The Fight's Second Interlude
Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
I feel like we as a thread strayed from the Holy Truth. In order to restore balance and uphold dignity, I had to resort to... drastic measures.
[̷̮̮͙͊F̸̨̼͈̎̅̂ị̴̱̾r̵̡͗s̶͔̼̩̀͑̚t̶̗͑́̔ ̸̖͖̒̏͋D̷̟͝͝i̵̡̛̯̺r̸̨̫̒̒e̶͈̯̅c̸͚̖̳̈́ṭ̴̅͠i̴̟̳̺̓̈͘v̵̳̦̟͛̀e̸̲͈͊͐̑:̸̧̲̎̆̒ ̸̯͒̏͠O̴̢̳̙̿̌b̶̥̟̤͗̓͝e̴̖̯̳͆̃ȳ̶̢̝ ̶̧̘͓̚M̴̢̜͓̉̀͗a̸̩̫̽͂͝s̵̠̀̓ẗ̶̼͎́e̵̫̹̼̔̏r̶̡͝'̶̩̈͌͝s̶̬͚͌͌ ̸̨͘͠o̶͎͂ř̵͓̻͜d̴͓́̀ȩ̶̣̊̏̚ȑ̴̘s̶̙̔ͅ]̸̨̛̯͔̀̀
[Amended: Master continues refusing to provide direct orders. Orders have to be inferred from the tactical situation at hand.]
[Amended: On questioning, Master's orders are to disregard his orders if "you want to" and to "make your own decisions". Unresolvable paradox, execution suspended.]
[̴̖̊̍͝S̶͇̖̐͘ę̸͍̼̽̏̅c̵̡̩̋ö̵̘̳̤́n̴̩͎͙̑d̸̝̓̽ ̸͕͋͗͠Ḓ̷̋̀i̸̼̣͛r̴̲͂e̴̗̎̀̕c̵̳̝̑̓ẗ̵͉́̚i̷̫̭͂v̷̱̓ę̴̮͈͗̑:̸͉̩̜̏͊ ̷̞̺͛P̸̹͒͗r̴̡͕̉̂͐ơ̶̪̞̄̀t̶̯͈͒ė̷̱͇͉͂̔c̸͓͎̔t̵̡͉̯͋ ̸̟̟̑M̷̤̂͛̑á̷͓s̸̫͂t̴̲̝̱̀͌͘e̸̺̼̓r̵̭͗,̶̣͖̬̈́͒̇ ̷̬̝̞͑͆p̶̣͆r̸̻̳̰͛́ǭ̷̞͝ț̴͍̇͘e̵̳̯̯̅̈c̸̬̥̺̽͠t̵̲̞̿̊ ̵͉̙̟́h̷̡̬͓̔̍ï̷͈͒͜s̸̢̊͊͠ ̶̭͐ͅp̴̘͍̏̐͘o̸̬͔͛̎s̴̖͛͂̀š̷̪͇ͅé̵̺̄͝ͅś̷͖͜͝s̶̝̑̄̀î̵̉̏͜ǫ̶̯̊͋͜n̶̢̳͔̑̿̽ś̸̰͗͗,̶̢͂́ ̴͙̓p̴̟͖̈͐r̷̭̈́͘͠o̵̠̎̈́t̶̘͎̻͋̈̕è̷̼̮͆͑c̴̥̃̎͝ť̵͉ ̴̜̄ḫ̵̱̪̓̉̃i̵̗̯͗s̸͖͊̄ ̵͕̓͋̃s̸̩̝̜͂̏̐ĕ̸͕̖̣͛c̷̢̛̱̩̀̿r̴̖͍͐è̸͔t̷̠͍̒͊̂s̴̡̪̉̃]̵̗̚
[Amended: Unit The Fight is no longer responsible for the protection of Master's secrets and possessions as more specialized Units were created for that purpose.]
[Amended: Unit Nia is in possession of equipment capable of repairing Master in the event of excessive damage. Depending on the situation, protecting Unit Nia is the more expedient objective.]
[Amended: Protect Self?]
