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Alright, I've cracked, I have to know about Ladyfold.

What does meat sausage or menstrual sausage, or whatever you guys called it, mean?
 
Alright, I've cracked, I have to know about Ladyfold.

What does meat sausage or menstrual sausage, or whatever you guys called it, mean?
"Powers? What kind of power is this, for goodness' sake? I mean what happens, do I just keep going until once a month I'm producing some kind of menstrual sausage—?"
The contents of the above spoiler are all that's known about her power. Thankfully, it's not much. Less fortunately, it's enough to be disturbing.
 
Given the difficulties in establishing a PC with the capability to get just TWO different colors of rings going at once -- Zoat's Grayven run illustrates one of the loopholes that lets you accomplish it (namely, if you ditch your original ring, AND you already know where to find the new ring (because the necessary steps to ATTRACT a second ring are even more ridiculous), AND you make sure to research the right way to use the new ring BEFORE you get it, AND you get the new ring unlocked before you recover your old one) -- I've found that if you really want to go the white ring route (... not really worth it...) it's easier to go the diplomatic route: make allies in all six of the other corps so that when the quest option opens up you can pull a PROPER Captain Planet rather than trying to do it all by yourself.

The reason I say it's not worth it? Unfortunately, most of the NPCs don't think "the friend of my friend is also my friend." After all that reputation grinding, going through the quest for a white ring tends to piss all of them off, either because they think THEY should get the resultant ring or because interacting with the other Lanterns keeps annoying them, and then your other allies start worrying about the squabbling amongst the team you've been promising big things out of, and your reputation scores die a death of a thousand papercuts.

Yeah, the white ring is POWERFUL, but after spending most of the game focusing on diplomacy you're effectively thrown into a solo run with lower ringslinger stats than if you'd just focused on maxing out your main one.
Thing is, the white ring is worth it. You get massive buffs in all stats and even get access to a few new ones, like True Reality Warping. You can finally start to solo the larger bosses like Darkseid. And yeah, the dip in diplomancy stats with most of the factions sucks, but you probably won't have high diplomacy with them anyway. The Guardians dislike any non-Green Lantern, Qwardians are dicks in general, etc.
 
Thing is, the white ring is worth it. You get massive buffs in all stats and even get access to a few new ones, like True Reality Warping. You can finally start to solo the larger bosses like Darkseid. And yeah, the dip in diplomancy stats with most of the factions sucks, but you probably won't have high diplomacy with them anyway. The Guardians dislike any non-Green Lantern, Qwardians are dicks in general, etc.
One of the tricks to the diplomacy route is that there are a lot more meaningful factions in the game than just the big cosmic heavy-hitters. Some of the factions that look like they're just there as fluff can really start building up to some really good stuff. It actually seems to be Zoat's chosen strategy for the Paragon run. It takes some time to really get things moving, but once you get past the slow grindy intro, that schizo-tech feature of Earth REALLY starts to shine.

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather have a team of seven Lanterns than to try to solo Darkseid. Sure, soloing Darkseid is an achievement worth boasting about, but it's not necessary.
 
Ploong. Ownership transfer acknowledged. I leave the employ of Torture and pass into the service of Conquest.
Ploong. Conquest, you appear to have been greviously injured in mind, body and soul. Would you like some help with that?
Ploong. Ah, a power ring. I studied a great many of these while in the service of Torture. It can handle the body aspect.
Ploong. My reserves of Apokoliptian spiritual energy are insufficient to fully restore your soul. If I open a boom tube-. No? In that case I can do a partial restoration. I am sure that Conquest can rebuild himself from local energies, given time.
Ploong. A good many memories appear to be missing. I do not have a memory state copy and so cannot do a full restore. But I can reintroduce information I know he would have had. And delete-. No? In that case, I will simply insert the data and allow them to gradually displace the false memories.
Ploong. Human technology using the Anti-Life? Trying to infest Conquest? I think not.
Ploong. Great darkseid, it's full of stars!
That is not as malevolent as I expected. Is it just because Rene!Paul is pretending to be a noble and is thus sufficiently important that FB obeys him? Also, can't FB read minds? How did he not realize Rene!Paul isn't Grayven? Or rationalize his non-Grayven-like actions?
 
