TURN 2 RIVALS REPORT:
Kronos Corp (SYNDROME):
Rebuild Omnidroid Factories DC 100:
=???+???=102. Bare success!
Bleh...Syndrome already healing from the beating BB gave him is a bit of a bummer, but nothing we can do about it...also, if he didn´t heal from the beating, he might not have been able to pull off THIS:
Put a bounty on the Birthday Bandit DC Variable Higher the better:
=???+???=103 Great Success!
NOTE: Syndrome put a HUGE reward for the Birthday Bandit. Everyone and we mean EVERYONE is out to get it! Whoever brings Syndrome that clown will get a juicy reward! If you manage to be the lucky one, then Syndrome will give Abe the exorbitant amount of 10 INCOME. Though beware! You WILL face heavy opposition to hunt that clown, but if you do manage to achieve it…
National Action to look for the Birthday Bandit Unlocked!
...Fucking Hell, that bounty would be a frigging GODSEND to help us climb the "fiefdom tiers" quite a bit quicker - but with the kind of competition we´ll be facing and our relatively weak position on "the board",a lucky shot is our only realistic chance at making that one
...Depending on what kind of NA it is and what the DC is, our new friend Finale *might* be punchy enough to pull it off, but rn I am not yet banking on it...
DEI (DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ):
Upgrade Norm Prime DC 60
=???+???=125. Critical Success!
Build a Roller coaster Transportation System. DC 100:
=???+???=104. Success Critical Success!!!
Create Doof TV (DC: 80)
??? + ??? = 121. Success!
Use an Inator: Clown-Inator:
=30
Note: Doofenshmirtz has hit his city by accident with the Clown-Inator! All citizens of Doofania must go the next turn dressed as clowns! Next turn, any diplomacy Action Doof takes gets a -10 debuff.
Damn, the Doofster is picking up some *Crazy steam* right now - another reason for us to at least *Consider* slipping under his aegis if we can´t make Kingship of our own.
As for the white-haired woman, that MIGHT be Mirage again from the description, but not sure about it.
As for the Inator:
Bit annoying (and might allow BB to take a dive in Doofania), but not any worse us DQ folks had to deal with, so he should be able to bounce back easily.
THE U.S GOVERNMENT
Have Condorman Combat Crime DC: 60
??? + ??? = 71 Success!
Renew contract with Xanatos Enterprises DC 50:
=???+???=101. Critical Success!!!
The FEds try keeping themselves above the water by hypocritically hiring some legbreaker Supes and getting into bed with Xanatos?
Honestly to be expected and since I genuinely *don´t want the US to die any time soon for Endgame reasons*, that might even be GOOD in the long run...so yeah, I am okay with it.
Get ??? Out of ??? Dc:95
Roll: 64+??= 78 Failure!
Huh...so the Feds came to blows on our "turf" over *something or someone* against Cletus´ hillbilly clan/brood and got their asses handed?
Nice doing, Mr. Spuckler - we might wanna take a gander at his premises soon, guys...
Drakktech (SHEGO):
Lobby to Repeal the SRA DC: 35
??? + ??? = 111
(Syndrome: Repel Shego Anti SRA Attempts

WHAT THE HECK!? DC: 60
??? + ??? = 113
(Contested Diplo Roll: 111(Shego) VS 113 (Syndrome)= Syndrome Bare Success!)
Ok, so Syndrome seems to be the "pro-Toon King" this time around and managed to push back against Shego SRA Repeal?
Bit of a bummer, but at least it keeps the blowhard on his toes
Stamp Down Doof Support
DC: 70
=??? + ???=65 Bare Failure!
Failure!
Meeh, I´d prefer Shego to buddy up with Doof like in DQ, but I am not that bummed out by it.
Troll Syndrome on Social Media: (94):
At least Syndrome keeps getting shat on otherwise, so I am happy.
Springfield:
Burns:
Search for Medicine for ???: DC Higher the Better:
=82(Roll) +???=98 Great Success.
Note: Burns has found ???. He has avoided the effects of ??? and has managed to avoid receiving further maluses.
Find a New Hideout DC 80
=46(Roll) +27(Burns Intrigue)+22(Grimes Jr.)+2(Loyalty) -5(??)=92. Success!
Burns has managed to find a new hole to hide, you could tell without a doubt. Looking for him now is going to be harder than ever, of this, you were sure as hell.
Find ???: DC: Higher the better:
=42(Roll)+27(Burns Intrigue) +???-5(??)= 84. Great Success!!!
You felt a chill go down your spine one day. You have a feeling Burns just managed to achieve something great for him. You have no idea why you have this feeling or what could it be but you don't like this. At. All.
Note: Burns has managed to ???!!!
Shiiiiiiit - Burns being on a roll at clawing his way back into being a thorn in our side isn´t something we need right now
At least Fortuna saw fit to reimburse us for it this way:
Random Event Roll:72
REWARD: Wiggum and the police officers of Springfield have found themselves indebted to you for saving their precious doughnuts! They give a +10 bonus for finding Burns.
National Action to talk to the duck girl in juvenile detention.
A bit flabbergasted that the "Donut Thief" we made up while propping up the Springfield cops turned out to be real and also a *Duck* of all things (and a female one as well - the Talking to her NA is probably Diplo and therefore inside Flanders´ wheelhouse for now), but the PERMANENT +10 on anti-Burns actions willdefinitely help us keeping a lid on that fucker and hopefully do him in for good soon - another moment for "The Finale" to shine, if nothing else...
So yeah, a very interesting turn for our immediate competion for sure - now we´ll just wait to see what Frink´s Magic interlude is about and we can start rumbling about what to do next turn