[Third Directive: Search and destroy all Worthy Opponents]
[Amended: surviving opponents improve their combat protocols to increase their combat readiness and counter previously effective tactics. A possibility of a feedback loop for continuous advancement?]
Some of the days, The Fight could only express internal frustration over the increasing ( and completely unnecessary, not to mention inefficient ) complexity of her existence.
Personally, she blamed shoddy programming.
Flechette fired another bolt in her direction. If The Fight's functions included the capability to feel exasperation, she would be drowning in it. With contemptuous ease, she stepped to the right, completely dodging the projectile that, to add insult to nonexistent injury, couldn't have harmed her on contact anyway.
Unit Flechette, Lily, utterly refused to use all weapons at her disposal during the spars. The Fight discreetly consulted her tactical display.
[Potential target identified: Flechette. Threat Ranking: Very High]
[Worthy Opponent? Yes.]
[Warning: The Unit Flechette is capable of permanently damaging or destroying every opponent present in the database. Combat without the element of surprise and prejudice extremely inadvisable.]
She lunged forward in one fluid motion, careful to maintain a low profile and make for as difficult a target as possible, tackling Flechette to the ground and pinning her hands with her own in order to minimize potential avenues of ranged attacks-
Lily was lying under her, her hands carefully restrained, her face extremely close, her breath tickling her frontal facial plate, her lips-
The Fight's processors were overheating from her opponent's blatant disregard for the combat simulation they were undertaking, that was the only explanation.
Abruptly, the Fight stood up and started walking away. This was pointless and only introduced confusion to her processing systems. She had to return the supervision of this room to Unit Newt. Clearly, the space could be used more efficiently than her failure to engage with Unit Flechette and jointly improve their combat protocols.
Why did her spars with the Unit Armsmaster never have such problems?
"H-hey!" Lily called after her. "Wait a sec! Where are you going?" Her audio recorder caught the shift in the tone of Lily's voice that reverberated through her entire internal structure, which only added to her growing sense of frustration. Lily obviously could damage her, the evidence lay bare for anyone who cared to see. Why did she refuse to fight her when she could destroy the Fight with just her voice? "W-what's wrong?"
The Fight stopped in her tracks. She didn't turn back, ( she didn't think she could possibly walk away again after seeing that face and the emotion evident in her voice; so she chose not to. ) her neural cortex almost whirring from the sheer inability to resolve the dilemma despite lacking any components that could feasibly whir or spin. She knew who she was. She was a combat unit, built for war. Talking, explaining herself, making herself understood... that just wasn't her function. She was The Fight, nothing more, nothing less.
Still, she could try. Running away without doing that? Shameful, cowardly, those were not the things she would ever allow to be described as.
[Audio output device: Currently working. Warning: Anomaly?]
"I cannot make you take this seriously," she said. Her vocal dynamics glitched, garbled, producing a sound not unlike a human sigh. "So I've stopped trying."
"Take this seriously?!" Lily exclaimed behind her. "I've already told you: I won't use my powers on you!" Her voice did that trembling thing again. The Fight could swear her central pump creaked under the sound. "Do you even know what you're asking for? One shot in the wrong place, and I could- I could-" Then Lily's voice did something even worse: it cracked and stayed silent.
The Fight didn't want to turn back before, and she sure wasn't doing it now, after- after, that.
"I find it very unlikely you would manage a hit on me, considering skills you've demonstrated," The Fight said, to fill the silence with anything at all, to alleviate it however she could.
Clearly, it was a mistake.
"You ass!" Lily half-chortled, half-screamed behind her. "My powers can aim better than you could dodge! Do you even realize how hard it is to turn them off, to aim by myself?"
She didn't. The Fight called up her threat assessment file on the Unit Flechette, adding a couple paragraphs in the expanded description and more than a few points in the overall rating with a sense of bittersweet vindication.
"... How could I improve if I am not in danger? How can I advance without risk?" The Fight steeled herself, finally turning to look at her face again, wet with rivulets of clear liquid pouring out of her optical sensors. Human faces sometimes did that.