Father Box reads souls, not minds. Renegade's lack of a soul was a big enough surprise that Father Box believed his words.
 
Thing is, the white ring is worth it. You get massive buffs in all stats and even get access to a few new ones, like True Reality Warping. You can finally start to solo the larger bosses like Darkseid. And yeah, the dip in diplomancy stats with most of the factions sucks, but you probably won't have high diplomacy with them anyway. The Guardians dislike any non-Green Lantern, Qwardians are dicks in general, etc.
Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather have a team of seven Lanterns than to try to solo Darkseid. Sure, soloing Darkseid is an achievement worth boasting about, but it's not necessary.
You take might take a diplomacy hit to make the White Ring, but you can gain it back easily after. While the constituent rings do not have a Deputy Ring function, the White being probable post game content (and being hard to get in any case), does. So you can hand out some deputy white rings to really boost friendship scores. Also, a little known trick is you can make 7 (one of each normal color) Deputy Rings for the cost of maintaining 1 White Deputy Ring using the Krona's Gauntlet and the Prism. This is in fact the only known way those Deputy Rings can appear in the base game; the Ring Tech Tree had the Deputy Ring dummied out.

(A trick here is to hand out the Deputy Rings, manually cut the maintenance connection so the ring is on a limited charge instead of asking for it back, and then handing over a new Deputy Ring when the first one depletes. You can max their friend ship score that way.
But do not wait do long, once someone lacks any Deputy Ring, the friendship bonus gained from it starts to decay...)
 
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Father Box reads souls, not minds. Renegade's lack of a soul was a big enough surprise that Father Box believed his words.
Also, Desaad "recognized" him as Grayven.
"Master?" "O great Darkseid, I don't understand. You told me-."

"I am not Darkseid, Desaad. If I were, I would have slain you, resurrected you and then slain you again for the insult you do me simply by being here. How did one such as you ever manage to murder Uncle Drax and Grandmother Hegra?" This is something of a hard test of my Grayvenness. Desaad would have had the opportunity to interact with him on a regular basis. But would he have taken it, and how recent would it be? And it's not as if I can't just kill him if it doesn't work.

Having finished eye beaming the Apokoliptian weaponry, Infinity Man begins launching bolas at each of the now defenceless Intergangers.

"Who is this guy Desaad?"

Desaad gives me another look. "Prince Grayven?" "I had no idea you were here, let alone that these people were yours."

"It's so nice to be recognised."
 
And So!

We move onto another world Zoat posting after the next few days of Grayven.

So far we have had two orange lanterns, a blue lantern, a red lantern, a anti-green lantern and an Indigo tribe.

The question is, what colours are next and what setting are next for Defector and Suicide Squad?

Place your bets!
 
Given the "rings go to places that are the opposite of their theme" tendency, I half expect Violet Ring Paul to end up on Apokolips. Not much love to work with there.


"Does it count that I really love torturing people?"

"No, not really."
 
And So!

We move onto another world Zoat posting after the next few days of Grayven.

So far we have had two orange lanterns, a blue lantern, a red lantern, a anti-green lantern and an Indigo tribe.

The question is, what colours are next and what setting are next for Defector and Suicide Squad?

Place your bets!
Ame Comi Star Sapphire for Defector, and DC Cinematic Universe Green Lantern for Suicide Squad!
 
funny, that was a typo, i meant to say who is beating her up
No one. She actually does walk into things.
Will we ever see the fruit of Saul's labors and The Boys universe again? I'm quite interested in seeing a Saul face to face with Butcher or Wee Hughie conversation.
Call it a year?
And if Saul can cure leukemia, he could treat the mental retardation with Superduper. I don't think it would be like death of personality, more like an expansion of mental ability. Right or wrong, Zoat?
Both I and he think so, yes.
I'm thinking Yellow for Suicide Squad. Unless the Yellow slot is now filled by Grayven.
You'll laugh.
 
