Game of the Year: A Naruto Quest

[X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
-[X] Grab his sword on your way out.
-[X] Fight Dirty
-[X] If the opportunity presents itself, all you need is one clean shot to kill him.
 
I can't draw a diagram- on mobile- but I'll describe the layout real quick.

Tokei is current in the kitchen/dining room, in front of the back door. To his left is the entrance to the living room. Mother is to the side and front of him. She's against the wall and on her feet. Behind her and to the left is another door to the living room. Next to that door is a door to the sitting room. A few feet further down on the other side is the stairs to the second floor.

You're a few feet passed the stairs. Behind you is a short hallway that leads to a small entrance room with floor to ceiling windows, the front door, and the umbrella stand with Tokei's sword.

Upstairs, it's mostly bedrooms and one sun nook. Daisuke isn't entirely sure what's in everyone else's; going in other people's rooms is rude. In Daisukes room, it's mostly bare except for some toys and books.

As far as knives go, Daisuke knows where a few are. For example, the one he's currently holding is from under the kitchen table. Hiding them is Tokeis hobby. There's one or more in every room, but Daisuke only knows where ones in the sitting room and the sun room are off the top of his head. He can find the others but it would take time.

EDIT: bathroom is upstairs too. Forgot about that.

Thank you. I really wish I was better at mentally picturing locations though since that's gotten me more confused. My fault not your description's.

Alright, I guess I should try to make some battle plans.

For surprise attacks

The gist of these plans is to appear as if we're fleeing, break line-of-sight, then attack with a bladed weapon from a

[X]Plan Knock-Knock
-[X]Grab the sword, run outside, and close the door
-[X]Stab him in the legs or torso as soon as he opens the door.
-[X]The pain and shock should make him kneel over slightly which should leave his head open to an assault.
-[X]As long as we keep him occupied long enough, mum should be able to get a sneak attack on his back, hopefully with a weapon

This was my original plan of attack, but I specified closing the door which gets us out of LoS and should allow us to get off a free stab especially as there's no room for him to dodge since he's coming out of one singular exit point. Afterwards, we seize the initiative and try to beat him.

[X]Plan Sun's in My Eyes!
-[X]Run upstars and grab the knife in the sun room.
-[X]Crawl out of the sun roof and go above the window
-[X]When he tries to follow, stab him, neck if he peeks out first, fingers if he tries to climb out, back if he leaps out.
-[X]If he still follows you up on the roof, then attack him with taijutsu and focus on knocking him off-balance and making him fall off the roof and onto the ground.
-[X]If he stays in the room, then lunge in, latch onto his face and start elbowing, clawing, biting; basically anything and everything to put him down.

We know there's a knife in the sun room, and that the sun roof offers an alternative way to escape. The surprise attack vector is dependent on how the sun roof's window opens, be it sideways or up.

Frontal Assault:

[X]Plan Live Free or Die Hard
-[X]Remember the teachings of Gai-Sensei,"No enemy is unbeatable" and fight with all that he has taught you.
-[X]Taunt Tokei, "What's your sister going to think knowing her brother killed a child he swore to protect?! Are you going to hold her child, little baby Tokei with the bloodstained hands of a child-killer?! You call yourself a samurai, but you have no honor! You're the real disgrace!"

Yeah, this is basically the balls-to-the-wall, all-or-nothing attack with an healthy dose of trash talk. His sister is a weak point of his, so bringing her up is either going to make him hesitate or weaken his resolve or just infuriate him.

Run, Run, Run Away:

[X]Plan Loop-a-Loop
-[X]Knock Mr. Straw over to act as a small deterrent to buy you time while you run outside and close the door.
-[X]Instead of running away, jump over the fence to the backyard(I have no idea if this is a thing, and if it isn't, this plan is moot)
-[X]Hide and hope that Tokei will assume you ran off.


Also, if people are still arguing for a random ninja to save us,

"Which reminds me… where are the Shinobi? From the tales in Inkuru, one should be able to walk through Konoha without stumbling into a dozen of them."

From an earlier chapter, one of the Daimyo's escorts mentions how barren the streets are of Shinobi, so I wouldn't put my hopes in them to save us.

