Ninth Prince & Katha Theodoros Collab: Disputes and Distractions
The Ninth Prince was… confused.
Now, if you knew him, either personally or through the many,
many legends and 'Ninth Prince jokes' (The Ninth Prince doesn't do a push up, he pushes the earth down; Death once had a near-Ninth Prince experience; etc. Everyone's heard at least a few) left in his wake, then you'd know that this was incredibly rare.
See, the Ninth Prince had developed an astounding, some may say
supernatural, talent for ignoring the constant over the top bullshit that had become his life. Mainly because more often than not, he was the one causing that bullshit. Explore an ancient temple to find a bronze snake? Easily ignorable. Compete in a pose-off with a Blood Path fiend? Gone from his mind the moment it finished. Jin Shufeng and Fang Tai? ...More difficult to shrug off but still doable.
But this? Well, assisting an incredibly ill-tempered Nascent Soul level
beetle with basic Qi-Alignment (while also being a ghost) wasn't exactly normal, even by his standards.
But that was enough inner monologuing for now. Qi-Alignment, despite being simple enough that a new First Heavenstage Cultivator operating entirely on instinct should be able to fumble their way through it (seriously, why was a Nascent Soul not able to do this), was by no means
easy, and any slip in the Ninth Prince's concentration could cause the whole array to collapse in on itself. This of course would probably make the beetle kill him, but more importantly it would kill the Qi Gathering kid
inside the Array, which, seeing as she was a Golden Devil, was unacceptable.
...Still, there was something
really bothering the Ninth Prince. Once again, why was the
Nascent Soul level Beetle needing
his help with something this simple? Even as the Ninth Prince's hands raced in a flurry of incantation signs, stabilizing another minor Qi knot, he casually turned over to where the enormous insect was hovering. "So. Why exactly do you need my help with this?"
The Ninth Prince then remembered he was talking to a Nascent Soul. "...Sorry about just bluntly asking, but I don't exactly have the spare mental power to be polite right now."
Such was the miserable state of this Dying Sea that all aspirants were, in their own way, flawed, petulant, and utterly… Impotent? Pathetic? Words had failed the ancient Beetle, who needed no name, and it simply sighed and added this lacking vocabulary to its long list of irritations and laments.
"A Junior as yourself should mind your words," the Beetle groused back, though it considered its words briefly as it considered the Seafarer's Qi.
"Even one who was once a peer, I suppose. Respect of one's Elders is how we maintain humility and ease the burden of Cultivation. But it is true, mere Qi Alignment should be trivial for one of my stature."
The Beetle glanced back at the Array below, where its Body continued instructing the inferior girl in the most fundamental of basics. Even now, she was still struggling to purge her body of impurities four years in. Absolutely shameful.
"Alas, she's more difficult to teach than expected. I expected a Golden Core Prodigy, not a helpless girl with more will than talent. Maintenance of the Array will take time I cannot spare. What of you, Seafarer? Why have you been reduced to such a pitiful state?"
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The Ninth Prince grimaced. "That, Guardian, is a long and complicated tale, made longer and more complicated by the fact that I have two different views on the subject. Literally. There are currently two of me."
With the ease of long practice at this point, the Ninth Prince pushed down the Old Prince's desire to take control of their body for a second. They both knew it wouldn't just be for a second.
"The summary is thus: One of my best friends at the time raped my sister, I flew into a rage and did my level best to kill him until he was dead, and then our respective Spirit Severing elders intervened, and that meant a war of extermination." As he spoke, the Ninth Prince continued to destroy Qi knots, albeit with a bit more intensity and aggression. "I held a potent treasure that I don't currently remember the details of, but it was strong enough that the Spirit Severing elders of the Randhwa Clan couldn't kill me. Instead, they crafted a great curse, a curse that sent me hurtling through the Seas, stripped me of my cultivation base, and sealed my memories."
He laughed, a mirthless chuckle that held nothing but bitterness and despair. "I was weaker than that kid you have over there!"
