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spudman said:
He saves the world from a supernatural threat and fathers yet another illegitimate child along the way? ;):p

As for scenarios:

rogue pack of werewolves causing mayhem. Joseph applies newspaper, spray bottle, and Hamon.
aliens infiltrating influential companies/the government, planning an invasion. Joseph stumbles on it and foils their plans.
angels vs. demons, heaven vs. hell. The usual war for souls, timing/control of End of Days, etc. Joseph is caught in the middle
Various gods/creatures from various mythologies. Joseph casually meeting them, helping them (in conjunction with the Speedwagon Foundation) adapt to modern society, and occasionally busting heads when necessary.

Even odds he boinks attractive female allies/antagonists along the way.
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Literally the only one possible is the first one and that's not JOJO worthy. That get a bunch of speedwagon guys with silver bullets ,Sniper rifles and a helicopter worthy.


Personally was thinking of doing one where Joseph meets and helps Avodol for the first time a ways back in time. Avdol being Half witch half human in this universe . He was viewed as unlucky and the coven was starting some shit in Cairo in revenge for the humans disturbing some ancient tomb ( maybe Celeopatra? Or that other famous female pharaoh who's name escapes me atm) planing some serious the Mummy level shit.

Joseph goes in rescues Avdol from being sacrificed for the ritual and the two of them team up to bring down the partially raised mummy lord.

Unfortunately no more yet undiscovered joestar kids coming from this particular idea.
 
Cjdavis103 said:
Literally the only one possible is the first one and that's not JOJO worthy. That get a bunch of speedwagon guys with silver bullets ,Sniper rifles and a helicopter worthy.


Personally was thinking of doing one where Joseph meets and helps Avodol for the first time a ways back in time. Avdol being Half witch half human in this universe . He was viewed as unlucky and the coven was starting some shit in Cairo in revenge for the humans disturbing some ancient tomb ( maybe Celeopatra? Or that other famous female pharaoh who's name escapes me atm) planing some serious the Mummy level shit.

Joseph goes in rescues Avdol from being sacrificed for the ritual and the two of them team up to bring down the partially raised mummy lord.

Unfortunately no more yet undiscovered joestar kids coming from this particular idea.
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Oh, interesting scenario. Avdol was born in the 60's (from the wiki). So if it happened when Avdol was a kid...and Joseph hooked up with an Egyptian woman at that time, maybe one of the enemy Stand Users in Stardust Crusaders hanging out in Egypt could be his kid.

Mariah or Midler as Joseph's offspring? Puts their encounters with the gang in SC in an inadvertently disturbing light. o_O :rofl:

Or he hooked up with Oingo/Boingo's mom, and they're actually only half-brothers. :lol


Isn't there an alien in Diamond is Unbreakable, or at least a guy who thinks he's one. So, I figure aliens might be in play behind the scenes.

And with the Rosario crossover, who knows what other monsters/supernatural beings might be around. Even if canon Rosario doesn't bring them up doesn't mean they aren't out there.

I should note I edited in two other scenarios.

Joseph defeats an ancient/eldritch evil in Maine. Inspires a young Stephen King who was a bystander.
Joseph averts a ghoul/zombie apocalypse, inspires a young George Romero.
 
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spudman said:
Oh, interesting scenario. Avdol was born in the 60's (from the wiki). So if it happened when Avdol was a kid...and Joseph hooked up with an Egyptian woman at that time, maybe one of the enemy Stand Users in Stardust Crusaders hanging out in Egypt could be his kid.

Mariah or Midler as Joseph's offspring? o_O :rofl:

Isn't there an alien in Diamond is Unbreakable, or at least a guy who thinks he's one. So, I figure aliens might be in play behind the scenes.

And with the Rosario crossover, who knows what other monsters/supernatural beings might be around. Even if canon Rosario doesn't bring them up doesn't mean they aren't out there.

I should note I edited in two other scenarios.

Joseph defeats an ancient/eldritch evil in Maine. Inspires a young Stephen King who was a bystander.
Joseph averts a ghoul/zombie apocalypse, inspires a young George Romero.
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Problem with that is DIO would kill anyone with Joestar blood basically on sight. He's rightfully convinced that that family is the only theart to him. Not to mention Joestar blood is enormously boosting for him with most of his body being Johnathan's. So no kids there.

Thanks for clearing up my time table. So we're looking about 1972 3 years before the event of 75 and putting Joseph just over the hill at 52.

Aliens where never really brought up again In any later parts to my knowledge ( might be wrong haven't touched Jojolien) so I'm going to say that guy was just crazy.

Eh I'll leave gods alone for now.

I'll start work it tomorrow. If anyone would like to volunteer to beta I'd really appreciate it.
 
Cjdavis103 said:
Aliens where never really brought up again In any later parts to my knowledge ( might be wrong haven't touched Jojolien) so I'm going to say that guy was just crazy.

Eh I'll leave gods alone for now.

I'll start work it tomorrow. If anyone would like to volunteer to beta I'd really appreciate it.
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Stands do come from an alien virus, so there's that too. It was probably engineered by somebody.

I think the ancient evil in Maine (and inspiring a young Stephen King) is vague enough to be whatever can fit in the crossover.

Zombies/ghouls fit right in with JoJo.

In any case, looking forward to your meeting Avdol omake.


