Game of the Year: A Naruto Quest

"A major part of appearance is knowing how to dress specifically for yourself. Colors, how things are cut, what's appropriate to what kinds of events, weather, and so on. Part of your formal lessons on this topic will be addressed at such things. We will then take lunch, and I will instruct you on how to hold yourself in public, how to draw attention without being obvious about it, and how to play a crowd without seeming like you're even aware of them. Such things will be part of your education over the next few months."
Also mastery is when you can wear a green jumpsuit and be only gazed upon with envy
 
X] [CHAKRA CONTROL] You know that no one else has mastered Tree Walking yet, and you're fairly sure that no one has even started with it. You can master it and set yourself ahead of the pack.

[X] [GENJUTSU] You've had an idea for a Genjutsu for a while. It involves your sword, your fan, and hitting just the right note. Creating a technique from nothing is a tall order, but you've done harder things!

[X] [HENGE] What's the most important thing about transformation? Being able to do it flawlessly. You'll stand and transform over and over, until you can assume the appearance of everyone in your class seamlessly.

[X] [HISTORY] It's hard to believe, but there was a time before Hidden Villages. You can't really picture it, but old tales from those days have survived. You want to know more. You'll assemble a presentation on the time before villages, the Warring States era, and present that to the class.

[X] [MATH] An important part of Shinobi Math is calculating areas and distances at a glance. And you know what would show off your mastery of that? Designing the perfect trap layout. You'll make one on graph paper and then recreate it during a spar.

[X] [NINJUTSU] You have chakra, and you know how to enhance your body with it. You also have a sword. There should be a way for you to put those two things together- and if not, you can make one.

You're missing a bracket my friend.
 
@Paloswag I like your technique. Its simple and will prob be very effective combined with Daisuke's close combat skills. Hopefully in the future, we can learn this. In the meantime, sound genjutsu has a good AOE and seems to also be effective against high tiered opponents like pain.
I have no problem with sound based genjutsu, what I do take issue with is using up both our hands. The fan is useless in combat until we can use wind jutsu or something with it.

I think it's better to fight with a sword in one hand and with the other hand free. If we then learn one-handed hand seals it would be more versatile.
I prefer either the genjutsu that conceals part of the blade or the sight based one with the light and swirls. They do not require two items to function.
 
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I mean, Mastering it would probably make the sword-fan Genjutsu dramatically easier to perform.
 
No, my getting irritated at you was stupid, not you. My fault for not being clear. Edited the post above to avoid that misunderstanding as you were posting.

I'd be interested in this later for sure, it's just Ves told us that this one might be too subtle to count as a demonstration for this quest. And since we dropped some subjects we HAVE to make everything on this list to win.

It's pretty easy to make a demonstration of this. Make sure to loudly brag to our friends about our awesome new Genjutsu while Iruka or Mizuki are nearby and then show it to them.
 
On chakra control
Tree walking:
Pros: visually impressive, I'm assmuming that this is easier than the others
cons: If Sakura notices she'll manage to do it straight away

It might be worth keeping in mind, that the water walking isn't such a leap from tree walking.
Basically, if we have the time and the option after mastering tree walking we should immediately continue with the water walking exercise.
Naruto struggled with the tree walking, but got the water walking relatively quickly in canon, so I think there's significant difference regarding the chakra drain, which might favor us over Sakura.

@Vesvius - exp to appearance.

"You said that you had something important to discuss with me, mother?" You state formally as yo walk into the living room. Manami, said mother, is sitting regally in the chair she reserves for entertaining guests and her more formal interactions with you. Some might find the formality with her child weird, but you are well aware of the standards of nobility and proper interpersonal interactions. All things in their time and place.

"Yes, son, something rather vital." She gives a soft smile. "You've recently turned 13 and your graduation fast approaches. You may have noticed some changes coming to your body, and..."

You blanch. Is this the talk? Is your mother giving you the talk? You knew this was bound to happen. Vague remembrances of your past life aside, some of your friends had already hinted at the horrors of having to go through this themselves. However, you have a trump card reserved for just this occasion.

Your mom beats you to it, however, holding up a hand to forestall, while giving you an amused look. "As fun as it would be to give you that particular talk, it's unnecessary. I'm well aware the academy covers such things. It would be irresponsible not to, given the level of independence granted to shinobi teams."

