Draft 1:
The Reconciliation of Zeus and Hera
by
Timanthes, son of Thymoetes
Dramatis Personae:
Zeus - King of the Gods, husband of Hera
Hera - Queen of the Gods, wife of Zeus
Artemis - Goddess of the Hunt
Hestia - Goddess of the Hearth
Basic Plot:
Zeus, tired of Hera's nagging, once more leaves Olympus for the mortal lands to seek another lover. He has not yet even begun his search, however, when he hears a clamor coming from Olympus. Thus he turns back, in order to find out the cause of the ruckus.
Upon returning to the sacred mountain, Zeus finds that the realm of the gods has descended into chaos, half-revelry and half-battle. Aghast, Zeus seeks out Hestia for an explanation for the madness. Hestia says that Hera, who keeps order in Olympus when Zeus is away, as befits her role as Queen of the Gods, has gone away. To where? No one knows. After restoring order to Olympus, Zeus commands all the gods to go out in search of his missing wife.
It is Artemis who finds her, hidden in a cave in Italy, close to where Furthest Eretria was founded. She tells Zeus that Hera refuses to leave the cave for any reason but would not tell Artemis the reason why. Hearing this, all the gods begin to compete to draw Hera from her cave, having experienced the chaos that comes from her absence. None of their methods work, however. When everyone else has had their turn, Hestia speaks to Zeus of a plan she has devised. Zeus, in disguise as Hestia and wearing her shawl, will enter the cave and attempt to speak with Hera, in order to find out why she's hiding. Zeus agrees to the plan and enters the cave.
Inside the cave, Zeus finds Hera, alone and miserable. Prompting her under the guise of Hestia, Hera laments how all her brothers and sisters are in happy marriages, while she, the very goddess of marriage, languishes in her "union" with her boorish husband. Moved, Zeus tells his wife of the chaos that ensued in Olympus following her absence, noting that she is not only the goddess of marriage, but also Queen of the Gods. Her place will always be above her subjects, and beside her king. With that, Zeus sheds his disguise. Hera is taken by surprise at this revelation, and doubts the truth in his words. Zeus assures her that all he said is true, and that what he will say next is also true: no longer will Cronides search for another bride, not when the queen of brides is his. They share a happy moment.
Finally convinced, Hera leaves the cave hand-in-hand with Zeus. Together, they revel and admire the gods' handiwork in attempting to bring her out. She blesses the cave, as well as the fields and mountains that surround it with much bounty before departing with the other gods back to Olympus.