Please go on. I do so enjoy praise.



If From a Single Ember taught me anything it is that we should protect the shit out of this.

As for the plague, I have a question: how bad is it in terms of damage to the realm? Are we having trouble keeping order?

Also, since we have nigh-supernatural martial gifts, I suggest we prepare to start conquering the crap out of everyone who looks vulnerable. A civil war is the best opportunity for a land grab, and those fertile lands to the north look tempting... If we have the lien to build the necessary flood-prevention infrastructure, that is.

And since we don't have to worry so much about marrying into land when we can just take it in a turn or two...

[X] Jove Ulrich

gets my vote for husbando (the first of many. Thank the Nameless One for concubinage. So much more efficient than the monogamy those boorish Progenitors are so fond of).

All I'm going to say is that Kuo-Kuwamaian Tenement Lords like using daggers and shotguns. Oh look, another three clans died in the time it took for you to read that last sentence. By the time it took you to read this sentence, another two popped up, with the third cutting the throats of their previous rulers as we speak. Oop! There goes little Jimmy, earning his fifth kill! Little brat is an artist with that butterknife.

The plague isn't at Black Death levels, but any sort of epidemic shuts down trade, turns people into more insular peoples, drives away people from coming to your province, and generally makes life not fun. In a group of twenty, there's about one that has the plague, which forces one or two other people to care for that sick person, rather than working the soil. This is most strongly seen in farming villages, whose output was dropped significantly. The only reason why you can still put away grain is because of Suwama's fishing boats. If a famine struck, you'd likely be able to get through a few seasons before buying food would be necessary.

Order was shaky until this turn, where the people got to see their leaders going for to protect them. If there's one thing your insane Martial score is for, it's for inadvertently stopping the depression cycle that losing a ruler + plague can bring. Not reversing it. Just stopping it.
Adhoc vote count started by Raiu on May 26, 2017 at 12:34 AM, finished with 55 posts and 17 votes.

  • [X] Jove Ulrich
    [X] Suwari Ekidnu
    [X] Mutsu Daneda
    [X] Mutsu Daneda, the son of Ritsuko didn't just reply to your polite letter asking about anyone willing to marry, he came to your province. Officially, he claimed that it was to see the lands of an ally and see their culture, but there was something else that you saw in his posture. He is well known for his grasp on language, even having written a few poems that you've (tried to) study. You have heard rumors about him though, saying that he is not what he seems.
    [X] Russet

Adhoc vote count started by Raiu on May 26, 2017 at 1:09 AM, finished with 55 posts and 17 votes.

  • [X] Jove Ulrich
    [X] Suwari Ekidnu
    [X] Mutsu Daneda
    [X] Mutsu Daneda, the son of Ritsuko didn't just reply to your polite letter asking about anyone willing to marry, he came to your province. Officially, he claimed that it was to see the lands of an ally and see their culture, but there was something else that you saw in his posture. He is well known for his grasp on language, even having written a few poems that you've (tried to) study. You have heard rumors about him though, saying that he is not what he seems.
    [X] Russet
 
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. In a group of twenty, there's about one that has the plague, which forces one or two other people to care for that sick person, rather than working the soil.

How feasible would it be to centralize medical care for the sick? Like a field hospital or something with assigned medical personnel to stop the labor drain on individual households? And do we have any information on our neighbors' military strength?
 
To centralize medical care, you need to have a grasp on medicine. You have a competent Royal Physician (who I deign to name), but he's more like a medic charged with keeping his charges alive than actually curing them. You'd first need to find someone who can treat the thing. Then he can train people, and create a medical system that isn't based off of miasma and leaches.

What info you do have on your neighbors will be presented in the Social Network / Spy Network coming after the wedding.

Speaking on that, voting will close in one hour. Ye have been warned.
 
You'd first need to find someone who can treat the thing. Then he can train people, and create a medical system that isn't based off of miasma and leaches.

Damn. Oh well, I suppose there are other tasks we could be attending to. Speaking of further infrastructure projects, how fares our harbor? How developed is it? Do we possess any fleet levies?

And as for our levies and retinue, have they much experience? And how well armed are they on a general level compared to our region?
 
