Which of the other starter choices do you want to see interludes from most?

  • Dishonored

    Votes: 3 7.0%
  • Legend Of Zelda

    Votes: 9 20.9%
  • Shadow Of Mordor

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Preacher

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

    Votes: 8 18.6%
  • Fist Of The North Star

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Kill Six Billion Demons

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • The Zombie Knight

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mob Psycho 100

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Author's Choice

    Votes: 3 7.0%

  • Total voters
    43
  • Poll closed .
Why 70 beats a minute? Why always 70 beats per minute, without variation
The fuck?!
Th-thanks for the ride, Naia!" he says, hopping off and immediately fading out of existence to avoid possibly reprisal.
So perception filtering, and apparently it work on the transistor as well.
stepped straight out of the ceiling of a church-
The brother's religion has angels?
I am not the most knowledgeable of identity stuff but this makes me think of a really fancy mattress, is such a good name for a mattress that I had to check if there were any on sale.
Weiss puts her hand up
Really, Weiss was about to jump ship?
Weiss rolls her eyes, keeping her hand up until Gideon refocuses
Never mind, girl is good.

Also the ship, please remind me, do the grim need to breathe? If they do we can just sink the ship and then rescue it whit the process when it's safe.
 
Also the ship, please remind me, do the grim need to breathe? If they do we can just sink the ship and then rescue it whit the process when it's safe.
I do not know if the Grimm need to breathe.

I DO know that the other people still trapped on the ship need to breathe and sinking the ship would most certainly kill them.
 
Also the ship, please remind me, do the grim need to breathe? If they do we can just sink the ship and then rescue it whit the process when it's safe.
It's an airship. There's nothing to sink it with. Also, we need to rescue the people still aboard, so sinking it is pointless. And how would you even go about sinking it with no one aboard and no ship-sinking firepower available? We've got hunters. Use them.
 
And how would you even go about sinking it with no one aboard and no ship-sinking firepower available?
punching hole into it; whit the process if nothing else, also airships are called airships, this is just a docked ship, otherwise we wouldn't have come here, they would have come to us were the other airship left us. and this is for dealing whit the grim after we rescue the crew, the ship may just be a total loss if we didn't have the process to patch it up, the figthing certainly won't be good for it.
 
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punching hole into it; whit the process if nothing else, also airships are called airships, this is just a docked ship, otherwise we wouldn't have come here, they would have come to us were the other airship left us. and this is for dealing whit the grim after we rescue the crew, the ship may just be a total loss if we didn't have the process to patch it up, the figthing certainly won't be good for it.
Sinking the ship is totally unnecessary, contrary to our goals, and a total mismatch to what tools we have available. I cannot emphasize enough how slowly it would sink a ship to shoot it with small arms.

We have a whole class of hunters, plus their veteran professor, plus the Transistor and Process. Ships are expensive, and this is Beacon's supplier. Refloating a ship is just step one; you have to repair all the water damage from the sinking, which is a whole endeavor too.

All this to take care of some Grimm that would be more easily and efficiently dispatched by the army of hunters we have right now?

Remember, none of the Grimm on the ship are particularly big or tough. It's hallway fighting, but that just means that the damage will probably be more limited, if anything.

Don't you worry, they raided that server for everything it's got. The issue with a railgun is sound- the shockwave would have, at best, deafened all of you instantly, and at worst, caused possibly fatal organ damage. It's also just far more difficult to protect from sound than it is to protect from light.
While true in some ways, a railgun doesn't have to deal with thermal bloom or defraction, just air resistance. At short ranges (as in, not over the horizon), that's pretty minimal.

So a railgun big enough to kill a Giant Nevermore would be something equivalent to what you'd mount on an IRL destroyer in place of its 5-inch gun. That's still quite loud, but not dangerously loud over a wide area, and that goes triply for when all the people in the area are protected by Aura.

A Giant Nevermore would be threatened by a 40mm autocannon. A 127mm railgun would gut it.

Granted, a 25-megawatt laser was probably ludicrous overkill against the Giant Nevermore, given its dawn-colored magic affinity bonus. That's the kind of weapon that would mortally wound the Grimm dragon we saw attack Beacon in canon, provided you could fire it at a reasonable range. At the short range against that Giant Nevermore, it was like firing a battleship cannon directly at a tank a kilometer away.

That said, I could see Atlas not having made a blueprint of a large railgun that doesn't make use of Dust to function. Unlike with a laser, you'd probably want to use Dust to take care of problems like not warping/scraping the rails into uselessness with each shot, and the Process can't make Dust.

((Railguns are probably not as loud as conventional guns because the mechanism they use is electromagnetism, not a chemical explosion of gasses. It's still loud because you're hurling a slug of metal at supersonic speeds, but magnetism and electricity don't make sound by themselves.))
 
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This is all somewhat mitigated by Remnant having very large animals just roaming about- a mammoth-sized creature can feed a pretty large village so well that the main is more spoilage than running out of it, and just off canon alone, thanks E.C Meyers, the scale starts at (smallish female, males got way bigger) wooly mammoth height with Mole Crabs

WHAT DID I TELL YA!?

Hey now, the same can go on both sides of the hunter equation to balance things out: If the fantasy pop obviously cant support itself with animal pop using Earth metrics, then it stands to reason that Remanant fantasy super- fauna are (or was) available to supply said superhuman Hunter societies to square things up.

Big Eats=Big Meats!

