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I look down, seeing that the earth under my feet has rearranged itself so that a path of pressed earth now leads away from me and towards one of the nearby shack. I suppose that's my invitation, then. I hear a flapping and look back to the tree as half of the Doves fly away and the rest twitch and compulsively preen.
I think that should be "shacks".
 
The reason he wants to keep his descendants alive is because he plans to eventually bone them. He is literally going out of his way to look for his great great grandchildren to bone them in an effort to perfect the bloodline... how isn't that creepy and wrong?
Wait, what?

*reads wiki page*

Where are you getting this? Is this an actual thing? Also in this case he'd be less of a pedo(unless he's legit boning kinds) and more incestuous.
 
Aw fuck the Pedo.
Nah, considering he refers to his descendants then there is a 99% the guy is indeed a pedo.
A paedophile is a person attracted to pre-pubescents. Unless the people he's attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with are prepubescent, then he is not a paedophile.

You might consider it creepy, but that's a different word altogether, and the English language, through being the richest language on earth, has a wealth of variety from which to pick should you wish to describe something accurately. And if you're going to tell us there's something bad about him, then please be accurate, otherwise your argument gets pretty much dismissed by most people the moment you use an incorrect ad hominem to denounce him with.
 
Regardless of who his next candidate is Paul should open up with the fact that they don't have to worry about John Constantine ever joining the Justice League any cooperation with him will be limit any potential damage he cause all by himself, especially since he got a major power up of both Order and Chaos magic. If the next candidate is female then it could be Enchantress, Black Orchid, Warlock's Daughter, or some other obscure character that doesn't show up in the DC wiki.
 
A paedophile is a person attracted to pre-pubescents. Unless the people he's attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with are prepubescent, then he is not a paedophile.

You might consider it creepy, but that's a different word altogether, and the English language, through being the richest language on earth, has a wealth of variety from which to pick should you wish to describe something accurately. And if you're going to tell us there's something bad about him, then please be accurate, otherwise your argument gets pretty much dismissed by most people the moment you use an incorrect ad hominem to denounce him with.
The word for attraction to teenagers of age 15-19 is ephebophilia, though why we need a word for that is beyond me.
 
First, in most continuities Zatanna is quite a bit older, and having relations with her is definitely not "pedo".

And second, if he's 11,000 years old he probably doesn't have much choice but to have sex with his descendants unless he wants to go outside the human species.
 
For accuracy. Because humans like to categorise things, and that's a period of life that is late-pubescent, and thus not pre-pubescent. We have words for everything, did we really need a word for "softly falling snow"? Yes, because that's a thing, and thus deserves its own name.

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And aye, she is. My first intro to her was in Books of Magic, where there's no way in hell a person would be considered a paedophile for being attracted to her. A weird comics obsessed shut-in, sure. But that's a different kettle of fish.
 
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While Doctor Balewa has lived as a member of societies with different age of consent laws than we have today he is not actually attracted to prepubescent children.

Thank you, corrected.

Not going to make me refer to him as anything more than pedo bear, but i will take the hint and only do so in the sanctity of my mind.

Wait, what?

*reads wiki page*

Where are you getting this? Is this an actual thing? Also in this case he'd be less of a pedo(unless he's legit boning kinds) and more incestuous.


The part about the homo magi.

Homo magi - Wikipedia

Changing his name to Doctor Mist, Nommo embarked on a breeding plan to foster the creation of a race of sorcerers known as Homo magi.

The other pertinent pieces of info are his entry in relation to Zatanna.

Zatanna is considered the last step in his breeding plan and their descendents (him and Zatanna) would create the perfect Homo Magi.
 
And at 11,000 years old it's been a long, long time since having relations with someone his own age was a realistic option. I mean, the Greek gods are much younger than he is. At that age "wait until she's old enough" isn't creepy, it's an inevitability.
 
Rules 2, 3 & 4: Your conduct in this thread has been appalling.
First, in most continuities Zatanna is quite a bit older, and having relations with her is definitely not "pedo".

And second, if he's 11,000 years old he probably doesn't have much choice but to have sex with his descendants unless he wants to go outside the human species.


Or he could throw himself into the Sun and let the new generations be.

If Vandal gets all of my hate then i see no reason why Doctor Pedo shouldn't get it as well. Then again my country suffered under the hand of a dictator that liked to nail young women, so the cultural conditioning to hate these people on pure reflex is nothing to sneeze at. And no the age of consent is not applicable when one of the parties has a HUGE developmental advantage over the other.

So yes, he isn't allowed to have any relationship outside people with equivalent development, if he doesn't like it he can always kill himself.
 
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Or he could throw himself into the Sun and let the new generations be.

If Vandal gets all of my hate then i see no reason why Doctor Pedo shouldn't get it as well. Then again my country suffered under the hand of a dictator that liked to nail young women, so the cultural conditioning to hate these people on pure reflex is nothing to sneeze at. And no the age of consent is not applicable when one of the parties has a HUGE developmental advantage over the other.