You let out a breath. Crisis adverted.

"Related, however."

...she's fucking with you. You know that she is. The slight upturn of her right lip says she's enjoying your comfortableness immensely.

"There are certain things that you need to be aware of, certain training that you have to undergo now that you're fully growing into your body. Both I and your father have bred true, in you, and that's something must be cultivated."

And now you're just mildly lost.

"Daisuke. You're aware that you're already one of the most attractive individuals in your class?"

You mull it over. It wasn't something you'd actually sat down and thought about, but it was something you'd, perhaps, taken for granted. Everyone was just starting to get into the age where you'd notice the occasional look, and some of your classmates acting a touch odd around you. Giving it some consideration, you'd say you were in the same ballpark of such attentions as Sauske. He was ahead of you in such regards, factoring in his tragic backstory and the loner stick he pulled, but there wasn't anyone else in the class that demanded such attention. On the boys side, at least.

"Indeed." You give a small nod to show your understanding.

"It's going to get more so. I can see your father's features already coming through. In the next few months there will be few people in the village on your level. You'll find that such attractiveness makes your life easier, for the most part. People more willing to talk to you, trust you, give you opportunities. There are lesser drawbacks, however. People will be paying more attention to you in general, there will be those that take an almost vindictive pleasure in watching for you to slip or have a bad day, and you'll have to deal with your adoring fans."

That did give you pause as you placed yourself in Sauske's position. That...wasn't the most enviable future you could see in your mind.

She gives you a knowing smile, easily reading your thoughts. "Part of your training will be focusing on how to deal with these things, turning them to your advantage, or mitigating them where needed. As you can imagine, this is important. The number of suitors I've had to deal with alone would have caused a good deal of inconveniences and headaches if I hadn't had the proper training to deal with them."

You...really didn't need to hear about your mother's suitors.

"On the other hand." She drawls slightly, demonstrating where you picked up the habit. "It has worked to your advantage."

This earns an eyebrow raise on your part.

"Your classmates did spend an inordinate amount of time here compared to elsewhere, as I'm sure you noticed. The amount of travel time you saved and having classmates frequently on hand only did positive things for your advancement and studies."

You blink. "Are you implying that..."

"I usually found time to make a brief appearance while you had classmates over? I was a teenager myself, not long ago."

You shudder slightly.

"I believe that's enough for the formal discussion." She stands. "It's time for a field trip to begin the practical classes."

You honestly have no idea what that would entail. Socializing with random people, maybe? Watching her do so?

"Time to go clothes shopping." She nods decisively, and you bite back the horror that shoots through you. You've spent enough time doing that with Ino, you know where this is going.

"A major part of appearance is knowing how to dress specifically for yourself. Colors, how things are cut, what's appropriate to what kinds of events, weather, and so on. Part of your formal lessons on this topic will be addressed at such things. We will then take lunch, and I will instruct you on how to hold yourself in public, how to draw attention without being obvious about it, and how to play a crowd without seeming like you're even aware of them. Such things will be part of your education over the next few months."

You find yourself very thankful for how little you need to sleep.

"After that, Gai-san has graciously agreed to come and have a chat with you, man to man as your father isn't around."

Gai? What did Gai have to do with this? Oh. Oh no. No no no.

"You said...but you said it wasn't necessary because the academy covered it!"

There's a gleam in her eye. "Unnecessary, yes. It would be unbecoming of me as a mother to allow you to skip out on the lesson one on one with an older male. As the closest thing to a male role model and father figure to you in this village, Gai-san is the optimal choice."

This...this was a special kind of hell, reserved for those that got a disappointing rating in their previous life.

God, I hate you.

[X] [CHAKRA CONTROL] You know that no one else has mastered Tree Walking yet, and you're fairly sure that no one has even started with it. You can master it and set yourself ahead of the pack.

[X] [GENJUTSU] You don't have any offensive Genjutsu, and that's a problem. You'll experiment and try to come up with something that accentuates your favorite mode of attack: kenjutsu. By creating a technique that conceals the top two or three inches from the tip of your sword, opponents will misjudge the maximum range of your swings.

@Vesvius Can we demonstrate this by using a stick or a wooden sword during a spar?

