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"I'll make sure to get you larger bras for Christmas, then."

Her eyes widen very slightly. "I-. Er, no what?"

"Okay, but I've seen Diana's old pictures, and if you're basically a clone-."

"Would you offer to get Kon a bigger jockstrap!"

I blink. Yes, but… "Kon.. isn't ever going to grow, so, no. He also prefers boxer shorts-."

"What do you mean?"

"Er, Kon, not going to grow?" She nods. "It's because of how the genomorphs assembled his chimeric tissues. His hair gets longer, and.. eventually it'll go grey-" Probably. "-but that's about it. He'll always be shorter than Kal-El. Actually, he'll.. probably end up being the shortest man on the team. Unless Helios decides to do something about it."

"Why haven't you?"

"Because he's healthy and happy. I can use my power ring to.. alter people in all sorts of ways. But… I'm.. still surprised that Kon works as well as he does-. You know, as a biological organism. Of all the ways I could think of to.. alter him, none of them were… There isn't a solution that's simple and good. Nothing that just fixes the problem. In as much as being at the lower end of 'average' height is a problem."

"And… What about Match?"

"Minimal chimerism. And I think Jor-El might be going to remove that. Aside from the eyes, he'll end up looking just like Kal-El."

"Okay." She nods. "But none of that makes it okay for you to make cracks about my breasts."

"I wasn't making a crack, I was making a light-hearted observation. Based on the similarities-."

"Well don't do that either."

I nod. "Noted." We begin our descent onto the volcanic soil of Mount Etna. "Am I allowed to make comments about shaving, on the grounds that I know Kon and Kal-El shave?"

"I'll.. allow it."

Did Donna have a retarded ott feminist moment in comics recently, or something? I mean, it's not bad but just... apropos of nothing?

...did the Grayven episode just kinda end abruptly, or is it just me?

It ended, which make it the perfect time


Like cakes.
 
MrZoat likes to jump ahead or to the other timeline whenever he reaches a point where his insert would have actually debate something from a peer or subservient position. Grayven having to actually interact with Superman and other League members in order to stop them from constantly intervening with the coup of a first world government would actually be depicting him having to explain 'or else'. And that's wrong.

Much like every other time Paul/Grayven dealt with 'consequences', it's going to happen entirely offscreen, described afterwards with Paul/Grayven having been absolutely correct the entire time and lecturing a third party of why they were correct.

Could we not do this, with the passive-aggressive criticisms, please? If you want to give a critical review, go for it, but leave out the passive-aggressiveness, because all that does is annoy me and possibly Zoat as well.

Also, seriously? Of all the morally-questionable things Grayven has done, overthrowing a government that's 90% pedophilic demon-summoning rapists is what's got your goat? Is this really the hill you want to die on?
 
"Yes, exactly. They had to stake their colours to the mast, then have me play a recording of an angel saying that the things that made them do that actually wasn't a problem. Meaning they are, by their own terms, in the wrong."

"They don't think like that, Paul."

"True, but like the fellow in 'Thank You For Smoking' said: I wasn't after them. Unless I suddenly converted to.. some branch of Christianity or.. started my own, I was never going to keep the Christian religious right's approval. But I could give them a platform to publically demonstrate their hypocrisy, so that's what I did."

publically --> publicly

Also, this is one of the better "religions are bad at religion" scenes I've seen. Don't get me wrong, it can work on a small scale, but as an atheist it's nice to see someone just tear into the Abrahamic faiths from time to time.

"I'll make sure to get you larger bras for Christmas, then."

Her eyes widen very slightly. "I-. Er, no what?"

Ah, the art of misdirection. Mentions someone's dangly bits from time to time and they'll never be able to challenge you properly.

the Source is not some.. sort of.. super powered Morgan Freeman.

Damn. If it was, life would be sooooooo much easier.

"Am I..?" Hephaestus waves his right hand as we look around. "Intruding? I thought we had a meeting, but to be honest this sounds a whole lot more interesting."

"As an actual God, can you tell us what relation angels have to the Source?"

"Fuck all, why?"

