Omake time! This was written by
@Trunko and myself (but mostly by Trunko) and betaed by myself and
@Mr Zoat . Hope you have fun reading it!
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Some days, Robert couldn't catch a break.
Robert was bringing his boss, David Miscavige, his afternoon coffee when David waved for him to stop. Robert stopped and stood in the office, warm mug in hand, and watched. His boss seemed to be intensely interested in the interview of Orange Lantern.
The TV quietly announced "You refused to repent?"
David leaned forward a bit and began to listen attentively. Robert had never seen him get this intense before. Most of the time, David was a pretty casual sort of man, but today. This interview must really be getting to him. Shoulders up, arms tense, carefully neutral face. Maybe he was upset?
As the interview wound down, David clicked once with the remote on his desktop, then spoke from his seat at his desk. "Robert, tell me what you think of this man, this Orange Lantern?"
Robert thought carefully about what he thought David might like to hear and answered a few moments later. "Boss, it seems to me that Orange Lantern continues to promote several misguided religious communities with his rhetoric. First by revealing that demons exist and now angels. It seems that he should be our enemy, undoing all the hard work of our congregation, especially our recruiting from association with notable figures!"
David was watching him now, and was doing it in a very scary way. Did he want him to continue?
"Worse, he's an affiliate with the Justice League, that far-right association of superhumans which almost exposed our rehabilitation project in Los Angeles last year. It is very likely that they already have us in the cross-hairs, and this ... thing… it's just another attempt to try and steal our worshipers. It's obviously part of a plot from Xenu!"
David was now looking directly in his eyes. Robert he could not help but swallow in fear.
"So, what would you do in my place? What should be done to combat this suppressive person? How would you negate this attack?"
Robert took a few seconds to think clearly.
"Boss, I think we should launch a counter attack: hold a press conference, and press charges for libel and slander. We should send our a few of our most prominent members to GBS and accuse him of hating us. We should find out every bad deed he has ever done and publish it in our faithful news media. Maybe we should also sue him and his League for…"
"Robert, stop. I've heard enough."
Robert shut his mouth. When David says to stop talking, it meant that.
"I've recognized you motivations and your concerns. I can say that most of our member would say the same thing you did…"
Robert smiled internally. Maybe he managed to impress David?
"And that is the reason you'll never be me."
Maybe not.
"I'm sorry boss, I don't think I understand…"
"Naturally you don't understand. You're just a common man: you see a menace and immediately decide you need to destroy it, even though it will cost you considerable resources and credibility. But I'm special. I can recognize the strength of our potential foes, their charisma… and which of them deserves to become part of us."
"What?" whispered Robert.
"Yes. Orange Lantern is clearly a stupid man, but every suppressive person gets the chance to see the light. Also, you have seen his resources: he has a considerable charisma, as Senator Knight discovered some time ago, and his work as a hero makes him pretty popular with the masses. He's also pretty rich according to our sources, and would be able to out-money us in court should we decide to sue him. But these potential weapons could be very useful, if we would be able to convince him to join us."
David stood up from his chair and walked in direction of the window. Robert was not sure, but he believed he saw a smile on his boss's face.
"All that money… such popularity… his charisma…the prestige of having our own world-saving superhero… and maybe more. We just need to have him in our ranks. Robert, call our best men, immediately. We need him!"
Robert nodded, before heading quick to the door. He didn't want to destroy his boss's dreams of glory…