Well, that's all I got for now. If you've got any suggestions be they tweaks, flaws, or improvements, please mention them. While I know that respawning is probable, I do not wish to die so early.
 
From an earlier chapter, one of the Daimyo's escorts mentions how barren the streets are of Shinobi, so I wouldn't put my hopes in them to save us.

Well, that's all I got for now. If you've got any suggestions be they tweaks, flaws, or improvements, please mention them. While I know that respawning is probable, I do not wish to die so early.
That was immediately after the Kyūbi, Tokei even mentioned that normally they would be stumbling into shinobi. Then there's this quote from a little later...
Leaving the house by yourself isn't exactly a new occurrence. You've been doing it since you turned four. It must be because you live in a shinobi village; otherwise, you doubt Mother would let you off unattended. But Konoha is just that kind of place. Roving gangs of tiny children wander the dirt roads during all hours of sunrise, searching for people to play with and adventures to get up to. And if there's any trouble, there's always a shinobi somewhere within earshot. You're fairly sure that if you ever do something wrong there'll be a full report on it attached to the refrigerator before you're even done doing it.
 
That was immediately after the Kyūbi, Tokei even mentioned that normally they would be stumbling into shinobi. Then there's this quote from a little later...

Alright, so getting Shinobi intervention is possible. Sooooooo, we go for screaming our heads off or no? Because that's the only way I can think of getting their attention, going outside and screaming.

It's high-risk and high-reward though. Tokei can easily catch up to our stubby 5 year-old legs, so we won't have much time. I wish we knew if there was a crowd outside or if we had neighbors that we could use as meat-shields distractions.

Heh, I'm half-tempted to have him cry out, "Fire," just because that allows gets people's attention...and is actually what is recommended to do during an attack because everyone responds to a fire.

Mind making an escape plan then or should I?

Also, WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP VOTING TO USE THE KATANA AS THE PRIMARY WAY OF FIGHTING! WE HAVE NEVER TOUCHED A BLADE IN OUR LIVES AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO USE IT BEYOND PUT THE POINTY END IN SOMEONE! IF YOU WANT TO GO FOR A FRONTAL ASSAULT, THEN USE THE SKILLS YOU DO HAVE IE TAIJUTSU.
 
Lul we're definitely going to go and slaughter the Imagawa clan entire if mom dies.

[X] Tokei is beyond you. He's a fully trained samurai and you're fucking five! You need to run! You need to run right now and call for help!

We really ain't good enough to stop him yet. Still... you bitch, restricting our future and calling our mom a bitch whore because of your Lord's failings? Hahahaha. Even if you survive this, we are killing the fuck outta you later Tokei.

Mother hesitates for a moment, glancing at you. "Is that even permissible?" she asks. "After all, Daisuke is a natural born citizen of the Land of Fire."
Should be "Daisuke isn't a natural born citizen of the Land of Fire"

"Your son deserves nothing!" Tokei snarls. "As you well know! What could he deserve?! He is nothing but the bastard stain on my lord's honor that comes from taking a whore as a concubine!"
I can totally feel that whole Samurai Honour here. I can't willingly vote to become a Samurai after this at all.
 
People who are voting to run away, maybe switch to my plan? It's essentially the same idea. The main issue is that we can't outrun him, so we need to get a ninja nearby to save us. My plan isn't for us to fight him. It revolves around trying to stay alive and bide time.
 
[X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
-[X] Grab his sword on your way out.
 
People who are voting to run away, maybe switch to my plan? It's essentially the same idea. The main issue is that we can't outrun him, so we need to get a ninja nearby to save us. My plan isn't for us to fight him. It revolves around trying to stay alive and bide time.
You plan is practically the non-write in option.

It's only accomplished splitting the vote.
 
[X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
-[X] Grab his sword on your way out.
-[X] Fight Dirty
-[X] If the opportunity presents itself, all you need is one clean shot to kill him.
 
Okay, sure. I don't want to run - it seems to be against the "never give up" nindo Daisuke's going for, and this is the Tutorial so nothing too terrible should be happening to us if we die.