Fool's Canon (supplementary, Renegade option)
1st April
10:03 GMT -6


"I don't think.. I understand."

Lynne frowns slightly as we walk along the road out of Rifle in the general direction of Challenger Mountain. Yes, it would have been easier tubing back but -observant chap that I am- I spotted that my new daughter had something she wanted to get off her chest. She waited until we got away from the built up areas. After all, we may be bonding well but we haven't actually spent all that much time together. I don't mind having my decisions challenged -I even put up with Richard- but I imagine that it's more than a little hard for her to bring herself to do so.

"Okay? Ask away. It's my job to explain things to you."

"You gave.. Amane.. superspeed."

"Uh-huh."

"And she's going to kill the man who she says murdered her parents."

"Oh, he did. I opened a hush tube and had Sinestro scan her house for biological material. Skin cells all over the place. Probably scratching his face.. orrrr maybe he sneezed."

"I.. thought.. you were… A superhero."

"Okay, stop." She does, turning to face-.

Oh, no. Not having that. I crouch down. "Lynne. There is nothing wrong with questioning me. Friends.. and family, who are prepared to tell you things you need to hear and don't want to are very valuable things. I am not perfect. And-" I nod my head to the left. "-I'm here to teach you things. I can hardly do that if you're afraid to ask me questions."

I spread out my arms and do my best harmless face. "Hug?" She smiles, stepping up to me and wrapping her arms around my neck, her head pressed against the right side of my chin. This is nice. "Okay." She pulls away a little, her hands resting on my shoulders. "Better?" She nods. "Okay. Whether or not I'm a superhero depends on how you define 'superhero'. Most superheroes don't kill people. You know full well that I do. However, the people I kill are either mindless -like the guards at the SHADE prison that were holding you- or very very bad, like Klarion and Esak. Killing someone is a big deal, and… I know of no reliable way to reverse it. If the job of a superhero is to keep as many people alive as possible, then a simple look suggests that a superhero shouldn't kill. But what if they kill someone who would otherwise go on to murder lots of people?"

"Then.. those people don't die."

"Just so. I'm not quite that utilitarian, usually. But if I am presented with someone who has killed and.. whom I might reasonably expect to kill again… Kill innocent people…" Hm. "Or at least people not guilty of anything very much-."

She nods slowly, her eyes turned to the side as she gets her head around the idea. Probably a bit much moral philosophy for an eleven year old. "Then you've saved them. You've saved more people than you would have by not killing."

"I don't know if the man who killed Amane's parents had killed before. He may have, he may not. But when confronted with the people whose home he was robbing, he stabbed them to death. He stabbed them repeatedly. He did that in preference to threatening them and running. I strongly suspect that, if left in the wild, he would kill again if a similar situation arose. Plus, Japan does have the death penalty for murder, so… Their society has decided that it's the correct way to treat people like that."

"And that's the other part of my justification. When you can act on the sort of scale that we can, you have to decide what sort of world you want to live in. How you would like… No, how you believe things should work. In my case, I'm trying to persuade-."

There's a rush of wind as Amane precipitates out of the air next to us. She's beaming, a not entirely sane glint in her eye. The armour I designed for her borrows from her preferred 'perky goth' style of dress. Decorative, but providing a sensible degree of protection. Though I was never going to make her the high heels which she wanted I compromised and gave the boots a bit more of a slant than the ones I wear have. Balanced over her shoulder and supported by her right hand is an Apokolips-tech scythe capable of cleaving through just about anything I was able to test it on.

There's quite a lot of blood on the blade and splattered across the left side of her face.