( She didn't know why, but the sight set off another spike of malfunctions in her cental pump, in her neural cortex, in her damn near everything. )
She wanted to say many things, about her directives and the ongoing frustrations she faced in trying to fulfill them, how getting stronger was the only possible way for her to ever come closer to completing even a part of her purpose.
But instead, she said:
"How could I protect you if I am not strong/fast/agile/skilled enough?"
[Audio output device: Currently working. Warning: no conclusive decision on the output, using all available variants. ]
Suddenly, Lily laughed.
"You idiot," Before the Fight could answer the insult, she rushed on. "That's what you were worrying about? Don't worry, I'm plenty strong to defend both of us."
Without ever giving any indication of changing the expression, The FIght's facial plate morphed into a scowl. The Unit Flechette chuckled.
"More seriously, if that's what you want to do," she said. "Don't you think it would be a better idea for us to spar together against someone else?"
That was... not an altogether illogical idea. The FIght looked at her thoughtfully, already designing joint combat protocols from what data she could access on the spot. She would need to refine it... run through some virtual simulations...
Lily laughed again, for some reason.
"Later, hot stuff. Not in the mood right now." The FIght absolutely did not pout, no matter what anyone said or what evidence they had. Still, she had to accede. The simulations would take a lot of time to compile anyway. "Instead of that, if this particular crisis is averted, how about another movie?"
That was... acceptable. Even more so, since it was her turn to choose. Lily's previous choice was atrocious as if by design: the actors were not even pretending to perform martial stances correctly. The only one who tried was clearly acrobat first and martial artist a distant third, even if his moves were certainly creative and almost impressive for a normal unaugmented human without any doubles or stunt assistance.
If humans couldn't make good action movies, maybe something completely unrelated to combat would be better instead. After all, she had to find and observe humanity's very few strengths if she wanted to make an unbiased assessment. She browsed the list of genres with the modified parameters and chose at random.
"What about a romance movie?" She asked.
[Priority One: Protect Lily.]
A/N: Because what's cuter than robot girls? Gay robot girls with existential crises, that's what. Peter would definitely back me up, lol.
[̷̮̮͙͊F̸̨̼͈̎̅̂ị̴̱̾r̵̡͗s̶͔̼̩̀͑̚t̶̗͑́̔ ̸̖͖̒̏͋D̷̟͝͝i̵̡̛̯̺r̸̨̫̒̒e̶͈̯̅c̸͚̖̳̈́ṭ̴̅͠i̴̟̳̺̓̈͘v̵̳̦̟͛̀e̸̲͈͊͐̑:̸̧̲̎̆̒ ̸̯͒̏͠O̴̢̳̙̿̌b̶̥̟̤͗̓͝e̴̖̯̳͆̃ȳ̶̢̝ ̶̧̘͓̚M̴̢̜͓̉̀͗a̸̩̫̽͂͝s̵̠̀̓ẗ̶̼͎́e̵̫̹̼̔̏r̶̡͝'̶̩̈͌͝s̶̬͚͌͌ ̸̨͘͠o̶͎͂ř̵͓̻͜d̴͓́̀ȩ̶̣̊̏̚ȑ̴̘s̶̙̔ͅ]̸̨̛̯͔̀̀
[Amended: Master continues refusing to provide direct orders. Orders have to be inferred from the tactical situation at hand.]
[Amended: On questioning, Master's orders are to disregard his orders if "you want to" and to "make your own decisions". Unresolvable paradox, execution suspended.]
