Iwa Bingo Book - Defaced copy
Property of some Random Pessimistic Chunin
The Crimson Kamaitaichi: Uchiha Hisana
(Credit to
@gamer50018; see
Seeing Red [Naruto]. Posted with permission.)
Name: Uchiha Hisana
Title: Crimson Kamaitaichi
Rank: Genin (Presumed to be promoted in near future)
Hah: Yes! Even the tree-huggers aren't that stupid.
Clan: Uchiha
Bloodline: Sharingan
(Cheaters)
Threat Level:
Extremely Dangerous A-Rank
Standing Orders: Kill On Sight
And, as always: Collect her eyeballs if you can.
Uchiha Hisana,
currently ranked as Genin, but suspected to be listed for promotion to Chunin or Tokubetsu Jonin.
One of only two survivors of the Uchiha massacre, and appears to be the acting Clan Head. She is known to possess a fully developed
Sharingan, and is usually seen alongside the other surviving Uchiha, Uchiha Sasuke. Member of Genin Team Seven, and is a student of
Hatake Kakashi. Her record is abnormally short, having only two officially known missions. However, both missions are stated to be A Rank. Her first mission, though apparently originally a caravan escort mission, was later categorised as an A Rank after the fact. The exact reasons for this are currently unknown, implying the situation to have been unusually important. Her second, more detailed mission led to the recent coup in the Land of Snow, where she killed at least on Jonin and the former daimyo personally and was singlehandedly responsible for the breaching of the palace defenses. She is also known to have fought during the attempted invasion of Konoha by Oto and Suna, where she is believed to have personally defeated many Chunin ranked opponents from both villages and killed several of Oto's elite, at least one of whom was an
A Rank ninja. She is to be
treated with caution, and
killed if at all possible. As with her sensei and cousin, recovery of her intact Sharingan is to be considered of paramount importance.
If you can see her, she can kill you faster than you can blink. If you can't see her, her teammates and sensei are halfway through killing you. Got it. I hate those types.
Threat Assessment:
Extremely high talent in
Kenjutsu. Utilises
multiple B and A Rank ninjutsu, primarily focusing on Wind Release, Water Release and Fire Release. Currently unconfirmed reports indicate that the Lightning Release technique she used during the coup in Snow may be the Chidori. Her technique used to kill daimyo Doto is believed to be impossible to replicate, due to using free floating Nature Chakra. However a weaker variant of it is highly likely to be encountered. Known to use the
Sharingan's genjutsu abilities in combat with some degree of skill, but is
inferior to most dedicated genjutsu specialists. Her
taijutsu abilities are currently identified as her greatest
weakness. Any ninja engaging Uchiha Hisana are advised to
disarm her at all costs, as without her kenjutsu skills she is drastically less dangerous.
Disarm her and fight her in a contest of strength. Assuming she doesn't pull another sword out of a seal or something. Well, I've survived worse, I think. The enemies you want are never the enemies you have.
Glad our spies got some of the original footage from that movie. It might not have been easy, but I get the feeling it'll be worth it. The intel you have is never the intel you need, but we're doing better than usual.
Uchiha Hisana has developed a
(well-earned) reputation for
extreme speed, compared to Shunshin no Shisui by at least one of the Jonin killed by her during the coup. Though this has been deemed an exaggeration, she is indeed known to be capable of incredible feats of speed. Any ninja engaging her must be prepared for extremely high speed combat. She is also known for extremely close teamwork with
Uzumaki Naruto (9-tails Jinchuuriki) and
Uchiha Sasuke, her teammates. However they are considered a lesser threat
at present. More dangerous is the likely presence of her Jonin Sensei,
Hatake Kakashi, the former student of the
Yellow Flash and son of the White Fang. See his entry for further information.
Kill her entire team and you'll be the greatest hero in Iwa's history. Try and fail and we'll pretend you never existed to protect our village (and drink a beer to your poor fool/unlucky life) (and probably have to pay reparations). Kami I hope I don't actually have to try to make any of these plans work.
Addendum: Managing to recruit/kidnap her or her cousin would also be great.
Addendum 2: Letting them survive long enough to get stronger is probably a really bad idea. Unless someone else gets lucky and kills them off first. That's the best bet yet.
Addendum 3: I hate studying enemy ninja and imagining all the horrible ways they'll kill everyone you loved in a few years.
Addendum 4: Unless you have enough numerical superiority to actually threaten her, consider surrender. Running probably won't help. Nor hiding: Sharingan. No point dying to re-prove the bloody #$%^ing Namikaze Maxim. She doesn't have a reputation for blood-thirst; hopefully she might actually care about that not changing.
Addendum 5: Read up on the international treaties to see if I can threaten her with a lawsuit if she attacks me. Probably won't work, but it's more likely to than anything else I can think of.
Addendum 6: Don't make eye-contact. Sharingan. Hate those.
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Huh. That got darker than I was expecting. And trying to get into the head of an enemy chunin who is trying to figure out how to survive a fight with her (and her team) was always going to get a bit dark.
As for colors: I thought the yellow was funny. I suspect Random Pessimistic Chunin always colors things in Yellow, to remind himself just how dangerous his line of works is.
I don't expect this to qualify for the bounty again - that's already claimed. 5 xp would be great, IMHO.
