daedalus725
Kell of Kells, godking of Planet X
- Location
- Daedalus crater, The moon
He doesn't have a gun he's just fast as fuck boy
Project Prometheus (Original Setting Superhero Quest)
THE SHOW OF PINSERVAL THE GREAT, THE INCREDIBLE. THE ONE TRAINED BY THE GREAT MASTER FWOOMBUS HIMSELF! — chickenbouillon (canon)
chickenbouillon
Will probably never finish a quest
- Pronouns
- He/Him
THE SHOW OF PINSERVAL THE GREAT, THE INCREDIBLE. THE ONE TRAINED BY THE GREAT MASTER FWOOMBUS HIMSELF!
An omake by chickenbouillon
Once upon a time, it was a lovely morning in the city of Horizon. It was a fragile, transient peace. Marked by the chirping of birds, the laughter of children, and the smell of flowers.
And that peace is immediately, promptly shattered by the appearance of a man.
The man promptly throws himself into the middle of the park, clears his throat once, and snaps his fingers. He's wiry thin, with a mustache that's equally as lean, and wears a dapper gray suit that is quite stylish if I do say so myself. With the snap of his fingers, a nearby tree is immediately turned into a massive magician's stage, complete with curtains and everything necessary to perform a show.
However, the people merely groan in agony. Not the agony of someone tortured, but the sheer pain of someone who has seen the same antics repeated again and again without end.
"ATTENTION!!!" The man bellows, his wiry frame somehow possessing an extremely loud voice that absolutely thunders across the field. "YOU ARE INVITED TO ANOTHER SHOW BY PINSERVAL THE GREAT!!! THE GREATEST WIZARD OF ALL TIME!! A MAGICIAN BEYOND COMPARE!! TRAINED BY THE GREAT MASTER FWOOMBUS HIMSELF!!"
The audience winces at his extremely loud voice, before sighing and resigning themselves to clapping sarcastically. If he notices their lack of fervor, he does not let it show.
Oh who am I kidding? He probably didn't notice anyway. Because Edgar Pinserval is alunatic beyond words GREAT WIZARD WHO DOES NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND HIS BACK!!!
Once again, he basks in the applause for a few seconds longer, before turning to the audience and pointing at a particularly unfortunate woman who was in the middle of jogging. Resigned and tired, she simply turns to him and recites the lines: "Oh.. hooray.. how may I help you today, Great Wizard?"
"I AM GLAD YOU HAVE ASKED!!" He screams loudly. "I SHALL HAVE YOU BE MY ASSISTANT TODAY!! HA!" He points at her, and a bright beam of light flies towards her direction before anyone can react. When it hits her, there is a puff of pink smoke.
When the smoke clears.. she is replaced by.. a massive pig wearing a tophat. With monocles. If her reaction is any indication however, she is very clearly aware of her new transformation. And not pleased whatsoever.
"YOUR NAME IS NOW WADDLES!! WADDLES, CLIMB TO THE STAGE!!!" He yells again. And can he stop doing that? I'm getting tired of my job as a narrator consisting only of describing him yelling. But either way. It works. The newly christened pig climbs up to the stage with all the enthusiasm of an prisoner who is facing the guillotine.
"NOW!! For my first trick!! WADDLES SHALL PERFORM AN OBSTACLE COURSE!" He points towards a table in the middle of the stage, and yet another bright beam of light shoots towards it. Immediately, a massive obstacle course appears out of nowhere. Complete with a massive pool with platforms sticking out of it.
Before Waddles the Pig can perform this grueling task, an observer takes pity on her and promptly clears his throat. "Mister Pinserval, sir?" The Great Wizard immediately hurls his head towards the direction of the voice, and the observer immediately regrets it, still he persists.
"..I was just wondering if you could stop turning us into animals? I'm sure you're really strong and powerful and all that.. but it's getting kind of tiring having to explain to my in-laws why I smell like a dog every family meeting." The brave audience member says. And like a fuse, other people immediately begin voicing out their complaints as well.
"Uhh.. yeah. I had to explain to my family why I smelled like a bird. At least you turned me into a peacock, so I was kind of pretty? I think?" Another man says. "You're so lucky! I got turned into a SNAIL." A woman snarls out in envy.
