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All joking aside, what would be a good way for Lunar Exalted to start mass producing Beastmen? I like the idea of monstrous armies in the service of the Lunar Exalted but I recognize that the whole "sex with animals to breed an army" is more than a bit ridiculous. Does anyone have any solutions?
TAW is awesome, and from what I remember, includes a charm that lets you chop off someone's limbs (or knock out his teeth, or rip out some organs) and then replace them with either normal mutations taken from your form library, or if you have (I think) the next charm in that tree, the severed parts of a god/demon/whatever-spirit (which also gives spirit charms matching the doner and/or lunar themes).All joking aside, what would be a good way for Lunar Exalted to start mass producing Beastmen? I like the idea of monstrous armies in the service of the Lunar Exalted but I recognize that the whole "sex with animals to breed an army" is more than a bit ridiculous. Does anyone have any solutions?
Since I'm in the thread, I'd like it if someone could clarify this for me: By my reading of the rules involved, it seems like Devil-tigers and the Heretical charms of Kerisgame would make you much more powerful than a equiv Solar, what with the 3rd Circle demons you have, the giant hidey space in your soul, and other things like that.
Am I wrong? If so, how?
Note that while the Infernals generate a bunch of third circles, they don't get the bind option for them. They can call them forth, but they have to get them to agree to do whatever they want on their own. So in essence they simply get more Demons to chose from(some of which probably start out somewhat positively inclined to the Infernal).Since I'm in the thread, I'd like it if someone could clarify this for me: By my reading of the rules involved, it seems like Devil-tigers and the Heretical charms of Kerisgame would make you much more powerful than a equiv Solar, what with the 3rd Circle demons you have, the giant hidey space in your soul, and other things like that.
Am I wrong? If so, how?
I believe Earthscorpion has talked about how they would have sorcererous golem stuff.You still have to actually summon the Demons, and the only advantage is that they are in your soul instead of Malfeas.
Solars probably also have equivalent Charmtech that gives them something that can produce some equivalent effect at the same level of Enlightenment, but in a different and more fitting way.
Since I'm in the thread, I'd like it if someone could clarify this for me: By my reading of the rules involved, it seems like Devil-tigers and the Heretical charms of Kerisgame would make you much more powerful than a equiv Solar, what with the 3rd Circle demons you have, the giant hidey space in your soul, and other things like that.
Am I wrong? If so, how?
All joking aside, what would be a good way for Lunar Exalted to start mass producing Beastmen? I like the idea of monstrous armies in the service of the Lunar Exalted but I recognize that the whole "sex with animals to breed an army" is more than a bit ridiculous. Does anyone have any solutions?
I was about to respond with "you can't fuck ants", but then I remembered the last response to such a statement:
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Fucking thanks for searing that quote into my mind @ZerbanDaGreat.
Fucking thank you.
By starting small, leaving them to grow, and accepting that your beastmen will also be a little mutant-y. Because who the hell creates a species that isn't self-sustaining?All joking aside, what would be a good way for Lunar Exalted to start mass producing Beastmen? I like the idea of monstrous armies in the service of the Lunar Exalted but I recognize that the whole "sex with animals to breed an army" is more than a bit ridiculous. Does anyone have any solutions?
I really don't know why people focus on things like tigermen and wolfmen so much anyway when they think of beastmen.
If I was building a beastmen army of soldiers, I'd go for antmen. One of the few species whose natural strengths synergise with humans, rather than weaken them.
(The unfortunate side effect is that antmen soldiers and workers would probably all be lolis, because they're sexually immature females and antmen would be smaller than regular humans so their adults would be shorter than normal humans. Goddamn you anime.)
No no, you should make your beastmen army of soldiers lobstermen.
Although that would probably violate the 'cannot mass produce supersoldiers better than Dragonbloods' rule of thumb you have because fuuuuuck Lobstermen
I really don't know why people focus on things like tigermen and wolfmen so much anyway when they think of beastmen.
If I was building a beastmen army of soldiers, I'd go for antmen. One of the few species whose natural strengths synergise with humans, rather than weaken them.
(The unfortunate side effect is that antmen soldiers and workers would probably all be lolis, because they're sexually immature females and antmen would be smaller than regular humans so their adults would be shorter than normal humans. Goddamn you anime.)
All joking aside, what would be a good way for Lunar Exalted to start mass producing Beastmen? I like the idea of monstrous armies in the service of the Lunar Exalted but I recognize that the whole "sex with animals to breed an army" is more than a bit ridiculous. Does anyone have any solutions?
Homebrew E2 Craft[Or Socialize/Survival/War] Charm that allows one to commit Essence to (Essence) familiars/non-sapient trained animal to ensure that it's progeny are produced/born with the right mutation/beastmen template, then breed them with opposite-sex animals.All joking aside, what would be a good way for Lunar Exalted to start mass producing Beastmen? I like the idea of monstrous armies in the service of the Lunar Exalted but I recognize that the whole "sex with animals to breed an army" is more than a bit ridiculous. Does anyone have any solutions?
Based solely on this video? I'd honestly say that he's a Second or Third Circle Demon of... Mardukth, let's say (possibly Isidoros?) who represents/expresses the nature of legends as distortions and expansions progressing from tales of actual figures - openly taking credit for LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER and walking around like Theion Jr. (twice the nice, thrice the smug!) and casually disregarding evidence that contradicts his claims - hell, barely even caring how you react to him - because that's just how legends are and he exists to celebrate and exemplify that.
Chiming Minaret walks up the palace stairs; casing off her cloak to reveal the robes of white beneath as she draws her Daiklave. She glares at the guards, almost daring them to lift a hand against her as her magic wills the great palace doors to open of their own volition and she raises her voice to speak. (I'll be using Commanding Presence of Fire here)
The guards step back in awe as a vaporous specter of shining essence rises from her unsheathed anima, it's entire body a mimicry of her own. And then the specter raises it's voice in unison with her own, and the entire world shakes as the specter speaks.
THROUGH LICENSE OF SHE WHO IS CALLED 'DANAA'D' I HAVE COME.
THOUGH MY FEET SHALL BE STAINED BY THE BASE EARTH I TREAD UPON, I HAVE COME.
I WILL DROWN THOSE WHO DEFY ME BENEATH THE ALL-CONSUMING TIDE OF MY SOUL.
THE VIRTUOUS AND THE PIOUS SHALL NOT FEAR ME.
I AM THE BLADE OF THE WATER DRAGON AND THE HAND THAT HOLDS IT.
I AM CHIMING MINARET.
I HAVE COME.
Chiming Minaret walks through the palace hall, her anima corroding the world around her as she drags the edge of Horizon Cutter against the floor beneath her. Her eyes are merciless steel and her shawl billows at the speed she walks at. She paces towards the king on his throne, decapitating him in a single motion before anyone can react (well, they can but my 12 successes tell me they aren't fast enough); she then grabs his head by the hair, holding it above her as she speaks again.
"You who did not strike me when I cut down your king, I salute you! I declare myself Empress of the Yidhisi Isles by right of superior enlightenment! Let all who wish to challenge me lift their blades in defiance and I will strike them down with the same mercy I showed the incompetent fool that you once called king!"
Not a single voice cries out at your proclamation; the palace is silent like the grave and only a few murmurs are passed amongst the guards as she seats herself in the throne.
(okay, are you happy now? no suffering, no TWEESTS and no gotchas. you got your sorcery and your empress-hood)
And an accurate one too.
Where was that writeup that Earthscorp made of a character based on Donald Trump?