Which of the other starter choices do you want to see interludes from most?

  • Dishonored

    Votes: 3 7.0%
  • Legend Of Zelda

    Votes: 9 20.9%
  • Shadow Of Mordor

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Preacher

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

    Votes: 8 18.6%
  • Fist Of The North Star

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Kill Six Billion Demons

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • The Zombie Knight

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mob Psycho 100

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Author's Choice

    Votes: 3 7.0%

  • Total voters
    43
  • Poll closed .
[X] Music, Peter Port- {Look, all we're saying is that you have the voice of an angel and not sharing it with the world is a sin that will bite you in the ass when you die.} That's, really not your problem- {Ada's there.} Ada is a big girl who doesn't need you to mother hen her every waking moment- {Also Weiss joined up.} WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING- (Noted Classmates: Weiss, Ada, Haru)

[X] Gardening, Groundskeeper Tom Forn- … Okay, this stall is empty. Just a clipboard and some displays about the elective itself. Weird. Shouldn't there be someone here? (Sidequest: Putting Down Roots)
-[X] You jump back a little as a hand appears out from under the cloth and quickly attaches a hand-scribbled sign with the word 'guerilla' on it to the placard advertising this stall's elective. Once it's done that, the curtain opens, and a half-covered face peers out at you, placing a finger to their lips beneath the pooled fabric of their scarf. Slowly, they slide a small clipboard out across the floor and then pull the tablecloth closed. So... t
his is the guerilla gardening club. (Sidequest: Like A Passionflower)

[X] CQC, Ozp-OZPIN- you can't be reading that right. Ozpin teaches CQC classes? {Jaune, the man's a decorated Huntsman. Of course he can kill you with his bare hands.} You feel like you'd break his hip if you pushed him too hard- (Noted Classmates: Yang, Ruby (unwillingly), Leathers, Haru, Kapila.)


[X] Glyphcraft, Glynda Goodwitch- "Ah, Mr Arc. I thought you might make your way over here eventually," Professor Goodwitch smiles at you, flipping the clipboard around to face you and sliding it forward. "Now, how would you like to learn about
magic?" (Noted Classmates: Naia, Mel, Rashmi, Weiss. Sidequest: Midheaven In Leo)


Music because DUH, RED WAS A SINGER IN THE GAME WE GOTTA GO FOR IT
Gardening for the sidequest. It won out to cooking because of the reference to Passionflower, which I still am thankful to Prok to linking that one update. (Jaune Gomm? :thonk:)
The basics of CQC in the faraway hope we learn how to style it up eventually.
Glyphcraft because maybe we can eke out more out of our Transistor than just Functions, or combine them for more cool shit.

However, I'll be happy if we at least get one sidequest going.
 
You know, I wonder if Cardin's thing w/ Faunus is the result of some kind of trauma or indoctrination.

What if he's actually super forward thinking politically except for that one blind spot?
 
[X] Music
[X] Civics
[X] Aura Arts
[X] Glyphcraft

The real contention is between Aura Arts and CQC for fourth place, and I would prefer Aura Arts winning, so CQC gets swapped out with Music. Wouldn't be my first choice, but I can understand the rationale in taking something that's relatively fun and stress-free to counterbalance what might otherwise be a rather heavy course load.
 
[X] Music
[X] Civics
[X] Aura Arts
[X] Glyphcraft

I feel aura arts any glyphs will help with function the most so that's my choice.
 
[X] Music, Peter Port
[X] Civics, Edward Teach
[X] Legends Of Remnant, Bartholomew Oobleck
[X] CQC, Ozp-
OZPIN
 
@Prok question about Jaune's medkit. He walks around with it, but did he end up feeding parts of it to the Process so it can create proper bandages and medicine?
 