You know what, no, I'm pressing the eject button on that bit, I've been sitting here for like 30 seconds trying to end it in something other than a masturbation joke and it's just not happening.

:^D
 
I am saddened that I had exams and missed the chance for Mad Technomancer Jaune.

Anyway.

Looking forward to seeing Slightly-Less-Mad But-Still-Technomancing Jaune instead!
 
I am saddened that I had exams and missed the chance for Mad Technomancer Jaune.

Anyway.

Looking forward to seeing Slightly-Less-Mad But-Still-Technomancing Jaune instead!
Same, just finished finals myself.

Jaune (and most of the class) got their bisexual awakenings, and it is hilarious that Tucker's been asked if he's single often enough that there's a preemptive reveal he's aroace lol
 
Interlude: Grit Your Teeth, Schnee!
I don't have anything to say, just that this all sounds really good.

...Kinda wish we had Juane take cooking classes.
I'm kinda glad you didn't, I've been losing weight recently and not having a reason to tease my appetite every time cooking classes come up is a blessing in that arena. On the other hand, actually cooking the food and photographing it after every class.

Ah, the art we lose in the decisions we make-

As a hobby chef, the probable sausage used would be a different part of the same animal. Which after being butchered, at least half of all megafauna would be jerkied or treated like pemmican (a form of jerky that can last up to three years without refrigeration because how much fat it's coated in). Or treated like hard tack and baked until Death Valley in summer has more water than it. Which is probably how "hunter" rations are made nowadays. Then again, dust is a partial fix for some of these issues, especially water and fire dust.
Not always, look at crab and sausage jambalaya. Or chicken and sausage gumbo.

Or half of Cajun cooking, now that I think about it. But yes, most likely in this case- turtle would have the right consistency for sausage. Crab... less so. Maybe if you find a softshell one, them suckers is tender, give it a fine grind and I'M MAKING MYSELF HUNGRY AGAIN

So perception filtering, and apparently it work on the transistor as well.
Just regular invisibility. The Transistor isn't going to spoil what little fun the neurotic little bastard finds around here.

I am not the most knowledgeable of identity stuff but this makes me think of a really fancy mattress, is such a good name for a mattress that I had to check if there were any on sale.
Aromantic and asexual, are the untruncated terms. Basically, Tucker has very little interest in romance or sex.

I based that purely on the other guy saying "a dozen times" and the fact that a normal sedentary human consumes about 2000 a day.
... Eh, Past Prok remains unabsolved of his sins.

He knows what he did.

Also the ship, please remind me, do the grim need to breathe? If they do we can just sink the ship and then rescue it whit the process when it's safe.
Grimm breathe, and drown, unless they're amphibious or aquatic like the Nereid was. However, sinking the entire ship is maybe a mite beyond what's necessary here.

That said, I could see Atlas not having made a blueprint of a large railgun that doesn't make use of Dust to function. Unlike with a laser, you'd probably want to use Dust to take care of problems like not warping/scraping the rails into uselessness with each shot, and the Process can't make Dust.

((Railguns are probably not as loud as conventional guns because the mechanism they use is electromagnetism, not a chemical explosion of gasses. It's still loud because you're hurling a slug of metal at supersonic speeds, but magnetism and electricity don't make sound by themselves.))
Oh, no, Atlas has railgun plans without Dust- for Atlas City. Wonder why that might be :V

Also, a railgun firing, because of said slug moving at supersonic speeds, is anywhere up to 180 decibels- the equivalent of standing next to a rocket at launch. 150 decibels is enough to rupture a human eardrum instantly- 180 is enough to rupture organs.

Remember- sound is just a pressure wave. So are explosions. The line between those two things is somewhat blurry.

Anyway, long time coming, it's finally here, a day after I said I'd post it, and two years after I started writing it.



You can pinpoint the exact moment that you decided that messing with Weiss was going to be your new hobby.

It was in Port's class where he needed a volunteer to stab a Boarbatusk to death. It was when you tried to volunteer because if you didn't you were going to fall asleep, and he picked Weiss instead- and then it was the point where you watched her get angry enough to grab the Boarbatusk by the latter half of its name and suplex it, before stabbing it in its soft underside seven times after it was already disintegrating, only stopping when she breathed in enough smog to give herself a cough for the rest of the day.

The shift, from the prim and proper little princess strutting out there with perfect form and perfect footwork to try and kill a Grimm as gracefully as she could, to this beast of primal anger, who could no longer give a damn about something so unnecessary as grace, ending the fight about two seconds away from just throwing her sword down and punching it to death, had Port not broken the spell, that...

Yeeaahh, that had you at half-mast for a while and you're not sure how you feel about that.

The thing is, now, now, you know that underneath that shell of primness and propriety and noblesse oblige and generally being a stuck-up cow to everyone she meets, there actually is a fire that is burning green and white like the one in you and every other human on the planet, and you want more of that on display. You can draw that out of her.

As with all things to do with Spiral Power, it's just a gut feeling. But you'll be damned if it ain't one you're going to follow.

A few months have passed since then, and what a few months it's been. You suplexed Cardin into a lunch table; found out Blake was a Beastman, which, honestly with those teeth, how no one noticed earlier is one big question mark; that Weiss is (was? She's pretty chill with Blake) an unrepentant human supremacist; that Penny's a robot that fires Bullhead-bisecting laser beams, a fact that does more things to Little Jaune you don't know how to feel about; and that SDC cargo containers are actually built to withstand bulk Dust explosions, but the door hinges aren't.