[X] [HENGE] A Henge is only good as long as you can do it quickly. And what slows down Henge the most? The hand seals! It's a three-seal jutsu, so with enough practice you should be able to shave a few seals off of that. Maybe even do it without if you work hard enough!

Please people, we are a ken-jutsu guy. At least one hand is usually occupied, we need a way to be just as effective and destructive as everybody else without compromising our strength!

[X] [HISTORY] It's hard to believe, but there was a time before Hidden Villages. You can't really picture it, but old tales from those days have survived. You want to know more. You'll assemble a presentation on the time before villages, the Warring States era, and present that to the class.

Yeah, Tobirama Senju in his prime kicking ass while being a total boss.

[X] [MATH] An important part of Shinobi Math is calculating areas and distances at a glance. And you know what would show off your mastery of that? Designing the perfect trap layout. You'll make one on graph paper and then recreate it during a spar.

[X] [NINJUTSU] Ask Gai-sensei if he might be able to help you, or help you find a mentor he trusts with the time and specialization, learn a Ninjutsu technique so you can demonstrate to the Instructors that you have the fundamentals of Ninjutsu down to ROTY tier.

No one can judge us better than Gai. He knows what kind of nin-jutsu would be perfect to supplement our style.
 
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@Vesvius - exp to appearance.

"You said that you had something important to discuss with me, mother?" You state formally as yo walk into the living room. Manami, said mother, is sitting regally in the chair she reserves for entertaining guests and her more formal interactions with you. Some might find the formality with her child weird, but you are well aware of the standards of nobility and proper interpersonal interactions. All things in their time and place.

"Yes, son, something rather vital." She gives a soft smile. "You've recently turned 13 and your graduation fast approaches. You may have noticed some changes coming to your body, and..."

You blanch. Is this the talk? Is your mother giving you the talk? You knew this was bound to happen. Vague remembrances of your past life aside, some of your friends had already hinted at the horrors of having to go through this themselves. However, you have a trump card reserved for just this occasion.

Your mom beats you to it, however, holding up a hand to forestall, while giving you an amused look. "As fun as it would be to give you that particular talk, it's unnecessary. I'm well aware the academy covers such things. It would be irresponsible not to, given the level of independence granted to shinobi teams."

You let out a breath. Crisis adverted.

"Related, however."

...she's fucking with you. You know that she is. The slight upturn of her right lip says she's enjoying your comfortableness immensely.

"There are certain things that you need to be aware of, certain training that you have to undergo now that you're fully growing into your body. Both I and your father have bred true, in you, and that's something must be cultivated."

And now you're just mildly lost.

"Daisuke. You're aware that you're already one of the most attractive individuals in your class?"

You mull it over. It wasn't something you'd actually sat down and thought about, but it was something you'd, perhaps, taken for granted. Everyone was just starting to get into the age where you'd notice the occasional look, and some of your classmates acting a touch odd around you. Giving it some consideration, you'd say you were in the same ballpark of such attentions as Sauske. He was ahead of you in such regards, factoring in his tragic backstory and the loner stick he pulled, but there wasn't anyone else in the class that demanded such attention. On the boys side, at least.

"Indeed." You give a small nod to show your understanding.

"It's going to get more so. I can see your father's features already coming through. In the next few months there will be few people in the village on your level. You'll find that such attractiveness makes your life easier, for the most part. People more willing to talk to you, trust you, give you opportunities. There are lesser drawbacks, however. People will be paying more attention to you in general, there will be those that take an almost vindictive pleasure in watching for you to slip or have a bad day, and you'll have to deal with your adoring fans."

That did give you pause as you placed yourself in Sauske's position. That...wasn't the most enviable future you could see in your mind.

She gives you a knowing smile, easily reading your thoughts. "Part of your training will be focusing on how to deal with these things, turning them to your advantage, or mitigating them where needed. As you can imagine, this is important. The number of suitors I've had to deal with alone would have caused a good deal of inconveniences and headaches if I hadn't had the proper training to deal with them."

You...really didn't need to hear about your mother's suitors.

"On the other hand." She drawls slightly, demonstrating where you picked up the habit. "It has worked to your advantage."

This earns an eyebrow raise on your part.