"Now that we've had an actual divine being tell us what's up, can we leave this debate to die and get back to the archano-technological revolution?"

"That's not how that works!"
 
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Did Donna have a retarded ott feminist moment in comics recently, or something? I mean, it's not bad but just... apropos of nothing?

Really? Someone she's just coworkers with decided to talk about her, to use T0PH4T's term, dangly bits and you think her reaction is the result of feminism? Honestly, if superheroes worked like real life companies, I'm pretty sure OL's joke could qualify as sexual harassment.

I imagine the goal with that and other aspects of this update was to once more point out how the "functional insanity" required for being a good lantern plus orange enlightenment has eroded OL's ability to understand and employ social mores.
 
Did Donna have a retarded ott feminist moment in comics recently, or something? I mean, it's not bad but just... apropos of nothing?
Apropos of noth-

Okay, do you have a girlfriend? Because I feel like you wouldn't be typing this if you did.

Or like...any regular polite interaction with a female?
 
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screw you too, captain underpants >.>
your slow, cautious approach canonically FAILS if you try it, and you and the rest of the league were sitting around doing NOTHING whilst they were TORTURING PEOPLE.

..Kal-El was the last person i expected to leave people to die because it -might- inconvenience HIM....
 
With part of the equation, or the full thing?

Demons are purposive beings, just extremely malevolent ones. As such, they are entirely vulnerable to some parts of the Equation while immune to other, believing those parts to be 'old news'. The full Equation would probably subvert the entire place. I say 'probably', because some entities which developed in Hell owe nothing to Creation. True Abominations might be immune.

Thanks for the answer :)

screw you too, captain underpants >.>
your slow, cautious approach canonically FAILS if you try it, and you and the rest of the league were sitting around doing NOTHING whilst they were TORTURING PEOPLE.

..Kal-El was the last person i expected to leave people to die because it -might- inconvenience HIM....

I think his issue was more with "jeopardizing the relationship between all supers and the governments of the world"

Note how the Anit-Superman hit squad doesn't faze him at all.
 
screw you too, captain underpants >.>
your slow, cautious approach canonically FAILS if you try it, and you and the rest of the league were sitting around doing NOTHING whilst they were TORTURING PEOPLE.

..Kal-El was the last person i expected to leave people to die because it -might- inconvenience HIM....
Did you miss the part where Zoat clarified that if Grayven had given him a weeks time to prep, he would have been right there helping him?
 
screw you too, captain underpants >.>
your slow, cautious approach canonically FAILS if you try it, and you and the rest of the league were sitting around doing NOTHING whilst they were TORTURING PEOPLE.

..Kal-El was the last person i expected to leave people to die because it -might- inconvenience HIM....

What is with all the superman hate? Sure I'm glad grayven got them all but it seems completely fine for superman to be concerned about the "alien god of conquest" overthrowing any country let alone Britain.

And is there any evidence superman knew about the stuff in Britain? Considering the weakness to magic and the fact the bad guys probably warded their stuff?

And had batman even shown the rest of the league the evidence yet? He was expecting something in a month so maybe he wanted to check it himself before telling anyone.

It just seems that a lot of people in the thread are just going "he questioned paul/grayven and has concerns! That bastard! I hate him now!".

Just... calm down a bit.
 
Just before we move on. Does everyone here agree that Superman acted slightly OC defending Demon Worshiping pedophile slavers because muh poltics?

Not really, given that Superman's justifiably worried about other nations panicking and starting to throw out nuclear missiles indiscriminately in Grayven's general direction. I get the feeling that Supes didn't object to what Grayven was stopping, just the manner in which he did it.
 
Donna had a good point about how the nature of "God" and its relationship to Heaven isn't common knowledge. But then again, most people probably wouldn't view that knowledge as anything but "an interpretation", so who knows how much the publication of that knowledge would actually change about the (religious) public's reaction.

This was a sort of a Featureless Plane of Disembodied Dialogue moment. I get that Donna was engrossed in the conversation, but if this was her first time there... Or maybe the entrance really is that featureless.
 
Hmm... would Paul have given actual underwear, or perhaps a gift card, or better, an appointment for getting custom underwear made?

