Weez ardly bovver dem umies anymores
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Weez ardly bovver dem umies anymores
The following was recorded in an ork camp in the Everglades. It is considered top secret.
Dem umies are Ard. Dead Ard. We'z ud go an foight dem but dey'd just bash us. Not enough Boyz. Too many tin can umies. We'z'd rather foight da monstas.
Ya see, dis planet. Dis is our 'eaven. Dis is da good place for da boiz ya know. Umies struggle and cry, cus dey weird. Dey don't loik foightin' not unless they'z be winnin' or deys be does dark metal umies oos don't give a damn. Deyz always a good foight for a tough boy.
Now, da lads, dey don't last long. If a little nob takes a mob ov a-hudreth yoofs out into the bush for a day he comes back wiv one good boy. Two if he's lucky!
But for dat boy who this world works for, dis world is da best place. You's never be's wantin' for a foight. Round the corner is some big ol' beasty who'll try to kills ya in some new and interesting way. Dragons, Dragon fruit, Sneaky Toigers, dino-blasters, little bastards who are easy to krump, but can krump ya just as easy!
B O O otiful!
Dats why Ork-inardo is building a beacon see. He wants to tells da Boyz dat dis is da place. Da true Ome of da orkz! By burning ten hundred weirdboiz a day he can tell da Boyz to come home! Where does he get ten hundred weirdboiz a day?
We don't know. Yet. But weez can figure it's out! Weez da foightiest and ardest boiz in da ooniverse, and we need ta tell da boiz to come 'ome!
The following was recorded in an ork camp in the Everglades. It is considered top secret.
Dem umies are Ard. Dead Ard. We'z ud go an foight dem but dey'd just bash us. Not enough Boyz. Too many tin can umies. We'z'd rather foight da monstas.
Ya see, dis planet. Dis is our 'eaven. Dis is da good place for da boiz ya know. Umies struggle and cry, cus dey weird. Dey don't loik foightin' not unless they'z be winnin' or deys be does dark metal umies oos don't give a damn. Deyz always a good foight for a tough boy.
Now, da lads, dey don't last long. If a little nob takes a mob ov a-hudreth yoofs out into the bush for a day he comes back wiv one good boy. Two if he's lucky!
But for dat boy who this world works for, dis world is da best place. You's never be's wantin' for a foight. Round the corner is some big ol' beasty who'll try to kills ya in some new and interesting way. Dragons, Dragon fruit, Sneaky Toigers, dino-blasters, little bastards who are easy to krump, but can krump ya just as easy!
B O O otiful!
Dats why Ork-inardo is building a beacon see. He wants to tells da Boyz dat dis is da place. Da true Ome of da orkz! By burning ten hundred weirdboiz a day he can tell da Boyz to come home! Where does he get ten hundred weirdboiz a day?
We don't know. Yet. But weez can figure it's out! Weez da foightiest and ardest boiz in da ooniverse, and we need ta tell da boiz to come 'ome!