"Yeah.. we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop.." The audience nodded as one. Edgar stood there for a moment, confused beyond belief. Before his BRILLIANT MIND came to a conclusion! Clearly, they are not happy enough because he is playing favorites! He must give them all equal treatment!
"I see.." The Great Wizard says. "I am sorry.." The crowd sighs in relief. "I AM SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT GIVEN YOU ALL EQUAL TREATMENT!" He yells suddenly, and they immediately groan again. "YOU ARE ALL CLEARLY EXCITED TO HELP ME IN MY SHOWS ALL AT ONCE! UNFORTUNATELY, I ONLY PICK ONE OF YOU TO HELP! Quite an oversight I have made…" He strokes his mustache.
"I SHALL RECTIFY THIS MISTAKE IMMEDIATELY!" And with that.. the audience prepares themselves for more painful explanations to give to their families as to why they smell like animals.
And just like that, ends another show of PINSERVAL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL, dear reader. If you happen to stop by at the Uni District, perhaps give him a try? I hear his shows are quite.. fun to those who enjoy audience participation.
Just don't complain if you smell bad for weeks to come.
An omake by chickenbouillon
Once upon a time, it was a lovely morning in the city of Horizon. It was a fragile, transient peace. Marked by the chirping of birds, the laughter of children, and the smell of flowers.
And that peace is immediately, promptly shattered by the appearance of a man.
The man promptly throws himself into the middle of the park, clears his throat once, and snaps his fingers. He's wiry thin, with a mustache that's equally as lean, and wears a dapper gray suit that is quite stylish if I do say so myself. With the snap of his fingers, a nearby tree is immediately turned into a massive magician's stage, complete with curtains and everything necessary to perform a show.
However, the people merely groan in agony. Not the agony of someone tortured, but the sheer pain of someone who has seen the same antics repeated again and again without end.
"ATTENTION!!!" The man bellows, his wiry frame somehow possessing an extremely loud voice that absolutely thunders across the field. "YOU ARE INVITED TO ANOTHER SHOW BY PINSERVAL THE GREAT!!! THE GREATEST WIZARD OF ALL TIME!! A MAGICIAN BEYOND COMPARE!! TRAINED BY THE GREAT MASTER FWOOMBUS HIMSELF!!"
The audience winces at his extremely loud voice, before sighing and resigning themselves to clapping sarcastically. If he notices their lack of fervor, he does not let it show.
Oh who am I kidding? He probably didn't notice anyway. Because Edgar Pinserval is a
Once again, he basks in the applause for a few seconds longer, before turning to the audience and pointing at a particularly unfortunate woman who was in the middle of jogging. Resigned and tired, she simply turns to him and recites the lines: "Oh.. hooray.. how may I help you today, Great Wizard?"
"I AM GLAD YOU HAVE ASKED!!" He screams loudly. "I SHALL HAVE YOU BE MY ASSISTANT TODAY!! HA!" He points at her, and a bright beam of light flies towards her direction before anyone can react. When it hits her, there is a puff of pink smoke.
When the smoke clears.. she is replaced by.. a massive pig wearing a tophat. With monocles. If her reaction is any indication however, she is very clearly aware of her new transformation. And not pleased whatsoever.
"YOUR NAME IS NOW WADDLES!! WADDLES, CLIMB TO THE STAGE!!!" He yells again. And can he stop doing that? I'm getting tired of my job as a narrator consisting only of describing him yelling. But either way. It works. The newly christened pig climbs up to the stage with all the enthusiasm of an prisoner who is facing the guillotine.
"NOW!! For my first trick!! WADDLES SHALL PERFORM AN OBSTACLE COURSE!" He points towards a table in the middle of the stage, and yet another bright beam of light shoots towards it. Immediately, a massive obstacle course appears out of nowhere. Complete with a massive pool with platforms sticking out of it.
Before Waddles the Pig can perform this grueling task, an observer takes pity on her and promptly clears his throat. "Mister Pinserval, sir?" The Great Wizard immediately hurls his head towards the direction of the voice, and the observer immediately regrets it, still he persists.
