborate, and leaves.

Ruby next asks him why he wanted to become a Hunter. Oobleck asks her what she sees around them. She sees the wreckage of Mountain Glenn. He sees, less physically, the dead. Teaching - and investigation - can save more lives than any remotely practical amount of combat.

Also, hey look, they're rendering the sunset. Remember the argument I had about sunset timing?

Meanwhile, Team WBY have set a campfire on the floor of a ruined building - I hope that's concrete floor - and are ruminating over why they actually chose to become Hunters. Only Yang seems sure.

Oobleck pronounces the campfire "textbook" and calls for a volunteer for first watch. I'm not sure whether Ruby intentionally volunteered or whether she premeditated raising her hand to ask a question and couldn't then back out.

Animating fire is hard.

Grimm roar in the dark distance. Ruby assures Zwei that things will be better tomorrow. I'm not taking that bet.

The credits music is instrumental again - I think it played in the first fight scene (checks nope). The art is of a Grimm, and is right scary-lookin'; do not want.



Next time: Watch your step.
 
Holy cow, those are some big Boarbatusks Goliaths. As I was somewhat expecting, Oobleck has to dissuade Ruby from trying to kill them. These big boys, explains Oobleck, have lived long enough to learn that it's not a good idea to come and attack humans, because that makes the humans kill them. Then what are they doing that close by? "Waiting," says Oobleck, refuses to elaborate, and leaves.

Remember my comment about a side novel of Velvets team having that mission go BAD? Yeah, it was one of those guys. And some other grimm, but mostly that guy.


Exact time is a nebulous concept in a lot of shows, and early RWBY did have a serious problem with it, yeah. They got better at it, but at this point, eh *Comedic hand waggle.*

Firstly, why is racism still legal?

Because people suck.
 
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Ruby, your vocabulary needs work. On the other hand, it's funny. Also the Brussels sprout is named after the city in Belgium, which makes me wonder about their Remnant etymology.
I always figured that it's a translation convention*, none of them are actually speaking English, and they just had a similar exchange with words in whatever language they really are speaking .

* A common mechanism in stories to help the audience understand them, for example if you watch Ben Hur, everyone is really speaking ancient Latin, but the dialogue is in English for the audience's sake and it's understood this is just the English meaning of what they said.

Holy cow, those are some big Boarbatusks Goliaths.
The difference is that Boarbutusk are monster boars, Goliaths are monster elephants. They do both have tusks, though.
And if it makes you feel better it was Beowolf they were fighting this time.
 
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I always figured that it's a translation convention*, none of them are actually speaking English, and they just had a similar exchange with words in whatever language they really are speaking .

* A common mechanism in stories to help the audience understand them, for example if you watch Ben Hur, everyone is really speaking ancient Latin, but the dialogue is in English for the audience's sake and it's understood this is just the English meaning of what they said.
Translation conventions are cool, but it damages my suspension of disbelief when pronunciation jokes are implied to be so translated (translating jokes is seriously hard at the best of times). But that's probably just a me problem.
 
Translation conventions are cool, but it damages my suspension of disbelief when pronunciation jokes are implied to be so translated (translating jokes is seriously hard at the best of times). But that's probably just a me problem.
I've seen that in actual translations, though. Usually they just replace the string of words that don't mean anything outside the joke with with a different string of words that either uses the same number of lip flaps or sounds similar or both. Once in a while they can keep some of the meanings similar.
 
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I've seen that in actual translations, though. Usually they just replace the string of words that don't mean anything outside the joke with with a different string of words that either uses the same number of lip flaps or sounds similar or both. Once in a while they can keep some of the meanings similar.
Like a joke about geography sounding similar to completion to the math not adding up for homework. Translation in media takes a lot more writing ability to make something that works for the new audience than just a literal translation that probably needs authors notes to explain why something doesn't make sense. Which is just one of the problems with replacing translators with AI because a few of them were unprofessional and didn't have enough coworkers to keep them honest.
 
V02C10 Mountain Glenn

V02C10 Mountain Glenn


Ironwood gazes out over Vale. For some reason Goodwitch comes to ask him if he had trouble sleeping. Ironwood's arm was acting up. As Goodwitch lampshades, of course the logical response to this is to get dressed and come out here to "gaze menacingly out into the distance".

