Diplomatic scandal fails to materialize, as hunter officer finds comfort in a deal.
Executive officer of the Wawindaji Hodari, imposing yet smooth Kteifihfuya Aokis apparently reaches a deal with "Creature Comforts", though declines to share the details when she was asked.
As our readers probably know, the kerfuffle began 3 weeks ago when "Creature Comforts" released new line of their kitty litter product, called "Fluffle's Pride". While kitty litter is a pretty usual product for Home's market and for "Creature Comforts" company, and the new litter not made with any newsworthy technologies, it still managed to gain notoriety. Specifically, because of the new mascot, Fluffle, an anthropomorphic lion of nebulously adventurous aspirations.
Winking and giving a thumb-up from a glossy litter-bag, Fluffle is a nice mascot. However, his toothy smile and thrown-back mane causes strong associations with Commander Filoutreh Rekhi, leader of renown "Powerful Hunters" company. Relatively similar holoimages of Commander illustrated the news of past nuclear crisis on Xyri, and the red-white jumpsuit of Fluffle was also seen as bit-too-close to "Hunters" magenta-and-silver colours.
While Commander himself answered with a good-natured (we hope) laugh when asked about this controversy in its initial days, in next week the rumor mill began talking about some offense taken by other Wawindaji Hodari members.
As "Creature Comforts" and officer Kteifihfuya declare that a deal was reached we have to surmise that it was indeed reached over something. How much that something was a natural occurrence, and how much it was (supposedly) Kteifihfuya's own creation we cannot say. However, even if it was the latter, we still sympathize.
After all, it is better to receive credits when someone's kitty spills its urine over the litter, rather when your soldiers spill their blood over some planet's regolith. As no less rational beings than us, Aslan probably agree.
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