So when they go up, they funnel the whole affair out one end or the other, turning the damn things into God's personal party poppers.

That, you have no qualms about having a kink for.

Now that everything's quietened down, though, something rather important has changed, after all that. Everyone notices it, of course. Even you.

Especially you, actually, considering you've spent the few months you've known Weiss actively going out your way to figure out exactly what she considers proper behaviour then doing the exact opposite whenever she was around, and gauging her reaction to it. You've turned annoying her into a science, and now your tests are bringing back much more extreme results than they did even a few weeks ago.

Stuff that would normally get an annoyed scoff out of her is now apparently worth yelling at you for. Stuff worth yelling at you warrants being slapped. For fear of escalation, you've exercised the little caution you possess and not done any of the stuff that usually gets you slapped yet.

You're pretty sure that's how you get find out what getting sodomised with a rapier feels like.

Regardless, there's no other way to put it- Weiss Schnee is losing her shit.

Everyone can see it, but nobody knows why- if the rest of her team know, they're staying quiet about it, but judging by their reactions to her now regular outbursts, they're just as clueless as you to why she's teetering the deep end. All they've been willing to share is that she's been getting calls regularly, that she's taking them as well as she can without breaking her Scroll against the wall, that she refuses to divulge their source, and that those are the good days.

Something is happening, and it's doing its best to make her angry, and bitter, and jump at every shadow…

You're not angry at her, God no- you know full well you deserve the shit you get from her, you're going out of your way to piss her off. Jaune Arc ain't no hypocrite, even if he is a laundry list of other fifty-Lien insults.

So when Goodwitch calls you to her office, sits you in the chair across from her, and tells you that one of Schnee's cousins was in a guarded hospital after an assassination attempt that happened a week after the night of your pro bono dock security gig, and that the attacks have continued since, you realise you really should learn to school your face a little more.

"Is that funny to you, Mr Arc?" Goodwitch asks you, a caustic hiss to her voice.

It isn't, of course, a relative of someone you care about is in the hospital. That makes you angrier than you can put into words. No, you're smiling, because now you're starting to piece things together.

You may be smiling, but it's not a nice smile, by any means.

"Nope! But, now I know what's got her panties in such a twist." You tell her bluntly. "Papa's pulling her leash."

Professor Goodwitch's face twists, barely concealed anger turning to wary curiosity.

"... And how, pray tell, do you deduce that?"

"Well, she's not grieving. If her bastard cousin's still alive-"

"Language."

"-then Schnee money will keep him that way, for better or worse, but, the attempt scared people. Specifically, it scared daddy, and now daddy wants his dear little heiress back in Atlas, where he can personally keep an eye on her safety. Now look, I'm not going to say I like Weiss, but she really likes her independence, and I can respect that. So, constantly being yelled at to come home, by a man she's probably not on the best of terms with, considering she moved to a completely different continent to get away from him? Yeah, that'll give anyone a short fuse."

This is it. This makes so much sense.

This is what you've been looking for.


The professor looks at you like you've grown a second head, but slowly nods, genuinely considering your theory.

"... While… that, does make a degree of sense, it doesn't excuse your constant antagonism of her."

You raise an eyebrow at her.

"I'm just being me. She's the one taking offence to my perfectly normal behaviour. She can't handle me not being all high-class and proper, that's her problem." You half-truth through your teeth.

An idea comes to life in your head, the final thing to tie all the threads in your mind together, a crystallisation of your anger, and it takes everything you have not to yell it at Professor Goodwitch.

"Lemme fight her!" you most definitely do not yell.

She blinks at your statement.

"... Mr Arc, why on earth would I let you two fight, when she's already two seconds away from skewering you at any given moment?"

You stop, trying to think over what exactly it is you want to say in defence of your idea.

"... Sometimes… it just really helps you feel better when you get to punch someone in the face. Especially someone y'don't like."

Goodwitch raises an eyebrow.

"Or stabbing them over and over again," she raises a totally not valid point. "In case you've forgotten, 'Spiral Power' doesn't afford you some of the same perks that normal Aura does, and I heavily doubt Ms. Schnee, in her current state, would have the restraint to respect that, if I put you in the ring with her."

You sigh.

"Look, fighting's good for letting off steam, and I can take whatever she can throw at me! I just… fuck me-"

"Language!"

"-I wanna help her, and I know I'm too much of a moron to do anything but this! Maybe I ain't done anything to earn this, fine, but it's not like I'm asking for a miracle, I just…"

You break eye contact, looking at your hands for a moment as you try to let out some frustration with a sigh. It doesn't help.

"... I just want you to trust me. I know it ain't earned, but... this'll help. I know it will."

Something in your face or your words softens Goodwitch's eyes a little, and eventually she gives a tired sigh.

"... I'll consider arranging something during class time. Under strict supervision. Should that happen, I trust you'll have the good sense to not make the situation worse."

You thank Professor Goodwitch, telling her you'll try and let up on annoying Schnee as best you can, and leave. Elation, determination, and a wave of bone-deep anger towards the things that'd break your friend like that fills your chest to bursting. Your heart is beating a mile a minute, the drill under your hoodie is spinning like a top.

Combat class can't come soon enough.