I'll probably do approval voting (assuming our lord and saviour @Prok is okay with that), but the electives standing out to me right now are:
Unfortunately I rely on SV's vote tally program too much to really do approval voting also no matter how many times people try to explain it to me or posts that one video everyone posts to explain approval voting I genuinely don't understand it and at this point I'm too scared to ask someone to get the crayons

Wait, I thought she was a deer faunus (a Fawnus if you will :3) how does her tail pool?
Deer tails are long, man- whitetails are anywhere between 4 and 14 inches long, and Creme's is on the longer end of the scale- around 11 inches.

Just wait 'til you hear her catch it in a door.

Hey would you mind making a sheet with the abilities of our teammates? I keep forgetting what Ada and Creme are.

Also we are three out of four for Cyberpunk theme, neato

@Prok so are we doing plan voting or by line?

Also umm Creme? Are you not going to take any of the hunting classes?
I'll probably throw one together at some point, we're doing line voting, and she was supposed to take CQC, thank you for pointing that out.

I cannot put into words how much of an utter nightmare writing this vote was, let alone organising the actual votes.

Wait, what? I thought the Transistor was virtually indestructible unless you hit it at just the right spot for it to shatter into little itty bits
I'm with the guy who mentioned the Transistor is supposed to be nearly indestructible, because it doesn't really seem like it. We've got a toughness upgrade that we bought from Electron Palace, it's supposed to be using similar principles as the Prince Rupert's drop, and it started off being literally incapable of being damaged in its home setting. Yet we've seen it shattered and now apparently carved up. It really doesn't seem anywhere near as tough as advertised. Does Ada's semblance give her attacks unnatural piercing abilities, something like telefragging? We know she can selectively phase because she told us she ripped the heart out of a fox Grimm, so this might be a different application of the same type of ability.
I'll say that Ada doesn't have a perfect understanding of her Semblance, or, any understanding at all, really and that there definitely is something at play there. And, on some level, it just took the hit like a footballer getting tackled so someone would wake up and help Ada.

Google translate says "Hunting, Cooking, and Cooking for Hunting, Cook Volkov Splot/Split" and "Cook Splot/Split" specifically for the sidequest. It's in... Macedonian? Serbian? It looks like it's one of the two, leaning towards Serbian because that's what will translate the title of Cook.

Edit: Ninjaed on translation

I want to say that its either a class to learn how to cook when you're away from civilization, a class to learn how to hunt wild game and then prepare it for consumption, or a class about how you go about cooking specifically for Hunters.

As for the vote, lots of good options.

I'm kind of gunning for both aura arts and glyphcraft, to further go with our whole techno-wizard thing.
Chef Splot's been mentioned once before, and my understanding is that Macedonian and Serbian are functionally interchangeable as languages go, but it's definitely Macedonian, just to clear that up.

As far as the class goes- you don't know. He gave you his spiel, neither you nor the Transistor understood a word of it, and the man seems about as fluent in Valish as you are in his mother tongue. It is a complete mystery to you, and figuring out what he's offering is what the sidequest is.

Congrats Prok, you've given us some tough choices.
Thank you, that was the intention.

I will say that electives aren't permanent choices- you will eventually get to swap them out for other options

We probably need this class considering our stated goals. Plus, it has Weiss in it! Edit: ALSO BLACKBEARD IS TEACHING CIVICS WHAT
Blackbeard also teaches Dust Alchemy- because why wouldn't I put the pirate in charge of the BIG BADA-BOOM class and also the one that teaches you why guillotines are the working class's best friend?

Also, I'll be honest, I didn't really create this class with the intention of letting you learn about politics- my main concern was more...

'what is the most volatile group of matches I can throw onto this powder keg'

I think this might be a bad idea given our established and very reasonable Dust phobia.
Glyphcraft doesn't really involve Dust, though it can be used to alter the outcome of a glyph. It's essentially the polar opposite of Aura Arts- the act of forcing Aura to occupy a given shape using, for lack of a better term, sufficiently advanced geometry. It's based on the very first episode of RWBY, where Glynda pulls a big purple glyph into existence as a shield, because I am a VULTURE and that is THE GOURMET KINDA CARRION-

Ahem. If you want a better idea of what that actually translates to in-quest, usage of a very high level of talent in the skill has been mentioned before.

