Yeah, never doubt that SV will choose an option, no matter how sub-optimal it may be. Only put up an option if you're cool with it happening.
<shrug> Live and learn, I suppose.
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[x]<shrug> I was raised by humans. Indulge me.
Moka looks surprised to hear that you were raised by humans, but it doesn't seem like she's going to make a big deal out of it. Perhaps she's assuming you're a changeling of some sort?
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"But the very worst, and scariest thing of all about this is... while there isn't any such monster as the Boogeyman, at least that I know about, JoJo isn't just a fairytale - we learned in Monster World History Class this morning that he's actually a real person, named
Joseph Joestar, and he's a famous user of a weird human martial art called
Ripple, and in 1938 he went on a rampage across New York, Mexico, and parts of Europe, killing two S-Class Monsters on the same level as Vampires like me... and then he supposedly fought and killed an SSS-Class Monster the next week! And he's
still alive, to boot!"
Oh shit, now Moka's started hyperventilating. Aono wraps his arms around her, trying to make her feel safe.
[x]Reassure her that your grandpa is actually a pretty swell guy.
You decide to let Moka know that her fears are unfounded. Or at least, considerably less founded than she thinks. "My gramps is actually a total goofball. If you met him, you'd probably think he's a pretty swell guy."
Moka abruptly goes silent, and she and Aono look at you for a long, awkward moment.
You begin to wonder if you somehow took a wrong turn in this.
After a tense moment, Moka lets out a huge sigh of relief, and chuckles weakly. "That, er, wasn't a very funny joke, senpai. Thank you for trying, though."
... Moka thinks you weren't being serious. Well, if this is what helps her get to sleep at night, you'll just leave it be for the time being. Yare yare daze...
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Your afternoon classes pass without incident.
On your way out of the last class for the day, a girl with blue hair accidentally bumps into you. She quickly apologises, and then runs off.
Taking a moment to pat yourself down (this wouldn't be the first time someone thought they could pickpocket you), you carefully observe that all your personal belongings are in their proper place - the girl didn't try and lift anything off of you. Since it appears to have truly been an accident, you move on to your other, more immediate priorities.
How will you spend the rest of the day? (pick two)
[]Go to the library and... (pick one)
-[]Learn about monsters. Since most of your opponents for the forseeable future will likely be monsters, you'd better start brushing up on how to beat them.
-[]Check out some study materials for your various classes.
[]You're frustrated with how you wound up handling that incident with Moka. Take a walk around campus to blow off some steam. Maybe bust some heads, if the situation should arise.
[]Call your mom, let her know that you made some friends and you survived the bus trip. That annoying woman is probably already worried sick about you.
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You are now affiliated with Moka Akashiya (Outer). By any given standard she's pretty attractive, though she doesn't exactly appeal to your own tastes. Despite how docile and unthreatening she looks (and behaves), Moka is a vampire. ...although you wonder how exactly that's supposed to work when you're continually seeing her in broad daylight without ill effect. Their mutual shyness aside, she and Aono are pretty much an item, not that you care. No, really. You probably couldn't give less of a damn if you tried.
Relationship status: Quite frankly, you intimidate her on several levels. ...but after an awkward demonstration of your compassionate side, she seems to have decided that you're a cool and reliable (though still very intimidating) senpai.
Addendum: Moka (Outer) is completely and pathologically terrified of your gramps, Joseph Joestar. You attempted to inform Moka of your relation to the legendary "invincible monster slayer" JoJo (and also tell her that he's a total goofball), but she went into denial and interpreted it as a bad joke.
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There MAY, I repeat
MAY, be a chance for you guys to obtain Ripple before the in-quest day is out.
Also, ongoing canon screwage has begun.