Other omakes could also look for ideas based on the decade it takes place in.

later 30's/40's - Joseph punches Nazis and associated occultists/monsters.
50's - Joseph punches commies and/or aliens. Giant creatures. Maybe vampires make a comeback at some point in this decade.
60's - Joseph flip flopping between living an episode of Mad Men and being a supporter of the counter culture. For supernatural stuff he deals with ghosts, haunted houses, and various some random weird shit.
70's - 80's - besides the '74 incident (and the Avdol incident in your omake), Joseph mostly looks into incidents that turn out to be mundane serial killers, although some of them are rather hard to put down.
 
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    However, there is a choice that you must all make for yourself-as-Jotaro.

    The eyes of the entire school are on you, and your best male friend's life hangs in the balance.

    You have NO idea of what consequences either decision may invoke, but you must choose!

    Will you, of your own will, out yourself as a human being?! And if so, will you further announce your lineage?!

    []Like hell I will!

    [] Proclaim your humanity!

    []You ARE the Vampire Killer's legacy. Own it.
     
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    Nobody disagree Kuyou need facial reconfigurement. What everyone concerned is that 'can we really punch him without getting burned in the process' and 'can we beat the shit of him without collateral damage'.
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    But I disagree. And my concern is about "Can Jotaro defeat him without fighting him at all". I mean, isn't, like, half the point of JJBA about how Stand Battles are not won by punching?

    [X] Proclaim your humanity!

    That internal logic from the previous update? I'd like to see what happens when it's externalized.
     
    [X]You ARE the Vampire Killer's legacy. Own it.

    Paint the biggest possible target on our back so that fewer people go after Tsukune.

    And also additional ammo of the Grandson of the Vampire Killer being friends with a Freaking VAMPIRE. Just shoots another big ass hole in his already Swiss cheese like ship of a philosophy .
     
    Cjdavis103 said:
    Literally the only one possible is the first one and that's not JOJO worthy. That get a bunch of speedwagon guys with silver bullets ,Sniper rifles and a helicopter worthy.
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    Just for the record, werewolves are S-Class monsters on roughly the same level as Vampires, boasting speed instead of strength.

    A whole PACK of them going on the warpath is exactly the kind of thing that could warrant a personal visit from the Vampire Killer.
     
    EvaUnit01 said:
    Just for the record, werewolves are S-Class monsters on roughly the same level as Vampires, boasting speed instead of strength.

    A whole PACK of them going on the warpath is exactly the kind of thing that could warrant a personal visit from the Vampire Killer.
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    Huh really? Thought they only got their S ranking during a full moon.

    Still gonna start with the Egypt idea first. Works been kicking my ass so don't expect it in a hurry
     
    [x]You ARE the Vampire Killer's legacy. Own it.

    Y a r e Y a r e D a Z e

    It's time to put the fear of Joestar in these louts. Besides, it'll probably get out sooner or later. Might as well own it hard right now.
     
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    [X]You ARE the Vampire Killer's legacy. Own it.
    Shame we don't have a whip.
     
    I mean, I don't mind if we're going with the "I'm a Joestar, hear me roar"-thing, but if we're trying to win the hearts and minds of the other students here, thus undermining Kuyo's position, it might be better to stop at outing ourselves as human. Because at that point, people are going to be impressed, rather than terrified of us.

    I'm just saying, having them think "Daaamn, that guy is a human, humans can be this badass?" seems preferable to "Oh god oh god it's the literal boogeyman we're all gonna die."
     
    SpiritualSlacker said:
    I mean, I don't mind if we're going with the "I'm a Joestar, hear me roar"-thing, but if we're trying to win the hearts and minds of the other students here, thus undermining Kuyo's position, it might be better to stop at outing ourselves as human. Because at that point, people are going to be impressed, rather than terrified of us.
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    As for me, my logic goes like this:

    Kuyo: "Humans can start Witch Hunts at the drop of a hat, so we're going to kill this human Just In Case".

    Jotaro: "Oh, hey, I'm a human too. Are you going to kill me?"

    [ ] Kill JoJo {Physical Face Lost, Bad End}
    [->] Weasel out

    Kuyo: "No, you see, you have special circumstances".

    Jotaro: "And what kind of circumstances might those be?"

    [1] "You are related to JoJo, I don't want that guy to skin me alive"
    [2] "You have a monster girlfriend, you are also very interested in the No Witch Hunts thing"

    [1] Jotaro: "And you didn't warn about me any students you said you want to protect? So, you're basically just want to burn a dude but with no consequences?" {Social Face Lost, Bad End}

    [2.a] Jotaro: "And Tsukune has two monster girlfriends, which means it's fine to not kill him"
    [2.b] Jotaro: "But Tsukune has a monster girlfriend too. Doesn't he? Right, Tsukune?"

    As you can see, any situation I can imagine here is going to be at least amusing. My estimation is that the [2.b] is the most likely, at which point the update will turn from being about Glorious JoJo to being about Deal With Your Feelings, You Three. I can see one objection, "If Jotaro doesn't deck this bastard now, he's only going to cause harm". To which I will reply: "But in canon he didn't stop his plotting, what makes you think he's going to do it now?" Oh, and by "Bad End" in this post I mean Bad End for Kuyo. Because I tried checking if anyone can read that as "Bad End for Jotaro", and I could. And if I could, someone else can too, so just clarifying it out here.
     
    Honestly, not seeing what the circumstances are in the convo mean I can't make the call. I'd like to Own the Vampire Killer's legacy, but it would definitely change the tenor of future interactions. We may use it for the better, especially being attached at the hip to Mizore, but some concern.

    By contrast, proclaiming humanity can help undermine Kuyo, but also possibly make us a more desirable target.

    And saying nothing...well, Kuyo won't call us out, but also means we have less room to argue him down.
     
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