Also, why isn't there a dance class? Jaune still is a Dance God in this quest right?
Traded his voice for two left feet, unfortunately. Also theatre class covers a lot of things- namely, by giving you control over what kind of end-of-year performance you'll end up putting on, whether that's a more traditional play or musical, or something more, well, Cirque Du Soleil.

I'm also morbidly hopeful Cardin isn't gonna be just a shallow racist bully. I want him to be an asshole with a reasonably well developed worldview/philosophy that you feel bad about agreeing a bit with it. A cocky asshole that thinks he's better than you because he's used to that being true.

(I like well developed antagonistic characters, especially when just fighting them isn't on the table)
I'll say that three-quarters of CRDL have been overhauled for the sake of characterisation, and I'm fairly sure I've had this rant before, but don't worry- they have actual personalities now.

Not, particularly pleasant personalities, on average, but personalities, at the very least.

I'm awfully curious about what Peach means by, "Neglecting your Aura" Other than that Goodwitch's magic class sounds like it could help us with our Dust issue which would be super.
You can do a lot more with Aura than just make a blunt-force shield- hell, Aura is a lot more than just a blunt-force shield, but since that's all most Hunters use it for anyway, nobody really bothers to explore that.

Like Glyphcraft, it's based in early series weirdness that's never explored again- namely, Ren's near-prescience, and his hand-shields from the King Taijitu fight, which also had a lot of really interesting philosophy stuff in it and I just- I-

GAH

RWBY HAD SO MUCH COOL SHIT IT JUST FUMBLED IT ALL LIKE A CLOWN INTENTIONALLY DROPPING ITS JUGGLING BALLS ON ITS HEAD

Semblance counseling isn't therapy, it sounds more like general brainstorming to improve the things and cover weak points that using them heavily may leave in your style, and overall lessons regarding the similarities and differences of semblances. Our fault or someone else's, one of those weak points was very distinctly revealed during initiation. We really should get that process interface tested and functional ASAP, and then might want to think about ways to minimize the issues if for whatever reason we don't have access to it either. Sure, if we don't have the process or the transistor, we have way bigger problems, but if we have way bigger problems, that also means we really don't want our brain exploding.

Also, the slab of calculations provoked that poisoning. If anything, we *may* be one of the few that needs more traditional counseling regarding our semblance - relationship counseling, to get blue and bracket to actually talk to us before they go and poke the ancient we-don't-know-what-that-does. :V

In addition, there are the ways that we could help other folks there, and in doing so further help ourselves, something that they probably could have determined with minimal investigation into the folks back home.
Got it in one.

Semblance Counselling definitely has some element of commiseration to it- these are people who have spent most of their life with their Semblances- literally, the ultimate expression of their soul- hanging around their neck like a stone, as a hindrance. That's, terrible, for many reasons, least of all the stress and negativity that would engender in a normal adult, let alone the ball of neuroses that is your average teenager. So, yes- there is a certain element of counselling to, Semblance Counselling.

Shocking, I know.

But on the whole, it's certainly closer to practical than not- a lot of uncontrolled Semblances are just categorised as such because they have side-effects that can be worked around, or otherwise just aren't being used properly- there's some aspect that's not being paid attention to that leaves you emotionally detached from reality every time you use it, or makes it choose a random target every single time with no rhyme or reason- that's the true purpose of Semblance counselling.

Because eleven heads are better than one.

You know, I wonder if Cardin's thing w/ Faunus is the result of some kind of trauma or indoctrination.

What if he's actually super forward thinking politically except for that one blind spot?
Close.