… No, like, it actually cannot come soon enough, you realise, as greenish-white flames begin to form on your knuckles, spiralling out and licking their way up your forearms. Now you need to find a way to blow off some steam- you almost regret leaving your sword in your dormitory, but a seven-foot length of steel is a bitch to carry around if you're not actively using it.

After some rushing through the halls, you find somebody who isn't doing anything too important and all but drag her to a sparring ring with you, her team following along with no dearth of amusement at the scene.

As you haul your chosen opponent over the ropes, hopping up after her while she straightens her beret, you take up a fighting stance. She does the same thing, unhooking the handbag from her shoulder and holding it low.

"... I know you. You're the guy that Schnee keeps railing on for no good reason."

You snort at her, dashing forward and going for a gut punch, fending off her surprisingly weighty handbag with your other hand, feeling the bones creak under the force.

"Pfft, nah. I give her plenty of good reasons to get angry at me."

"Why, though?" She asks as she effortlessly swings the ton-weight bag at your head, and you just dodge by a matter of hairs. You bring a hand up and push at her shoulder as she completes the swing, throwing her off balance for a moment.

"Because she's already angry! Underneath that shell of ice-cold bitch and acting better than everyone else, she's just as, as bullheaded and determined and pissed off about the world as any other red-blooded human being! And I need her angrier, if I wanna get through to her."

Watching her footing as she stumbles, you manage to hook her ankle with a foot and pull it out from under her, only for her to turn it into a graceful flip/heel to the forehead. Stumbling back yourself, feeling exactly where the sniper's dot is going to form later, you grit your teeth and set your stance once more.

"... And what, pray tell, do you want to get through to her so badly that you need to mess with her rapidly deteriorating mental health?" Your opponent asks you over her sunglasses, dark chocolate eyes drilling into yours, a sharp undertone in her question.

You completely ignore said undertone and the accusation accompanying it, and give her a wide grin.

"I just wanna see her grit her teeth."

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The day is here!

It's time for combat class!

The rest of your team is ever so slightly scared by just how restless you are, through the day; your usual boredom in class replaced with such a single minded focus on Weiss that they're amazed she can't feel your eyes boring a hole into the back of her head.

"Jaune, uh, not to tell you how to spend your time, but… this is a little creepy, by your standards," Nora mumbles at you on your way to Goodwitch's lesson.

You imagine the low, machine-gun chuckle you give in response doesn't help assuage her fears. But that's fine. You've got bigger fish to fry.

Fresh Atlesian salmon, to be exact.

As you settle into the crappy vinyl chairs of the auditorium, Goodwitch announces the first fighters- Dove Bronzewing and Blake Belladonna, and you can't help but put your obsession aside for a moment when you see that knife block grin of hers.

God, you love Beastmen. Beastwomen? Beastettes?

Do grammatical gender noun rules really apply to the name of a species?

Do you particularly care, also sidebar, is this another kink forming?

The answer is 'nah' to the first two, and after some consulting with Little Jaune, a solid 'yeah sure why not' on the third, but you're still going to enjoy watching Dove get his face bounced off the stage.

"Combatants, at the ready!"

They draw their weapons, Blake her sword and cleaver, Dove his single sword with the revolver in the guard, and take up their stances.

"Fight!"

The 'fight in progress' klaxon blares out, warning people to not be near the stage unless you're fighters or Professor Goodwitch.

Seconds. It takes seconds for her to dodge the overhead swing, slash at his eyes as a feint to pull him off balance, drop low, sweep his front leg when the weight's off it, transitioning from a kip up to dropkicking him in the chest, sending him, quite literally, bouncing off the stage.

"Cease!"

Dove blinks, from his place in the lane between the cheap vinyl chairs you're all sitting in, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"Mr Bronzewing, are you injured?"

"Only my pride, professor..." he mumbles, slowly getting up, wincing a little the moment he has to use his back.

Goodwitch catches it, her eyes narrowing behind her glasses.

"Go to the infirmary to be sure," she tells him, and with a nod, he shuffles out of the auditorium, looking every bit like he wants the ground to swallow him whole.

You catch Goodwitch's eye as it scans the room for victim two, and try your best to silently plead with her. On reflection, you think you might just look a little constipated, but hey, if it works-

"Mr Arc. You're up."

You stand up, trying not to grin too much as you rip your shirt and coat off, only then realising Goodwitch didn't tell Blake to sit down. You frown deeply as you make your way down the aisle, up the stairs, and stop near the professor.

"I don't know if you've developed a sudden case of face blindness, but Weiss Schnee is the one without cat ears," you mutter to her as you pass.

"I can't just pair the two of you up without drawing suspicion- get through Miss Belladonna, and you'll earn your chance at pugilistic therapy," she mutters right back.

A less than pleased tch leaves your mouth as you face the beastwoman, placing a hand on the hilt of the katana at your hip. It's not that you feel like you can't beat her, you're just not a fan of unexpected obstacles—especially ones with such big teeth.

Blake finally seems to notice you and quits picking at her teeth with the corner of her cleaver, instead giving you the same knife block grin that Dove got.

When you don't return it, she realises that, for once, you actually look kind of serious about a fight, and the grin shifts to a look of quiet concern.

In truth, you've drawn so far into yourself to try and figure out how to either, A, beat her without looking too nasty about it, or B, convince her to throw the fight as quickly as possible.

"Combatants, at the ready! Three-strike rule!"

You lock your thumb under the tsuba- ready to pull it the second the klaxon goes off.

A second passes.