Ironwood is a little concerned that Ozpin isn't telling him stuff and isn't doing anything. Goodwitch finds it admirable that Ironwood does what he thinks is the right thing instead of what people want him to do, which apparently makes him a good person - look, I see the point, but also the line between 'for their own good' and "for their own good" is very, very fine. She follows up by encouraging him to trust Ozpin a bit more - he "has experience that the rest of us lack". Not sure what - Ironwood is just as much an Academy headmaster, for example (even if he prefers to wear his general's hat to solve problems - which is experience that Ozpin either lacks or at most equals).



Meanwhile at Mountain Glenn, Ruby is getting a bit bored of first watch. Also Oobleck is sleeping in what's left of a second storey, I was wondering since late last episode when he didn't join Team WBY around the campfire.

Team WBY aren't sleeping, they're still ruminating, and closing in on the conclusion that Oobleck was trying to be Socratic with them. Weiss gets more specific about the Schnee family honour, which she reckons her father is heavily staining. In reply, Blake brings up Adam. Brace yourselves.

Bracing not needed, that was about the least specific way to explain what an edgelord Adam was. Anyway, Blake wants to be a Hunter for the good rep, but doesn't have a plan for living up to it. Yang reckons Blake won't run away from the challenge, to which Blake reminds them of the V1 finale, and Adam who she just told them about, and even her shadow-clone Semblance is about having momentary cover to run away. Somebody give Blake a hug, stat.

(Nobody does. {{glares at Yang in particular}})

Yang has no deeper motivation to clarify; she's just here for the adventure. She goes on to explain that Ruby (meaningfully in background of shot) also doesn't have a deeper motivation to clarify; since she was a kid, she's wanted to be a hero and help people. If you combine their motivations you get the Platonic ideal.

Weiss says Ruby's still just a kid, to which Blake points out that they all still are, which I wasn't expecting from someone who was doing actual terrorisms this time last year. It is left to Yang to point out that kids wouldn't be camped in Mountain Glenn looking for trouble. Weiss caps off the discussion by reminding them that regardless of why they're going to be Hunters, it's their job. Oobleck isn't sleeping, he's been listening and silently approving.

Some time later, while Yang is on watch, Zwei wakes Ruby and goes running off for a bathroom break. Ruby chides him that he "literally could have done that anywhere". Ruby, the most convenient "anywhere" was where people were trying to sleep, they would not have liked that. Zwei barks. Someone wonders out loud what that was. Ruby and Zwei take cover as a White Fang patrol wanders past, muttering about how creepy the whole place is. These guys are going to have really bad end-of-patrol-itis. Yes, that is an actual technical term.

Ruby and Zwei tail them to an entrance to the base. Having ascertained that, Ruby tries to call the others, but her Scroll doesn't have a good enough signal. (It says "DIALING". I didn't know anybody said that after actual dials went extinct.) Plan B is to walk back and wake them, which hits a snag when a sinkhole appears directly underfoot. Ruby falls, minus Crescent Rose; she can only toss Zwei to safety and tell him to get the team.

Turns out that underneath Mountain Glenn is a second, subterranean Mountain Glenn. I'm not sure why you'd dig out a cavern and then build things in it like you were still above-ground, instead of just building an underground bunker. On second thought, in the event of a Grimm siege that forced the population to bunkers, keeping morale up would be critical in order to avoid drawing any more Grimm. Anyway, Ruby falls onto an underground skyscraper (ceilingscraper?) roof and is almost immediately found by another White Fang patrol that emerges onto the rooftop from a door set into the cavern wall. "Where did she come from?" wonders one of the patrol, demonstrating that faunus are no more likely to look up and find the new hole in the ceiling than humans would be. Ruby's Plan A is to back away; she immediately almost falls off the rooftop. Plan B is Crescent Rose, which she only now realises didn't come down with her. Plan C is unarmed combat, which goes as well as you might expect for a mid-teenage girl against multiple adult men.

Yang goes to wake Weiss for her watch and notices Ruby missing, right as Zwei arrives back. Appropriately, Oobleck wastes absolutely no time mobilising them.

Ruby, subdued, is carried through the base. There, another stolen mech moving stuff. Over there, a minion admonishes another for carelessness, "what are you trying to do, blow us to the moon?", which implies explosives. At their destination, Roman Torchwick, who was so very Done with Everything even before he had to deal with Ruby again. He is no better at cleaning up after his smoking than he ever was.