"Your classmates did spend an inordinate amount of time here compared to elsewhere, as I'm sure you noticed. The amount of travel time you saved and having classmates frequently on hand only did positive things for your advancement and studies."

You blink. "Are you implying that..."

"I usually found time to make a brief appearance while you had classmates over? I was a teenager myself, not long ago."

You shudder slightly.

"I believe that's enough for the formal discussion." She stands. "It's time for a field trip to begin the practical classes."

You honestly have no idea what that would entail. Socializing with random people, maybe? Watching her do so?

"Time to go clothes shopping." She nods decisively, and you bite back the horror that shoots through you. You've spent enough time doing that with Ino, you know where this is going.

"A major part of appearance is knowing how to dress specifically for yourself. Colors, how things are cut, what's appropriate to what kinds of events, weather, and so on. Part of your formal lessons on this topic will be addressed at such things. We will then take lunch, and I will instruct you on how to hold yourself in public, how to draw attention without being obvious about it, and how to play a crowd without seeming like you're even aware of them. Such things will be part of your education over the next few months."

You find yourself very thankful for how little you need to sleep.

"After that, Gai-san has graciously agreed to come and have a chat with you, man to man as your father isn't around."

Gai? What did Gai have to do with this? Oh. Oh no. No no no.

"You said...but you said it wasn't necessary because the academy covered it!"

There's a gleam in her eye. "Unnecessary, yes. It would be unbecoming of me as a mother to allow you to skip out on the lesson one on one with an older male. As the closest thing to a male role model and father figure to you in this village, Gai-san is the optimal choice."

This...this was a special kind of hell, reserved for those that got a disappointing rating in their previous life.
Heh. Take 50 XP to Appearance and canon.
@Vesvius Could you update the main menu threadmark with the updated figures for our achievement rewards consolidated?
Not entirely clear on what you're asking, but if you're after a list of what reward XP people have left to spend, Void Stalker maintains a list that's in the helpful links threadmark.
@Vesvius Can we demonstrate this by using a stick or a wooden sword during a spar?
You can give it a shot certainly.
 
Also, here's a current tally:
Adhoc vote count started by Vesvius on Nov 2, 2018 at 1:51 PM, finished with 6934 posts and 44 votes.
 
[X] [CHAKRA CONTROL] You know that no one else has mastered Tree Walking yet, and you're fairly sure that no one has even started with it. You can master it and set yourself ahead of the pack.

[X] [GENJUTSU] You've had an idea for a Genjutsu for a while. It involves your sword, your fan, and hitting just the right note. Creating a technique from nothing is a tall order, but you've done harder things!

[X] [HENGE] A Henge is only good as long as you can do it quickly. And what slows down Henge the most? The hand seals! It's a three-seal jutsu, so with enough practice you should be able to shave a few seals off of that. Maybe even do it without if you work hard enough!

[X] [HISTORY] It's hard to believe, but there was a time before Hidden Villages. You can't really picture it, but old tales from those days have survived. You want to know more. You'll assemble a presentation on the time before villages, the Warring States era, and present that to the class.

[X] [MATH] An important part of Shinobi Math is calculating areas and distances at a glance. And you know what would show off your mastery of that? Designing the perfect trap layout. You'll make one on graph paper and then recreate it during a spar.

[X] [NINJUTSU] You have chakra, and you know how to enhance your body with it. You also have a sword. There should be a way for you to put those two things together- and if not, you can make one.
 
To each his own, but by now I see this apperance leveling as borderline trolling. Obviously just my opinion, but I just don't need to see the protagonist become the most beautiful special little snowflake.

It ain't like he's taking experience from us. I think the reactions to it are overall a little overblown, my own personal reaction was to laugh.

Edit: Reaction to picture above.

God, that hair. Why are we still using that hairstyle? It's just awful!
 
[X] [CHAKRA CONTROL] You know that no one else has mastered Tree Walking yet, and you're fairly sure that no one has even started with it. You can master it and set yourself ahead of the pack.

Is a good foundational chakra control exercise to get down on early and easy to show off. The others are not bad and even have their own growing potential but tree walking is distinctive and beneficial for multiple shinobi areas.

[X] [GENJUTSU] You don't have any offensive Genjutsu, and that's a problem. You'll seek out some techniques in the Archives. Sure, the best stuff is restricted, but you should still be able to find something worthwhile in the Cadet sections. And if not… well, if they didn't want people to sneak into a place, they wouldn't restrict it, right?