@Prok question about Jaune's medkit. He walks around with it, but did he end up feeding parts of it to the Process so it can create proper bandages and medicine?
Bandages yes, medicines no- the Process cannot create complex chemicals that would then be safe for human consumption, purely because Process matter can't interact with the biological processes of the body. If it emulated a painkiller and entered the body, it would just pass through untouched, at best, and at worst make someone very, very sick.

So, tallying this is a headache, because SV's vote tally does like to split up votes at random, and I can't organise them because I can't read half of them, so, going by line division tallying, the current leaders are, in descending order, Civics, Music, Glyphcraft, and Aura Arts, with CQC only six votes behind, and the only credible threat to Aura Arts at the moment.

I'm going to let this vote run a little longer than usual, partly because I want to make absolutely sure that there are four clear winners, and partly to make sure I've made a decent headstart on the next update before I close it.
 
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Well, now that I know how voting works...

[X] Civics, Edward Teach- It would be naive to think that you're not going to eventually run into problems with the government, Valish or otherwise, and learning about them and the general political history of the Kingdoms would be really useful to have before you need it. Besides, the horse Faunus at the table just pulled a ten-minute rant about the SDC and why megacorps in general are bad news. He seems like a hoot. (Noted classmates: Weiss, Blake, Creme, Dove, Cardin, Salem.)
[X] CQC, Ozp-OZPIN- you can't be reading that right. Ozpin teaches CQC classes? {Jaune, the man's a decorated Huntsman. Of course he can kill you with his bare hands.} You feel like you'd break his hip if you pushed him too hard- (Noted Classmates: Yang, Ruby (unwillingly), Creme, Leathers, Haru, Kapila.)
[X] Legends Of Remnant, Bartholomew Oobleck- … It might be a little too early to tell, but if Ozpin really is exactly what you think he is, then maybe joining a club all about discussing and dissecting legends isn't a terrible idea. (Noted Classmates: Lumen, Pyrrha. Sidequest: Wheat From Chaff.)
[X] Glyphcraft, Glynda Goodwitch- "Ah, Mr Arc. I thought you might make your way over here eventually," Professor Goodwitch smiles at you, flipping the clipboard around to face you and sliding it forward. "Now, how would you like to learn about magic?" (Noted Classmates: Naia, Mel, Rashmi, Weiss. Sidequest: Midheaven In Leo)

Heck if I know who Edward Teach is outside of being Blackbeard in F/GO, but this would be my choices.

Civics, because the Transistor has enough paperwork attached to it that learning the finer points of law is good. And figuring out where the Process sits in all of it.
CQC, because O.Z.P.I.N. teaching CQC seems like good bonding time and useful info. And we get to see O.Z.P.I.N. do cool stuff, which he didn't get a huge chance to do in the show.
Legends Of Remnant, because learning who O.Z.P.I.N. might have known in the past if Jaune is correct seems neat and useful.
Glyphcraft, because sufficiently advanced geometric alignment of aura telling reality what to do seems like an excellent way to learn a coding language. Or a different syntax for our existing one. Either way, let's not piss off Glynda, and this seems a fine way to start.
 
Unfortunately I rely on SV's vote tally program too much to really do approval voting also no matter how many times people try to explain it to me or posts that one video everyone posts to explain approval voting I genuinely don't understand it and at this point I'm too scared to ask someone to get the crayons
*Looks at the vote tally program* Unless you want to personally add up the spaghetti that's in there right now, you uh, might want to set a temporary threadmark and some strict rules to make it easier for yourself. "No plans, full vote description, etc." Because there's like, 4 different styles of votes in there right now, which makes the tally program go crazy.
 
[X] Music
[X] Civics
[X] Aura Arts
[X] Glyphcraft

I like the priorities here.

Personal, Responsible, Foundational, Esoteric.
 
Unfortunately I rely on SV's vote tally program too much to really do approval voting also no matter how many times people try to explain it to me or posts that one video everyone posts to explain approval voting I genuinely don't understand it and at this point I'm too scared to ask someone to get the crayons
Approval voting doesn't really change anything on your side of the equation. When you look at the tally, the highest voted options win.