Zwei leads Team OWBY to Crescent Rose and the sinkhole, the latter of which Oobleck doesn't notice until Weiss asks if Ruby fell. Suddenly it all snaps into place for him. These were, originally, the tunnels for the trains that residents of Mountain Glenn used to commute to Vale; as Grimm attacks increased, the entirety of Mountain Glenn retreated into the tunnels and nearby caves on a permanent basis.
"My dear, we're not just looking for an underground crime network, we're looking for AN UNDERGROUND CRIME NETWORK!"
This worked until an explosion of some kind linked up another cave full of Grimm, at which point everybody was dead even before causality officially caught up. And now Ruby is down there. Red alert, all hands to battle stations.

Also, Oobleck's weapon is his thermos.

Today's high-quality credits fanart is of Roman Torchwick and some goons he borrowed from Junior.



Next time: In the event of a tie, the train wins.
 
V02C11 No Brakes

V02C11 No Brakes


That episode title? When we just learned about the old train tunnels?

Ruby is no better at unarmed combat against Torchwick than she is against White Fang minion patrols, even if he did just insult Crescent Rose. Torchwick is marginally less Done with Everything.

Rather than respond to Torchwick's interrogation, Ruby leaves via a momentary burst of Semblance. As she continues to run away in realspacetime, Torchwick reveals that his cane isn't just also a gun, it's also also a grappling hook, with which he reels Ruby back in. You have to wonder where they fit all the functionality into these things.

Further interrogation is forestalled by multiple explosions from over thataway. The retreating White Fang display a considerable lack of proper covering fire as Team OWBY pursue them - more of a rout than a retreat, really. Ruby attempts to use the distraction to run off and link up with them, which goes better than last time - despite the best attempts of the White Fang gun line plus Torchwick, she's much better at dodging (without looking) high volumes of gunfire than solitary grappling hooks (shrugs).

The gun line gives up. Torchwick returns to being Done with Everything and orders the minions to "start[] the train" (I knew it!) despite their protests that preparations aren't finished.

Ruby discovers there is a second, smaller White Fang gun line in front of her, which she treats as a much more dire threat than the one formerly behind her. Fortunately Yang blows them all away. Oobleck dismisses Ruby's intel that loads of weapons and mechs and suchlike are loaded on the train - why would they do that, he says, the tracks don't go anywhere any more. Torchwick I remembered to turn the subtitles back on, it's not a named character, but they blast over the PA that they're leaving and start the train anyway. Ruby attempts to call for backup, and for some reason when she thinks of backup she thinks of Jaune, but she still has no signal. Looks like they'll have to stop the train themselves.



When the White Fang minion in the rearmost train car hears something and sees rose petals behind the train, he immediately reports "I think they're on the-", which is as far as he gets before being knocked out by a thermos that is also a club, but this is an excellent performance from an underqualified sentry. Isn't it sad when Atlas' finest could learn a thing or two from a terrorist paramilitary.

Whoever heard that message also displays sufficient competence to immediately notify Torchwick. Lest you think it's incompetent that the messenger couldn't decide himself that they should go and fight, (1) it's always a good idea to let command know that the enemy just showed up, and (2) you'd be surprised how low the bar is for minimal competence:
Because he had not recieved orders from divisional command, the [commander of the 52nd Brigade] did nothing: He did not execute his primary mission [to counterattack a Coalition attack] by moving to support the embattled 48th Division; he did not ready his Brigade to move or fight; he did not even contact divisional headquarters to report the message and ask if he should counterattack. As a result the 48th Infantry Division was overwhelmed by the US 1st Mechanized Division, and the 52nd Brigade was later overrun by the British 1st Armoured Division without much of a fight.
That's the actual Gulf War, in case you're wondering. That actually happened IRL.

Anyway, before Team ROWBYZ (on the car roof now) can come up with a plan beyond 'go to the front of the train and stop it', Weiss discovers a bomb in the car. Team RWBY recoil comically from the open roof hatch when Oobleck identifies it as such. Then Ruby draws their attention to the minions massing on the roof many cars in front. Have I mentioned how weird it is that this rail tunnel has multiple metres of clearance above the already mega-scale train cars? Then the bomb arms itself.