Another.

Goodwitch, hurry the fuck up-

"Fight!"


FINALLY.

You draw your blade, and feint out an overhead swing, stepping back from the eye slash and putting your weight on your front leg when she goes for the sweep, putting her just where you need her for many things, but right now, grabbing her by the back of the head and driving your knee into her nose works for you.

Blake's head snaps back with a snarl, black Aura fading away as you press the offensive, slashing down at her and- GODDAMN SHADOW SEMBLANCE- wheeling around just in time to pull your saya and block her own sharpened cleaver, biting into the lacquered wood as you dodge her sword, then slap it away with your katana, then pull away when it shifts into a sickle, which is also a gun, because she can't make her mind up like every other Huntress you know.

You take a few steps back to create some distance to use your sword with, and Blake presses the advantage- then stops. She stares at you for a long second, tilting her head in confusion.

"... You're not smiling," she says. "You're usually grinning like a maniac right now."

You blink.

"... I don't grin like a maniac, hell you talking about?"

"Language."

"Sorry, Prof."

You can feel the change in the hall- people are taken aback by you actually apologising to Goodwitch without a fight. Or, at all, for that matter.

Blake narrows her eyes, ears flattening against her head in something like concern, you think.

"You… always smile when you're fighting," she says hesitantly- almost… like she's disappointed?

... Oh. She is.

"I got bigger fish to fry, kitty cat," you say bluntly. "Any other time I'd be havin' a blast, but right now you're just in the way of me doin' something important. Goodwitch's just usin' you to test me, I guess."

Blake's eyes flick to the crowd, your gut says to Weiss, and you barely nod, once. A moment of conflict happens- she obviously wants to fight you. On any other day, you'd be enthusiastically obliging her, but you only have eyes for one girl right now.

Yes you're aware of how you made that sound, that was the joke. The joke is sex. The Huntsman thing is just a side-gig to your burgeoning career as Remnant's next open-mic night menace, you're sure of it.

In the time it took you to have that minor internal segue, Blake's heaved a great sigh, and sheathed her weapons.

"I yield," she says, hopping off the stage, stopping by Goodwitch to say something, who just nods.

"Miss Schnee," Goodwitch says. "Approach the stage."

"Absolutely not. I'll fight anyone else, but not him," she sneers, her teammates genuinely a little shocked by her reaction, in the same way they were shocked by yours. Weiss Schnee, giving lip to a teacher? Perish the thought, after all.

"It wasn't a request, Miss Schnee. Up on the stage. Come now- think of it as a chance for some catharsis."

Something about Goodwitch's tone- patient, almost sweet- seems to both put Weiss on edge, and stop her from complaining any further as she strops her way up to the stage. You move back to your square as Weiss enters hers, glaring at you the entire time.

"Combatants, at the ready! Three-strike rule!" Goodwitch calls.

You didn't even get a chance to sheath your katana, nor do you trust your saya right now, so you just loop it through your belt and bring your blade into position. Weiss does the same with her rapier. Green flames begin to form along your knuckles, your fingers, licking at the tsuka.

The look in Weiss's eyes almost makes you think the three-strike rule won't save you- then you look closer.

"Begin!"

Weiss rushes forward, going for a killshot immediately- if you didn't redirect her attack, it would be in your heart right now. As is, you had to lean away to keep it out of your jugular.

She's vicious. You can see it in her face, that curled snarl of disdain, the way she wants to just finish this and go back to her brooding. So the cycle goes, block dodge blockdodgeblockdodgeredirect, you hear the sound of a Glyph form behind you, and suddenly you're yanked off balance.

The entire time, you're just focused on her eyes.

Weiss is empty. Devoid of spirit, just- driven by inertia. A ball, rolling down a hill, pulled by gravity, not moving under its own power. All just so it can stop at the bottom.

The fire is dead. There ain't no drill left in her.

The revelation shocks you enough to miss a slash, and the Spiralless creature in front of you takes first blood- a light slash across a pectoral, a burst of Spiral flame pushing the blade away before it becomes any more than that.

"One strike!"

"... Weiss?"

"Shut up. Shut the hell up," Weiss snarls.

"Language."

Weiss's sneer turns venomous, but she doesn't respond to Professor Goodwitch.

"Weiss, this ain't you," you say gently between blocks, dodges, and exploratory slashes of your own. "What happened?"

"What happened?" she asks incredulously. "You did. You, and your neverending quest to piss me off-"

"Language! Miss Schnee, I will not tolerate-" Goodwitch starts.

"Hey, can you just keep a tally of these for the end?" you interrupt. "This is bad enough without havin' ta-"

Weiss very nearly slashes your arm open, and you're forced to leap backwards, landing with your toes gripping the edge of the stage. You windmill your arms, only just managing to keep your balance, until your opponent rushes forward, forcing you to leap over her. It leaves Weiss doing the exact same thing until you pull her back onto the stage by an arm.

You are not getting blue-balled by a ring-out, goddammit.

"-listen to ya interrupt every two freakin' seconds just because the language's gettin' a li'l blue!" you finish.

Past the stage lights, you can see Goodwitch's wide-eyed expression, somewhere between rage at being talked to like that, and shock that you might actually have a decent point.

… Okay it's mostly the rage, but if you aren't an optimist, the hell are you doing here?

With a sigh, she gives you a dismissive wave, then sets to rubbing the headache out of her temples.

Good enough for you!