The Beetle rumbled, a chittering huff.
"Pah. That is unlikely, Seafarer, considering the Sea you hail from."
"You'd be surprised actually. For one, I stuck to the Orthodox Path in the Fifth Sea. For another, I've had significantly more luck with bloodlines and techniques."
"But that isn't important. What's important is that I managed to claw myself back up to where I am now, got to the Twelfth Heavenstage, ascended, and now I'm reaching for some Nine Pillar stage that I don't even know the details of."
The Ninth Prince smiled. "It's not all bad though. For one, I'm quite a bit stronger than the old me was in Foundation Establishment. For another, my people love me. There's plays about me, you know, made by mortals and cultivators alike. I don't think I ever had plays as a Nascent Soul, at least not ones I didn't force people to make."
"It is for the better. Such things are distractions from your Path. But you have my sympathies, Seafarer. Few need to temper their Dao a second time."
With that, the Ninth Prince turned back to his work. After all, if anyone in this fragile system, himself, the beetle, or even the girl cultivating, did anything wrong, the entire thing would coll-
Actually, that was a thought. The Ninth Prince turned to look at the junior currently sitting in the middle of the array, and smiled. It wasn't a nice smile. "So, Beetle. Would you enjoy perhaps fucking with that junior you're teaching?"
"I am the Overseer of this Array," the Beetle groused.
"I am not inclined towards this 'fucking'. But she is not aware, no."
"...I didn't mean that kind of fucking. Anyways, does
she know that any misstep on her part is probably going to destroy the entire Yuan Secret Realm?" The Ninth Prince's smile became even eviler, somehow. "I find that a bit of pressure does
wonders for one's concentration."
A moment, as the Beetle considered the possibilities.
"I had considered informing her afterwards, as her temperament is disinclined to lead to catastrophe. But informing her now might temper her further, which she sorely needs to be worth anything."
Her reaction would be
glorious, but that was only about… 80% of the reason that he was proposing this.
...Was the Ninth Prince a bad person?
Nah.
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The world was fire and lightning, searing in its intensity and screaming to be unleashed. Katha's meridians felt like they were about to burst, and they had been for years. Yet, she remained impassive, her expression flat and her posture as loose as she could make it. Legs crossed in the lotus position, hands splayed on her lap, she sought constantly to purify the body through the mastery of breath, expelling impurity with every exhale, drawing in Qi from the world around her. Some would find this simple, trivial even under such trying circumstances. For one with no talent, this took the fullest extent of her attention. And as she looked within, she could at least try to ignore the reality that everything that was her body felt like crystalised agony.
"Aspirant," the Beetle boomed abruptly, which broke Katha's attention and brought her mind back into the world, screaming with pain that she simply could not become numb to. If anything, her Qi Senses had grown sharper so it just hurt
more. "Your attention broke. That is unacceptable. With every errant pulse of Qi you endanger this Array further."
Katha's breath hitched as she wondered if there was any hidden meaning to the Nascent Soul's words. "Wait, you mean like--"
"Yes." The Beetle chittered its mandibles.
"I have overlooked your intransigence thus far, but no more. Every failure on your part introduces knots and eddies into the Qi Flows of the Man-As-Mountain Array. The pressure is already building, much like it builds in your Meridians. If further knots develop, the Array will shatter and this entire mountain will detonate most fatally. Master yourself quickly, or you will not live to regret it."
Katha blinked rapidly in succession. "H-How long do I have to get it right?"
"The system can only afford another four knots before the pressure becomes impossible to bear. It would be five, but you have just twisted the Qi Flows once more." The Beetle chittered and shook its head.
"And now that I have impressed the risks of failure upon you, you fail even more than before. A truly pathetic display, aspirant. Rectify your efforts."
Katha's jaw quivered and her body trembled with fear, which only made the pain even more unbearable. "Wait, then tell me where I'm--"
"There is nothing to teach. Qi Alignment is the most fundamental of techniques. Even an illiterate savage would know it by heart. Calm yourself, aspirant."
