"I'll make sure to get you larger bras for Christmas, then."
Her eyes widen very slightly. "I-. Er, no what?"
"Okay, but I've seen Diana's old pictures, and if you're basically a clone-."
"Would you offer to get Kon a bigger jockstrap!"
I blink. Yes, but… "Kon.. isn't ever going to grow, so, no. He also prefers boxer shorts-."
"What do you mean?"
"Er, Kon, not going to grow?" She nods. "It's because of how the genomorphs assembled his chimeric tissues. His hair gets longer, and.. eventually it'll go grey-" Probably. "-but that's about it. He'll always be shorter than Kal-El. Actually, he'll.. probably end up being the shortest man on the team. Unless Helios decides to do something about it."
"Why haven't you?"
"Because he's healthy and happy. I can use my power ring to.. alter people in all sorts of ways. But… I'm.. still surprised that Kon works as well as he does-. You know, as a biological organism. Of all the ways I could think of to.. alter him, none of them were… There isn't a solution that's simple and good. Nothing that just fixes the problem. In as much as being at the lower end of 'average' height is a problem."
"And… What about Match?"
"Minimal chimerism. And I think Jor-El might be going to remove that. Aside from the eyes, he'll end up looking just like Kal-El."
"Okay." She nods. "But none of that makes it okay for you to make cracks about my breasts."
"I wasn't making a crack, I was making a light-hearted observation. Based on the similarities-."
"Well don't do that either."
I nod. "Noted." We begin our descent onto the volcanic soil of Mount Etna. "Am I allowed to make comments about shaving, on the grounds that I know Kon and Kal-El shave?"
"I'll.. allow it."
...did the Grayven episode just kinda end abruptly, or is it just me?
MrZoat likes to jump ahead or to the other timeline whenever he reaches a point where his insert would have actually debate something from a peer or subservient position. Grayven having to actually interact with Superman and other League members in order to stop them from constantly intervening with the coup of a first world government would actually be depicting him having to explain 'or else'. And that's wrong.
Much like every other time Paul/Grayven dealt with 'consequences', it's going to happen entirely offscreen, described afterwards with Paul/Grayven having been absolutely correct the entire time and lecturing a third party of why they were correct.
"Yes, exactly. They had to stake their colours to the mast, then have me play a recording of an angel saying that the things that made them do that actually wasn't a problem. Meaning they are, by their own terms, in the wrong."
"They don't think like that, Paul."
"True, but like the fellow in 'Thank You For Smoking' said: I wasn't after them. Unless I suddenly converted to.. some branch of Christianity or.. started my own, I was never going to keep the Christian religious right's approval. But I could give them a platform to publically demonstrate their hypocrisy, so that's what I did."
"I'll make sure to get you larger bras for Christmas, then."
Her eyes widen very slightly. "I-. Er, no what?"
the Source is not some.. sort of.. super powered Morgan Freeman.
"Am I..?" Hephaestus waves his right hand as we look around. "Intruding? I thought we had a meeting, but to be honest this sounds a whole lot more interesting."
Did Donna have a retarded ott feminist moment in comics recently, or something? I mean, it's not bad but just... apropos of nothing?
Apropos of noth-Did Donna have a retarded ott feminist moment in comics recently, or something? I mean, it's not bad but just... apropos of nothing?
With part of the equation, or the full thing?
Demons are purposive beings, just extremely malevolent ones. As such, they are entirely vulnerable to some parts of the Equation while immune to other, believing those parts to be 'old news'. The full Equation would probably subvert the entire place. I say 'probably', because some entities which developed in Hell owe nothing to Creation. True Abominations might be immune.
screw you too, captain underpants >.>
your slow, cautious approach canonically FAILS if you try it, and you and the rest of the league were sitting around doing NOTHING whilst they were TORTURING PEOPLE.
..Kal-El was the last person i expected to leave people to die because it -might- inconvenience HIM....
Did you miss the part where Zoat clarified that if Grayven had given him a weeks time to prep, he would have been right there helping him?screw you too, captain underpants >.>
your slow, cautious approach canonically FAILS if you try it, and you and the rest of the league were sitting around doing NOTHING whilst they were TORTURING PEOPLE.
..Kal-El was the last person i expected to leave people to die because it -might- inconvenience HIM....
screw you too, captain underpants >.>
your slow, cautious approach canonically FAILS if you try it, and you and the rest of the league were sitting around doing NOTHING whilst they were TORTURING PEOPLE.
..Kal-El was the last person i expected to leave people to die because it -might- inconvenience HIM....
Just before we move on. Does everyone here agree that Superman acted slightly OC defending Demon Worshiping pedophile slavers because muh poltics?
This is OL; for him anything worth doing is worth overdoing. He'd give her the most over-the-top bra ever created. Orichalcum-reinforced, force field padding for comfort, antigravity support, and both lead-shielded & scry-warded against voyeuristic wizards and/or Kryptonians.Hmm... would Paul have given actual underwear, or perhaps a gift card, or better, an appointment for getting custom underwear made?
Really? Someone she's just coworkers with decided to talk about her, to use T0PH4T's term, dangly bits and you think her reaction is the result of feminism? Honestly, if superheroes worked like real life companies, I'm pretty sure OL's joke could qualify as sexual harassment.
I imagine the goal with that and other aspects of this update was to once more point out how the "functional insanity" required for being a good lantern plus orange enlightenment has eroded OL's ability to understand and employ social mores.
And is there any evidence superman knew about the stuff in Britain? Considering the weakness to magic and the fact the bad guys probably warded their stuff?
And had batman even shown the rest of the league the evidence yet? He was expecting something in a month so maybe he wanted to check it himself before telling anyone.
the things that made them do that actually weren't
Am I..?" Hephaestus waves his right hand as we look around. "Intruding? I thought we had a meeting, but to be honest this sounds a whole lot more interesting."
It's a bit complicated because he probably regards her as a friend as well as a coworker; especially given how he has to make a point of getting "invested" in the people he associates with. And the rules are different for friends than coworkers.I think that any and every situation involving people who dress up in spandex to fight crime with superpowers requires a degree of understanding that these people are not stable. Generally speaking, you absolutely should not make sexual comments about your coworkers at work, and this falls into that situation.
At times. Never Google your own name.Did Donna have a retarded ott feminist moment in comics recently, or something? I mean, it's not bad but just... apropos of nothing?
Thank you, corrected.the things that made them do that actually weren't
a bigger jockstrap!"
a bigger jockstrap?!"
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No, that one is correct.when they heard capital 'g' god
when they hear capital 'g' good
It's a perfect size for me. Anyone else having problems with it?The picture on the other side of that link is too small to read any of the dialogue for me...
Well the end part of the url is the issue so you should change:It's a perfect size for me. Anyone else having problems with it?
Well the end part of the url is the issue so you should change:
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net...v2_pg13.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100610133118
to this
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/b/b8/Booster_Gold_v2_pg13.jpg
Basically click here