Mizore has her face in her hands. "Oh my God, were surrounded by idiots."
[X]Mizore has the right idea.
You sigh, and lower your hat in order to cover the top half of your face. "Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass, all right."
Observing the spectacle through finger windows and lidded eyes, she blearily asks, "...you want me to help?"
-[X]...stop watching, start doing something about it.
You shrug, tell her to just do what she wants, and make your way to drag Tsukune out of the enchanted brooms that are dogpiling him. Mizore sighs in reply, before disappearing somewhere. Probably to peep on you from inside the ceiling, or something.
[X] Go straight for Tsukune, grab him, haul ass outta there.
You take a moment to begin the special breathing, and charge up your Ripple. This is really probably gonna suck, but you're not inclined to beat the tar out of a little kid right now.
The golden aura of the Ripple faintly glowing around you, you charge toward the mass of brooms assaulting Tsukune.
Yukari sees your attempt at interference, and narrows her eyes. "I don't have any quarrel with you, Jojo-senpai..."
She then laughs, haughtily. You get the feeling she's trying to sound like an evil overlady out of an anime or something, but it just highlights how much of a friggin' kid she is.
"...but Tsukune Aono must be punished for his arrogance in daring to come near my Moka!"
Now some of the brooms are flying at you. ...wonderful.
- [X] Smash the brooms as they get in your way.
Fortunately, you're an experienced fighter, with countless street brawls and other assorted asskickings under your belt. So it's only minimal trouble for you to intercept brooms that get too close and smash them into splinters with a punch or a kick.
Yukari's eyes flash dangerously; she might be about to step up her gam-
All of a sudden, Moka lets out a shriek of surprise and points out the window in the most over-dramatic manner possible. "T-that's a space pony, isn't it?! W-with pink stardust, and... a-and an alien storybook princess in a big poofy space suit, and things like that?!"
...it is, without a doubt, the single most horrible attempt at a distraction you have ever heard. You feel horrible for making use of it if it works. You really hope Moka feels horrible for having even thought of it, much less having uttered it aloud.
And then the brooms immediately fall to the floor, lifeless.
"REALLY?! OHMIGOSH WHERE?!"
...Yukari completely and totally fell for it.
-[x]Drag Tsukune out of view from the Sorcerer's Apprentice and prompt him for a recap.
As you grab Tsukune by the back of his uniform collar and drag him out of this mess, your soul burns with shame felt on Yukari's behalf.