When Weiss turns around, it's with that same snarl.

"What happened is YOU! YOU'RE WHAT'S WRONG! YOU, AND YOUR ATTITUDE, AND YOUR ANTICS, AND YOUR PATHOLOGICAL NEED TO BE A THORN IN MY SIDE FOR REASONS I CANNOT BEGIN TO COMPREHEND!"

Every word, every beat, every syllable, is accompanied by no less than three rapid strikes of the rapier, putting you fully on the defensive- even though you don't need to try too hard blocking them. They're too sloppy, too mistimed- footwork all over the place, swings wild and unaimed. This is a child using a rapier, not a trained combatant.

The danger is all in the blade. This isn't a fight anymore- it's a temper tantrum.

Her heart isn't in hurting you anymore- it's in… nothing, anymore, but it's trying to be in those words, that burst dam that just getting a chance to stab you has opened, Gods, she must have been about to snap already if it took this little to get this far.

Weiss's eyes are still dim, behind the snarl and the screaming. You don't think she's even aware that she is screaming anymore, because she's saying shit a trained therapist would have to torture out of you.

"AND IT'S THE WAY YOU SMILE, AND THE WAY YOU LAUGH AT EVERY STUPID THING NORA AND YANG SAY LIKE IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING EVERY TIME, AND THE WAY YOU MAKE FRIENDS LIKE IT'S BREATHING FOR YOU! WHILE I SPEND EVERY DAY I LIVE HERE BEING CRUSHED A LITTLE MORE, A LITTLE HARDER, ALL BECAUSE I FINALLY MADE A DECISION FOR MYSELF, YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND LIKE THE FREEST MAN ON REMNANT, LIKE THERE ISN'T A THING THAT COULD KEEP YOU DOWN, STOP YOU FROM DOING WHAT YOU WANT, AND ALL OF IT JUST MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY! ! HOW DARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU TAUNT ME WITH HOW MUCH HAPPIER YOU ARE?! I JUST-"

The need to finally inhale rips the voice from her lungs, the voice from her throat. The constant barrage stops, and Weiss seems to come down from her rage, straight into hot tears and shuddering breaths. The rapier dips to the ground, as she just sniffles, wiping her eyes on a sleeve.

You lower your sword as well, waiting patiently for whatever comes next.

"... I just… I'm so… damn tired, all the time, and it's only getting worse, and I don't know how long I can keep it up…"

You hear a sniffle out in the audience. Pretty sure it's Ruby. Makes sense that it's Ruby. Might be Nora. You're not turning to look.

"... I'm sorry," you say quietly. "I went into this all wrong. Thought you were holdin' yourself back. Didn't realise it was somethin' else, and that I was just makin' it worse. That's on me, and no one else. I'm sorry- and I mean it."

Weiss doesn't respond.

"... You wanna know why I'm free?" you ask. "It's because I know I ain't the same person I was. I know I'll be a different person later. Because I know I'm moving forward from who I was, into who I'm gonna be."

Weiss scoffs, then sniffles again.

"How very enlightened of you."

"I mean it," you say, holding the pendant up from your neck. "Every year, every week, every day, every second that passes, I move forward. I evolve beyond the person I was. That's how a drill works."

"And that's all it takes? Thinking you're a drill?"

"So are you. So is everyone else. Stayin' who you are is how you stop bein' a person. And if somethin's holding you down, holding you back, or just pissin' you off- then screw the consequences and punch it in the damn face. Gettin' mad ain't a bad thing- you just gotta use it right. Turnin' it on people, on the people you know, the people you love, turnin' it on yourself- that's just a slow suicide."

Weiss dries her eyes, and looks at you. She looks- and then she laughs. It's not much of one, more like a funny cough, but you see it, there. That fire. The fire in her eyes that made you fall in love with Weiss Schnee bursting into green, spiralling flames all those months back is there again- dim, and guttering, but there.

You sheath your sword- then pull the katana, saya and all, off your belt, and throw it to the edge of the stage.

"Do you yield, Mister Arc?" Goodwitch asks.

"Nah," you say, bringing up your fists. "Just wanna change it up."

Weiss looks at you incredulously, before shaking her head and throwing her sword to the side of the stage too.

"Fighters! Reset," Goodwitch calls, and you swear you can hear something almost, but not entirely, like a smile in her voice. "Begin on my call."

The Schnee heiress brings her fists up, and when you swear you can see the little glitters of green in her eyes, you feel that manic grin tugging at your lips again.

"Grit your teeth, Schnee."

She just smiles back, and you feel your heart flutter like a tiny bird.

"BEGIN!"
 
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One big part of Spiral involved selfassurance and constant activity. He'd probably land much of the same notes unless he picked up a lot better perceptivity along the way.
 
Wow I'm so glad Spiral Jaune didn't win he's too much of an asshole to tolerate.
Agreed. I'm sure some people like it and it was interesting to get an idea of how he'd operate, but he seems incredibly annoying to read about on a long-term basis. I try not to take what's basically a story too seriously, but I suspect this Jaune would be a chore to read without wanting to throw my tablet out the window every other chapter.

I won't call him willfully stupid, but he's the sort of 'I may be a menace but I'm in the right because I'm true to my ideals' type that really annoys me. I'm sorry, if people have to effectively learn a whole different language to communicate with you effectively because you refuse to elaborate on your plans or what you're thinking and normal words are just too pedestrian? You're the problem.