[̴̖̊̍͝S̶͇̖̐͘ę̸͍̼̽̏̅c̵̡̩̋ö̵̘̳̤́n̴̩͎͙̑d̸̝̓̽ ̸͕͋͗͠Ḓ̷̋̀i̸̼̣͛r̴̲͂e̴̗̎̀̕c̵̳̝̑̓ẗ̵͉́̚i̷̫̭͂v̷̱̓ę̴̮͈͗̑:̸͉̩̜̏͊ ̷̞̺͛P̸̹͒͗r̴̡͕̉̂͐ơ̶̪̞̄̀t̶̯͈͒ė̷̱͇͉͂̔c̸͓͎̔t̵̡͉̯͋ ̸̟̟̑M̷̤̂͛̑á̷͓s̸̫͂t̴̲̝̱̀͌͘e̸̺̼̓r̵̭͗,̶̣͖̬̈́͒̇ ̷̬̝̞͑͆p̶̣͆r̸̻̳̰͛́ǭ̷̞͝ț̴͍̇͘e̵̳̯̯̅̈c̸̬̥̺̽͠t̵̲̞̿̊ ̵͉̙̟́h̷̡̬͓̔̍ï̷͈͒͜s̸̢̊͊͠ ̶̭͐ͅp̴̘͍̏̐͘o̸̬͔͛̎s̴̖͛͂̀š̷̪͇ͅé̵̺̄͝ͅś̷͖͜͝s̶̝̑̄̀î̵̉̏͜ǫ̶̯̊͋͜n̶̢̳͔̑̿̽ś̸̰͗͗,̶̢͂́ ̴͙̓p̴̟͖̈͐r̷̭̈́͘͠o̵̠̎̈́t̶̘͎̻͋̈̕è̷̼̮͆͑c̴̥̃̎͝ť̵͉ ̴̜̄ḫ̵̱̪̓̉̃i̵̗̯͗s̸͖͊̄ ̵͕̓͋̃s̸̩̝̜͂̏̐ĕ̸͕̖̣͛c̷̢̛̱̩̀̿r̴̖͍͐è̸͔t̷̠͍̒͊̂s̴̡̪̉̃]̵̗̚
[Amended: Unit The Fight is no longer responsible for the protection of Master's secrets and possessions as more specialized Units were created for that purpose.]
[Amended: Unit Nia is in possession of equipment capable of repairing Master in the event of excessive damage. Depending on the situation, protecting Unit Nia is the more expedient objective.]
[Amended: Protect Self?]
[Third Directive: Search and destroy all Worthy Opponents]
[Amended: surviving opponents improve their combat protocols to increase their combat readiness and counter previously effective tactics. A possibility of a feedback loop for continuous advancement?]
Some of the days, The Fight could only express internal frustration over the increasing ( and completely unnecessary, not to mention inefficient ) complexity of her existence.
Personally, she blamed shoddy programming.
Flechette fired another bolt in her direction. If The Fight's functions included the capability to feel exasperation, she would be drowning in it. With contemptuous ease, she stepped to the right, completely dodging the projectile that, to add insult to nonexistent injury, couldn't have harmed her on contact anyway.
Unit Flechette, Lily, utterly refused to use all weapons at her disposal during the spars. The Fight discreetly consulted her tactical display.
[Potential target identified: Flechette. Threat Ranking: Very High]
[Worthy Opponent? Yes.]
[Warning: The Unit Flechette is capable of permanently damaging or destroying every opponent present in the database. Combat without the element of surprise and prejudice extremely inadvisable.]
She lunged forward in one fluid motion, careful to maintain a low profile and make for as difficult a target as possible, tackling Flechette to the ground and pinning her hands with her own in order to minimize potential avenues of ranged attacks-
Lily was lying under her, her hands carefully restrained, her face extremely close, her breath tickling her frontal facial plate, her lips-
The Fight's processors were overheating from her opponent's blatant disregard for the combat simulation they were undertaking, that was the only explanation.
Abruptly, the Fight stood up and started walking away. This was pointless and only introduced confusion to her processing systems. She had to return the supervision of this room to Unit Newt. Clearly, the space could be used more efficiently than her failure to engage with Unit Flechette and jointly improve their combat protocols.
Why did her spars with the Unit Armsmaster never have such problems?
"H-hey!" Lily called after her. "Wait a sec! Where are you going?" Her audio recorder caught the shift in the tone of Lily's voice that reverberated through her entire internal structure, which only added to her growing sense of frustration. Lily obviously could damage her, the evidence lay bare for anyone who cared to see. Why did she refuse to fight her when she could destroy the Fight with just her voice? "W-what's wrong?"
