[X] Plan: The Kingdom of Lies' Last Dying Breath

Let it be done and turn to building a new nation on the ashes of the old Kingdom.
 
Salt of The Bretonnian Negarverse - Part 1
Salt of the Bretonnian Negaverse, Part 1


Random Event Roll: 1d100 = 1!
Crisis Roll: 1d100 = 1!

*Army of the Dead appears and smashes the Rot-Tide*

Ifmehearme: ...WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Meuthsand: MILLIONS of Undead?! HOW?!?

Siegfried_Nnruts: I...I just...WHAT?!? WHERE THE FUCK DID THESE GUYS COME FROM?!? WHO THE FUCK IS THEIR LEADER?!? WHY IN ALL THE GODS NAME DO THEY HAVE SO MANY DRAGONS?!?

Radu_Werewolfy (Negaverse-QM): Well...

*QM reveals all the background Rolls and Lore for Aleksandr*

Siegfrid_Nnruts: Are you kidding me?! This motherfucking Vampire became a Minor God in, like, Twelve Turns?! What the fuck did he bribe the Dice Gods with?!

Knight_Of_Honor: More importantly: HOW THE FUCK COULD THE GM LET IT ESCALATE LIKE THIS WITHOUT US KNOWING?!? You are a dirty Railroader, Radu! F*CK YOU!!

Lady_Killer482: While Knight could've worded this more tactfully, I have to agree with the sentiment. You just created some dumb OC, made him overpowered and then tossed him at us for whatever Reason. Railroading at it's finest...

Radu_Werewolfy: I resent that claim. The Rolls were all legit. Not my fault that they were this ridiculously lopsided in Aleksandr's favor and against you. Also, I gave you guys PLENTY hints that something was going on in Mousillon. Sure, the current Crisis got in the way, but if you had spent just a few Intrigue Action on this, you could've uncovered it and sent the Green Knight to stop it before it got worse. I gave you plenty of time. Now it's too late. Because, yeah, you can't stop this barring some kind of Wonder. The Army of Death will defeat Bretonnia.

Ifmehearme: So, Quest is over?

Radu_Werewolfy: ...Well...let's say that you will have a certain Choice soon...you will see. The Bretonnia-Quest might be over...but that doesn't mean it can't continue in another form.

Siegfried_Nnruts: ...You have my Attention.
 
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[X] Plan: The Kingdom of Lies' Last Dying Breath

To the New Empure of Wallachia!!! May it reign for longer then ours ever did...fucking ottomans
 
[X] Plan: The Kingdom of Lies' Last Dying Breath
-[X] Raise The Dead: All dukedoms are places where many battles were fought having so hundreds of thousands or perhaps millions of known and unknown places where the dead were buried. An unknown amount of undead is raised.
-[X] Garrison The New Territory: Putting a garrison on your new territory is a wise decision.
--[X] Borderlaux (150,000 skeletons, 150,000 zombies, 100 fire dragons, 100 storm dragons, 1 Great Storm, 10,000 grave guard, 10,000 black knights, and 7 necromancers)
--[X] Aquitaine (150,000 skeletons, 150,000 zombies, 100 fire dragons, 100 storm dragons, 1 Great Storm, 10,000 grave guard, 10,000 black knights, and 7 necromancers)
-[X] Next Target?
--[X] Brionne: The dukedom of Brionne has a river border with the nation of Estalia, its duke is tasked with the protection of Bretonnia national waters, and so has a fleet of warships ready to be used, its capital has a seaport which is the second most busy seaport in all of Bretonnia and its said that it has been build upon the remains of an ancient High Elf settlement. (Dracul leads half our Forces there in Person.)
--[X] Carcossone: The most militarized dukedom of Bretonnia, the people of the duchy from the lowest peasants to the highest nobles were trained in the art of war since they could hold a weapon in their hands. It is currently being invaded by the orcs of the Irrana mountains that current intelligence gatherings have discovered that is led by a black orc warboss named ____, he doesn't have a name because he believes it will make him more fearsome. (Bahamut leads the other half of our Forces there, the Dragon Knights go with him.)
The only thing I disagree with here is that Carcossone is the one that will have a larger army since it's the most militarized and also has an orc war boss in it so Dracul should lead there.

Edit: the Fae enchantress has likely already left Brettonia. After having seen us decimate pretty much all the grail forces it makes the most sense.
 
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The only thing I disagree with here is that Carcossone is the one that will have a larger army since it's the most militarized and also has an orc war boss in it so Dracul should lead there.

Edit: the Fae enchantress has likely already left Brettonia. After having seen us decimate pretty much all the grail forces it makes the most sense.
Eh, Bahamut and the Knights should be more then enough to deal with all Enemies in Carcassonne, even without us. And I'm not leaving the Fay Enchantress-Thing up to Chance.
 
Eh, Bahamut and the Knights should be more then enough to deal with all Enemies in Carcassonne, even without us. And I'm not leaving the Fay Enchantress-Thing up to Chance.
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Total Casualties: 1,090,260 Skeletons, 1,075,190 Zombies, 800 Direwolves, 500 Fell Bats, 20 Terrorgheists.
Were the casualties we incurred with Dracul there to help. The last time we dealt with the orcs. I can understand the worry of the fae enchantress though so how about you add a sub vote to have Dracul scout ahead to see if he can sense her there and depending on if he does or not determines which army he leads.
 
Everyone, I put these two Points in Addition to my Plan.

--[X] Have Dracul scout ahead on both Targets. If he can sense the Fay Enchantress in one of the Duchies, he will lead half of the Army there while Bahamut leads the other half against the Other. If Dracul can't sense the Fay Enchantress in either Duchy, he will march with half of our Forces against Carcassone, while Bahamut leads the other half against Brionne.
--[X] The six Dragon Knights will go to Carcassonne to deal with the Orcs no matter who leads the Force marching there.
 
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