Approval voting just means that the voters can vote for as many options as they like. So, with this current vote as an example, we need to select 4 Electives. Now, say I like 6 of the electives and I'd be happy if any of those 6 win, so I vote for all 6 despite only 4 of them being able to win in the end. That's approval voting.

I think maybe you were confusing it with Rank voting where we vote by numbering the options from our favorite to least favorite?
 
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Thanks for the clarification, bossmang.

[X] Music
[X] Civics
[X] Glyphcraft
[X] CQC

CQC both because I'd like to see more Ozpin and because not being a scrub at zero range is how we stop all sorts of "geek the mage" nonsense from happening to us.
 
Civilian Electives (PICK AT LEAST ONE):
[X] Art Class, Ann Greene-
[X] Civics, Edward Teach

Hunting Electives (PICK UP TO THREE):
[X] Legends Of Remnant, Bartholomew Oobleck
[X] CQC, Ozp-OZPIN
[X] Securities, Ann Greene

All the class electives seem quite intriguing. I wanna see how Ozpin shows off his CQC moves, though :p
 
Civilian Electives (PICK AT LEAST ONE):
[X] Art Class, Ann Greene-
[X] Civics, Edward Teach

Hunting Electives (PICK UP TO THREE):
[X] Legends Of Remnant, Bartholomew Oobleck
[X] CQC, Ozp-OZPIN
[X] Securities, Ann Greene

All the class electives seem quite intriguing. I wanna see how Ozpin shows off his CQC moves, though :p
I think we can only pick a maximum of four total...
 
Bandages yes, medicines no- the Process cannot create complex chemicals that would then be safe for human consumption, purely because Process matter can't interact with the biological processes of the body. If it emulated a painkiller and entered the body, it would just pass through untouched, at best, and at worst make someone very, very sick.
I will admit to being shocked that it can't synthesize chemicals. As something that can re-arrange particles as it sees fit, I would have fully expected it to figure out how to either create chemicals, or be able to reconfigure parts of Process into a machine specifically designed to create chemicals (I don't know like, anything about how we create medicine irl, but surely the process could figure something like that out).
If not, oh well, but this is a sticking point in my brain.
 
Deer tails are long, man- whitetails are anywhere between 4 and 14 inches long, and Creme's is on the longer end of the scale- around 11 inches.

Just wait 'til you hear her catch it in a door.

Still would not pool, the human butt is big enough that our tailbone(where the tail would emanate from I assume) provides enough distance that the tip of her tail may touch the ground, but nowhere near long enough to pool. (especially since a butt that she said she was proud of :V)

And unless other Faunus with monkey tails or other equally long tails are getting them caught, I am not buying the door bit either.
I cannot put into words how much of an utter nightmare writing this vote was, let alone organising the actual votes.
But what happened to the Gardening vote? Where are the notable people?? You cannot tell me none of our classmates are uninterested in the class and they are not ninjas(yet) So you can't use that excuse! (>_<#)

Also Also
[] Theatre, Bartholomew Oobleck- … Well, as far as plans to get over your fear of, er, being paid attention to goes… this… isn't the stupidest one you've had? You think? (Noted Classmates- Rashmi and Kapila, Naia, Salem, Pyrrha, Leathers)
[] Civics, Edward Teach- It would be naive to think that you're not going to eventually run into problems with the government, Valish or otherwise, and learning about them and the general political history of the Kingdoms would be really useful to have before you need it. Besides, the horse Faunus at the table just pulled a ten-minute rant about the SDC and why megacorps in general are bad news. He seems like a hoot. (Noted classmates: Weiss, Blake, Creme, Dove, Cardin, Salem.)
[] Gunmanship, Harold Mulberry- you're not terrible with a gun, but... it wouldn't exactly hurt to get better at it, after all- at least, in a situation that doesn't put your life at risk. Besides, shooting tournaments pay nice. {... Well, points for optimism.} Hey! (Noted classmates: Ruby, Yang (unwillingly), Salem, Pyrrha)

Wat

She is a student.... in our classes?!?
Got it in one.