Like, that 'Men communicate with their fists so why bother with words I'll just provoke a fight' stuff is not my bag.

Still, cool omake, and the prospect of Spiral!Weiss is admittedly terrifying. And yeah, annoying as it is, it fits Gurren Lagann perfectly.
 
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I liked it, though reading it did make me really appreciate the Jaune that exists in the main story all the more. And the play between Blue, Bracket, Jaune, and the Process is always a treat that really helps bring this story to life.

Which just makes those times when the rest of team JACL, as well as RWBY and others, pitch in all the sweeter.

This omake's Jaune is way too much of a classic shounen protagonist for me to like much. It's really well-written, but I just can' jive with the character.
 
Damn Spiral Jaune is amazing and I love it and I'm laughing at every other sentence.
What a beautiful menace he is.
Wow I'm so glad Spiral Jaune didn't win he's too much of an asshole to tolerate.
One big part of Spiral involved selfassurance and constant activity. He'd probably land much of the same notes unless he picked up a lot better perceptivity along the way.
Agreed.

I'm sure some people like it and it was interesting to get an idea of how he'd operate, but he seems incredibly annoying to read about on a long-term basis. I won't call him willfully stupid, but he's the sort of 'I may be a menace but I'm in the right because I'm true to my ideals' type that really annoys me. I'm sorry, if people have to effectively learn a whole different language to communicate with you effectively because you refuse to elaborate on your plans or what you're thinking and normal words are just too pedestrian? You're the problem.

Like, that 'Men communicate with their fists so why bother with words I'll just provoke a fight' stuff is not my bag.

Still, cool omake, and the prospect of Spiral!Weiss is admittedly terrifying.
I liked it, though reading it did make me really appreciate the Jaune that exists in the main story all the more. And the play between Blue, Bracket, Jaune, and the Process is always a treat that really helps bring this story to life.

Which just makes those times when the rest of team JACL, as well as RWBY and others, pitch in all the sweeter.

This omake's Jaune is way too much of a classic shounen protagonist for me to like much. It's really well-written, but I just can' jive with the character.

Ooh, some very disparate opinions here. Don't hate that.

As Creation Cage said, player input, or lack thereof, is a very big part of why Spiral Jaune is who he is, as is the fact he only exists in interludes- they're written to the beat of a different drum, I very much have to distill a lot of information and character development down to what can quickly become a mite distasteful- think of it like making gravy, versus just eating a stock cube straight. A lot of subtlety and nuance is lost in the process and what you're left with is can be a sometimes unpleasantly powerful blast of flavour. Could I have rectified that with a small montage of the shit he actually did? Probably, but it was at nearly 5000 words and it was 4am on Monday morning- if I didn't post it, I would have gone insane.

So, fuck, where do I start, let's start basic: I said a long time ago that TTGL kind of lost a lot of magic for me, and I couldn't understand why- I do now, it's because I wasn't young enough to just have fun with it anymore, and I wasn't old and educated enough to actually appreciate what it was saying.

Yes we're talking about the same anime that cut out scenes to ensure every shot of the mole rat diving into someone's tits stayed in, I know I sound insane but trust me this is going somewhere.

What I've realised since then is that Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is a shockingly intelligent show, when you get down in the reeds about it. It actually grapples with some surprisingly deep philosophical roots, most notably Schopenhauer's "The World As Will And Representation," and the Dionysian impulse as popularised by Nietzsche- the ideas, in short, that humans are driven by an inherent will to live and survive that is expressed through our basest instincts- to fight the things that threaten us, to ensure our genes are passed on, and to generally just seek pleasure and be happy and that we should suppress all of that and become monks in an abbey somewhere in service to God because otherwise we're no different than the animals.

In case you couldn't tell, I'm not particularly impressed with their interpretations of the human will, and neither is TTGL. It grapples with those same philosophies, but only to call Schopenhauer a nerd and shove him in a locker, while using its other hand to give Nietzsche a wet willy. It rails against the idea that the human will is something to be curbed and restrained, instead asserting that humanity's baseline is to be hot-blooded, and stupid, and happy, and willing to fight the things that piss us off or are threats to the people we love.

Spiral Jaune holds those same beliefs- he just doesn't know how to articulate any of that, because he's a 17-year old boy who can't read three full pages of a book without wanting to fall asleep. A children's book. He makes it about as far as Luigi in the opening of Luigi's Mansion 3 when it's an actual textbook. But, he does know what it all means in some internal sense, he's just not some philosopher capable of extensive eloquence- he can't communicate it any better than he did here, and that kind of quiet, impassioned speech wouldn't really land the same off of a performing stage- in a time and place when everyone with eyes on him was feeling vulnerable enough to listen to his nonsense.

It's not as simple as 'Men communicate with their fists, so why bother with words-' he genuinely doesn't know how to express those thoughts and feelings in a way that inherently makes sense to other people, so he just lives it as loudly and proudly as he can and hopes they get the idea. It's the inverse problem Leeron had in the latter half of the show- taking something stupid and rendering it up into something complex.

So with all that in mind, he wasn't just terrorising Weiss for the hell of it, he just understood that his understanding of his personal philosophy versus his ability to express it were respectively equal to Weiss's ability to express it and her understanding of his personal philosophy. So- he had to lead by example. This was him setting out with a plan that, were things not going on in the background, honestly had a snowball's chance in hell of working. It was a plan of just trying to get through to Weiss by teasing her, both because he thought it would work and because it was wildly entertaining to him, like, yeah, this was an explicit dick move of a plan- but it had a chance of working, if only he wasn't at that moment a constant reminder of everything she couldn't have, and thus the most annoying person on the planet.