To centralize medical care, you need to have a grasp on medicine. You have a competent Royal Physician (who I deign to name), but he's more like a medic charged with keeping his charges alive than actually curing them. You'd first need to find someone who can treat the thing. Then he can train people, and create a medical system that isn't based off of miasma and leaches.

So if we take The Good Doctor option that's the first step to improving medical care and fighting off the plague?
 
Damn. Oh well, I suppose there are other tasks we could be attending to. Speaking of further infrastructure projects, how fares our harbor? How developed is it? Do we possess any fleet levies?

And as for our levies and retinue, have they much experience? And how well armed are they on a general level compared to our region?
Your harbor is mostly a series of wharfs for smaller ships, two actual harbors for the larger merchant ships that sometimes comes by, and no ship building capabilities to speak of. It's a feudal port, with a lack of government attention and funding due to the fact that it's... Only mildly profitable. If you were on the north side of the Kingdom then you would have gotten access to the trade routes of the other continents, but you're not. There are, however, some trade routes near your lands, so you're not completely screwed there.

In CK2 terms, it's a level 1 city port with the fleet levies replaced with a food generator. Creating a new port for the castle is also an idea.

Edit: Also, I forgot to mention this, but the Chaw-ha river is deep enough to move river barges around, and it flows down from the province of Buhaw. This means you're getting river trade from the other provinces.

So if we take The Good Doctor option that's the first step to improving medical care and fighting off the plague?
Yep! Or a first step. There are other options you can take. Tick Tock. Tick Tock.
Adhoc vote count started by Raiu on May 26, 2017 at 2:48 AM, finished with 61 posts and 18 votes.
 
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And time. The Husbando Wars have finished. Look like taking care of things at home is more important than allying with a contender or fortifying your own position.

Now the writing for the wedding shall begin. After that will be the Rumor Mill and Turn 2. Now, let's see how I can do this justice.
 
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So, I decided to do a little rolling just to set up a few things. This won't make sense for you guys but... TWINS! Also, I know I broke my own system here, but this time it's a roll under.


Edit: By the way, the threshold was... 115
 
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The Wedding of Skye and Jove 1-6
The Wedding of Skye and Jove
One week. One week reviewing the letters that you received and one week of burning every letter that you find from Russet. That almost makes the sleepless nights worth it.

You didn't pay much mind to Absinthe's letters. He didn't bring much to the table beyond the alliance with your Asad neighbor, and with a war clearly on the horizon you don't want to get dragged into it on someone else's terms. You wrote him a politely worded letter (mostly written by Alan to make sure you didn't cause a political snafu) turning him down. His response is a politely worded letter accepting the refusal, though there is another line in another hand added to the bottom. "I won't challenge you to a duel when you have a brat in your belly, so don't be afraid to visit." Crass with a tone of superiority. Yep, Absinthe wrote that part. His father must have put him up to it.

Daneda Mutsu (you resolve to never use that foreign naming system again in your life) was the next to go. While he was an excellent candidate, you could tell that he was hiding something every time he spoke. The fact that his family life was of a different culture also played into this, but you just couldn't trust someone who seemed to be hiding something big. You deliver your rejection in person, feeling rather awkward in doing so. Daneda either does not pick up on your awkwardness or politely ignores it. His response does surprise you though.

"I had expected as much, as did Mother." He produced a letter from his pocket, the seal of the Mutsu House on it. "Read this after your wedding, Lady Skye. I sure it would be of interest to you, though, in truth, I do not know what it is about." He did give you a poem as a wedding gift though, so... You know, you still have no idea what to make of him.

Suwari was your favored choice for much of the week, but as you thought about it more, a marriage to him would not give you much. Tribesmen are notorious for their warring, and though you don't expect that they would call you in for every war, you would likely be pulled into one if they were attacked during the Civil War. More over, while the Dust vein would be a useful claim to have, a ceremonial war would fix that problem. If you did it right, you could get them as an ally in other ways.

77 + 6 (Diplomacy) +7 (Alan) = 90
Major Success


The first message you receive from his father is one of anger. It seems the Champion of the Ekidnu loathed being told no. It was only through rushed letters and a surprising stroke of diplomatic luck that you managed to calm down the tribal. It came as a surprise when a letter from Suwari came, promising that his people would not raid your lands until "Your firstborn is full grown. May the Nameless One smile upon your union, Lady Skye of Ravenswood."