I stand. "Your revenge is complete?"

"Yes, Master."

"Very well then. Assuming that there are no pressing demands on your time in Japan, I think now is a good time to show you the Mount-"

Bzzzt.

"-ain." I frown slightly. "Or possibly not."

"What is it, Master?"

She must.. know that the blood's there, right? She isn't reacting to it, blinking or wiping it away. "Doctor Robbins wants something." I raise my right hand to my ear. "Go ahead."

"Something just happened in Philadelphia."

"When you say 'something'..?"

"The nearest phenomenon on record is one of your hush tubes, but apparently it doesn't quite match."

"Hush tubes are hardly the only stealthy sort of portal. When did this happen?"

"Maybe.. three minutes ago?"

I nod. "Right. Got an exact location?"

"Near the Academy of Natural Sciences is the best I can do. There's nothing on local news yet."

"Still worth checking out. Get Jean to put a squad of G-Elves together in case we need to do crowd control, then give me a hush tube."

I see the outline of a hush tube form in the air in front of me. "Way ahead of you, Grayven."

Miss Amane looks at me curiously. "Master?"

"Did I hear someone just call you 'master'? Am I calling at a bad time?"

"I've recruited someone. I'll introduce you when we get back. Let you know what I find. Grayven out." I lower my right hand. "Iname."

Her smile heads right into slasher territory. "Yes, Master?"

"We have a job. I'm afraid that you're going to need to-" I waggle my left hand at the left side of my own face. "-clean up a little. If that's alright?" She makes a tiny frown, then touches the left side of her face with her left fore and middle fingers before pulling them away and staring at the sticky red substance on the end in apparent surprise. Okay then. A wave of yellow and the blood vanishes. "Okay, girls." Another beam and Lynne's armour reappears. "Someone just opened a portal in Philadelphia. We don't know who they are or why they did it. We're going to have a quick look around and see if we can find out what's going on." Miss Amane moves her right hand to the haft of her scythe. I hold up my right hand to stop her. "No, that might not be required. Hang back a little while Lynne and I look around. And.. stow it for now."

"Yes, Master." The scythe vanishes. I built it with a subspace storage system linked to her nascent divine signature. She can pretty much disappear it or summon it to her whenever she wants, and while she can almost certainly get away with walking around central Philadelphia dressed like that the scythe would draw a little too much attention. Hm. Might be worth creating 'low impact' armour suits for myself and Lynne.

"Lynne, stick with me and keep your eyes open. Look for anything out of the ordinary."

"You mean like us?"

"Other than us. Ready?" Miss Amane nods immediately, Lynne a moment later. "Okay then." I hold out my left hand and Lynne takes it in her right. Together, we step through the hush tube and into Philadelphia.
 
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1st April
10:03 GMT -6


There's a rush of wind as Amane precipitates out of the air next to us. She's beaming, a not entirely sane glint in her eye. The armour I designed for her borrows from her preferred 'perky goth' style of dress. Decorative, but providing a sensible degree of protection. Though I was never going to make her the high heels which she wanted I compromised and gave the boots a bit more of a slant than the ones I wear have. Balanced over her shoulder and supported my her right hand is an Apokolips-tech scythe capable of cleaving through just about anything I was able to test it on.
So Misa perfectly learned how to use her newly gained superspeed in less then 26 minutes? o_O
 
Amane's just a little bit odd in the head, I see. Also, if someone started calling me Master I'd have to constantly suppress the urge to call them Igor in return.

Typos:

Friends.. and family, who are prepared to tell you thing you need to hear and don't want to are very valuable things.
"things"

Balanced over her shoulder and supported my her right hand is an Apokolips-tech scythe capable of cleaving through just about anything I was able to test it on.
"by"
 
The angle of the photo makes it hard to tell, but that outfit sports a considerable cleavage window.

Grayven's Genre Blindness is growing.
 
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