"..I was just wondering if you could stop turning us into animals? I'm sure you're really strong and powerful and all that.. but it's getting kind of tiring having to explain to my in-laws why I smell like a dog every family meeting." The brave audience member says. And like a fuse, other people immediately begin voicing out their complaints as well.
"Uhh.. yeah. I had to explain to my family why I smelled like a bird. At least you turned me into a peacock, so I was kind of pretty? I think?" Another man says. "You're so lucky! I got turned into a SNAIL." A woman snarls out in envy.
"Yeah.. we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop.." The audience nodded as one. Edgar stood there for a moment, confused beyond belief. Before his BRILLIANT MIND came to a conclusion! Clearly, they are not happy enough because he is playing favorites! He must give them all equal treatment!
"I see.." The Great Wizard says. "I am sorry.." The crowd sighs in relief. "I AM SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT GIVEN YOU ALL EQUAL TREATMENT!" He yells suddenly, and they immediately groan again. "YOU ARE ALL CLEARLY EXCITED TO HELP ME IN MY SHOWS ALL AT ONCE! UNFORTUNATELY, I ONLY PICK ONE OF YOU TO HELP! Quite an oversight I have made…" He strokes his mustache.
"I SHALL RECTIFY THIS MISTAKE IMMEDIATELY!" And with that.. the audience prepares themselves for more painful explanations to give to their families as to why they smell like animals.
And just like that, ends another show of PINSERVAL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL, dear reader. If you happen to stop by at the Uni District, perhaps give him a try? I hear his shows are quite.. fun to those who enjoy audience participation.
Just don't complain if you smell bad for weeks to come.
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- He/Him
HAIL THE STUDENT OF FWOOMBUS! +1!
So, it's time for another far-out theory of mine!
We know that in the recent chapter, we saw a memory of the Woman-in-Blue who is Nora but not. We know that she has a connection to Augur, and she claims that no kne can see the future.
We also know from the memory that an Oscar took a device and "ran away", and that she was thinking of doing the same. And something I noticed on rereading is that instead of Uiara, it's Yemọja.
Finally, we know that mental time travel is possible, as seen with Mona and Nora, though in a closed-loop, paradox-causing way.
My theory is that Alt!Nora comes from an alternate timeline and traveled backwards, and that Oscar is Augur, who does the same thing to pull the "I killed you months ago" trick. This Alt!Nora likely never became a hero, and eventually messed with the Leviathan in her reality and fucked things up.
Going a bit further, I speculate that the "Hand" aka the disgusting voice is either Augur/Oscar himself, or a side-effect of the timeline changing.
Edit: Depending on the exact mechanisms, if the time travel is true, it provides an alternative source for the Uiara video: it comes from an alternate timeline.
We know that in the recent chapter, we saw a memory of the Woman-in-Blue who is Nora but not. We know that she has a connection to Augur, and she claims that no kne can see the future.
We also know from the memory that an Oscar took a device and "ran away", and that she was thinking of doing the same. And something I noticed on rereading is that instead of Uiara, it's Yemọja.
Finally, we know that mental time travel is possible, as seen with Mona and Nora, though in a closed-loop, paradox-causing way.
My theory is that Alt!Nora comes from an alternate timeline and traveled backwards, and that Oscar is Augur, who does the same thing to pull the "I killed you months ago" trick. This Alt!Nora likely never became a hero, and eventually messed with the Leviathan in her reality and fucked things up.
Going a bit further, I speculate that the "Hand" aka the disgusting voice is either Augur/Oscar himself, or a side-effect of the timeline changing.
Edit: Depending on the exact mechanisms, if the time travel is true, it provides an alternative source for the Uiara video: it comes from an alternate timeline.
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I gotta assume she was already on the edge of leaving when she signed up to be on a dating show but good for her
It's an interesting theory, but Uiara does call Nora Valiant Silver in the video, which doesnt fit with it being from a timeline where she's not a hero
On if you assume they've only time travelled once!
Like, can you imagine how pissed you'd be, if after hundreds or thousands of loops, you're on the final one, and suddenly unexpected, unknown factors that counter your best insurance against suchs?