By weeks end, you send a messenger to Suwami. From what you gathered by the messenger's report, the conversation had gone something like "A message for your son, Mayor Ulrich, from Lady Skye." "What does she want now?" Your imagined Ulrich grumbled to himself as he took the letter and opened it. Ulrich's actual response was most certainly surprise and fury, given by the fact the messenger could hardly hear you through the ringing in his ears. He did tell you that the phrases "controlling, murderous bitch" and "betrayal" were said.

Well, at least it didn't end in a murder.

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Six months. A full season has passed since Father rode off into the Silverlands. A season where you didn't have the usual comfort of knowing that he would be there with his understanding and quiet questions. Pit, a season since someone asked me how I'm doing and it still doesn't seem right. A small part of you knows that feeling will never fade, but you hope it does.

You sigh, looking at your mother's wedding dress. You know it fits, you spent an entire day being poked and prodded by the tailors to ensure it did, but... It just doesn't feel right. I knew it. I waited too long.i

Before you can get too far into kicking yourself, you hear a knocking on your door. Earth's voice comes from the other side. "You ready, sis?" Well, time to get going then. "Give me a moment. I'll be right out."

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Unlike the marriages of Kings and Lords, your wedding was smaller. There were no exotic performers, no comedic midget circuses, no jousts, no contests of strength and valor. The hall of Ravenswood Keep were done up in lesser finery, but there was one critical thing that your home now had.

Life.

Since Father rode into the Silverlands, everything was grey, in mourning. Now you can hear people talking, laughing. Pit, you think you saw Earth smile behind his handkerchief. Standing on the raised platform that replaced the throne, you can see this life first hand.

Many of your guests are your own subjects: off duty guards dressed in finery and off to the sides, soldiers who had distinguished themselves in both your father's and your services, and favored commoners including Livy, the eldest chronicler in your family's service (Pit, I thought he died last year!).

Your council was in attendance as well. Alan talked with unfamiliar guests, likely those of other courts who came to see what many believe to be another contender to the throne. Amity was with Russet, keeping the man from going to the banquet table (which made it so much better to see him squirm under her gaze). Henry Liddel, your new Huntsman Superior sat quietly in his seat with his daughter and apprentice, Alice, next to him. You would think that the quiet girl was bored out of her mind, but you know that is just how she always looks. Sullivan stands besides you, holding the holy book of your shared faith, a string of white Dust crystals hanging around his neck.

You don't see Balthazar, but such a skin-crawlingly creepy sort didn't seem right for this sort of occasion. You do see an unremarkable figure keeping watch over Razz as she excitedly talks the ears off of a pair of captive Huntsmen. With the grace of the Nameless One, they'll likely survive.

There are two guests that you did not expect to come. Seated as close to the front as a noble guest could, Knight Alric Asad of the province of Wadno is in ceremonial armor with his arms crossed. You know where Absinthe got his pride from, and judging from the looks he is giving you, he knows just who you snubbed his offer for. It's restrained though. He knows the game, and he'll get his chance eventually.

Even though their presence was announced, you were surprised when you saw Daneda Mutsu leading a smaller, grey haired woman by the arm. It takes you a moment, as the last time you saw this woman was nearly a decade ago, but you recognize her as Ritsuko Mutsu. The years were obviously not kind to her, but even from a distance you could see that her eyes were closed. Judging how Daneda helped her take her seat, it was clear he was used to this. Focused with nervousness as you are, you hear her whisper a word to her son under the din of the crowd. "She looks lovely in that dress. I knew she would."

Before you have time to question this, the announcer calls for everyone to be seated. The wait for the next words is nerve-wracking. "Announcing, the Groom, Sir Jove of the House of Strausberg." You swallow as the first of the honor guard appears, the court musicians playing the traditional wedding march. The next out are Jove and his father, both dressed up in their finest. The older man looked like he felt very much out of place, but that didn't stop him from only giving you the passing glance. The part of you that isn't second guessing your choices at the speed of Razz's speech remarks the fact that you'll have more to do to repair his opinion of you. Jove, on the other hand, walks confidently down. Well that's a good sign. The same part says before you try to calm yourself down.

