Bill Clinton would have shit on Iskandar..
Iskandar's plans would never really work

The moment he tries MACEDONIAN KING REBORN FOR WORLD CONQUEST

You have. Magic Association (all of them I don't mean only Clock Tower). Church and possibly Dead Apostles Ancestor going for his neck

Also I just got Mebd. And I have Jack

Grand Order are you trying to tell me something?
 
No, but there are enough to reinforce a theme in Nasu's work; that of the present and future overcoming and surpassing the past that came before it. Tesla, Edison, Nobunaga, Jack the Ripper, even Li Shuwen and Blavatsky are respectable in their own right; though they lack the inherent age and mystery of older Heroic Spirits, their Noble Phantasms and Skill make up for those deficiencies and put them on the level with said older heroes. What heroes of old did with mystery and raw force, modern era heroes accomplish through knowledge and skill.
Jack the Ripper's some kind of demonhost, so I don't think she can contribute that much to a discussion about human achievement.

I get what you're trying to say, because it's pretty close to my own views about modern Servants. Hell, more than a year ago (good god, how time flies when you're having fun, or at least shitting on peoples' waifus) I posted this:
Revlid said:
Your options in writing a truly modern Servant are to create a pretty sub-par Servant that most people wouldn't really want to summon if they had the choice, but that has some cool story-hook abilities that can be powerful if played right, or to work some actual supernatural elements into their backstory to justify more powers, like what happened to Jack the Ripper.

Or you can just go full gonzo and here's Erwin Rommel he's got higher Military Tactics than Iskander and an EX-rank Reality Marble that's a desert full of tanks with custom magic ammo and he's got fox ears because of Innocent Monster lol how kawaii maybe we'll make him a shota too because by god that's my fetish.

I consider it pretty unfortunate that Grand Order chose to take the gonzo route, frankly. If we give Servants rankings, I'd like to see Medea as B-rank and Helena Blavatsky as D+, rather than just... also being B-rank, because Modern Humans Are Awesome Too. That's why I shit on Nobunaga's design, because she's perfectly put together as a specialist Servant who can run rampant with the right rock-paper-scissors matchup... except for the part where they gave her physical parameters on par with Fifth War Gilgamesh.

Ignoring the goofy lion head and MURRIKAH Mystic Code, I really like Edison's design, because he's great when you give him the opportunity to settle in, steal designs from people, and mass-produce goons who can use his magic weapons, but totally falls apart when faced with anyone who can ignore mass-produced stuff or just zerg rush him. I don't give Tesla anywhere near the same credit, because he's just wanky bullshit.

But trying to boil that down into "modern heroes get better Skills and NPs, and older heroes get better Parameters" is pretty clearly not true. I'd say that modern heroes tend to be more specialized - or should tend toward it, anyway. Ideally, Li Shuwen should be really good at killing other humans with a single strike (or given his legend, a particular strike he's already called out), and pretty garbage at anything else, because he doesn't have things like "I'm a demigod" or "I was blessed by fairies" or "I ate a demon" to fall back on. Contrast him with someone older in a similar area of competency, like Bodhidharma, who should have a much broader and more potent foundation to fall back on, but almost certainly isn't better than Li in that one area of "killing with a single strike".

Even Saber admits in her GO interlude that Heroic Spirits exist as a benchmark for humanity to surpass and overcome and that they do what they can to help people reach for that goal.
EMIYA says something similar in his Interlude, but my understanding is that he was focused more on the idea that Heroic Spirits serve as a foundation for guiding and supporting humanity. This makes more sense to me, since I'm more likely to emulate Arturia's bravery and honour in her creation of Camelot than I am to surpass the swordsmanship of a woman with jet-thrusters for armpit farts.
 
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Fun historical fact time.

Remember Ushiwakamaru, she of no clothes to speak of and a weird tanuki theme? Remember how she's absolutely enamored of calling Gudao her Ani-sama or whatever and is so absolutely loyal?

...Um. History says that said older brother was the one responsible for Ushi's eventual outlawry and death.

So. Yeah.
 
Fun historical fact time.

Remember Ushiwakamaru, she of no clothes to speak of and a weird tanuki theme? Remember how she's absolutely enamored of calling Gudao her Ani-sama or whatever and is so absolutely loyal?

...Um. History says that said older brother was the one responsible for Ushi's eventual outlawry and death.

So. Yeah.
So that's why she's on Brynhildr's list of targets.
 
I consider it pretty unfortunate that Grand Order chose to take the gonzo route, frankly. If we give Servants rankings, I'd like to see Medea as B-rank and Helena Blavatsky as D+, rather than just... also being B-rank, because Modern Humans Are Awesome Too. That's why I shit on Nobunaga's design, because she's perfectly put together as a specialist Servant who can run rampant with the right rock-paper-scissors matchup... except for the part where they gave her physical parameters on par with Fifth War Gilgamesh.
In fairness, Nobunaga was summoned in Japan. It's a little difficult to say what her proper stats are, given how oh my god fucking ridiculously famous she is over there. At bare minimum she's got the Vlad treatment if not more.

In other news, it'd be nice to have an actual source on modern human swordsmanship blowing the fuck out of the techniques of Musashi or Liechtenauer, who in turn are far more skilled than Diarmuid or Lu Bu, who in turn make Karna and Achilles look like fumbling children on steroids.

