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Rosario and Joestar

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Deadly Snark said:
Which is nothing to sleeze at, as you know, Jotaro is still just a baseline human.
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id argue otherwise, stand users are all mildly superhuman, jotaro can punch out alessi a full grown stand user, whilst he himself is a kid without a stand.

he pretty blatantly above human capabilities even before he got his stand... Jonathan was the same way, and joseph probably was as well.

[X] Raise your eyebrow and gesture for her to get on with it.
[X] Reassure her that your grandpa is actually a pretty swell guy.
 
Jonathan is super-duper human because he's a Ripple genius, and Zeppeli gave him a powerup in his final moments. Joseph has a lot more nift tricks, but is nowhere near as powerful.

John At Dawn said:
I don't recall any older women being seriously interested in him.
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A case could be made for both Nekonome-sensei and for Ririko-sensei, though obviously not to the same degree as his classmates. There's also Ruby, though she's still a teenager IIRC.
 
[X] *Shrug* You'd be surprised.
[X]Reassure her that your grandpa is actually a pretty swell guy.

So, uh... how exactly do we intimidate/convince Moka not to blow the whistle? Because without Star Platinum (actually, even with it, if you take the headmaster and the bus driver into account) we could have some serious problems fighting off an entire school of youkai.

"My grandfather is a good man; he wouldn't have done things like that without a good reason. But before you diagree, just keep in mind that his grandson being killed by monsters because he accidentally ended up in a school for them and was discovered is probably 'a good reason.'"

Well, that's what I'd say, but I don't think it really fits Jotaro. Also, Tsukune probably isn't going to like the blackmail aspect. Then again, Tsukune's a total pussy, so who cares?
 
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There are some cases in Part Two where they move faster then light though. Joseph and Ceasar both dodge out of the way of an amplified sunbeam, Kars blocks an ultraviolet light ray, and so on. (Like, we see that the beam is a couple inches from his face and his hands are by his sides, then next panel his hand blocks it.)
 
[x] "Just humor me, please. Though I have a feeling it's something stupid..."
[x] Do nothing. It looks like Aono's got this under control.

The bro code demands that I, we support Aono in this. Also, let's fucking reveal our identity as a human and grandson of the Youkai Boogeyman right where fucking EVERYONE can here us. What part of Moka isn't exactly taking the JoJo belief and thus is likely to explode at the mention of our lineage that you guys don't get? At best, she would think we're just joking, but considering her current agitated condition from telling the story,let's not take any chances.
 
EvaUnit01 said:
If it comes to that, it probably comes down to either Tsukune "Totes-not-Yokai-Jesus" Aono intervening on your behalf, and/or a dice roll for "Bullshit".
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Yeah... I don't feel like relying on a harem protagonist for something. And I definitely don't feel like getting a bad end barely a dozen updates in because we couldn't resist the lulz and then the RNG decided to f*ck us. Changing my vote.

[x] "Just humor me, please. Though I have a feeling it's something stupid..."
[x] Do nothing. It looks like Aono's got this under control.
 
Leingod said:
Yeah... I don't feel like relying on a harem protagonist for something. And I definitely don't feel like getting a bad end barely a dozen updates in because we couldn't resist the lulz and then the RNG decided to f*ck us. Changing my vote.
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Bad end? What are they going to do? Jotaro is badass on his own, and they have to know if they somehow kill him that Joseph Fucking Joestar will come and horrifically murder them all.
 
Since it seems I'm not getting an answer before sleep...

[X] "Just humor me, please. Though I have a feeling it's something stupid..."
[X] Do nothing. It looks like Aono's got this under control.
 
[X] <shrug> I was raised by humans. Indulge me.
[X] Do nothing. It looks like Aono's got this under control.
 
Enjou said:
Bad end? What are they going to do? Jotaro is badass on his own, and they have to know if they somehow kill him that Joseph Fucking Joestar will come and horrifically murder them all.
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Also keep in mind that its common knowledge. As well as the fact that blatant Blood Knight War God Principle went out of his way to never pick a fight with him.

Otherwise one of them would be dead.

And a Joseph Joestar with Hermit Purple against Youkai Academy would be a horribly one-sided slaughter.

They'll actively prevent things from escalating whenever possible outside the dumbest or most psychotic.

And those would stick to one on one fights regardless
 
Ferian said:
If that option is combined with "I was raised by humans", will the result be the same, or will Moka think us a monster adopted by Joseph?
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Apologies for taking so long. If you first say that humans raised you, Moka will probably assume that you are a yokai (possibly some sort of changeling) adopted by humans. You then imply JoJo is your gramps, she will probably assume that you are adopted by one of his descendants, rather than his direct blood descendant.
 
Enjou said:
The students? Yeah, they might panic. The teaching staff should largely be rational and try to calm things down. Shouldn't be an automatic bad end.
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There is this concept known as "long-term consequences," if you would kindly remember. I definitely won't like having to shoulder a heavy one of them just because one stupid decision made for "fun".

Edit: Also, let's not assume that they are close here, have enough numbers, and capable of restraining any hysteria and panic that might come after we reveal that we are the son of the Youkai Boogeyman.
 
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For the record. If you get a bad end, I might be willing to do the time warp again and send you back to before it.

Of course, there is also the possibility that Moka will be so terrified of you that she can't speak to anyone else about it for fear that you'll do something unspeakable to her.

You wouldn't, of course, but she doesn't know that yet. Fear can do bizarre things to the brain.

As for myself, my preference would be the option that doesn't scare the poor girl further out of her skirt.
 
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Feng Lengshun said:
There is this concept known as "long-term consequences," if you would kindly remember. I definitely won't like having to shoulder a heavy one of them just because one stupid decision made for "fun".

Edit: Also, let's not assume that they are close here, have enough numbers, and capable of restraining any hysteria and panic that might come after we reveal that we are the son of the Youkai Boogeyman.
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Nonsense. The genre lends itself to JoJo's favor. Clearly one monster at a time will challenge him!

Besides, we can always use the Joestar Family Secret Technique!
 
Little does she know that we are a monster, a parasite that has latched onto this young lad's head and disguised our self as a piece of clothing. Our disguise isn't perfect, however...
 
[x] <shrug> I was raised by humans. Indulge me.
[x]Reassure her that your grandpa is actually a pretty swell guy.

Our heritage will probably come out anyway. At least this way she'll probably think that we're only capable of calling in the big guns, and not firing them ourselves.
 
[X] <shrug> I was raised by humans. Indulge me.
[X] Reassure her that your grandpa is actually a pretty swell guy.
 
[X] *Shrug* You'd be surprised.
[X] Do nothing. It looks like Aono's got this under control.
 
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