Then your eyes met Jove's and your mind went blank for a moment. You blinked, composing yourself as your husband-to-be walked up to the platform. "Lady Skye." He says, bowing his head slightly.

"Sir Jove." You reply, curtsying and glad that you didn't stutter.

With everything in its place, the musicians were silenced and you reached out, taking Jove's hand. Sullivan looked towards you and nodded supportively before speaking. "Beloved Children, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony under the light of the Nameless One." He turned towards you. "Lady Skye Ravenswood, do you take this man to be your husband, to live together in holy matrimony, to love him, to honor him, to comfort him, and keep him in sickness and in health, for so long as you both shall live?"

You thought your voice would catch, that you would stumble over the simplest of words, that you would make a fool out of yourself. You manage to not do that. "I do."

Sullivan turned to Jove. "Sir Jove Strausberg,do you take this woman to be your wife, to live together in holy matrimony, to love her, to honor her, to comfort her, and keep her in sickness and in health, for so long as you both shall live?"

Before you had time to fear that he would say no, Jove answers. "I do."

Sullivan removed the string of Dust from his neck and wrapped them around your entwined hands. "By the power invested in me as a Deacon of the Nameless One, I pronounce you man and wife."

You don't quite remember what happened after that. You remember the celebrating, your new Father-In-Law saying something about kin, a lot of dancing, some very bad singing, you think you might have tried challenging Asad to a duel... No you tried to challenge him twice, but it was just a blur.

The next clear memory you have is laying in bed, face down in your pillows to hide your bushing cheeks. You're sweaty, sore, almost glowing. "Don't rub my ears like that, Jove." You mumble quietly.

Outside you hear the first raindrops fall. The rainy season has begun.

AN: I'm going to need to slow down on these. If I keep up this pace, I'll not only burn out harder than a set of Nascar tires soaked in gasoline, but I'll run out of material. I just can't go too slowly or I'll also burn out like a man in some kind of weird dungeon trap where there's fire ahead of him and fire behind him. Maintaining that balance is going to be crucial.
 
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Well, now that I've endeavored to slow down on these, maybe I can finally get some sleep at normal people hours...

Nah.
 
"Don't rub my ears like that..."

If it's for the reason that's mentioned in a lot of fanfics with Blake, that's cute as heck :)
 
If I fade to black, then I make it cute. Two months.

Edit: And in eight days, I've written a short Novella. If only I could do the same during NaNoWriMo.
 
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While I brainstorm just what will be in Turn 2, if you have an appearance that you'd like for Jove, now is the time to put it up. I'll choose the best one. Also, remember, scar is mandatory.

Also, if anyone wants to try their hand at Daneda's poem gift, you are welcome to. Poetry is not my forte.
 
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Man, just adding a few words at the end can really improve a piece. Consider the marriage update completed now, though I'm doubtlessly going to go back and try to rewrite it way down the line.

Well, now I just need to write the Rumor Mill, avoid bombshells and... Oh wait, Ritsuko was involved.
 
Man, just adding a few words at the end can really improve a piece. Consider the marriage update completed now, though I'm doubtlessly going to go back and try to rewrite it way down the line.

Well, now I just need to write the Rumor Mill, avoid bombshells and... Oh wait, Ritsuko was involved.
Meh, no big. I had figured there'd be a little trouble from at least one of the knight+ tier prospects.
 
Rumor Mill 1-7
Before the wedding you had received numerous letters and wellwishings from your Social Network, as well as a report from Balthazar. Now that the wedding finished, you really should be looking over those. It will at least distract you from your pounding headache.

Yeqerta
The commoners and minor nobility rejoice at the news that Lady Skye has been wed. Some nobles question if the marriage was nothing but a political move to clear an unstated feud between Lady Skye and Mayor Ulrich. Many more, however see this marriage as a source of hope in dire times.

Of less joyous news is that the destroyer of the Temple of Minno, the dread Tarenteli known as Five-Legs was seen circling the ruined temple, eyes fixed upon Ravenswood Keep. The monster had grown since its last spotting, its main body now suspended twenty feet off the ground by its five spindly legs. The sixth had been severed by a heroic adventurer's blade years ago, but it seems Five-Legs does not want to become Four-Legs, as thick bone now covers the legs.

