pffft I was the guy in the back inside the sound booth, I got to play solitaire on a computer!
Back when I still went to church, I spent my time in the pew blank eyed, fantasizing about potential video game storylines and snickering while remembering funny 4chan stories/threads.Oh, come on guys! If you're going to go then at least pay attention!
Not church, but oh man, school assemblies got so much better when I talked my way into the organ loft to "supervise the audio." No computer, but you could just play games or pull out a book and read.pffft I was the guy in the back inside the sound booth, I got to play solitaire on a computer!
The only times I've gone are when I've been forced to, so....Oh, come on guys! If you're going to go then at least pay attention!
For a lot of churchgoers, it's more about the community than about the person talking about god. Idle through the ritual and socialise afterwards. Even if you don't talk to people, sometimes it's nice to see that random person you vaguely recognise.You're ruining my view of churchgoers as basically decent but misguided people.
Church is boring. I say this as someone who thinks of himself as Christian.
My mom wasn't a fan of what I did the few times I ever actually went to church. The pastor would be all, "Now turn to this verse." And I wouldn't. Because I'd just decide I was fine with where I was. So the guy is trying to give his sermon and I'm just, you know, deciding to actually read the Bible at my own pace. I don't need you telling me to skip around, buddy.
I wonder if I'm allowed to keep thinking of myself as Christian if I haven't been to church in . . . I'd say at least 14 years? Do I need to renew my membership card or does it never really expire?
There's officially a little more to it than that, you're generally expected to have the Virgin Mary and some reference to the Holy Ghost in there, not just Jesus and god, but it's a start!You're in the clear, don't worry. The only requirement to be Christian is to believe that Jesus of Nazareth was the son of God (there are other requirements to be considered a good Christian, but if you've got the first part down then most people meet the other ones anyway). Now, not going to church is going to affect which denomination you qualify as, but that's a different issue.
Amusing as this little diversion is, I think we're getting a little off topic here.
Persephone, maybe, but he was pretty kind to Orpheus. The only rule was "Don't look back" when he was under no obligation to even give him a chance.Burn. You know you're getting called out as unmerciful when Hades is said to be more forgiving. Between Orpheus and Persephone, he isn't really known for letting things out of his grasp ...
Bah, the last time I was in church was for a funeral, and before that, to pick up my mother from work, and before THAT was basically for a cousin's Christening.You're ruining my view of churchgoers as basically decent but misguided people.
Forget about tetris the real question is, does it run Crysis on full settings?That reminded me, how come he hasn't loaded any video games into his ring?
You would think Power Ring Tetris would be really fun.
Thank you, corrected."I would not be guiding you if he were not."
Hypotheticals about contrary-to-fact scenarios require the subjunctive mood. English is weird.
The SI has money, certainly.Hey, did Paul remember to bring some cash for Charon, or is he just going to fly over the Styx?
This is DC, mate. From what I've seen, it's really not that hard.
Good point - all those people who stay dead are clearly just slackers.This is DC, mate. From what I've seen, it's really not that hard.
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I swear, I find it easier to draw and write during a sermon than at any other time. I eventually just stopped fronting and started carrying a notebook to church.Back when I still went to church, I spent my time in the pew blank eyed, fantasizing about potential video game storylines and snickering while remembering funny 4chan stories/threads.
I recall getting a lot of strange looks.
I believe the story is mostly the same for most non-devout church goers.
Edit: Besides you shouldnt be surprised. Your story easily beats out the Bible in terms of being a good reading material.
Oh El then finds out he missed ten years... and [insert bad guy here] rules earth.
That would be hilarious.