Plus, Gai's entire speech about "never give up" is big foreshadowing that there is always a path to win. We just need to find it.

[X] andy50
 
[X]Plan Knock-Knock
-[X]Grab the sword, run outside, and close the door
-[X]Stab him in the legs or torso as soon as he opens the door.
-[X]The pain and shock should make him kneel over slightly which should leave his head open to an assault.
-[X]As long as we keep him occupied long enough, mum should be able to get a sneak attack on his back, hopefully with a weapon

This seems like it might work.
 
Don't underestimate a trained kid, guys. Remember, Kakashi was a chuunin at 6 years old - even though he had chakra early and so can't be compared to us, we may have highly aberrant combat power for a five year old.
 
Just a thought if we go upstairs and bring kotei to follow us will this be a opportunity for our mother to get the sword and stab him from behind after all he thing her as no thread

he just wants to eliminate us and if possible not our mother because of his master

just Spekulation from me what could happen
 
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Don't underestimate a trained kid, guys. Remember, Kakashi was a chuunin at 6 years old - even though he had chakra early and so can't be compared to us, we may have highly aberrant combat power for a five year old.
Calling us trained might be stretching it a bit. Kakashi was a chūnin at 6 partly because they were fast tracking promotions during the war. Gai was a chūnin at 7, Obito and Rin got promoted at 11.
 
[X]Plan Knock-Knock
-[X]Grab the sword, run outside, and close the door
-[X]Stab him in the legs or torso as soon as he opens the door.
-[X]The pain and shock should make him kneel over slightly which should leave his head open to an assault.
-[X]As long as we keep him occupied long enough, mum should be able to get a sneak attack on his back, hopefully with a weapon

i was about to write a plan just like this, with one exception. After the first strike, if he's injured enough to make escaping possible but not enough for us to be capable of defeating him, run away. Or even, after the first strike, drop the sword and use taijutsu while he's surprised.

he is surely better than us in any way, so the only chance we have is taking him by surprise. If he thinks we're running away he'll not expect to be attacked instead when he follows us outside

With us having absolutely no training in kenjutsu the sword will probably be usefull for one surprise attack at most.


EDIT: just looked the tally, i found what i wanted!

[X]You need to draw him away from your mother, so run outside.
-[X]Grab his sword next to the door.
-[X]Instead of running away in the street, stay in the blind spot by the door and ambush him when comes rushing by stabbing him in the leg.
-[X]Let go of the sword and engage him in taijutsu, using his shock and pain to your advantage.
 
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Don't underestimate a trained kid, guys. Remember, Kakashi was a chuunin at 6 years old - even though he had chakra early and so can't be compared to us, we may have highly aberrant combat power for a five year old.

Kakashi has a major force multiplier, namely chakra.

i was about to write a plan just like this, with one exception. After the first strike, if he's injured enough to make escaping possible but not enough for us to be capable of defeating him, run away. Or even, after the first strike, drop the sword and use taijutsu while he's surprised.

he is surely better than us in any way, so the only chance we have is taking him by surprise. If he thinks we're running away he'll not expect to be attacked instead when he follows us outside

With us having absolutely no training in kenjutsu the sword will probably be usefull for one surprise attack at most.

The intent is for him to drop the sword after the first strike than attack with taijutsu. I thought that part was clear though perhaps I need to revise it to be more explicit.

And yes, I guess that plan also works for an escape strategy.

[X]Plan Hit and Run
-[X]Grab the sword, run outside, and close the door
-[X]Stab him in the legs as soon as he opens the door.
-[X]Run away and start screaming for help. With his leg hurt, he shouldn't be able catch up with you.

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[X]You need to draw him away from your mother, so run outside.
-[X]Grab his sword next to the door.
-[X]Instead of running away in the street, stay in the blind spot by the door and ambush him when comes rushing by stabbing him in the leg.
-[X]Let go of the sword and engage him in taijutsu, using his shock and pain to your advantage.

...That basically is the same plan as plan Knock-Knock seeing as I made both of them with the same intent. The only difference in the two was that Knock-Knock has mom possibly stabbing Tokei in the back while we try to beat him back.
 