Wadno
From your letters and the report, you can see that Alric is preparing for the upcoming war. So far it has been limited to training and the building of a war chest, but you have no doubt that the Asads will march soon. They have positioned themselves as one of the major pretenders for the throne.

You find a letter from Alric, delivered after your wedding. "Congratulations on your wedding, Lady Skye. During the feast we had discussed an agreement for the upcoming years, but I am not so much of a sneak as to bind a person based on their answers while swimming in wine. I intend to claim the empty throne, and I require an agreement in your capability as Regent. If the Ravenswoods do not march against me, I swear upon my honor that your house will prosper under my rule." It smacks of skullduggery, but it looks like sides are being formed. You'll have to choose eventually.

Maskax
Cilmi of Donna seems to have suddenly placed himself as Alric's rival, shifting his position completely in three months. Mercenaries have been hired, filling his army to roughly the size of the Asad's. This is highly unusual since the Knight seemed to mind more of his books than trying to claim the throne.

There are a few more interesting rumors. Maskax's port city of Faram has been declared free of the plague, mostly by the almost zealous efforts of the city's guards. Cilmi's Captain of The Guard was presented with a longsword with strands of fire Dust woven into the metal, a mighty blade indeed.

Buhaw
Buhaw Castle still stands empty but the vengeful ghost of King Buhaw X was driven from the grand keep by a band of adventurers and Deacons. No more will the citizens fear their king visiting them in the night to terrorize them. Some would believe it was not a moment too soon, as the commoners believe that a new king will appear, by the Nameless One's light.

Gees:
The arrival of Knightess Ritsuko was surprising, given that this was her first public appearance in nearly a decade. Other than that fact, few rumors come from this province and Balthazar's spy networks have yet to penetrate the Mistralian Knightess' lands.

You do, however read the letter Daneda delivered. It's not in his handwriting, the words having a strange slant to them... Not to mention they're written in Mistralian. Jove is the one to translate the letter for you, and the words on the page read "The Bastard is not what he seems."

... Yeah, that wasn't cryptic at all.

Outside Lands
Zulu

The Zulu's crusade against the Scions has begun, and they are making good gains... by slaughtering and converting Scions by the hundreds. Considering the Zulu holy war was started because they believe the Scions caused the plague, you wonder what would happen if that didn't cure the plague. In truth, this is a little awkward for you, since the holy war may bring the Scion worshiping Megwambi Confederation to your west into the conflict, forcing them to march across your lands.

A sudden, distant, booming sound catches you attention. Its impossible to place, but it must have been big, far bigger than any lightning strike you've ever heard. That's... disconcerting.

An unfortunate thing to note is that Ser Reinhardt hasn't arrived yet. He may have been delayed with the coming of the rainy season.

AN: The Zulus really, REALLY screwed up. Guess what happens when you double crit-fail a holy war.

Kuo Kuwama
The kingdom holding the oldest city ruins in Menagerie is a mess, but that is nothing new. A war over Dust mines recently flared into a complete mess with three tribes warring with the kingdom and their fights spilling into Zulu lands. It is not a very good time to be at that end of the continent.

Ma Aqaan
While the rest of Menagerie is going straight to the Pit, the kingdom of Ma Aqaan is relatively peaceful. You had heard rumors that the nearby tribes were looking to carve up the kingdom, but the Zulus really kicked a hornet's nest. One kingdom's misfortune is another's fortune, and you hear talk of a hospital for the plague victims being created. It seems you've found a good location for finding doctors.

Ekidnu
The Ekidnu tribesmen seem to be true to their word. You hear reports of raiders turning away from the border, heading north to Buhaw rather than your lands. At least you won't need to worry about them for a while. Beyond that, you have few acquaintances in those lands, so very little information of importance reaches you.

AN: Unfortunately, this is more or less the extent of your spy network right now. The Plague has more or less shut off trade with other continents, as few merchants wish to be near such horrible and wasting death. A lot is happening outside our little island. So many things are happening.
 
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A little sleep can really help a guy out. Now time to get working on all the actions for turn 2. Boy, that's going to be fun.
 
We "technically" rule the Ravenswood keep as regent, right? Are we able to call obligations from the various vassals or would that be reserved for the rightful ruler?
 
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