They could attack both of them instead, remember than Shard is a badnik too and most people will not know nor believe that he is any diferent
from Metal Sonic.
Scrambled Eggs. A Sonic X Sega All Star Villains CK2 Quest
- Thread starter Kingster
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- Crossover
from Metal Sonic.
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- Female
Yeah, I know
It's just personally a darkly funny mental image to have Eggman be a dick and keep giving her increasingly easy tasks to fufill as her life purpose XD
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- Three feet to the left
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- He/They
Or we could go the other way and force her to be our team's therapist!
We do need some kind of therapy bot for these guys before one of them snaps, for real.
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- Female
Topaz: "You see, Android Jewel the Robot Beetle, it all started when a platypus disintegrated my clothes in front of my entire town-"
Starline: "Is THAT why you fucking hate me???"
Topaz: (shoots him) "Let me finish."
Starline: (crying) "I FUCKING HATE IT HERE!"
Android Jewel: "...."
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Android Jewel: "…… you do know that I have a self-destruction feature, correct?"
- Location
- Three feet to the left
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- He/They
I feel so bad for Starline! We need to do something for the guy!
We can't make him more lucky, but maybe we make him some gear? Help tutor him? Something.
he did what now
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- Female
Starline: "Look I was in college and I was struggling to accept my sexuality - Hey wait a minute, this joke is non canon!"
Surely we could use the publicity of curing NIDS as a way to showcase that this Eggman Empire isn't just an oppressive dictatorship. It's still a dictatorship to be sure, but it's a dictatorship that actually cares about its subjects. That plus Belle, of course.
Android Jewel: "Why should I be loyal to you?"
Eggman: "Haven't you noticed that you've been dealing with far less paperwork than before?"
Android Jewel: "Point taken. All Hail Eggman!"
Android Jewel: "Why should I be loyal to you?"
Eggman: "Haven't you noticed that you've been dealing with far less paperwork than before?"
Android Jewel: "Point taken. All Hail Eggman!"
What are you doing starline?! Start helping conquering storm heal up and then try to get your luck better before you start complaining questers!/j
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- Nowhere
Belle, just coming back from talking someone who despises Eggman into an alliance:"At least you get easy tasks."
- Location
- Three feet to the left
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- He/They
We're bad guys, but we're not bad guys.
[x] Plan Mega Hog
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- Female
Eggman: "Honestly, It's impossible to be more evil than the healthcare industry."
- Location
- Three feet to the left
- Pronouns
- He/They
With Eggman making the cure to NIDS, I can't help but wonder: how will being appreciated for something he's done affect him? I don't imagine he has the mental framework to handle that.
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- Female
Despair: "My ambitions are as black as my soul! All shall bow down and acknowledge how grand I am! And the Kintobor family legacy will be restored to greatness!"
Dave the Intern: "Ma'am, this is a Meh Burger."
Replacing Jewel with an android.....could we do the same with GUN?
This...could have merit.....The Restoration and GUN could be....Overthrone (if you know, you know).
This...could have merit.....The Restoration and GUN could be....Overthrone (if you know, you know).
Eggman has more of a grudge against G.U.N. than he does with the restoration, not to mention that GUN is literally the military arm of a foreign power so letting it continue to exist within our empire would have a lot of bad implications for our country, while the Restoration is just a volunteer first responder organization. also I just think GUN are a lot more likely to realize that their leader has been replaced with an android, and I'm already worried about that with the Jewel plan.
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True. I guess we can take all of GUN's stuff. Make our OWN GUN. Any organic volunteers get sent to our GUN variant to be trained.
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
we already have enough people trying to kill us. can we not add a sentient metal sonic equivalent to the list?
wouldn't that just be whatever we're calling our current minion pool?
[x] Plan Mega Hog
Our minions are our operatives. Our commanders. Any organic volunteers who join us later will be mooks. UNDER our minion's command like our various Badniks.