Tacit Ronin vs. The World

[QuantumPuppy]

[X] Taunt the Kaiju and insult the closest thing it has to a family.

 

[Highwind]

[X] Taunt the Kaiju and insult the closest thing it has to a family.

Do we roll for how good our insults are? Because we totally should roll for Insult Quality.

 

[LostDeviljho]

[X] Taunt the Kaiju and insult the closest thing it has to a family.

this is a stupid vote. hilarious though.

 

[Fyrstorm]

[X] Taunt the Kaiju and insult the closest thing it has to a family.

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Roll me a 1d100 for Insult Quality. It won't do anything, but it's funny.

 

[Ψυχή]

Roll me a 1d100 for Insult Quality. It won't do anything, but it's funny.

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Useless Roll GO!

Ψυχή threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER...! Total: 47

 

[jaiveer00]

rolling

jaiveer00 threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: insult quality Total: 15

 

[Highwind]

Roll me a 1d100 for Insult Quality. It won't do anything, but it's funny.

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Let's DO THIS!

Highwind threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Insult Quality Total: 76

 

[LostDeviljho]

how many rolls does fyrstorm take?

LostDeviljho threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Insult Quality Total: 41

 

[jaiveer00]

just the first. doesn't mean i can't roll to see how my insult would've worked.

 

[Space Jawa]

Sure, why not.

...AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!

Space Jawa threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: INCESSENT TAUNTING! Total: 81

 

[Highwind]

Maybe each roll represents the quality of a single insult we'll shout at the Kaiju?

 

[LostDeviljho]

so out of five taunts, we get two mediocre, one kinda-shitty, and two actually-pretty-good ones? not bad.

 

[Fyrstorm]

[X] Taunt the Kaiju and insult the closest thing it has to a family.

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so out of five taunts, we get two mediocre, one kinda-shitty, and two actually-pretty-good ones? not bad.

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-50 penalty for language barrier.
Not like it'd do anything.

Various military units begin to heckle at the kaiju, attempting to insult it and draw it closer. It's really not needed; Tanken's already seen them. Additionally, Tanken doesn't speak english, which really limits the insults.

The kaiju snarls, and breaks into a loping run, throwing up a dust cloud as it closes in.

Your turn.
Distances:
Tacit: 30 from DP, 28 from Tanken
Tanks: 25 from DP, 33 from Tanken
Arty: 25 from DP, 33 from Tanken
Brigades: 30 from DP, 28 from Tanken
Scouts: 30 from DP, 28 from Tanken
Tanken: 70 from DP, 28 from Tacit/Brigades/Scouts, 33 from Tanks/Arty

 

[Space Jawa]

[X] Tacit Hold Position until Tanken gets in range.
-[X] All other forces fire as soon as Tanken is within firing range.

 

[LostDeviljho]

[X] Tacit Hold Position until Tanken gets in range.
-[X] All other forces fire as soon as Tanken is within firing range.

 

[Highwind]

[X] Tacit Hold Position until Tanken gets in range.
-[X] All other forces fire as soon as Tanken is within firing range.

 

[Fyrstorm]

[X] Tacit Hold Position until Tanken gets in range.
-[X] All other forces fire as soon as Tanken is within firing range.

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The forces' heckling slows, but Tanken's advance doesn't. Cannons and rocket launchers are armed, leveling to aim at the kaiju.

"Steady..."

Tanken's feet slam into the earth, leaving massive footprints many meters across.

"Steady..."

The kaiju's lips draw back, rows of shark-like teeth exposed to the air.

"Steady..."

Tanken raises its arms, preparing to-

"NOW!"

Roll me...
5x 1d10 for Tanks/Arty, and a 2d10 hit location for each result.
6x 1d10 for Infantry/Scouts, and a 2d10 hit location for each result.

Distances:
Tacit: 30 from DP, 4 from Tanken
Tanks: 25 from DP, 9 from Tanken
Arty: 25 from DP, 9 from Tanken
Brigades: 30 from DP, 4 from Tanken
Scouts: 30 from DP, 4 from Tanken
Tanken: 34 from DP, 4 from Tacit/Brigades/Scouts, 9 from Tanks/Arty

 

[LostDeviljho]

I'll roll for tanks and arty, if that's okay.

edit: well that doesn't look too bad.

LostDeviljho threw 5 10-faced dice. Reason: tanks/arty Total: 31

LostDeviljho threw 2 10-faced dice. Reason: hit location Total: 14

 

[aledeth]

More Dice!

AKBs/Scouts: 6#1d10 9 3 1 1 10 5
AKB/Scout Hit Locs: 6#2d10 10 9 13 5 12 4
More Tank Hitlocs: 4#2d10 14 12 7 9

 

[Fyrstorm]

[X] Tacit Hold Position until Tanken gets in range.
-[X] All other forces fire as soon as Tanken is within firing range.

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2 strikes - Arty - AKB
The weapons fire, splattering white phosphorous over Tanken's charging form! Several guns click dry as their ammo's spent in the brief destructive thunder, the onslaught slowing to a halt.

Anti-Kaiju Brigade out of Ammo!
Anti-Kaiju Brigade out of Ammo!

Tanken takes 2 Strikes!

Tanken bellows, tearing out of the smoke! The kaiju's body is burnt in several spots, but it's still coming! And it's aiming right at Tacit!

Reaction!
[ ] Dodge!
[ ] Parry!
[ ] Block!

Tanken has closed to melee range with Tacit.

 

[jaiveer00]

[X] Dodge!

 

[aledeth]

[X]Dodge!

 

[Highwind]

[X] Dodge!

 

[Fyrstorm]

[X]Dodge!

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That'll be a 1d10+3, please.

 

[jaiveer00]

rolling.

jaiveer00 threw 1 10-faced dice. Reason: DODGE! Total: 2