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- He/Him
Is John's sensitivity enough that Leizi would be worried about bringing him against Petit Prince or Third Person?
SolarGemX
The Crystalized Sun
- Location
- Somewhere in the Cosmos
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- He/Him
Im guessing a psychic parasyte is bad no mather what level of psychic sensitivity you have (or dont have) Honestly our best shots are Ellie thanks to EB psychic protection, MW, Opale or LL. While Keeping BS and DS either out of range or on lookout for
Crusade BS.
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I forgot about Rhys and now i feel bad.
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- They/Them
Question, @Bitterman . Do Baba Yaga's powers break when she dies? Does anyone know?
Because it'd rather suck if Wonderland 2.0 was a, "Your life until she dies and then you die horribly and painfully" sentence.
Because it'd rather suck if Wonderland 2.0 was a, "Your life until she dies and then you die horribly and painfully" sentence.
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Everyone is vulnerable. He might be more than the average person, but no where near as bad as Mona.
There's no way to tell, but her Domains don't fade away over time like Cisma's powers did, so Wolong's power is telling him that smart money is that they won't.
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Sounds like our best plan for Third Person really is gonna end up being, "Noelle and various Maddie clones solo it", with maybe Rhys being there depending on if TP can sense conscious minds or if he'll overlook a random bird because he can't possess animals.
StarSingerBlue
Zenryoku Zenkai !
- Location
- The City of Lights
- Pronouns
- They/Them
Hmmm. What does that mean, mechanically?
I get Eve and Rakeem butting heads (carefree gamer with no respect for protocol vs Protocol Man) as well Towarri, but I don't get why Harper and Zixuan didn't get along, or why she said she hated her in her final video.
Kermie
Surprisingly Not A Frog
- Location
- Somewhere On The Planet
- Pronouns
- He/She/They
I believe it means that we can now summon up one New Dawn hero for free during it.
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- He/Him
Free New Dawn summon.
It will come up later. But Harper's bubbly personality was largely insincere and LL sniffed that out right away.
John night be able to help with bis barriers since His range of 100 yards should be big enough to apply barriers without risk of being possessed.
At the very least he should be able to track 3rd Person in his range.
- Location
- Ohio
Pic is broken!
I don't think anyone would understand!
Is she the reporter from the radio!?
Mona is really upset that you don't like her and is trying everything she can think of so you will like her. It's like a queen bee chick being upset that someone doesn't worship the ground she walks on, but more wholesome.
It's kind of toxic even if Mona means well.
Are... are these the final thoughts of previous Algernon types from just before they hit the Rebound?
Then why did you make it a luck check!?
I think we've failed every luck check so far. You might have to implement a "best out of two" thing if this keeps up.
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- A place
Should we experiment with Power Nullification on the girls and Third Person?
StarSingerBlue
Zenryoku Zenkai !
- Location
- The City of Lights
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- They/Them
We succeeded the one for the New Dawn patrol, and one for the upcoming update.
That's two out of six I think.
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Cause it was too broken to give for free
Kermie
Surprisingly Not A Frog
- Location
- Somewhere On The Planet
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- He/She/They
At the rate we're going though, we'll be getting it by next October… 😓
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- A place
II believe we have actially hiit about 2......... ione of which is coming up\
Then why did you make it a luck check!?
I think we've failed every luck check so far. You might have to implement a "best out of two" thing if this keeps up.
Ii personally like the luck checks... make the stakes feel .... real..... I might have a small gacha problem
Althpouugh personally to me the answer is bvious..... Just go through more luck checks.... And boost up our roster...
Hy Bitterman we will get the optin of spending money to increase Hero Slots in the Apiary right?
right?
Any way w couldget vreativve and get more luck checks
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Is LL weak against psychic stuff? I really wanna get that special weapon in Global Actions tbh.
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- A place
Yeah that is another worry that Shroud Abarimon and 3rd person got boosted.
And ...... we have 6 ap spoken for ....I want to get DEmon Flamez story..
...here'shoping Glbal actins can make it so we don't get inot AP hell