Semblance Counselling definitely has some element of commiseration to it- these are people who have spent most of their life with their Semblances- literally, the ultimate expression of their soul- hanging around their neck like a stone, as a hindrance. That's, terrible, for many reasons, least of all the stress and negativity that would engender in a normal adult, let alone the ball of neuroses that is your average teenager. So, yes- there is a certain element of counselling to, Semblance Counselling.

Shocking, I know.

But on the whole, it's certainly closer to practical than not- a lot of uncontrolled Semblances are just categorised as such because they have side-effects that can be worked around, or otherwise just aren't being used properly- there's some aspect that's not being paid attention to that leaves you emotionally detached from reality every time you use it, or makes it choose a random target every single time with no rhyme or reason- that's the true purpose of Semblance counselling.
Oh wow, so does that mean Qrow is ok? Does he actually have a team then?


Since you philistines cannot admit the greatness that is Guerilla Gardening I am going to look at the current winning combination for what people we are meeting

[] Music, Peter Port - (Noted Classmates: Weiss, Ada, Haru)
[] Civics, Edward Teach - (Noted classmates: Weiss, Blake, Creme, Dove, Cardin, Salem.)
[] Aura Arts, Thumbelina Peach - (Noted Classmates: Rashmi and Kapila, Ren, Ada, Meri. Sidequest: Pallas In Virgo.)
[] Glyphcraft, Glynda Goodwitch - (Noted Classmates: Naia, Mel, Rashmi, Weiss. Sidequest: Midheaven In Leo)

While someone was saying that it almost was like we were taking all the Classes that had Weiss, we did in fact pick the two that Ada picked so mother hen hooooo!
Unfortunately we are not talking any classes with Lumen, who is taking Legends and Securities(and surprisingly not Art), so we do not get to have class with all our teammates ._.

I cannot for the life of me tell who any of the others are, except that Cardin was a bully and taking Civics(So that is going to be fun), and Ren and Ada (who I think were a pair?)
 
The update posted just as I was about to go to sleep and I neglected catching up as I was distracted by other stuff, but one look at the tally informs me that there's some advice @Prok desperately needs to hear.
[] Art Class, Ann Greene- you did actually have quite a bit of fun dicking about drawing 01 for that spreadsheet tutorial. It might be worth looking into as more than just an occasional hobby. (Noted Classmates: Cardin, Saff, Ren, and Al… you think.)
Phrasing an option like this is a problem because people copy the entire vote, parts of the vote, or just the first word or two.
[] Art Class, Ann Greene
- you
did actually have quite a bit of fun dicking about drawing 01 for that spreadsheet tutorial. It might be worth looking into as more than just an occasional hobby. (Noted Classmates: Cardin, Saff, Ren, and Al… you think.)
[] Art Class
Ann Greene- you
did actually have quite a bit of fun dicking about drawing 01 for that spreadsheet tutorial. It might be worth looking into as more than just an occasional hobby. (Noted Classmates: Cardin, Saff, Ren, and Al… you think.)
One of these two would work a lot better. Probably the latter, just so there's absolutely no ambiguity to get confused over.
[] Gardening, Groundskeeper Tom Forn- … Okay, this stall is empty. Just a clipboard and some displays about the elective itself. Weird. Shouldn't there be someone here? (Sidequest: Putting Down Roots)
-[] You jump back a little as a hand appears out from under the cloth and quickly attaches a hand-scribbled sign with the word 'guerilla' on it to the placard advertising this stall's elective. Once it's done that, the curtain opens, and a half-covered face peers out at you, placing a finger to their lips beneath the pooled fabric of their scarf. Slowly, they slide a small clipboard out across the floor and then pull the tablecloth closed. So... t
his is the guerilla gardening club. (Sidequest: Like A Passionflower)
Under that system, this one would be like this:
[] Gardening
Groundskeeper Tom Forn- … Okay, this stall is empty. Just a clipboard and some displays about the elective itself. Weird. Shouldn't there be someone here? (Sidequest: Putting Down Roots)
-[] Guerilla Gardening
You jump back a little as a hand appears out from under the cloth and quickly attaches a hand-scribbled sign with the word 'guerilla' on it to the placard advertising this stall's elective. Once it's done that, the curtain opens, and a half-covered face peers out at you, placing a finger to their lips beneath the pooled fabric of their scarf. Slowly, they slide a small clipboard out across the floor and then pull the tablecloth closed. So... t
his is the guerilla gardening club. (Sidequest: Like A Passionflower)
I'm begging you, please make a temporary threadmark and start over the vote with the added clarity and use this system in the future as well.