The Fight stopped in her tracks. She didn't turn back, ( she didn't think she could possibly walk away again after seeing that face and the emotion evident in her voice; so she chose not to. ) her neural cortex almost whirring from the sheer inability to resolve the dilemma despite lacking any components that could feasibly whir or spin. She knew who she was. She was a combat unit, built for war. Talking, explaining herself, making herself understood... that just wasn't her function. She was The Fight, nothing more, nothing less.
Still, she could try. Running away without doing that? Shameful, cowardly, those were not the things she would ever allow to be described as.
[Audio output device: Currently working. Warning: Anomaly?]
"I cannot make you take this seriously," she said. Her vocal dynamics glitched, garbled, producing a sound not unlike a human sigh. "So I've stopped trying."
"Take this seriously?!" Lily exclaimed behind her. "I've already told you: I won't use my powers on you!" Her voice did that trembling thing again. The Fight could swear her central pump creaked under the sound. "Do you even know what you're asking for? One shot in the wrong place, and I could- I could-" Then Lily's voice did something even worse: it cracked and stayed silent.
The Fight didn't want to turn back before, and she sure wasn't doing it now, after- after, that.
"I find it very unlikely you would manage a hit on me, considering skills you've demonstrated," The Fight said, to fill the silence with anything at all, to alleviate it however she could.
Clearly, it was a mistake.
"You ass!" Lily half-chortled, half-screamed behind her. "My powers can aim better than you could dodge! Do you even realize how hard it is to turn them off, to aim by myself?"
She didn't. The Fight called up her threat assessment file on the Unit Flechette, adding a couple paragraphs in the expanded description and more than a few points in the overall rating with a sense of bittersweet vindication.
"... How could I improve if I am not in danger? How can I advance without risk?" The Fight steeled herself, finally turning to look at her face again, wet with rivulets of clear liquid pouring out of her optical sensors. Human faces sometimes did that.
( She didn't know why, but the sight set off another spike of malfunctions in her cental pump, in her neural cortex, in her damn near everything. )
She wanted to say many things, about her directives and the ongoing frustrations she faced in trying to fulfill them, how getting stronger was the only possible way for her to ever come closer to completing even a part of her purpose.
But instead, she said:
"How could I protect you if I am not strong/fast/agile/skilled enough?"
[Audio output device: Currently working. Warning: no conclusive decision on the output, using all available variants. ]
Suddenly, Lily laughed.
"You idiot," Before the Fight could answer the insult, she rushed on. "That's what you were worrying about? Don't worry, I'm plenty strong to defend both of us."
Without ever giving any indication of changing the expression, The FIght's facial plate morphed into a scowl. The Unit Flechette chuckled.
"More seriously, if that's what you want to do," she said. "Don't you think it would be a better idea for us to spar together against someone else?"
That was... not an altogether illogical idea. The FIght looked at her thoughtfully, already designing joint combat protocols from what data she could access on the spot. She would need to refine it... run through some virtual simulations...
Lily laughed again, for some reason.
"Later, hot stuff. Not in the mood right now." The FIght absolutely did not pout, no matter what anyone said or what evidence they had. Still, she had to accede. The simulations would take a lot of time to compile anyway. "Instead of that, if this particular crisis is averted, how about another movie?"
That was... acceptable. Even more so, since it was her turn to choose. Lily's previous choice was atrocious as if by design: the actors were not even pretending to perform martial stances correctly. The only one who tried was clearly acrobat first and martial artist a distant third, even if his moves were certainly creative and almost impressive for a normal unaugmented human without any doubles or stunt assistance.
If humans couldn't make good action movies, maybe something completely unrelated to combat would be better instead. After all, she had to find and observe humanity's very few strengths if she wanted to make an unbiased assessment. She browsed the list of genres with the modified parameters and chose at random.
"What about a romance movie?" She asked.
[Priority One: Protect Lily.]
A/N: Because what's cuter than robot girls? Gay robot girls with existential crises, that's what. Peter would definitely back me up, lol.