I feel like a lot of people are sleeping on this because of the travel to the archives as well as a lack of synergy with our sword and/or fan. I personally like the idea of learning a genjustu we can cast without needing our sword, it can be clearly shown as genjustu-based technique and can give us an option for combat when our taijustu and kenjustu cannot cross the distance.

[X] [HENGE] The primary use of Henge is to change your appearance to look like someone else, but a truly advanced user can look like anything. You'll work on transforming into inanimate objects and hiding yourself in places people won't ever think of looking!

Probably the most difficult but also the most impressive and versatile application we could focus on to show off our henge. Plus think about our training dummies and how useful it could be to henge into one of them successfully to fool an opponent into making a mistake in a fight.

[X] [HISTORY] It's hard to believe, but there was a time before Hidden Villages. You can't really picture it, but old tales from those days have survived. You want to know more. You'll assemble a presentation on the time before villages, the Warring States era, and present that to the class.

The history projects all seem similarly difficult and time consuming but I believe that showing off our knowledge of the warring states will be more interesting and useful than the Third Hokage, who has a wealth of information available, or doing the Land of Iron which could have usefulness split across what we discover and what we can present. Also not sure if we should draw our attention back to Iron if we have made quest/ character decisions to put it out of our mind for years.

[X] [MATH] Iruka-sensei has had a challenge going on for years: guess the number of jelly beans in the jar on his desk and you get extra credit. You have to be exact- can't be off at all, even by one bean. No one's gotten it so far, but you think you can calculate it!

I prefer this one mainly to its emphasis on working with limited approach/ information and correctly assessing variables and outcomes. All options have chosen emphasis and show off Daisuke's abilities in different ways but this one seems the most interesting to me.

[X] [NINJUTSU] You have chakra, and you know how to enhance your body with it. You also have a sword. There should be a way for you to put those two things together- and if not, you can make one.

Showing off our ninjustu by synergizing with our kenjustu may seem like the most innovative and exciting option here. Unlike genjustu, ninjustu is far easier to show off and combining it with our swordwork will help show off our synergy and understanding of the shinobi art while still playing to our strengths.
 
[X] [GENJUTSU] You don't have any offensive Genjutsu, and that's a problem. You'll seek out some techniques in the Archives. Sure, the best stuff is restricted, but you should still be able to find something worthwhile in the Cadet sections. And if not… well, if they didn't want people to sneak into a place, they wouldn't restrict it, right?

I feel like a lot of people are sleeping on this because of the travel to the archives as well as a lack of synergy with our sword and/or fan. I personally like the idea of learning a genjustu we can cast without needing our sword, it can be clearly shown as genjustu-based technique and can give us an option for combat when our taijustu and kenjustu cannot cross the distance.

The reason it's unpopular is, that Daisuke is still an academy student and barred from most if not all interesting stuff. And our Stealth is at 200, so we are bound to get caught.
 
[X] [CHAKRA CONTROL] One of the things you've noticed that you do is flare your chakra when you're preparing a technique. If you could get that under control then you would be able to use jutsu without anyone who doesn't have a direct view of you noticing!

[X] [GENJUTSU] You've had an idea for a Genjutsu for a while. It involves your sword, your fan, and hitting just the right note. Creating a technique from nothing is a tall order, but you've done harder things!

[X] [HENGE] A Henge is only good as long as you can do it quickly. And what slows down Henge the most? The hand seals! It's a three-seal jutsu, so with enough practice you should be able to shave a few seals off of that. Maybe even do it without if you work hard enough!

[X] [HISTORY] There're a lot of thoughts about the Land of Iron floating around in your head, and most of them aren't flattering. But what do you really know about them? You'll do a project on their history and culture. It'll be interesting, it'll give Iruka-sensei something different to chew over, and it'll give you some background on your heritage. Three birds, one stone!

[X] [MATH] An important part of Shinobi Math is calculating areas and distances at a glance. And you know what would show off your mastery of that? Designing the perfect trap layout. You'll make one on graph paper and then recreate it during a spar.

[X] [NINJUTSU] You have chakra, and you know how to enhance your body with it. You also have a sword. There should be a way for you to put those two things together- and if not, you can make one.
 