Oobleck orders Blake to detach the car as they leave for the next one. That's either a genius move leveraging Blake's previous experience at detaching train cars, or quite a coincidence (Ruby, Oobleck, or possibly Weiss could have done it). It detaches itself just before Blake can do it, which Yang interprets as a tactic to leave them behind, and barely reaches a safe distance back before the bomb blows it to pieces. Analysis of what the bomb was doing there - and why the White Fang were so quick to cut it loose - will have to wait, for at that moment Ruby reports that the new rearmost car also contains a bomb. Oobleck has flashbacks to the zero-one-infinity rule and checks the next car. Yep, a third bomb. "They all have bombs!" he shouts back as the second one arms - the others do well to again avoid being ditched as the car detaches itself.

This all burns enough time that the small army of White Fang minions has reached close range. For presumably plot reasons they didn't just form a gun line at medium range. I think the one who shouts "Get the humans!" is the one at the rally whom Torchwick dismissively nicknamed (checks can't be sure, but high confidence).

And now, the part where Team RWBY fight the White Fang. I don't think they've actually all fought minions at once before. As with the Beowolf fight, Yang underperforms if measured by number of opponents defeated; this time around we can theorize that she inflicted psychological damage on the others. Ruby incapacitates a whole line of minions by Semblancing through them with Crescent Rose out, while somehow managing not to obviously kill any of them!

The most recent train car to detach is obliterated by its onboard bomb. This one blows a hole in the tunnel roof, through which Grimm pour in and start pursuing. Oobleck deduces that the plan is to rile up Grimm with the explosions, let them into the tunnel, and lead them to Vale. He orders Team WBY below to try to disarm the bombs while he and Ruby (and Zwei) stop the train. It rather takes the wind out of his sails when Ruby points out that the latter was her well-announced plan five on-screen minutes ago.

do not try this at home
I shouldn't have to explain to you not to do amateur bomb disposal, given how easy it is for a bombmaker to include tamper-detection devices that will set the thing off early and thereby kill you.

Multiple concerning sequences of powering-up noises herald minions climbing into the rows upon rows of big mechs and getting them ready for battle.

It's one thing to animate Ruby and Oobleck running across the gap between train cars with no more trouble than across the car roofs; it's quite another for Zwei, who has basically no legs. Anyway, the first mech is sizing them up. It has just done a recoil-assist from its arm weapons to help it jump onto the roof. If you thought that was metal, buckle up: Oobleck sculls the rest of his probably-coffee, reveals that his thermos-club has a pilot light, and uses it as a baseball bat to in turn use Zwei as a canine fireball-projectile that smashes the mech off the train.

The second mech decides (reasonably) that the dog is a priority target and moves to take it out first. It is itself taken out before it can. Oh, my mistake, it's not a thermos-club, it's a thermos-multi-missile-launcher that's built well enough to be usable as a flaming club. Junior, eat your heart out (with a rusty spoon, if I'm not being lied to about events in his book).



Team WBY drop into a train car and advance, looking for bombs. Weiss slips Blake some Dust.

They soon find Neo. Yang orders, and nobody contests, that Weiss and Blake continue on. What follows is Neo absolutely styling on Yang. The angrier Yang gets, the more Neo styles.

Weiss and Blake run through another car and meet a particularly conspicuous White Fang minion with a chainsaw. Weiss orders Blake to continue on. I'm a little surprised Blake acquiesced. Weiss downs the minion as Blake runs by, but inexplicably doesn't press her advantage, letting him get back up again. "Finally, I get to kill a Schnee," he says menacingly.

Blake, encountering Torchwick, tires of his monologuing and dodges past him, leaving behind not a shadow clone but a fire clone, and before Torchwick can fully process the difference it explodes and knocks him airborne for Blake to get some hits in. She then uses a stone clone to tank a firework round, uses an ordinary shadow clone to get back into melee range, then pulls out an ice clone to trap and immobilise his weapon. Turns out Blake on Dust is a whole different story. So immobilised, Torchwick is helpless against a sword-energy-wave attack that destroys the ice clone but puts him on the floor over here and his gun-grappling-cane on the floor over there.