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If we drop the sword after just injuring Tokei, he'll pick it up and attack us with it.

Wouldn't it be better to throw it farther away from us so he would at least have to go get it if he wants it?
 
[]Plan Knock-Knock
-[]Grab the sword, run outside, and close the door
-[]Stab him in the legs or torso as soon as he opens the door.
-[]The pain and shock should make him kneel over slightly which should leave his head open to an assault.
-[]As long as we keep him occupied long enough, mum should be able to get a sneak attack on his back, hopefully with a weapon

This is better than any other fight plan I've seen so far. Us running outside forces Tokei to hurry out as well, so he doesn't have time to hurt our mother too badly, or do anything too fancy with his initiation. The doorway makes the situation really favorable to us, and the timing is the easiest we are going to get. Us being able to stab Tokei there is by no means guaranteed, but I'm convinced it is the best chance we have, if we want to fight.

Also to @Raven's Requiem , "Simple taijutsu" against a vastly superior warrior loses to "Push the long sharp object into it" against that same warrior, everytime. No matter how poor our "long sharp object" handling skills. Heck, we might not be able to KO Tokei with a fist even if he gave us a free hit. Our only shot would be to hit him somewhere really critical, and he would have to not roll with the punch at all. Even then, he might have the wits to stab us in the skull with his knife afterwards. And he will not give us a free hit... Essentially: Sword is a chance, albeit smallish. Fists are just losing.

Edit: Changing to hit and run, same concept applies.
[X]Plan Hit and Run
-[X]Grab the sword, run outside, and close the door
-[X]Stab him in the legs as soon as he opens the door.
-[X]Run away and start screaming for help. With his leg hurt, he shouldn't be able catch up with you.
 
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Don't underestimate a trained kid, guys. Remember, Kakashi was a chuunin at 6 years old - even though he had chakra early and so can't be compared to us, we may have highly aberrant combat power for a five year old.
....We are not trained.

We haven't even finished the combat tutorial!
 
[X]Plan Hit and Run
-[X]Grab the sword, run outside, and close the door
-[X]Stab him in the legs as soon as he opens the door.
-[X]Run away and start screaming for help. With his leg hurt, he shouldn't be able catch up with you.


...That basically is the same plan as plan Knock-Knock seeing as I made both of them with the same intent. The only difference in the two was that Knock-Knock has mom possibly stabbing Tokei in the back while we try to beat him back.
it's not even a real difference actually. It's not like we can control her actions after all.
Adhoc vote count started by Pittauro on Oct 7, 2018 at 10:38 PM, finished with 237 posts and 55 votes.