Then, the second he realised what damage he'd done, he did his best to take responsibility for fucking that up- he's man enough to realise he fucked up and try to fix it, he's also just stupid enough to not realise he was making things so much worse until it was pointed out to him.

But like, no, we're not talking bucket on top of the door pranks here, he really was just being himself, for the most part- a horny little freak with no verbal filter that thinks decorum is something you put on tables when you're feeling fancy. He never actually did anything with malicious intent, or anything that could even really be construed as outright bullying, and the fact nobody tried to stop him is, I hope, evidence enough of that. That's what turning annoying Weiss Schnee into a science means- he knew exactly where the lines were and deeply respected them, until they suddenly changed up too fast for him to compensate.

He was a dickhead, but he wasn't a bully. Nothing he attempted ever actually hurt her. Just, you know, jovial needling and jabbing, same as he does to everyone else, and everyone does to him. Like friends do.

... Except for that one time with bucket on top of the door. And that didn't even hit Weiss, it hit Oobleck, and Jaune forgot to fill it with water, so Oobleck just ended up with a new helmet and immediately fell asleep standing up like a budgie with a towel over it. It mostly pissed off Weiss because she got this close to laughing with everyone else.

But yeah, he's not a complex character by any means- just a very strong one, which, when concentrated by dint of being an interlude character, can leave an unpleasant taste in someone's mouth if they don't fuck with him as is. The fact most of you enjoyed it whether or not you enjoyed him makes me happy enough with the quality of it- I think that wrinkle speaks to the audience I've cultivated more than anything else. I also think Spiral Jaune's definitely the biggest departure from mainline story Jaune I've written, besides maybe K6BD Jaune, and he's... well, he's doing better than you'd think. Therapy does wonders for a boy all-but raised by Meti.

I am desperately intrigued by the idea of Blake taking more after Viral.

@Prok , what are your opinions on omakes based on other Alternate Jaunes?
One of the only multi-part omakes we have is basically just @ADeshantis's MHA crossover fanfiction- also hey buddy, this is back in case you missed it.

An omake is an omake is an omake- fucking send it, brother.

That explains some things, hon.
shuuuuush
 
He was a dickhead, but he wasn't a bully. Nothing he attempted ever actually hurt her. Just, you know, jovial needling and jabbing, same as he does to everyone else, and everyone does to him. Like friends do.
That's how I read it, yeah. From the way he said it was specifically Weiss targeted I imagined he was doing things like stirring his tea with his finger, balancing his chair on one leg, humming obnoxiously off-key, or doodling in class. You know, things that don't affect Weiss directly, but would get her hackles raised.
I guess if he was Kamina levels of hitting on her that could be harassment, but really that boils down to whether or not she liked it. Considering how starved for praise Weiss probably is that's probably a toss-up depending on how cool Jaune's first impression was what with her different reactions to him and Neptune calling her Snow Angel.
 
...you see honestly, I prefer that so fucking much more than talking it through sometimes. There needs to be talk, of fucking course, but I know more than a thing or two about how easy your own brain can warp your words, spawn nonsense reasonings from air, or just avoid even dealing with things. That might be bothersome or not something others can understand but damn near nothing is truly universal. Back against the wall one might find the support they need to help them stand or they might find it's the exact thing preventing them from growing.
 
...I think my real issue with the scenario was more the 'I will get you to accept Spiral Power and Guts into your life whether you like it or not because I know better than you so I'm gonna PUSH you until you lose control and I win when you do one way or another' echoed unfortunate religious proselytizing strategies and so forth in my mind even if the religion is shonen. But I do get it, and seriously it's a nice sidestory with much left untold, no need to take it too seriously.
 
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TTGL does I'd note, show the consequences of such. Shonen hotbloodedness isn't a perfect solution, its the carrier and spark for the collective intellect, bonds and dreams to be realized.

Start of Beacon Jaune is very far from being able to do this because amongst other things, he's missing the smart, high strung complement to turn ideas into actionables, he's missing the down to earth guy who actually interacts with and sees the problems before he starts screaming, he's missing the complementary feral dude who'd challenge him on everything and thus hone aimless screaming into an actual direction. He's missing the cute kid who needs a future and can't find any they can believe in.

Start of TTGL Kamina was exactly like that.
Without Simon to highlight the actual problems that needs to be addressed and temper his exuberance, he just rampages around like a menace. Within the first episode he nearly kills himself twice , one of which is by using a loaded gun he doesn't know how to use as a club and nearly shoots himself in the eye.
Without the rest of the Gurren Dan he'd just be screaming pointlessly at the roof
 
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Start of TTGL Kamina was exactly like that.
This is my thought on this exactly. Early Kamina missing little brother Simon to get him going usefully. The guy who pre-TTGL was basically a hand grenade, plus the kid who can understand him and interpret his wild energy as more than "asshole with a point" winds up with canon Kamina. Who was pissed at Rossiu's village because they could of been so much better, and was proven right by Rossiu's dad managing to use a ganmen. He had the drive to fix shit, but didn't so Kamina was annoyed with him through out the episode he showed up in because to his mind, "shit is so bad we have to have a population cap" means do something about it.
 
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