[X] A critical hit! It's super effective!
You sigh, "If it gets you two to stop flirting in front of my spaghetti, sure."
(CRITICAL HIT!!)
Mami audibly gasps, her face turning red, "I-I, um, that wasn't...! Yumi!!"
Homura glares daggers at you, "Mami and I aren't involved in that kind of relationship!" She hurriedly defends.
Sayaka nearly chokes, causing Madoka to pat her on the back in an effort to help.
Kyoko is howling in laughter, gasping for air, "I always knew...!" She breathes in, "...You swung that way...!"
"Kyoko Sakura!!" Mami verbally flails, "Homura and I aren't in that kind of relationship! I mean, she's pretty, but...!" She realized what she just said. Her face is almost glowing now.
This causes Kirika to join in, laughing her head off.
Shoji just shakes his head fondly, "You broke them. Good job."
Oriko stares at you, trying desperately to stifle a smile.
You take immense satisfaction in the fact that, with but one sentence, you derailed the entire conversation. Go you.
(YUMI LEVELS UP!)
(YOU HAVE 8 STAT POINTS TO ASSIGN.)
[] Write in your stat growth!
-[] Learn/Replace skills?
(YOUR SWORD GROWS...)
(CHOOSE A SWORD PERK.)
[] Thunder Slash: Adds Thunder Slash (16 MP. Deals normal sword damage + Zionga)
[] Restrike: The first Dawn-Involved attack roll that would miss is rerolled once per fight.
[] Sharpening: Turns your bonus D6 into a D8.
[] Proficiency: Sword Skills cost 33% less (rounded down).
As you finish up your plate, you look around the room. Although the situation isn't as chaotic as it was just moments ago, there's now an odd sense of tension between Mami and Homura. It's not hostile, just...
Oh, it seems like Yuma and Nagisa went to the living room when all of this went down.
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