I would imagine a gift card would have been easier and less contentious; then again given a power ring, perhaps he'd go with armoured underwear?
 
Hmm... would Paul have given actual underwear, or perhaps a gift card, or better, an appointment for getting custom underwear made?
This is OL; for him anything worth doing is worth overdoing. He'd give her the most over-the-top bra ever created. Orichalcum-reinforced, force field padding for comfort, antigravity support, and both lead-shielded & scry-warded against voyeuristic wizards and/or Kryptonians.
 
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Really? Someone she's just coworkers with decided to talk about her, to use T0PH4T's term, dangly bits and you think her reaction is the result of feminism? Honestly, if superheroes worked like real life companies, I'm pretty sure OL's joke could qualify as sexual harassment.

I imagine the goal with that and other aspects of this update was to once more point out how the "functional insanity" required for being a good lantern plus orange enlightenment has eroded OL's ability to understand and employ social mores.

I think that any and every situation involving people who dress up in spandex to fight crime with superpowers requires a degree of understanding that these people are not stable. Generally speaking, you absolutely should not make sexual comments about your coworkers at work, and this falls into that situation. Just because we're seeing things from Pavlos' perspective doesn't make what he's doing right.

And yes, I highly doubt OL's understanding of the social landscape is anything approaching Earth standard. Remember, he's not only an Orange Ring user who got possessed by the Ophidian, he also just spent a few months on literally alien worlds where he gave a spider a handjob by accident and spent a few weeks on a planet where people are universally attractive and the local attire is swimwear.

I think it's understandable that his sense of normal is borked.

And is there any evidence superman knew about the stuff in Britain? Considering the weakness to magic and the fact the bad guys probably warded their stuff?

And had batman even shown the rest of the league the evidence yet? He was expecting something in a month so maybe he wanted to check it himself before telling anyone.

I'm almost certain Superman doesn't know almost anything about what Britain's been doing. Part of that is the magic wards, and part of that is Batman knowing that if Supes did know, he'd do something stupid like try to bring in the entire Parliament to the UN for a fair and just trial (which wouldn't work). I also suspect that Batman doesn't know, which means the League as a whole doesn't. Grayven put the files in public domain, yes, but until Superman spends some time reviewing them all he sees is Grayven (a known murderer with a penchant for megalomania that happens to be on the side of the angels) overthrowing a seemingly-legitimate developed nation.

Again, Grayven only got this far because he knew where to look. Once the League learns, they'll be much more willing to hear Grayven out, if not openly support him.

Also, we see God!Green Arrow do God things when? Because I really want to see him challenge Celestial Archer to round two and things to escalate from "shoot the target a few miles away" to "shoot the target on the moon, on Mars, and on the other side of the world with the same arrow."
 
the things that made them do that actually wasn't
the things that made them do that actually weren't

a bigger jockstrap!"
a bigger jockstrap?!"

In as much
Inasmuch

But alright;
But alright:

when they heard capital 'g' god
when they hear capital 'g' good

on the other side to
on the other side of
 
I think that any and every situation involving people who dress up in spandex to fight crime with superpowers requires a degree of understanding that these people are not stable. Generally speaking, you absolutely should not make sexual comments about your coworkers at work, and this falls into that situation.
It's a bit complicated because he probably regards her as a friend as well as a coworker; especially given how he has to make a point of getting "invested" in the people he associates with. And the rules are different for friends than coworkers.

That said, it's generally best to avoid making even vaguely sexual jokes as a man to a woman, given how sensitive women can be on the issue and how men usually don't have a good intuition of where the line is even when their brains aren't marinating in orange light.
 
The picture on the other side of that link is too small to read any of the dialogue for me...
 
the things that made them do that actually weren't
a bigger jockstrap!"
a bigger jockstrap?!"
In as much
Inasmuch
But alright;
But alright:
on the other side to
on the other side of
Thank you, corrected.
when they heard capital 'g' god
when they hear capital 'g' good
No, that one is correct.
The picture on the other side of that link is too small to read any of the dialogue for me...
It's a perfect size for me. Anyone else having problems with it?
 
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