You will make things SO MUCH EASIER on yourself.

Edit: and if you don't think restarting the vote is necessary, please at least keep it in mind for the future.
Unfortunately I rely on SV's vote tally program too much to really do approval voting also no matter how many times people try to explain it to me or posts that one video everyone posts to explain approval voting I genuinely don't understand it and at this point I'm too scared to ask someone to get the crayons
As for approval voting, the SV vote tally already takes care of that for you. Just use the above system, let people vote for as many or as few options as they like and then pick the top 4* once the vote has concluded.

* Or top Civilian and top 3 Hunting in the extremely unlikely event that the top 4 are all Hunting Electives.
 
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Wat

She is a student.... in our classes?!?
Salem Sini, OC, has been there since... the very start, is a reference to a historical sniper I think? went on a very sappy date for an interlude.

Also RIP Gardening vote and the Like A Passionflower sidequest.
Alexa, play Passionflower.
I bet it would have been rad.
I'm semi hoping for a chance to get roped into the BS the other classes have going occasionally, and picking smaller things up from them.
A Yakuza substory compared to a traditional sidequest in scale, essentially.
 
She is a student.... in our classes?!?
'm pretty sure it is a different Salem. This is not the first time that such confusion has been aroused.


[x] Rawhide
- [x] Theatre, Bartholomew Oobleck- … Well, as far as plans to get over your fear of, er,
being paid attention to goes… this… isn't the stupidest one you've had? You think? (Noted Classmates- Rashmi and Kapila, Naia, Salem, Pyrrha, Leathers)
- [x] CQC, Ozp-
OZPIN- you can't be reading that right. Ozpin teaches CQC classes? {Jaune, the man's a decorated Huntsman. Of course he can kill you with his bare hands.} You feel like you'd break his hip if you pushed him too hard- (Noted Classmates: Yang, Ruby (unwillingly), Creme, Leathers, Haru, Kapila.)
- [x] Glyphcraft, Glynda Goodwitch- "Ah, Mr Arc. I thought you might make your way over here eventually," Professor Goodwitch smiles at you, flipping the clipboard around to face you and sliding it forward. "Now, how would you like to learn about
magic?" (Noted Classmates: Naia, Mel, Rashmi, Weiss. Sidequest: Midheaven In Leo)
- [x] Gunmanship, Harold Mulberry- you're not
terrible with a gun, but... it wouldn't exactly hurt to get better at it, after all- at least, in a situation that doesn't put your life at risk. Besides, shooting tournaments pay nice. {... Well, points for optimism.} Hey! (Noted classmates: Ruby, Yang (unwillingly), Salem, Pyrrha)
Because Leathers.
 
Bandages yes, medicines no- the Process cannot create complex chemicals that would then be safe for human consumption, purely because Process matter can't interact with the biological processes of the body. If it emulated a painkiller and entered the body, it would just pass through untouched, at best, and at worst make someone very, very sick.
What about receptor inhibitors, and things along those lines? Essentially, temporary, emergency-use medications that work not by being processed by the body's biology, but by inhibiting specific biological processes briefly. Like, for example, a drug that works by essentially "occupying" a receptor on certain types of cells/tissues, preventing a biological reaction from occurring (like a severe allergic response); the Processed matter would then leave the body via urine, excrement, or Transistor-mediated blood dialysis (to filter out the Processed matter). Again, strictly as an emergency, life-saving measure--the kind of thing you'd do only if you couldn't get quick access to real medical care before it became life-threatening, and even then, only lasting until it is no longer life-threatening.

