*raises an eyebrow* Really? You know you complain about a non canon fanfic? It says so on the page even. It`s just a reinterpretation of warhammer universe which I found interesting enough to share. I find it even more absurd than ad mech using warp tech. Complaining about canonicity of a non canon fanfic, that is.
That is not what I was mocking. Its not a matter of canon... its a matter of Warp Tech being the only tech. BY LAW of AM. That is insane. Utterly insane. Warp Tech by literal definition is: Tech that utilizes the Warp for power, effect, etc... The most unstable tech in that universe.
Consequences include: (These are things so basic you can't alter them without making it name dropping for your original work)
1. All things are powered by drawing energy from the Warp.
2. Promethium is near useless outside flamethrowers and as a source of chemical compounds.
3. AM must have more of an environmentalist streak and think the Warp is clean energy.
4. If anything (At All) goes wrong every single piece of tech is a possible portal into the Warp.
5. In universe the Warp must be really, really calm.
6. Calm to the point that Slanesh doesn't exist. Seriously, that has to take place preSlanesh in order for the tech base to make any sense.
If you read my little omake there you'll notice the toasters destroyed the social services building. AM was busy sulking. To ruin the joke, the toasters all got demonically possessed and rampaged. Someone in the building probably dropped one and things went horribly wrong. I used toasters specifically because:
1. They are dirt simple tech wise.
2. There is no reason at all to make them not electronic. Except because AM made it the LAW.
3. Altering toasters to use Warp Tech would involve a ridiculously large amount of completely unnecessary levels of over engineering.
4. Flying Toasters reference.
I only read that one page... but the set up means it has to be farcical, a black comedy, and maybe political black comedy. I can't comment on the actual writing or anything, as I only read one page. Granted the base universe is of darkly silly in and of itself.
Off the top of my head and avoiding redundant battles:I want to start clearing out the STCs; vox bandwidth is a nice little quality-of-life for military intelligence, and the warp scanners should help with... hmmm... what's after 'nids?![]()
1. Orks.
2. Eldar.
3. Dark Eldar.
4. Space Hulks.
5. Slanesh cults here to steal bombard cacti so they can seed other worlds with them.
6. Random Time Lost encounters like very, very confused Iron Men. Scrambled Warp sends out very random stuff.
7. Pirates that heard the fleet was gone.
8. Nergul fleet here to backup the cultists we've been stomping.
9. A forgotten, Luchador themed Primarch that only speaks some random language evolved from Mexican Spanish and 1970s era Jive. Here to Lucha the Governor for planetary control.
10. Confused Blood Ravens that are here to loot our Space Marine Chapter.