So yes, he isn't allowed to have any relationship outside people with equivalent development, if he doesn't like it he can always kill himself.
That's neither reasonable nor fair. And I don't see how equating him to a dictator makes sense, either.
 
Unless I'm missing a lot of context here, if he's looking to bang his descendants that are adults, you really can't call him "Doctor Pedo". Also, why randomly decide he needs to throw himself into the sun? If he's looking to make his race of super wizards by banging the best of the females in the era, more power to him. So long as its not rape in any sense of the word, why does it matter? I don't know much about the continuity in question, but if that adult Zatanna went along with it, are your sensibilities going to be like "NO GO BACK TO DATING OTHER ELEVEN THOUSAND YEAR OLD IMMORTALS PEDO BEAR!"?
 
Yes, Prince Markov was definitely right about flying long distances. Maybe I should ask Hinon about getting a spaceship of my own? It wouldn't be faster than I can fly at peak motivation, but it would take some of the boredom away.
Also, because you can carry more people this way, have your own quarters for boinking Jade in, and your own captains chair for saying "Make It So" to Kon from.

Plus, imagine how many people will be envious that Captain Cake-Man gets to land in Rhode Island on his own Nova Class OLC Starship 'Snake-Eye'.
 
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Unless I'm missing a lot of context here, if he's looking to bang his descendants that are adults, you really can't call him "Doctor Pedo". Also, why randomly decide he needs to throw himself into the sun? If he's looking to make his race of super wizards by banging the best of the females in the era, more power to him. So long as its not rape in any sense of the word, why does it matter? I don't know much about the continuity in question, but if that adult Zatanna went along with it, are your sensibilities going to be like "NO GO BACK TO DATING OTHER ELEVEN THOUSAND YEAR OLD IMMORTALS PEDO BEAR!"?


Yes, the relationship is too unequal, too unbalanced.

He has too much of an advantage, this isn't on the level of a random fourty or fifty year old hooking with someone half his/her age. This is so unbalanced its not even funny.

He has lived long enough and has enough knowledge of magic that he could have MADE one of his previous wives immortal, and yet here he is single and hoping to spread his seed around on random women orders of magnitude less knowledgeable and mentally developed than him.
 
Big, what they are doing is too big, too much. The effect which it has on society is not a good one
You only get one chance to make a first impression old man...and you just blew it. I already don't like you. I'm going to slot this up with "No man should have this power" with shit that just annoys me.

Not a good one? Not a good one?! You're basing this one what exactly? Are you blaming them for all the super powered maniacs trying to kill people?

Gah...dumb ass sit on your ass and try to act all wise....

Doesn't she eat souls?
 
Too much of an advantage?

Relationships aren't PvP games where balancing is involved. There are thousands of couples out there where one spouse is the money maker with all the relevant skills to be successful in the real world, while the other is relegated to house wife/husband. If there is no child in the equation, you often have one spouse that is the money maker, the social networker and pillar of the relationship, while the other half's only advantage is looking pretty. Compared the two and what they each bring to the table, if they ever split up its super obvious who would be the one better off. I myself am the result of such a union, but that doesn't mean a deep meaningful relationship can't be reached.

And to the point of mental development, the man's not shown signs of ascending to a higher being or somesuch, as far as we know, he's just a very old human being. An adult woman would be just as mentally developed, maybe not as mature, maybe not as intelligent, but certainly mentalled developed. but say his ideal candidate in an adult Zatanna, if she's anything like her counterparts in other continuities, she's mature enough, and self sufficient enough to make her own decisions. You intervening would be just you imposing your own sensibilities on someone else, which is distasteful to say the least.
 
You only get one chance to make a first impression old man...and you just blew it. I already don't like you. I'm going to slot this up with "No man should have this power" with shit that just annoys me.
He's basically saying the same thing that both OL and Grayvy have, if in different terms.
It's not unreasonable to appreciate the good things the JL has done and worry that the influence of the Justice League might foster bad habits in Earth as a whole. It's, to draw an analogy, like enjoying the benefits of fossil fuels and still worrying about their impact on the environment.

The man's being reasonable voicing private concerns; he's not leading political pressure groups, or joining a secretive group of supervillains who are worried about the same thing.

Same with Khandaq.
Teth Adom's improved things vastly now, and it's good to appreciate it.
But in a hundred, two hundred years? Who knows.

The man is old enough, and has enough life experience, to worry.
He and Alan will probably get on just fine.
 
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Or if you want to work on the human race entering the stars, rather than merely an Orange Lantern Corps Starship, then it could be an Earth StarShip, an Intrepid Class ESS Starship 'Anima mea'. It'd be a flagship both for defence of the System should any of the four close powers wish to get violent, and for research, and milkruns between Earth and Mars.
 
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