Taiga Fujimura: possibly the most skilled sword fighter ever.
Didn't Fate/Stay Night indicate in a competition of skill, Taiga would never be able to match Saber? Even ignoring that, Karna and Siegfried in Apocrypha seem to lend to the idea that no, Karna is really just that good with a spear... somehow. I don't really know how, since really, by all logic Visavi Shakti is probably the very first one he ever owned.

I dunno, this statement just seems unsubstantiated in the entirety of Fate. Cu being in the top three spearman seems to be a exception, not the rule, and even then he apparently would have issues with Diarmuid, who certainly shouldn't be in that same category.
 
I dunno, this statement just seems unsubstantiated in the entirety of Fate. Cu being in the top three spearman seems to be a exception, not the rule, and even then he apparently would have issues with Diarmuid, who certainly shouldn't be in that same category.
To be fair, Diarmuid has True Eye of the Mind, AKA the Cheating McCheater skill.
It is pretty much custom-made to help you fight enemies you really shouldn't be able to.
 
To be fair, Diarmuid has True Eye of the Mind, AKA the Cheating McCheater skill.
It is pretty much custom-made to help you fight enemies you really shouldn't be able to.
Diarmuid's body count isn't far off from Cu's actually, so it's not entirely unreasonable that with the eye of the mind skill which let a shitty melee like Emiya not die instantly and gruesomely to Cu he could do incredibly well. Considering Diarmuid's 2 NPs are also geared towards single target dueling and that Cu won't be able to get Gae Bolg off as long as Diarmuid keeps hitting his spear with Gae Dearg + Diarmuid having an anti healing spear, I can see Diarmuid flat out winning provided the fight is just melee.
 
Well, for what it's worth, Cu Chulainn and Diarmuid are only separated by, like, 300 years tops.

The Ulster Cycle takes place some time from 100BC-AD, I believe, since Conchobar's father was supposedly Fachtna Fáthach, who ruled Ireland in either the first or second half of the 1st century BC. Diarmuid, on the other hand, belongs to the Fenian Cycle, which took place some time from 100-400AD, about a century before King Arthur started fighting off the Saxons (and Vortigern).

Also worth noting is that Diarmuid has Eye of the Mind (True), meaning it was acquired through experience rather than pure instinct. He came by his ridiculous skill honestly - even moreso than EMIYA, who has Structural Grasp (Your Fighting Style) nudging him along.

Karna is really just that good with a spear... somehow. I don't really know how, since really, by all logic Visavi Shakti is probably the very first one he ever owned.
Dude was trained by an avatar of Vishnu, so...
 
Throw me other modern servants and I'll tell you why they don't suck, and it will be because of their skills, inventions, NPs, etc.

Billy the Kid, Frankenstein, Jack?

@ Dairmuid: Isn't that only a problem because of the difference in master quality? If they were in Ireland or had similar masters, Cu would take it.
 
Billy the Kid, Frankenstein, Jack?

@ Dairmuid: Isn't that only a problem because of the difference in master quality? If they were in Ireland or had similar masters, Cu would take it.
Jack is insanely strong at assassinating women. We have no idea what Billy the Kid does rn lol. Frankenstein also isn't bad. Her stats are bad, but blasting tree is no laughing matter and galvanism is an OP skill.
 
Billy the Kid, Frankenstein, Jack?

@ Dairmuid: Isn't that only a problem because of the difference in master quality? If they were in Ireland or had similar masters, Cu would take it.
Billy shoots gud. No really, he has A++ marksmanship. He does not miss. He's also fast AF on the draw. Get causality hax or get out.

Jack is a specialist lady-killer. She does her job damn well too, when she's not being plotblocked.
 
No but it lets you casually walk up to him and smash his face in while laughing his crap off.
Unless you have bullshit endurance or some kind of defensive NP, a Heroic Spirit's bullets will hurt. Note Arturia's panicked dodging when Zerkerlot had an SMG.
Billy's gun has a full rank and two plusses on Knight of Honor'd weapons.
 
Fun historical fact time.

Remember Ushiwakamaru, she of no clothes to speak of and a weird tanuki theme? Remember how she's absolutely enamored of calling Gudao her Ani-sama or whatever and is so absolutely loyal?

...Um. History says that said older brother was the one responsible for Ushi's eventual outlawry and death.

So. Yeah.

Ushi is Yoshitsune Lily. Ie Ushiwakamaru at the time that she adored her brother

Yoshitsune proper probably hates the shit out of her brother
 
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Unless you have bullshit endurance or some kind of defensive NP, a Heroic Spirit's bullets will hurt. Note Arturia's panicked dodging when Zerkerlot had an SMG.
Billy's gun has a full rank and two plusses on Knight of Honor'd weapons.
I mean "tanking" sort of implied something much more than "surviving", which is what I based my opinion off of.
 
Y'know, it's the weirdest thing, but I can't tell if boudica's tits have jiggle physics or not. I have no idea why I fixated on that detail, but it's bugging me that I can't tell if they spent money on that for her model or not. :confused:
 
Ushi is Yoshitsune Lily. Ie Ushiwakamaru at the time that she adored her brother

Yoshitsune proper probably hates the shit out of Benkei and her brother
Uh, why the fuck would Yoshitsune have any reason to hate Benkei?

He died defending a bridge from enemies of Yoshitsune's, preventing them from crossing. It's so famous and so goddamn metal it's practically 3/4ths of his actual legend.
 
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