[X] [CHAKRA CONTROL] You know that no one else has mastered Tree Walking yet, and you're fairly sure that no one has even started with it. You can master it and set yourself ahead of the pack.
-[X] [CHAKRA CONTROL] Ask Gai-sensei if he might be able to help you, or help you find a mentor he trusts with the time and specialization, learn Tree Walking so you can demonstrate to the Instructors that you have the fundamentals of Chakra Control down to ROTY tier.

Gai's fairly good at Tree-Walking and Water-Walking, so he should be able to help us master this quickly.

[X] [HENGE] A Henge is only good as long as you can do it quickly. And what slows down Henge the most? The hand seals! It's a three-seal jutsu, so with enough practice you should be able to shave a few seals off of that. Maybe even do it without if you work hard enough!

We tend to use a sword in combat, so being able to cut down on the number of seals is definitely useful. It's also an indicator of being advanced with jutsu in general - it takes skill to be able to cut down on the number of seals used in a jutsu, because it means you understand how jutsu work on a deeper level than most.

[X] [HISTORY] It's hard to believe, but there was a time before Hidden Villages. You can't really picture it, but old tales from those days have survived. You want to know more. You'll assemble a presentation on the time before villages, the Warring States era, and present that to the class.

Hashirama! Tobirama! Madara! The Clans! National Pride in being the First of the Hidden Villages to form!

[X] [MATH] An important part of Shinobi Math is calculating areas and distances at a glance. And you know what would show off your mastery of that? Designing the perfect trap layout. You'll make one on graph paper and then recreate it during a spar.

This is a good skill to develop - planning for situations we'll face in combat, and being able to set up and deploy traps in live combat situations. Granted, Naruto and Jabari have the temperament for doing stuff like this, but neither of them have the head for mathematics necessary to ensure it's perfect.

[X] [NINJUTSU] You have chakra, and you know how to enhance your body with it. You also have a sword. There should be a way for you to put those two things together- and if not, you can make one.
-[X] [NINJUTSU] Ask Gai-sensei if he might be able to help you, or help you find a mentor he trusts with the time and specialization, learn Chakra Flow so you can demonstrate to the Instructors that you have the fundamentals of Ninjutsu down to ROTY tier.

Chakra Flow is really goddamn useful, and Gai can either teach it to us himself (he uses Chakra Flow with his nunchuks, IIRC), or he can introduce us to Asuma who makes heavy use of the technique via Hien.

[X] [GENJUTSU] You don't have any offensive Genjutsu, and that's a problem. You'll seek out some techniques in the Archives. Sure, the best stuff is restricted, but you should still be able to find something worthwhile in the Cadet sections. And if not… well, if they didn't want people to sneak into a place, they wouldn't restrict it, right?
-[X] [GENJUTSU] Ask Gai-sensei if he might be able to help you, or help you find a mentor he trusts with the time and specialization, learn the technique we find from the Archives so you can demonstrate to the Instructors that you have the fundamentals of Genjutsu down to the ROTY tier.

I honestly think that we can probably find one of the Demonic Illusion jutsu in the Archives. I believe Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing Technique (the jutsu Kakashi uses on Sakura during the Bell Test) is a D-Rank so it should be fine if we gain access to it. D-Rank genjutsu aren't likely to be restricted, even if they're not in the Cadet section. And Gai can probably introduce us to Kurenai to help us out with learning it.
 
The History of the Great Divide by emberwing
I started wondering how the rabid fangirls would be reacting to Daisuke. and then i wanted to write a backstabbing omake, which i scrapped and then i wrote this instead.
"The classroom was on the brink of chaos, chairs and desk arranged to fit a defensive line between two near equal forces baying for each other's blood.

Held up at the far left of the room were the Loyalist Soviet Sasuke Supporters, who had managed to claim and overturn Iruka sensei's desk and proceeded to turn it into a solid wall of oak to keep the kunai at bay.

At the opposite end the turncoat legions daring to proclaim that Daisuke was the one true sexy ninja in the classroom.

The traitors had armed themselves with the school's store room of training kunai and shuriken and were currently in the process of raining down shrapnel upon us.