The thing is, Processed matter could still function as makeshift tools in lieu of biological tools, given that they can shapeshift on the subatomic level. Thus, you could make Process fake blood that carries oxygen to the brain in a critical bloodloss scenario...though it'd be the kind of thing you'd only do if death was the alternative.

Alternatively, rather than simple bandages, you could get Processed matter to essentially serve as a temporary blockage of the bleeding wound; with a good enough design, it'd even allow you to continue fighting (but it would definitely NOT be the kind of thing you'd want to "leave on you" longer than it would take to get proper medical attention, given that it wouldn't properly interact with flesh beyond a physical level (covering the wounded flesh, holding it all together, but not actually healing or replacing it).

Some examples:
1. A guy gets cut in half from the abdomen down, but Jaune is right there--Processed matter immediately covers the wound, blocks the veins/arteries exposed by the wound to stop the bloodloss immediately, and prevents the organs from just...falling out or being displaced more. While the victim would still be in critical condition and in need of serious medical care ASAP, he would still be prevented from dying for at least a little while, perhaps long enough for life-saving medical care.

2. A guy gets shot/stabbed in the heart, but Jaune is right there. Processed matter can immediately form a synthetic heart to keep the blood pumping until a heart transplant can be arranged (because the heart serves a mechanical purpose, not a chemical one).

3. Severe blood loss. While Processed matter can immediately close the wounds and prevent any further loss, Processed matter can also be injected into the bloodstream that at least carries oxygen (by forming the physical structure for a free-flowing "liquid" in which fake blood cells carry oxygen--purely through physics, by forming an atomic structure that oxygen atoms attach to, and can be released by changing the electron charge or something) to the brain and other organs. Obviously, doing this would be a last resort, and much care would need to be taken proper medical care is received to watch out for and help deal with any other damage or side-effects caused by using fake blood even temporarily.

4. Nanomachine and micromachine-based internal surgery, for when conventional surgery is not available or impossible. An injection of nanites, under the guidance of the Transistor, can physically tie/staple/etc small parts of the body together, or remove a bullet. It doesn't require any chemical interaction with the body, and is simply physical manipulation in the same fundamental way that a surgical knife/surgical stapler or a sword physically manipulates the body, allowing the body to gradually heal itself.

In other words, even if it can't properly interact with biology, it can still do some pretty significant life-saving stuff beyond just "make bandages", even if manipulating anything internally would be a last-resort life-saving measure that would require a lot of careful attention even after proper medical care is acquired. You're not going to alter someone's brain chemistry or provide sustenance with Processed matter, but you can certainly do a lot (especially with battle wounds/physical trauma/blood loss) with purely mechanical functions when you can casually do subatomic-level self manipulation.

And, hell, with enough speccing into nanomachine-scale interactions between Processed matter and biology, Jaune could totally go Senator Armstrong on someone's ass by being full of Process nanomachines designed to do stuff like form a thin-but-stretchy subdermal armor layer, muscle reinforcement, etc. Well, more like a heavily discounted Senator Armstrong, but that leads to...

Jaune...is...IRONMAN. A suit of power armor that is made of Processed matter/nanomachines and a Process reactor. Complete with transformation or additions on the fly. Even if the Process would have to figure out the whole power armor thing through some R&D of its own (with help from Jaune and the Transistor), simply adding lightweight Process armor plates over a lightweight (but very durable) Process armor mesh to his battle attire would be great. Bonus points if he gets a Process helmet that still provides good audio and completely unobstructed sight.
 
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