And then the Beetle went silent once more. Watching her. Judging her.
It was all Katha could do to slow her racing heartbeat and return to Cultivating, wondering just why the heck the Beetle chose
now of all times to impress the dangers on her. Because frankly, that's just sick. She didn't need more pressure!
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...Maybe the Ninth Prince had gone a bit too far.
Just a bit, mind you, but still, he might have crossed the line.
There was fucking with people for fun and profit, and then there was bullying a kid, and holy shit this fell
way more in the latter category.
The Ninth Prince was actually feeling pretty bad about this, and he was already figuring out ways to make it up to h-
The beetle was right behind him, and it was… More confused than anything.
"...I see no pleasure or productive venture in this, Seafarer. Explain this to me."
The Ninth Prince sighed. "Yeah. I miscalculated.
Normally what's supposed to happen when you tell a junior they're gonna die if they don't do better is that they panic for a bit and then they double down, get to work, and evade certain doom by the skin of their teeth."
...Wait shit. The Ninth Prince was an idiot. "...Of course, I'm using
my own experiences as reference here, so that might muddy the waters a bit."
"That seems to be the case for her. I simply don't see the amusement in such matters."
Still though, there shouldn't
be any sort of problem. From what he'd seen of the kid in the array, she had enough willpower and mental strength to pull through, to do exactly what the Ninth Prince was describing.
The only way that the girl
wouldn't have pulled through is if her mind was already under e...no....
The Ninth Prince turned to the beetle. "
What exactly do you have her doing down there?"
The Beetle tilted its head.
"Her Qi Senses are paltry. She is all but blind compared to one of us, and I found it unacceptable. She is currently Cultivating using the ample resources of the Man-As-Mountain Array, while I am using a technique to force her Meridians to their utmost limit while she does so. She will gain awareness of her absolute limits, the slightest edge earned for comparatively little cost. Aside from pain," the Beetle remarked, then chittered,
"But one does not gain such power without paying a price in discomfort. Once she reaches a suitable level, I will begin testing the limits of her Soul."
Sorry, what.
"Sorry,
what."
Huh. Everything in front of the Ninth Prince was shaking slightly. That probably meant bad things in regards to the array's stab-
Wait, no. It wasn't the array that was shaking, it was the Ninth Prince. Who was apparently vibrating through sheer rage.
"WHAT
THE ACTUAL F-"
The Ninth Prince stopped himself, took a deep breath, and continued in a marginally calmer tone. While he didn't really care that much if he angered the beetle, his summary execution would mean that the girl would most likely die, and that was unacceptable. "So. Just to be clear, just so I'm getting this right. You're using a Fifth Sea torture technique meant to break the wills of Core Formation experts on a Qi Gathering kid. And after she's done with the first torture technique, you're going to use a second, even
worse one on her. And you're doing this to train her."
"That correct?" The Ninth Prince's voice was like slivers of sharpened steel, harsh, cold, and ready to
fucking kill A BASTARD OF A BEETLE.
"Yes. For several years, in fact."
The Beetle simply sighed, shaking its head.
"The agony is certainly well suited for torture, yes. And the gains are indeed rather marginal, even in spite of the price she would pay. But she will require such gains in order to measure up, and in doing so I have flushed her Meridians of impurity and allow them to open fully."
The Beetle shifted its six legs then, taking up a second mudra, the Mudra of Struggle.
"Were she to make it beyond the Ninth Small Realm, I would have little doubt she could attain the Thirteenth. I can say nothing of her techniques, but her body will reach the very limits of Qi Condensation. Ultimately, she is ill suited for Cultivation, an inferior aspirant in all the ways that matter.
"But." And here the Beetle
spoke, and its words gained
Texture.
"It cannot be said that she is unworthy. Her singular drive speaks well to the development of a Dao already, rare for one of her age. She seeks power and has the drive to attain it, yet not the talent to acquire it for herself. As one who has taken in such an aspirant, inferior yet driven, it would be remiss of me not to give her every opportunity."
