We Are the Gods of a New World Order [Warhammer 50K ~ Warp God Simulator]

[X] Plan Give me gacha or give me death

I say roll the gacha. With our insane luck, we could end up the goddess of Dakka, and end up with an Ork Warband somehow.

Roll them dice yo!
 
I already complained on how the Cult of Verdance doesn't quite feel like a religion outside of Dana's speeches, but beyond that I also feel as if the Imperial Cult doesn't feel like a religion any lay people believe here.
Remember that there are literally no ordained priests on this planet right now and haven't been for several years, prior to which there was about one. That really doesn't help with making sure the people are properly religious.
I say roll the gacha. With our insane luck, we could end up the goddess of Dakka, and end up with an Ork Warband somehow.
I have my doubts.
 
I say roll the gacha. With our insane luck, we could end up the goddess of Dakka, and end up with an Ork Warband somehow.

Roll them dice yo!
Not just Dakka! There are so many other delicious possible Domains out there!

There's our recently lost Love, the Artifice we had a brief fling with, the Hope that every Magical Girl Deity should have, something like Restoration that will help us save stupid parents who don't trust us or maybe even a Domain to let us raise the dead which I assume all of SV instinctively wants!
 
Not just Dakka! There are so many other delicious possible Domains out there!

There's our recently lost Love, the Artifice we had a brief fling with, the Hope that every Magical Girl Deity should have, something like Restoration that will help us save stupid parents who don't trust us or maybe even a Domain to let us raise the dead which I assume all of SV instinctively wants!

There is also stuff we won't want to use for PR reasons. If anyone wants the Plague Domain for old time's sake it's probably in there.
 
There is also stuff we won't want to use for PR reasons. If anyone wants the Plague Domain for old time's sake it's probably in there.
I mean, we already have "Literal Death" and "Benefitting form other's death". I don't think adding "Plague" to that is going to significantly change anything in our PR.

Please no, that dead horse is bad enough in Divided Loyalties, don't bring it here too.
That's probably the wrong wording to use here, really hard not to make the obvious joke.
 
Please no, that dead horse is bad enough in Divided Loyalties, don't start beating it here too.
If we can get a domain that lets us non-evilly raise the dead here, I'd be all for it. The inherent issues that exist with WHF necromancy aren't a thing in 40K, after all.
 
Votes will remain open overnight, as I don't need an answer to write most of the next update.

Do consider the values of the Gacha though! While it only gets you one domain--the worst you can get is something that has limited application that you don't like using because it's icky and not very PR conscious (Which then goes in the dustbin like the Old Gods threw all their positive domains), and the best are some potentially game-changing trump cards like Prowess, Artifice, Samsara, and similar stuff that hook onto your build and strap rocket engines to it.

If we get very lucky, we might get a domain that's worth two normal domains. If we don't, we'll either get only one normal domain or even a nearly-useless domain. So basically we'll only break even or better if we hit the top of the results table. Which is basically how all Gachas work: You have to play again and again just to maybe once get a result that's worth the money you put in for one roll, leaving you down all the money you spent on every other attempt. No thanks.
 
If we can get a domain that lets us non-evilly raise the dead here, I'd be all for it. The inherent issues that exist with WHF necromancy aren't a thing in 40K, after all.
So far, there's only one way to get anything like it.

Wanna take a chance?

Methods are important. Theft and murder happen everywhere, but Plague is something pretty strongly associated with Nurgle. We should avoid it.
The Nurgle we are already associated with? We can just use it better, to spread symbiotic microbiologic life rather than parasitic. The people who would hate us for our image already do.
 
Plague is worse because Plague is Archetypal Nurgle, a clean death is far more PR friendly .
Unless we can use plague to spread, I don't know, a disease that bolsters our followers immune systems or something, I suspect the only use we'll get from a plague domain will be against Tyranids, Orks, and fungi that tries to infect our crops.
 
The Nurgle we are already associated with? We can just use it better, to spread symbiotic microbiologic life rather than parasitic. The people who would hate us for our image already do.

We are indeed already associated with Nurgle, it is posibile to become even more so. As the Marines how people from all walks of life can be persuaded we are not Chaos so the less we look like the Lord of Decay the better.
 
Unless we can use plague to spread, I don't know, a disease that bolsters our followers immune systems or something, I suspect the only use we'll get from a plague domain will be against Tyranids, Orks, and fungi that tries to infect our crops.
IIRC, didn't Nurgle also use his plagues to (forcibly) empower his minions, making them more resistant to damage and the like? Should at least be plausible to get some of it without the unethical parts.
 
What is this referring to? Isn't a Haruspex a giant Tyranid thing?
It's a Latin word originally. Means diviner. Well, specifically the type that reads omens in the entrails of animals.

Presumably some kind of Daemon. Whether actually divination-linked or Alectai liked the sound of the name is up in the air.
 
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IIRC, didn't Nurgle also use his plagues to (forcibly) empower his minions, making them more resistant to damage and the like? Should at least be plausible to get some of it without the unethical parts.

I don't think he was so much using Plague as using Endurance and forced to jam Plague in there because it was a core domain. Plague is not actually good for making people better.
 
IIRC, didn't Nurgle also use his plagues to (forcibly) empower his minions, making them more resistant to damage and the like? Should at least be plausible to get some of it without the unethical parts.
He could use his plagues to empower individuals at least (see: Typhus), but for the most part it looks to me that the only 'benefit' the plague part of his blessing gave was getting his followers used to pain, and the fact that if your organs are already rotting it doesn't matter so much if they get blown out.
 
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