Honestly, we hadn't fought this hard since that cute dropout who picked a fight with Sasuke and a split the collective's opinion (he wasn't so cute after the facial reconstructive surgery so that situation sort of solved itself).

The desk started failing against the barrage and the situation was starting to feel hopeless and that's when it happened.

The classroom door opened and the light shone through the debris, and there was his dark princelyness himself Sasuke, beside him Daisuke the usurper himself the light framed their faces in such a way the two seemed to be almost kissing and I had an epiphany.

Some called it a coincidence, Me? I called it fate the fighting has to stop, people keep trying to prove which one is better whilst they should be asking "Why not both?" SasuDai forever!"


A recollection of one of the fan girls who participated in what would later become known as the Empire's division (or the first battle for Iruka's desk and Sasuke's/Daisuke's love) between the two factions, stopped in its relative infancy due to the temporary ceasefire caused by the subjects of their devotion entering the conflict zone.

What was of particular note other than this being the first of the S/D conflicts, is that this temporary ceasefire lead to negotiations and talks where the official Rules of Engagement were discussed and the S.I.C. policy (Sexy Intervention Ceasefire) was put into legislation.

Another thing of note is that this particular girl alongside a few others tried to sue for peace claiming to be enlightened and that fighting each other wasn't just pointless but in fact working against common sense. Sadly whilst a few people were persuaded it did little to stop the coming conflict.

What it did do was bring the people together who would later form a neutral so called "B.L." faction, which would go on to become known for its daring moves of nailing Sasuke/Daisuke fiction to the academy doors.

For those who see a lot of mistakes I'm sorry please note that i haven't really edited it and am terribly dyslexic.
 
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[x] [CHAKRA CONTROL] You know that no one else has mastered Tree Walking yet, and you're fairly sure that no one has even started with it. You can master it and set yourself ahead of the pack.

[x] [GENJUTSU] You've had an idea for a Genjutsu for a while. It involves your sword, your fan, and hitting just the right note. Creating a technique from nothing is a tall order, but you've done harder things!

[X] [HENGE] A Henge is only good as long as you can do it quickly. And what slows down Henge the most? The hand seals! It's a three-seal jutsu, so with enough practice you should be able to shave a few seals off of that. Maybe even do it without if you work hard enough!

[x] [HISTORY] It's hard to believe, but there was a time before Hidden Villages. You can't really picture it, but old tales from those days have survived. You want to know more. You'll assemble a presentation on the time before villages, the Warring States era, and present that to the class.

[x] [MATH] An important part of Shinobi Math is calculating areas and distances at a glance. And you know what would show off your mastery of that? Designing the perfect trap layout. You'll make one on graph paper and then recreate it during a spar.

[x] [NINJUTSU] You have chakra, and you know how to enhance your body with it. You also have a sword. There should be a way for you to put those two things together- and if not, you can make one.


I have no problem with sound based genjutsu, what I do take issue with is using up both our hands. The fan is useless in combat until we can use wind jutsu or something with it.

The thing with this is that I feel it can be worked on to the point that we don't need to use the fan. I also don't think it is as much of an issue as you think it is. Genjutsu would usually still involve handseals which would take up the use of our hands. At least this way we still have one hand on the sword. Also, this is a genjutsu that we have thought of IC. I would like to see what we come up with without our direct involvement.
 
Stop: Oh for goodness’ sake
oh for goodness' sake
I was just pointing out that masculine men are a thing in Naruto so you don't particularly have to worry about us becoming a trap just because we're becoming more attractive.

You quoted me saying I was worried we'd turn out looking like Haku, an established trap in canon. I was explaining my thought processes there.

For the record, I'm fine if pinnacle appearance makes us look like Chris Hemsworth or something, but from the way I see things going, that wont be the case.

Also I checked the Char sheet

What in the everloving fuck

Appearance only needs 300 more exp to reach pinnacle

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Edit: it actually needs 295 more exp, why? Do you want him to be a bishie? Or maybe... a trap?

"Trap", when used in the context of referring to a feminine-looking individual with male genetalia, is considered a slur on this site and as such violates Rule 2: Don't Be Hateful. This is not new, it is not up for debate, and it is specifically mentioned as an example of hateful language in the text of Rule 2 itself. Each of you has received 25 points and a three-day threadban.

That will be all.
 
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