...You know, when put like that, the Ninth Prince actually kind of understood. Heavens know that he'd had his own share of juniors with determination instead of talent.
Still, he didn't like it. Torture as training only brought problems eventually. He'd seen it enough times with Bhrigu after all. "...I still disagree with the intensity of your methods, but I suppose I'll accept them."
"It matters not if you accept them. Only that she did."
The Ninth Prince laughed, a laugh tinged with bitterness. "Yeah, I guess you're right."
"Now, let's give her the space to actually get out of this alive, shall we?" With that, the Ninth Prince snapped his fingers, and the incantation he'd been setting up this entire time finally resolved itself.
With a pulse of Qi that sent shockwaves through the entire array for the briefest of moments, the current Qi knots that existed within the girl's vortex were abruptly resolved. It wouldn't do much for the Qi knots that'd come up
after his little display of power, but for now, the array was as fixed as the Ninth Prince could make it.
This
did have the side effect of opening dozens of wounds on his soul-body, but, well, small sacrifices for a greater good and all that.
He turned to the beetle, hands unmoving for the first time in a week. "Alright, that bit's done. Anything else you need me to do, or do we finish, I get my Qi and you get to say that this array was already perfect?"
The Beetle nodded.
"Your work is acceptable, though that should only be expected from one who should know better. Naturally, the secrets of the Man-As-Mountain Array will remain secret. Otherwise, you will die a painful death." The way it said it, the Beetle did not even threaten retribution, merely state the consequences of violating a contract.
"That would be most unfortunate, Seafarer."
The Ninth Prince's irreverent smile somehow grew
wider, as he gave the beetle a lazy salute that conveyed precisely the opposite of respect for authority. "Noted. Don't worry, the story everyone else is going to know is that I stole some qi from your perfect array and you nearly killed me for it."
The Ninth Prince moved to leave before he raised a finger, stopped, and whirled back around to face the beetle. "Oh, also, when the kid's done with her training, send her my way. I'll help her get the story straight."
"Ah, you are a senior member of her Clan then? I will take care to inform her." The Beetle widened one of its eyes.
"If you would allow me this curiosity: What happened to your physical body?"
The Ninth Prince laughed, though out of shock or amusement, not even he knew. "Alright, you might want to sit down, this is going to take a while. It all started when this arrogant, pretentious,
very attractive bastard told me I was going to die in about twenty years. Naturally, I decided to abide by the loosest definition of his prophecy."
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The impact of her Cultivation, Katha ultimately realised, was vastly overstated. She mastered her Qi Alignment there and then and made no further mistakes, even under pressure in the future, but considering the Beetle made no further statements on the topic she was seriously considering that this was just the worst kind of motivation she could expect.
The ghostly laughter that rippled through the cavern did not help matters. The acoustics of the cave did not make it easy to identify just
where the laughter came from, but Katha's ears had grown sharp enough by now that she could get a general idea. It could have been a ghost, or other Beetles, or the Overseer itself. But Katha made the simple decision to stop caring about it and continue cultivating. She was
definitely not important enough to catch the interest of any ghost anyways. This wasn't Qiguai, there weren't any old Theodoroi legacies here that might smell out a descendant.
"Whoever is telling that story must really like the sound of his voice, though," Katha muttered under her breath, which earned her a whip from one of the Beetle's limbs.
"Words mean little. Cultivate, aspirant."
"Yes, yes…"
She figured none of this would matter by the time she got out, anyhow. What was the ghost going to do, haunt her?
A/N: Well, here's my first omake for the turn. As you can tell, I decided to take a bit of an unorthodox twist on my fate result. After all, who told Manuel that the Ninth Prince stole Qi? Someone had to, so that means that there could be some unreliable narrator stuff going on, which me and @Swordomatic took full advantage of. I hope yall enjoy this omake, once again huge thanks to swordo for helping write this collab (he did the beetle bits).