Prone with Blake's sword in his face and missing his own weapon, Torchwick is out of combat options. So he turns to persuasion, bringing up Blake's presence at that rally and playing on the sympathies for the White Fang that she surely has because she's faunus. /s

Now back to Weiss, who is holding her own against chainsaw man. Eventually she tires of it and gives herself a speed-up glyph in order to glyph-assisted-pinball around him. Somewhere in the middle of preparing for her finishing blow she makes a mistake and is grabbed by the face, and has to acrobat real good to avoid a chainsawing. We leave her hanging off a metaphorical cliff as the chainsaw comes around.

do not try this at home
Don't get into fights, it's a great way to get maimed if not killed. But if you do end up in a fight, don't mess around. Whoever takes the first hit usually loses, due to the damage and/or shock making it harder not to be hit again (and so again, and again...); and the more you mess around instead of going for that first hit, the more likely you are to get hit first.
This doesn't apply quite so hard on Remnant due to Aura, but Weiss still spent this entire fight playing with her food in violation of the law of the jungle, and now she's on the plate when she really didn't have to be.

...clearly they didn't all have bombs.

Now back to Yang, who continues to be absolutely styled upon. This is just a horribly one-sided match-up. Eventually Neo bounces her off the ceiling onto the floor, knocking her out.

Now back to Blake, who still has Torchwick at swordpoint, but he's just verbally hit a nerve by reminding Blake that she was, in fact, a terrorist. What Blake might say or do in response to that will never be known for at that moment Weiss is bundled into the car unresponsive, followed by chainsaw man who must have done the bundling. In response to that, Blake finally uses her brain and knocks Torchwick out, then grabs Weiss and leaves, pursued by chainsaw.

Now back to Yang, who is still unconscious. Neo pulls out the handle of her parasol (which is definitely Built Different™) to reveal a sword, with which she's about to stab Yang before some edgelord in a full-face mask drops in from the ceiling and wards her (Neo) off. Before you ask, Edgy McEdgelord II here might look Adam levels of edgy but they're not Adam unless he's really grown his hair out, and why would he rescue Yang anyway? Neo decides discretion is the better part of valour and scrams. Edgy then summons a portal with their sword and leaves through it. So definitely not Adam - his sword only summons transient portals to the Pain Dimension. Yang wakes up and looks over just in time to see Edgy and the portal disappear. There's nothing for her to do but get up and continue on.



Now finally back to Team RZO on the roof, dispatching another mech. As two more charge in to leverage numerical parity, Oobleck orders Ruby to continue on while he "teach[es] them a lesson" (ha ha); Ruby releases Zwei to keep fireballing with him. Because splitting up worked so well for Team WBY.

Somehow Team RWBY are reunited on the roof at the front of the train. No chainsaw man follows. I guess he got lost on the way. Anyway, remember the dead end of the tracks? It's coming up fast. All they have time for is Weiss to encase them all in an icicle to minimise the damage they'll take in the collision. Not sure if ice actually works that way, but what's one more Do Not Try This At Home. At minimum, I guess one lump with extra water mass (water is pretty dense) will be thrown around less than four separate bodies. I hope Oobleck and Zwei are okay.

So in case you forgot (because Team RWBY were very busy and it seems like they forgot), before the tunnels were sealed off, this train line was how folks commuted to Vale.

Everybody, including all the civilians near the inner-city park, mills about in an eerie eye-of-the-storm silence (modulo an air-raid siren or two) for a solid half a minute before the first Grimm catch up and burst through the wreckage blocking the hole. Then the screaming and fleeing starts. If the Grimm weren't being siphoned down the tunnel before, they sure are now.

Aside from the somewhat-poorly-drawn faces in the credits art, who even are these faces? ...they must be the voice actors!



Next time: Big things.
 
Ruby incapacitates a whole line of minions by Semblancing through them with Crescent Rose out, while somehow managing not to obviously kill any of them!
Aura is great. Of course, she knocked them off the speeding train, onto the tracks where the train is going to drop exploding cars and if they avoid that they'll have to deal with the wave of Grimm following the train, so... those guys are dead.
 
Aura is great. Of course, she knocked them off the speeding train, onto the tracks where the train is going to drop exploding cars and if they avoid that they'll have to deal with the wave of Grimm following the train, so... those guys are dead.
In my defence, they all flew straight up and down and landed mostly where they started (on train car roofs), and only one or two of them then fell between the cars (but those one or two, they're super dead).
 
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