  • [X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
    [X] Tokei is beyond you. He's a fully trained samurai and you're fucking five! You need to run! You need to run right now and call for help!
    [X] Grab Tokei's sword, and start running up the stairs. When he gets close, launch yourself backwards and try stabbing the Samurai. When you hit the floor, throw yourself away from the stairs and run for help. If he grabs you, fight as hard as you can and don't be afraid of dirty tricks.
    [x] You're the one he wants! Draw Tokei upstairs! There has to be something you can use to defeat him there!
    -[x] if possible grab one of the knifes hidden around the house, try to hide it from Tokei till the chance to use it arrives.
    [x] You're the one he wants! Draw Tokei upstairs! There has to be something you can use to defeat him there!
    [X]Plan Hit and Run
    -[X]Grab the sword, run outside, and close the door
    -[X]Stab him in the legs as soon as he opens the door.
    -[X]Run away and start screaming for help. With his leg hurt, he shouldn't be able catch up with you.
    [X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
    -[X] Grab his sword on your way out.
    -[X] Fight Dirty
    -[X] If the opportunity presents itself, all you need is one clean shot to kill him.
    [X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
    -[X] Grab his sword on your way out.
    [X]You need to draw him away from your mother, so run outside.
    -[X]Grab his sword next to the door.
    -[X]Instead of running away in the street, stay in the blind spot by the door and ambush him when comes rushing by stabbing him in the leg.
    -[X]Let go of the sword and engage him in taijutsu, using his shock and pain to your advantage.
    [X] Kite the bitch! You cannot defeat him on your own, but you are a future shinobi of Konoha, and that means relying on your comrades. Lure Tokei into a public area, and other shinobi will surely assist you! That doesn't mean you can't try to get your own hits in. Put Gai's training to use.
    [X] Write-In: Play the Game, Not the Player
    [X]Plan Knock-Knock
    -[X]Grab the sword, run outside, and close the door
    -[X]Stab him in the legs or torso as soon as he opens the door.
    -[X]The pain and shock should make him kneel over slightly which should leave his head open to an assault.
    -[X]As long as we keep him occupied long enough, mum should be able to get a sneak attack on his back, hopefully with a weapon
    [X] Run up the stairs, if Tokei is running after you, when you reach the top jumpkick Tokei down the stairs. If he's not following fast then open a window and scream for help.
    [X] You're a small exhausted child up against an experienced killer who doesn't even like you. Welp, time to cheat and blatantly metagame.
    -[X] Ask for him to have the common decency to at least lock your mother up, unharmed, in a different room so she doesn't have to watch her son get murdered. You have no intention on running, you're too tired, so you might as well have a seat while you wait for him to return.
    -[X] Use the time to figure out an approach to let you fulfill the Unsheathing the Blade and He Who Watches Achievements. Hopefully he'll be willing to grant a cooperative child's dying wish to learn a few things that always eluded his grasp.
    [x] If you run, Tokei will take it out on Mother before chasing you. You can't let that happen! You know some Taijutsu! You'll fight him head on!
    [X] Tell him you'll change your name and make sure the daimyo never finds out, if that doesn't work run and try to get help.
    [X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
    -[X] Start screaming your head off, someone has to be nearby.
    -[X] Use every dirty trick in the book.
    [X] Draw Tokei upstairs
    -[X] Try to grab a hidden knife on the way, and keep it hidden on your person
    -[X] Open an upstairs window and shout for help
    -[X] Stay within the window's range as Tokei approaches. Pretend to be too tired to fight back and attack Tokei just as he lets his guard down
    -[X] Jump out the window if the previous attack fails.
    [x] If you run, Tokei will take it out on Mother before chasing you. You can't let that happen! He doesn't have his sword on him, you passed it when Gai Sensei put Mr Straw down! Take it and use it to stab Tokei!
    [x] You're the one he wants! Draw Tokei upstairs! There has to be something you can use to defeat him there!
    -[x] if possible grab a hidden knife from somewhere, try to hide it from Tokei till the chance to use it arrives.
    [X] Gai had just left moments ago. Attack him, then lure him outside. Theres no way a veteran shinobi would miss the sound of a battle.
    [X] Plan We're five, or, I hope someone heard that table
    -[X] First, protect mother: "Imagawa-sama would grieve should anything happen to his Lily of the Mountain. And the only way to stop me from becoming a ninja of kohona is to stop me"
    -[X] Second, use time while talking to recheck the room and plan. Shit. Nothing. At first glance. And he's going to throw that knife if we run for the door, and mother will intercept it and die. Keep him talking.
    -[X] Third: hope to fuck someone is coming to invistigate, but actually be sincere, as we literally do not know much about what options are generally available. "If you kill me, mother will stop at nothing to take vengeance for your dishonrable act, and if she dies, Imagawa-sama will grieve, and even if not, my death will hurt her, and he will, again grieve.
    -[X] But I promise you, you can convince me to not become a ninja. I wish to do so because it will help me protect mother. But that is moot when the choice threatens her life, and to be honest, I don't know much of the ways you spoke of to live an honourable life like you said. You can stop me and keep your honour still. Convince me, please, try. Tell me about Hagekko."
 
[X] You must protect your mom, everything Gai-sensei has taught you has been for a moment like this. You can't beat Tokei, but you can buy time for surrounding ninja to help. Lure him outside, where there is more space, and try to be loud and boisterous to attract surrounding ninja. Engage in evasive maneuvers.
-[X] Grab his sword on your way out.
-[X] Fight Dirty
-[X] If the opportunity presents itself, all you need is one clean shot to kill him.
 
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